Soooo…. you got wasted (30 Photos)

Are you wasted? Get your shit together and send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com.

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  • Wet_tosti

    #25 you got my blessing!

    • Richard_Nixon

      shes a hot mess

    • _me

      Instagram has made this picture nearly un-readable. Is that fire on her face, or bread, or other?

  • AmBush_Steve

    #5 – I remember when I had my first beer.

    • CaNaDaaa

      Drink and be sat on… That's why he became an alcoholic

    • Nate Bogner

      Is it bad that the chance of a cute Asian type girl sitting on me and choking me is kind of a turn on?

  • TheHypnotizer

    #5 He's not drunk, she's kicking his ass.

  • Turbodude

    That sucks..that was probably his favorite shirt.

    • Twitcher

      **only shirt

    • hardhat50

      hahah hes a she

  • Tom

    #22 i could see that happening to me

    • forever young

      made me lol, I think I've already done something like that..:)

  • m.c.

    #29 doesn't matter… Had sex.

    • Uh huh

      DAT ASS!

  • TheHypnotizer

    #29 Bleach and acid might get the ass crack stain out of the back of his shirt.

    • JLay

      I think you mean #28 kind sir.

      • TheHypnotizer

        It was #28 when I posted this morning. So was the post above mine " Doesn't matter…had sex"

  • OhYeahItsEric

    #13 I don't always hang out at your local grocery store, but when I do, I get kidnapped by douchebags.

    • CaNaDaaa

      Stay Thirsty my friend

    • Sam Malone

      Lmao, nice

  • Ed Martinez

    #22 That moment when you realize your "lucky" shirt got shredded like your reputation earlier that night

  • Bronor K

    <img src="">#10 She got 9.0 ? 9.5 for one of the most complicated combination ? 2.5 Forward Pike. LOL<img src=""&gt;

  • Dusty

    #7 Did they get drunk at a zoo?

    • asdfg

      We can't remember

    • leonard hoffsteader


    • avreno

      Seems to be the MGM Lion exhibit in Vegas, or Roy and Seigfreid's Zoo, also in Vegas.

    • for shoooooooo

      We have a drunk zoo day event in syracuse, ny.

  • Sean

    #16 That is one hell of a trust fall

    • Ned Ryerson

      looks like he's gonna come up a little short

    • TDub66

      That is one helluva dumbass

  • ProductOf85

    #3 Friendzone level: hold my hair my hair while I puke, I'm way too drunk to give you any tonight.

    • tralfaz

      The other girl is there to say "Nothing to see here, move along."

  • Liz Baxter


    I want to play!

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #20… To infinty, AND BE DRUNK!!

    • JLay

      I think you mean #19 kind sir.

  • Trig

    #1 Great band

  • bostonguy

    #19 Give me a sip.

  • Michael Marquez


    I would pay to see how this one ended up for Captain America boy.

    • Liz Baxter

      I have a feeling its going to be one of those "How exactly did you expect it to end?" moments…

    • Oh shit


    • Brett

      Is that a vagina on that guys back?

    • phydor

      and then he died

  • CaNaDaaa

    #16 I am really curious to see the ending of this

  • PagingDrDickey

    #26 I think I'm in love

    • @K_Lian_D

      Love u back ❤ haha

      • Woop

        hahaha this is the part where he gulps since he didnt think you'd see his comment. Love it.

        • PagingDrDickey

          It was more of a "WTF?!" than a gulp

      • PagingDrDickey

        Thats looks like its probably not your first keg stand

    • Ned Ryerson

      absolutely gorgeous!

  • Secretly hate my job

    That guy in the black t, in #6 #7 really doesn't want his picture taken

  • BRapper

    Chive seriously, quit sellin out with all the ads n shit. Touch a pic to look at it, nope u touched the ad that expands over half the screen invisibly. Get ur shit together with the mobile site. Gettin annoying!

    • S.Freud

      If you don't like the ads, you can either:

      1) Pay their bills yourself so the ads aren't necessary


      2) Save the fapping until you get home and on your desktop

      • gimletmike

        Couldn't agree with you more. I like the fact that The Chive is a free site and if a few adds keep it that way I'm cool with that.

  • indosilver

    #24 Ain't no party like a Scranton party, cause a Scranton party don't stop!

  • tv_paul


    "To intoxication and beyond"

    • jpadawan

      #19 is what you're looking for.

  • Mitchiver

    #29 I just threw up in my mouth a little

    • jay b

      I would never drink again

      • Notme

        …until the next time.

    • Desi

      I know. That drunk white guy is just so. . ewww

    • freddy

      Surely he didn't have to go to the ghetto to get a drink….now he wishes he was drinking at #19, with the rest of the humans.

    • thorthechiver

      i guess this is what that better with the lights off song is all about

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