Daily Afternoon Randomness (52 Photos)

To answer the question, it is looking more and more likely we will be hosting back-to-back meetups in LA and San Diego over Memorial Day weekend. LA on Saturday and San Diego on Sunday. I’ll keep you posted when everything in finalized.

Also, your underboobs are welcome, Alicia.

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #52 gotta love early DAR

    • Whiskey Pete

      I'm flying into San Diego this weekend for a bachelor party. This would easily top off the weekend. Spill the deets Chive.

      • https://www.facebook.com/Deniseopotomus LA Chivette

        If Alicia is going. I'm going. WOW.

      • sdago25

        Sweet! Add more dudes to the mix, uh no thanks.

    • BabyFart Magizax

      and First!

      • hump

        on every post today… Congrats! You win….nothing!

        • BabyFart Magizax

          Imposter, I would never say first and never have. Douche

    • Greenerblues

      Man, I love this Chivette

    • Trav1121

      Alicia NEEDS to be CotW! That chicks is just… WOW! That is all.

    • Matt

      Nancy Botwin?????

      • ivan

        Nope… Lacy LaPlante
        close though

    • KyleGamgee

      Favorite Chivette!

    • ben

      Does anyone else think she looks like Nancy botwin

    • Big poppa smurf

      Damn I'd throw a party if she was comin out to CT

    • https://www.facebook.com/JayAirMe Jeremy DeAnda

      Last LA Chive meetup was a cock fest… with the new addition of Chivettes a year later maybe it will be awesome this time around…

      • No Thanks

        Seems like it would be more dudes trying to meet 3 girls.

    • BruceWayne

      She is cool but she NEvER fucking smiles!
      But you want to go have a beer with #47

    • bones

      No glasses > glasses
      Underboob > everything

    • naomi p

      Looks just like the chick on weeds!

  • Lynsay


    • Smithers25

      Swing and a miss there champ

    • Bob Uecker

      Just a bit outside……

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      #19 Pay attention troll….this picture is better than anything you will ever accomplish.

    • SaxMan

      …..moron to comment

  • Murph

    Gotta Love an early DAR

    • chivers

      #47 Chivette of the WEEK PLEASE!! Spectacular

      • Chiver


  • thepoopsmith

    some people say cucumbers taste better pickled

    • sirpoopsalot

      peanuts taste better pre-eaten too

      • Ken


  • Rannnndeh

    #19 hollllly wedgie

    • Hand of Fate

      Pretty sure that wedgie is gonna be double sided, ya know?

    • fil

      its a vaggie

  • the_mike

    #4 8 Mother fucking fluid ounces Samuel.

    • Aztecsfan


      • Vince

        Ruined it.

  • Alex

    #18 much better than Ronald

    • thatguy

      I did NOT need this fetish. Thanks Chive

    • Underbaker

      Are you sure that is not the Ladyboy version of Ronald from Thailand?

  • Marko

    Though I am sitting, #25, be assured that I am giving you a standing ovation!

    • Steven

      Moar of this gorgeous girl

    • Ben

      I'm from Fort Wayne living in NOLA, I think its time to move back.

    • http://thechive.com/ ADUB

      I am here now. Gonna beat ya to it.

    • Pud_Divine

      She looks Identical to a girl i work with… I texted her immediately lol

    • Edwin

      I'm from fort wayn, never see girls like this

      • um_yeah

        Yeah, WTF…. Where do you see women like this around this god forsaken place. If this wasn't a mecca of jobs and decent places to work, I would be headed for some place with more bewbs like those. Thanks for keeping hope alive!

  • Babyfarts brother

    Oh, a ring. Uber cool.

    • Cormerander


  • KCJake


    I'm guessing this works never.

    • just don't

      I don't know what was worse reading that or seeing the painting that just ruined the avengers for me… not even putting the number up

    • Red

      That card has "douche" written all over it. Probably wears Ed Hardy.

    • KyleGamgee

      That card might fail 99% of the time, but if he printed 500 of them, then he's getting laid 5 times.

      Plus, a girl might like an Italian guy.

    • Bradius

      I would agree, Card may as well say : I am such a douche, i need a card.

      wish we had the real # , I'd troll that dude for weeks…

    • thorthechiver

      idk it might work a little better now that there is a song about it and all.

    • Dealer

      608 area code = Madison Wisconsin area…. so we have his general location… come forward and admit what you've done

      • JohnD

        Tables in the background say Memorial Union Terrace

      • Faheem Rasheed Najm

        The list can only be about 15-20 guys … how many Italians are in Madison WisCANson (T-Pain Voice)

    • FLRJ

      I like how it says, "Call me, maybe?"

      Maybe?!!! He doesn't even have the balls to be aggressive on the card.

      • Sova420

        Hahaha you all are fuckin retarded. Theyre lyrics to a song, a really shitty song.

    • Derpington

      This really is gayer than #24

    • italian guy


    • John Long

      That card has got win written all over it. As long as he gives it to her with a smile on his face, any girl will think it's funny. Then it'll just be a matter of time before he's giving it to her with a smile on his face.

  • etcrr

    #15 congrats, you look marvelous and much better

    • zoxymusic

      AWESOME! Congratz!!

    • Michael

      You go girl. Way to lose it. You look amazing.

    • AtlChiver

      Way to go! You look awesome and I am sure you feel better! KCCO!



      • Anjin-San

        Me too!

    • JohnMcClane_

      That is pure awesome! Hard work pays off!

    • Jess

      Goddamn girl… kepp it going! That's an awesome accomplishment and you look great!!

    • theKid

      nice job blondie.. you look good.

    • Kaiser

      Achievement unlocked: [Discipline, Fortitude, Health, Hotness]

    • Chad

      Very impressive, that is no easy feat. I bet you feel so much better too. Way to go!

    • Screwdriver

      Gratz!…..and great job achieving Chivette worthy hotness!

    • mrjimmyos


    • Rampager2020

      i wish my girl could do that. maybe you could tell her how

    • http://www.facebook.com/jeff.helt Jeff Helt

      She dose look good and good job losing the wieght!

      • Jen


    • XOXO

      What is SC?
      BTW awesome transformation.

  • etcrr

    #21 But I still don't see it

    • figleaf

      Forgive my ignorance but, can anyone put context to this shot? What's up with the armed soldier?

      • bigD

        Its the Dictator.

        • its_forge

          It's a Sacha Baron Cohen movie, and that's all that needs to be said. = )

    • freddy

      Open you're eyes and empty you're mouth, then.

      • figleaf

        * your

    • reynauld

      Get out of you're Mom's basement and you will see just fine.

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #31 She's making my turtle come out of his shell!

    • http://twitter.com/KFalcon30 @KFalcon30

      I know a bartender who wears this same exact shirt and I would assume would have similar underboob….could it be?!

    • llort

      You have a turtle head poking out?

  • CamLToe

    #20 bewb pound

    • Trav1121

      That is how all women should greet each other! And me too. Damn fine idea!

    • DubU2Death

      I think its a lot cooler when they chest bump than when basketball players do!

  • Falco09

    #21 The DICKtator.

  • the_mike

    #50 Fucking Smart….for the next month or two..

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      See it wouldn't go over so well if those were mine because Italian sounds sexy but That Pennsylvania Dutch Guy You Just Met sounds terrible.

      • the_mike

        Do something else there instead. Badass firefighter. Bitches love firefighters.

        • Jen

          if i guy handed me this, i would laugh in his face.

  • femtrooper

    #29 I wouldn't put anything with a sharp beak near my nipple..

    • Random

      Yeah… I was thinking that it would be a shame for her amazing breasts to be ruined by a sharp beak.

      • Guest

        Since when do Octopuss have sharp beaks

        • Dan

          Since always.

        • seriously?

          go back to basic biology moron.

    • Katie

      My thought exactly

    • downfall616

      #29 MOAR!!!

      • usmc_chiver

        You have no idea – this has gotta be the sexiest thing i've seen on theChive in a while. Not only is she drop dead gorgeous, but she isn't scared of SHIT! Sense of adventure, bombshell looks, where do I get one? #29 #29 #29

        • ddd

          not to mention topless and possibly completely naked

        • http://twitter.com/CerealFede @CerealFede

          she is actually from Argentina, i can't believe this pic made it here

          • theend81

            OK, well since you obviously know who it is… how about educating your fellow Chivers?

          • truth

            link? moar???

      • https://www.facebook.com/andrew.smith.10297701 Andrew Smith


    • YunChoe

      #31 did and it seemed to work fine for her.

    • hatershater

      one bewb is clearly bigger than the other. perhaps need more sharp beaks on other

    • MEEEE

      Lucky octopus..

    • Truth

      put my mouth on it instead!

    • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

      This chick is hands down the hottest girl ever, but the octopus this is gross. Weird, shameful boner..

      • I_am_golf_c0m

        This is the biggest dilemma I have come across in awhile! Sexy naked chick/ Nasty octopus piss all over her chest…

        • Orcslayer

          why is a octopus nasty?
          are you the guys who think the meat comes from the supermarket where there are no animals killed???
          get a grip…

    • Anomanom

      This is how tentacle porn gets started.

    • http://www.facebook.com/AclipsShy650 OLa Nugget

      What about MY beak?

    • ted stevens

      Looks like she's 14

    • Cantaloupe

      Mermaids regularly breast-feed octopusses.

    • asyax

      Don't try this in Australia ladies. Our cute little "blue rings" will f#$king kill you!

      • ummm...

        I'm pretty sure noone wants to touch anything in Australia on general principle. Seeing as everything there is basically born and bred nightmare fuel. If someone told me that Australia is where god keeps all of his weapons in case he ever decides he wants to wipe out mankind, I'd be hard pressed to argue against it. Just saying.

    • shanker

      Puss & Boobs…

    • RoadSodas

      I'll bet I can fit that Octopus in my mouth…

      • Ethan

        Sarah McSweeny from Married to the Mob, google her.

  • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

    #10 #11 oh riley the feeling is mutual!

    • Rich

      aye lassie keep them coming

    • Jess

      Riley you are F'n phenominal and I would seriously consider taking a trip from the Chi to see you personally! OMG… MOAR MOAR MOAR!

    • Adam

      Agreed. Riley is officially my favorite Chivette-of-the-Week. I can't speak to her personality because i don't know her (obviously), but in the looks department, my goodness. This girl better be on the next Chivette calendar :).

      • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

        She also likes rugby and I think I saw some skis in there somewhere too. Both add to her awesomeness.

      • Lotus

        Best chivette of the week I can remember, doesn't look as fake as most of the recent ones.

        • Rtree

          I can't believe how fast this girl can put a smile on my face.

    • CelticWarrior

      Riley, you are just delightful. A true natural beauty.

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      whoah whoah!!! where's riley!!!

  • Captain_Kyle

    #25 Boobs indeed

    • Jezza67

      Boobs for president. Thank you chivette. You are beautiful.

  • Whoopi_G

    #7 MOAR!! Right meow.

    • DanTheMan

      I thought this chick was the sexiest on here hands down… So I agree MOAR!!!

    • DRIZ


      • linkx

        Too graphic dude

        • hmm

          but accurate

  • TRex

    #50 Ladies, is this brilliant or stupid?

    • USC Chivette


    • TRex

      I guess I'll cancel my order then.

    • CanadianCHIVER

      It's guys like these ones that make it easy for normal guys to get laid.

    • Tom

      "Italian Guy You Just Met" aka "Douche Smelly Foreign Creepy Dude That Just Checked Out Your Boobs & Ass When You Weren't Looking & Then Touched Himself Inappropriately In Public"

      • Cantaloupe

        lol, foreign – as if actual Italian guys tell everyone they're Italian

        • Hand of Fate

          Typically we don't, and I should know because I'm Italian.

          • Jen


    • http://www.facebook.com/armina.frederick Armina Frederick

      depends on the guy. if hes on the Harvard baseball team then I'd want the rest of that number!!

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #7 OMG MOAR please!! You are gorgeous!!

    • Guest

      That is one big ass ring

  • @lackofabetter

    #12 Literally ballin

    • electric boogalo

      Guess who's the slut?

    • ThatJoshGuy

      Zero Fucks

  • Smithers25

    #1 Doesn't she know that Crazy is at the other mall?

    • Samhedi

      THis is kinda typical of Saugus, actually.

    • Fauquier

      Ohhh Mississauga , ohh so very typical 😛

      • Schnizz

        Oh you crazy Canadians

  • http://twitter.com/tonytouch24kt @tonytouch24kt

    #52 Underboob goes where ever the hell it wants!

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