It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (27 Photos)

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  • culpjp

    I would also #20

    • AmBush_Steve

      Cap or Tap?

      • MAX

        does it really matter? as long as you get it done already so you can tell ur bros "been there, done cap"

    • FTLT

      I'd do that for my country…

    • Otter

      Is that a painting or a highly airbrushed photo?

    • http://www.facebook.com/James.D1985 James Dobry

      Do it for America!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #10 Classy proposal

    • Anomanom

      How to invite a whale to prom.

    • Eric_Le_Awesome

      It even has cheese on it, which shows he went the extra mile.

    • Ray Pissed

      If I had to find a prom date nowadays with all the goofy stuff that HS kids are doing these days, I'd open 100 condoms on the floor outside her locker and say, "If you go to the prom with me, we'll use each and every one of these."

  • whyme1973

    #5 Yeah, that's no shit.
    #17 I'm receiving the Bat Signal.

    • http://Blacksonblondes.com Troll-the-world

      Bat signal ?
      That's a silly way to spell boner.

    • Underbaker

      #17 What do you mean her parents aren't home? Then who took the picture?

      • whyme1973

        The Diddler.

        • Underbaker

          Are you sure it wasn't the Jerker?

  • crazydog

    #15 best moment of the movie!!

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Hands down

    • yawnnn

      This movie sucked cojones.

      • thorthechiver

        if by "sucked cojones" you mean "was the greatest movie of all time then you sir are correct

        • kigero

          Greatest movie of all time? You don't want shoot off you mouth before the Dark Knight rises. (I tried to write than sentence without any euphemism but the film title really doesn’t help)

    • figleaf

      No question, we were in stitches! Can't wait for someone to make a looping GIF of that moment.

    • Dr. Evil

      Puny god!

  • http://cargocollective.com/Luciemacarthur/ LucieMac89

    #10 whats up with food proposals today? hah I mean, I'd say yes…

    • Dumb-chivette

      So if I proposed to eat your pink taco and the give you a tube steak after words, you would say yes?

      • http://cargocollective.com/Luciemacarthur/ LucieMac89

        ummm no cause you cant spell afterwards

        • http://cargocollective.com/Luciemacarthur/ LucieMac89

          but ill take the steak

          • jjj

            Ha so you'd suck his dick?

            • http://cargocollective.com/Luciemacarthur/ LucieMac89

              Aw fail… Didn't realize he was referring to his dick as a steak… It must look really weird. Poor guy.

        • Jery

          Spell check only goes so far…

          • boldspoo

            Apparently your brain only goes so far…

        • Underbaker

          He may have wanted to talk for a bit after eating the pink taco. OK that sounds lame, even to me.

          • DaddyD

            Next time, look for (and use) the "Cancel" button.

            • Underbaker

              I did, but you are still here.

        • DaddyD

          I kin spil reel gud. Pliz murry me!

          • http://cargocollective.com/Luciemacarthur/ LucieMac89

            lol the cats on cat saturday can spell better

    • Lizard

      Nice profile pics!

  • Jery

    #24 maybe he should take a leaf out of Kurt Cobain's book and taste a 12gauge….

    • bibby

      Hahah nice one!

    • Pff

      Hahaha, suicide is so funny.

  • Blah

    #17 I dont get it, meh who cares!

    • whyme1973

      Batman's parents are dead…

      • Underbaker

        No need to respond to my question above, you win and I have clicked the green thumb as is appropriate.

  • whyme1973

    #9 Example 25 of how women cheat in arguments.

  • Acesevens

    #24
    Kurt Cobain?? I knew Kurt Cobain and you sir are not to be compared to Kurt Cobain.

    • fishing4ducks

      *of

      • rooney

        *miss

    • Four eyes

      I believe you ment to say ma'am, not sir.

    • carmasterr

      "…and you madam are not to be compared to Kurt Cobain."

      There, all fixed.

    • Patches

      It's true – Bieber is twice the man Cobain was. At least Bieber isn't a junkie bitch whining about how horrible being a rock star is, before taking the coward's way out and leaving his daughter without a father.

      Musical talent aside, Bieber > Cobain.

      • Trent

        Truth hurts

      • ATouchofInsanity

        No…Justin Bieber is just a cross-dressing little girl who really needs to get back in the kitchen

  • Dan

    #25 covers every single internet argument, ever.

    • Underbaker

      Nuh Huh!

    • Jasper

      for the charitable side of this website and its users I am saddened by this picture. There are a lot of words that can be used other than "retards".

    • Afghanistan

      I like this one as arguing with Theists….

      • DeDav

        You spelled Christians wrong. It's not ALL religions, it's just Christians.

        • RKJ

          As a Christian minister who is also a chiver, I ask that you not judge us all based on a few outspoken individuals. I don't judge all chivers based on Paula–there are plenty of non-judgmental, loving Christians.

  • Steve

    #1 actually something that Epic creates it self

  • AmBush_Steve

    #27 – Best laugh I've had in a while. Welcome back Chris.

    • Ned Ryerson

      this is almost 6 years old. i want to see an update!

  • Mr. Cellophane

    #17 I'm sorry, did someone say something? I couldn't hear you because of the extreme hotness…

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #2
    You're never too young to prepare for the zombie apocalypse.

    • Chiver#238976

      Is it wrong that all I saw was cleavage at first?

  • DDD

    #5
    and getting hotter every day!!!!!

    • yesyes

      Whores gonna whore.

  • Adam F

    #16 So true
    #26 Even more true

    • Jason E

      AMEN!!!!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/JDS2041 @JDS2041

    #24 Why insult Debbie Gibson? #15 How i feel on a Monday Morning!

    • Bob

      You feel like a half naked guy tossed you every morning… oook then…

      • http://twitter.com/JDS2041 @JDS2041

        Only on Mondays Bob only on Mondays!

  • Tom

    #24 so True.

  • Eddie

    #17 awesome that is all

  • tv_paul

    #17 Quick take the bat pole to her bat cave!

  • Jezza67

    #4 Shouldn't that be on the Berry? Not that JD isn't hot (according to "Who" magazine) but more pics of Jessica Alba from Blue Whatever would be better.

    • BruceWayne

      I thought Depp was a girl…OK girly…OK a woman….LOL
      Depp is cool. He gets a pass.

    • Bob

      Who is that guy anyway??

    • wackford

      didn't you know? johnny depp is the wang that transcends gender.

  • celticsquid

    #25 This is how i feel at work daily.

  • Andrew

    #17 does anyone know who this is? I new moar!

  • Master_Rahl

    the caption says "wearing" should be barely wearing… either way, super hot!

  • Its me

    #10 …and apparently the ability to construct a sentence.

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