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May 21, 2012 |
In: Funny, Owned
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I believe they mean “strips” instead of “stips.”
Clever, yet douchey
like you, without the clever part.
Better version – Put it in the air ducts and put baby powder And confetti in there. Video-tape it .. share it on The Chive.
make sure the friend video tapes the beating you get too
I'm sure your anal lifestyle is no fun what.so.ever. All fun n games til the one getting pranked has no sense of humor. Derp.
Just shove a mob of pissed off bears in there and watch the fun start!
No, no, no. Baby powder, flour and/or cornstarch and glitter, then grease the inside of the windshield with lotion or oil.
Not only do you get that satisfying poof, but that shit also sticks to the inside of the glass.
I can not be held responsible for the beatings and/or accidents that may occur.
doucy, yet sucky.
Or use chili powder or cinnamon….
That's kinda stepping into mean territory
How so, both are essentially food products?
It's like a free meal.
#2 if you really really hate victim, abort and commence slashing of tires.
Or do both.
Old trick is old. A better prank is to murder their family, frame them for the crime, and then mock them when they go to prison for life….it's a tried and true fun prank
I much prefer to make them eat their parents.
Haha haha haha, I made you eat your parents. I made you eat your parents. Mmm, yes, the tears of unfathomable sadness are so sweet and yummy
cartman = king of pranks
revenge comes to you like Law Abiding Citizen … power tools ready …
We love you too Bob <3
fill up their gas tank with hydrogen then its a party!
How do you get in the car of someone you hate?
And if you can get in, just pop the hood and cut the brake line. That should do it.
"Pop the hood and cut the brake line" have you ever even changed oil?
Yeah I bet he does not even know what oil is
its that stuff we rub on eachother every night in preparation. right?
Not to mention most cars today have to have the hood unlocked from the inside…
Tis cute that he didn't know the breaks are attacked to the wheel not the motor…
Unless talking about engine breaks… then unbolt the transmission………..
*By wheel i meant the whole assembly including rotors and calipers*
Pretty sure that couple on youtube that prank each other constantly did this a few years ago. Her reaction was hilarious…
Yeah they have, it was priceless! He's also filled her hair dryer with baby powder…. its where I find ideas for pissing my bf off :]
Maybe you should get a fucking life instead of YouTube telling you what to do with your pathetic existence. This is why your "bf" fucks other women.
aren't you the big man having a needless go to some girl on the internet who you know nothing about other than she's cracking a joke to amuse herself. People who tell other people to "get a life" imo need to get one themselves.
Wow some people just don't get the 'be nice' thing.
Being nice is overrated. I make way more money now that I'm a ruthless prick than i ever did at my first job. Money is fun. Bitches love money. I love bitches. Its win/win. Be assholes.
And you will also be killed early in your life when people get tired of how big of a douche you are. Oh yea, also, you have no friends. Win/win.
PVP? Yeah, I think they did that. Gina(sp)'s reactions to anything ar funny as hell
And then the car crashed and everybody was killed……
ROFLMAOBBQ It was AWESOME!
Colored paper and a 3-ring hole punch. Shape and size are perfect. Daughter did this to a friend years ago and the guy had sporadic dots flying out of his defroster for years!
This would be hilarious if I were 12.
lucky me and my puny chiver age,……..daddys car is gonna have a fiesta today on the way to work sksjakajsk sksjkaaksj mwwwwwaaaahaah ehehehehehe
You toucha my car, I breaka ya face!
I am agreeing with the dissidents here. I liked some of the prank ideas from last week and very appreciative of the thoughts, but this is as basic as electrical tape on the kitchen sink hose. Funny, sure, but everyone knows it. If we are doing car related pranks my cousin had a great one where he had a rear-window wiper with a hose that he rerouted to spray back about seven feet and just waited for people to tailgate, especially convertibles.
My car did that all on its own.
Better still, use styrofoam beans from an old beanbag chair (or shave a block of the stuff). Pour a good 1/4lb+ and it'll snow for years.
hmm, now keeping in mind there's this thing called test-drive… hmmm…
Did this person seriously make a mess in his/her own car just to display a mildly entertaining prank? Also, if you really hate the victim you break up and drop a whole cans worth of tuna fish into the defroster vent. Stinks up the whole car and stays down in the vent making it very difficult to get at.
Whatever happened to you don't mess with another mans ride?
its probably a chicks car
Even better…. Fill it with anthrax! Wait what…..
… aaand in other news, My Bill Fucking Murray shirts were waiting in my mailbox on Friday when I got home!
It was a good weekend – thanks Chive!
Best comment yet! Congrats on the BFM.
Mine too!! AND it's Friday!
Fill vents with cocaine. Wait until they leave. Call in an anonymous tip about a drug smuggler…
If you really hate the victim just use pepper spray
Wow. Nothing like having some asshole fuck with your car. How does anybody think this lame crap is funny. You just dont fuck with a somebodys car. Thats it.
I just got back from filling the driver's seat in your car with thumbtacks. What did I miss?
Dude, you are now wearing a bullseye.
you also never eat another mans fries!
you never shoot another man in a dick, for that matter.
I did this to a friend with glitter but when it shot out all over her she didn't even realize it. She kept asking, "why is everyone laughing?"
You did it wrong.
How much did you use? One small shaker of glitter? You need to use at LEAST a half pound of micro-fine glitter. Don't forget to grease the glass like I said before.
Baby powder is best… Casper the friendly ghost will call you 'Whitey'…
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