Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #11 KACHING!!!!!

    • Missy the SEXUAL

      so funny and original! how bout we get sexual

    • GomerPyle

      Thanks Facebook IPO!

    • Needlegun13

      Like a boss…

    • Underbaker

      Here is your multiple choice answers…
      a: This is a very wealthy man.
      b: For a gay man he sure has a lot of girl friends
      c: He is one sexy dude. (snicker snicker)

  • JimmyBoPeep

    #3 I Know I'd say yes.

    • Guesty

      Is that a Tony's pizza?

    • @nodoubtt

      Its not a question…

      • tapsnapornap

        True story, no question mark.

    • Notmyname

      don't care who brought it – my answer is yes!

    • Papburgundy13

      That pizza doesn't even look good

    • COCO

      Yes to the pizza or the question?

    • larry

      Seriously?? Cause…that looks like the worst pizza ever. I'd say fuck no.

      • zTom

        Also because it's such a cheap ass way of proposing.

  • Vert

    Me? First?

    • sploodge

      not even close, so do yourself a favour and don't try again. You don't need something else in life that you suck at

    • snooze

      NOPE LOL

    • fuck yourself

      go fuck yourself

  • RandomTask09

    #32: Shouldn't this be on Sunday's 'So, You Got Wasted' post??

    • flaccid@$$hole

      Chocolate wasted!!!

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      Woman Logic: No counter space in bathroom, find the biggest candle I can find.

  • BigPup

    #11 #21 like a BOSS!

    • notapproved

      Come back to comment when you hit puberty.

      • BigPup

        Come back to life when you're not a dick.

  • TokyoFace

    #13 … vader would win

    • batmanowns

      Fuck no!

      • iheartboobs

        Batman FTW!

      • stonewall_79

        Are you crazy man Vader would choke batman to death in a few seconds.

    • http://www.facebook.com/casonedwardsandthecastaways ThePad

      If batman could use the force….. but yea vader would just choke the shit out of him for his lack of faith.

      • TokyoFace


        • WillieWill

          Vader is probably saying " Don't make Vader have to chock a bitch "

          • stingray2309

            you forget that batman has anti-vader spray on his batbelt.

            • Master_Rahl

              where does he get those WONDERFUL toys?

      • Underbaker

        But Batman wouldn't hang there and die like a pansy, he would make a counter move while choking to cause Vader to lose concentration. Then the real battle would begin.

    • GomerPyle

      Vader FTW!

    • acdc

      Shouldn't the "Dark Lord Voldemort" be in there to make it a three way?

    • JayKizzle

      If Vader is Batmans Father, then Vader is already dead, since Batmans parents are dead…SWEAR TO ME!

      • Jen

        NERD FIGHT!

  • CC101

    #11 got them free limo service for a year.

    • Dan

      Bitches love free limo service

    • 650

      Brunette at bottom = FIND

      • Lboogie13

        You do realize she is probably in high school right?

        • 650

          If we all followed the "probably" school of thought (no pun intended), the internet would probably be a much different place for most of us. So no, I don't – she could be 25 for all I know.

  • Jess

    #3 would be funny if the delivery guy wrote "I think we should break up" instead.

    • COCO

      How is that funny?

  • 650

    #5 #33 gonna put a little twist on this situation…

    • fritodog

      I see what you did there.

  • Sweet Doogs

    #4 Perfect FAP Station. Wish I had that back in the college dorm room.

    • COCO

      Or get your own room, you prevert

      • Shutup Coco

        You sure told him, he'll think twice before making a "preverted" comment again

    • Paul

      You shouldn't need a fap station in college. There is pie everywhere.

    • Buster Cherry

      Nice jack shack

    • AJ Rantz

      sooooo thats where you hide your virginity!

  • CH1V3R


    If that would have been a Ford Fusion, I would've shit bricks.

    • COCO

      I do not get what you are trying to say. Is it a joke?

    • JHL1

      or more likely, the Fusion would shit bricks (and glass).

  • Jimmy


  • phoenixpwns

    #21 I see what you did there….

    • COCO

      That picture should be under Bad Parenting post

  • Cambo196

    #26 Can't decide if that's cruel or not…

    • Kelly Kapowski

      It is. What kind of asshat buries their dog to take a picture?

      • Jess

        He's not even buried deep; you can see the outline of his body. He could probably get up whenever he wanted. And he does seem to be enjoying himself.

      • MrMav

        Should find the owner and bury the bass neck deep

        • I'm a fish

          You shouldn't burry bass.

    • Token Black Chiver

      It's actually a new species of plant called the "Dog Flower"… its only in the budding stage (needs lots of water and Scooby snacks)

    • tapsnapornap

      I would say not, judging by the look on the dog's face. I think he's more than cool with it.

    • Dogs Suck

      Dogs suck! Should have buried it face first.

      • austin

        I shot a cat yestetday with my 12 gauge I didn't even buried it…

        • Dogs Suck

          Didn't bury the cat or the 12 gauge?

    • K-Mac

      Definitely animal cruelty!!

  • CC101

    #20 Truly epic when you got a burning building behind you & are still able to KCCO.

    • Todd

      I'm all about kcco and I love chiver's but these two need to get there priorities straight. Someone's house is burning down the rest of the guys are busy working and they're having a photo shoot. From a colorado fire fighter kcco

      • Rich

        Yea as cool as it would be to get a pic with that as a backdrop I'd feel guilty about leaving the hose for someone else to pull.

      • http://twitter.com/slumd0gg @slumd0gg

        Typical firefighter always looking for a photo op instead of working.
        But that fire is probably turned into a defensive fire which gives em time to take pics. Just make other exposures are. Protected.

        Should take pics of myself kcco'n as I provide CPR but how unprofessional would that be?!

        • CC101

          I totally agree Todd, hopefully it wasn't along those lines and hopefully everything was as under control as it could be during the pic.

      • Clay

        Actually, before you start assuming. The guy pictured and myself had just completed a primary search of 12 individual apartments (the whole complex was abandoned months prior, I might add) then we went and set up rehab at our rescue unit for the rest of the firefighters on the scene of this 2 alarm fire. If you knew anything about your job you'd know the roles and responsibilities of the rescue unit on the scene of a fire. So, our priorities are straight, our job was completed before we took a photo. KCCO, Clay.

  • Wet_tosti

    #5 No hooverhands here!

    • Meeg

      hooverhands conjure up some interesting visuals… i suspect "hoverhands" was the phrase you were looking for?

    • DaddyD

      Hooverhands really suck.

  • nobody special

    vert, vert, vert….stayed up all night to be first on the DMA, but looks like you'll be tired all day just for a bunch of thumbs down.

  • Sweet Doogs

    #29 Helen Keller in the Kitchen?

    • COCO

      Helen Keller died, so it could not be her.

      • JHL1

        Jimbo: Who gave the Gettysburg Address?
        Me: Abraham Lincoln
        COCO: Abraham Lincoln died, so it could not be him.

    • Kato

      I am going to hell for laughing at this comment!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #11 I gotta get me a tux. Bitches love tuxes!

  • Andy Valentine

    #35 – Definition of a "once in a lifetime" shot. Jammy bugger.

    • Rod

      Is it real or shopped?

      • I am from reddit

        Aaron paul from breaking bad post that on his twitter, that picture was also from reddit

        • 0331

          who took it from nitpiq.

          • Si1entStatic

            who took it from a photographer's facebook…… probably

      • Bilbo Braggins

        Legit from solar eclipse yeserday.

  • Deadpool

    That is one high quality gif! #23

    • Trav1121

      Deadpool! Haha It is amazing shit like that that makes Marty the greatest goalie of all time! Old school style but still gettin' it done.

      • Anon

        Not the greatest but one of the greatest. They scored 2 seconds after that btw.

        • Trav1121

          No, man. THE greatest! And all with the same team. Dedication and loyalty like that are hard to find in this day and age.

    • TheJesus

      Go Rangers!

    • http://twitter.com/JessicaSchor @JessicaSchor

      i love the rangers, but marty is a freaking beast. 40 years old and he's bicycle kicking pucks away. ridiculous.

    • Tank

      Greatest person ever. Show respect.

    • Filbur

      He's awesome alright, I just wish he were awesome somewhere else!

    • Dr Awesome!

      KEEP CALM….WE HAVE BRODEUR. That's right – LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!

  • Shockteck


    Quick someone kill it for the sake of….oh whatever.

  • Tony

    How the Charlie's Angels TV show should've been…..

  • mijo69

    #26 #31 I freakin love dogs!

    • COCO


      • Missy

        Cos they chase cats…

  • MonkeyMadness

    #4 Oh boy. This thing AGAIN. Nice fap box.

    • onethirdjewman

      But where are the tissues and lotion?

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