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Why I want kids, in 54 seconds (Video)

May 18, 2012 | In: Funny, Kids, Sports, Video

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Although, I do like being able to afford chairs.

BabyFarts Magizax

I don't want kids…at least not at the moment, too much partying to do!!!

Fact

You party? Seems like you're too busy commenting on everything theChive posts right away. Must not be the life of the party, ever…

yes

this is the party he is referring too
BabyFart Magizax

Actually, puking on the toilet the other night from too much drinking, while puking… Why not chive… So I can chive and party douche

j_rizzo

Cool story.
tic

You sound pretty cool
Steven B

10 bucks says nickleback is your favorite band
st33

Can I be your friend?
Liver lips

I agree. The fact you still throw up after drinking your boxed wine and haven't learned your limits shows you're not ready for kids. I'm all about drinking copious amounts of alcohol just as much as the next guy, but I haven't drank so much I could no longer control the direction of my digestive since I was fresh into college

Bud

Everyone who gave a thumbs down on this is just jealous because they have kids and forget what it was like to go out without having to plan it 3 weeks in advance.

Frank

Or realize people that are scared to have children, are really frightened children themselves, obviously.
Or can't find a chick that will bang them, let alone father their kids.

TheAutomaticMan

This is exactly the reason I love watching football with my daughter, she might not get it all the time, but she gets just as into it as I do. It's a special feeling when your kids take in interest in what you're doing, not just the other way around.

ALT

Rethought the whole kids thing when with 3 minutes left in the Pats-Giants Superbowl, my daughter decides to hit the red button on the FOIS connection, requiring a reboot of the whole system. The game came back on with 50 seconds left.

ku2tca86

FWOCKING TRWAVEL!
Dee

2001, Homer Simpson: "Aw geez. How come they never call traveling anymore???"
Abe

"A travel? Oh NO!!!" Haha, so cute.
etcrr

What a great lil girl she is. You an tell she adores her father that is so sweet and precious
BIG ROB

My lil girl is like that during football season….she also know not to mess around with daddy if the Chiefs lose on Sunday my kinda girl

Scaggnettii

from a fellow kansas city resident. the chiefs lose EVERY sunday. They are fucking awful. every sunday.

Attaxia

A-Freaking-Dorable !
bigfan

"Kids are great. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And, they practically raise themselves these days, with the internet and all." -Homer Simpson
Mcchocolate

felt crazy one night and thought i wanted kids… i got a dog instead…one of my better life choices

truth

Not everyone should have children. If you think a dog is the same as having a kid, you are definitely one of those people.

http://facebook.com/cre8ivdzine Bryan_W

Girl is going to grow up loving sports
BenCruz00

Awesome kid, is awesome!!
Dork

Cute but… Dude! turn off the TV and play with your kid! She will be grown up and gone before you know it. You can watch all the sports you want after that.

Dick Salad

You saw 54 seconds out of his 84,600 second day and you are going to tell him how to raise his child?

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Moi

Yes, because being a parent automatically means that you can't have time for yourself or do any of the things you enjoy doing. Seriously? Watching a few hours of T.V. instead of spending time (or in conjunction with spending time) with your kid isn't going to hurt anything. Get off your high horse.
chibwack

I wouldn't put watching sports with the kid in the same category as "tv". Teach the kid to respect and like sports and they'll wanna play sports, and that's always a good thing…

Pablo

Thumbs up if you think the TV should be where the mirror is, and vice versa.

fuku

actually the focal point of any room is either the TV or fireplace, so instead of splitting up the room they put their TV over the fireplace, problem solved.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=46204551 Brad Altone

that's awesome!!!! And your a douche^ for trying to market on here, and @ DORK, smh, how is his kid not enjoying life right now? your not worthy of the chive…

Yo Yo Ma

Adorable kid. Still don't know why people put their TVs above the fireplace though. But frickin' cute kid.
JDB85

My daughters are my little partners. We do everything together.
Vic

Actually 64 seconds with the ad.. but hey at least it wasn't a one of the really annoying 30 second spots. Later, Chive. Im not switching my browser just to block your ads. The real suckers are the advertisers who think the ads they are paying for are actually being seen.

Cute kid though!

Flame away Lemmings!!
st33

If you aren't smiling by the end of this video your heart is broken
bert

thats 54 seconds why i dont want kids
benbobbins

That dad should teach his daughter sometime about watching a real sport.
chibwack

Guy looks like turtle (entourage)
http://www.facebook.com/XxgabemoreiraxX Gabriel Moreira

im dead