It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (27 Photos)

137 14
137 14
  • jhicks8

    #5 Very True #17 Good God.

  • alvaradoleon

    like Martin responded I am impressed that some people able to earn $7402 in 1 month on the computer. did you see this website (Click on menu Home more information)

  • Underbaker

    But as soon as you admit defeat she drops it back down and hands you a honey-do list that you may or may not receive compensation for in the future depending on her mood.

    • twat swatter

      You sir need a discover make-up sex

    • whyme1973

      It's not so much admitting defeat…you get distracted and forget what the argument was about. Weapons of mass distraction.

  • Turtle42

    #21 Discworld and A'tuin for the win!

    • Ouch!

      I'm disappointed this didn't make the first page of comments.

    • Ouch!

      “The phrase ‘Set a thief to catch a thief’ had by this time (after strong representations from the Thieves’ Guild) replaced a much older and quintessentially Ankh-Morporkian proverb, which was ‘Set a deep hole with spring-loaded sides, tripwires, whirling knife blades driven by water power, broken glass and scorpions, to catch a thief.’”

    • Rasengalia

      You beat me to it. I love the Discworld series. One of the most bizarre, tongue in cheek mythos in print.

    • Pff

      Thank god, you restored some of my faith in humanity…I wasn't sure how many Chivers, if any, would get the reference. :)

  • Robin

    #17 This is a picture of perfection…find her!!

  • hellyes

    #5 Keep calm and Whore on.

    • wackford

      true true

  • bob

    #4 Eh?…..Depp is an ugly twat.

  • dirtysteve99

    The original was 'arguing with a Christian'

    nice of them to change it to avoid the flame war.

    • 0331

      Really now, then who was the original author?

      • dirtysteve99, a while back.

  • Brian J Castro

    #5 is dead on
    #15….that part was hilarious. talk about rag doll effect

  • michael

    did anyone notice to downblouse on #2 before the machine gun baby_

    • michael

      chive find her

  • indesignkat

    Some people even believe the world is just a big sphere of rock and not actually a disc supported by four elephants standing on the back of a giant space turtle. But then, some people will believe anything.

  • SadeShadz

    #25 Heh, true.

  • Steven B

    i loved all of these. Job well done chive

  • Dai

    #24 paint the walls with your brains Nd I'll concede to that :)

  • bkfrijoles

    #16 truly dumb as shit

  • Ryan

    #16 #24 put those two together. Proof.

  • Big Poppa

    #27 Think we all saw Chris before the caption was needed

  • reckless

    #16 The smart and creative are still alive, and doing very well. The A-holes are just evolving at a rapid rate. They are louder, and found ways to be more obnoxious

  • McNastyify101

    #27 holy crap is that rich! very funny, chuckled for quite some time. and my bartender (in MN) says she knows the guy in #7, seen that pic a few years ago says he was in N.Dakota for the trip.

  • Mojofotoman

    #5 and #7 – So very true..

  • Truth

    #26 What do you do if an Irishman throws a pin at you?
    Run because he's got a fucking grenade in his mouth.

  • lambeaux34

    #16 so true #27 i hope to God thats true.

  • Underhill

    Why call Spock for #21?? Just get down somewhere near Ankh Morpork and load up on cabbage.

  • William Teach

    #24 Why diss Debbie Gibson? What'd she ever do to you? ;P

  • It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (27 Photos) | Funny Pictures Pro

    […] From: theCHIVE » Motivational […]

1 2 3
blog comments powered by Disqus