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May 21, 2012 |
In: Funny, Motivational
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#5 Very True #17 Good God.
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But as soon as you admit defeat she drops it back down and hands you a honey-do list that you may or may not receive compensation for in the future depending on her mood.
You sir need a discover make-up sex
It's not so much admitting defeat…you get distracted and forget what the argument was about. Weapons of mass distraction.
#21 Discworld and A'tuin for the win!
You beat me to it. I love the Discworld series. One of the most bizarre, tongue in cheek mythos in print.
Thank god, you restored some of my faith in humanity…I wasn't sure how many Chivers, if any, would get the reference.
I'm disappointed this didn't make the first page of comments.
“The phrase ‘Set a thief to catch a thief’ had by this time (after strong representations from the Thieves’ Guild) replaced a much older and quintessentially Ankh-Morporkian proverb, which was ‘Set a deep hole with spring-loaded sides, tripwires, whirling knife blades driven by water power, broken glass and scorpions, to catch a thief.’”
#17 This is a picture of perfection…find her!!
#5 Keep calm and Whore on.
#4 Eh?…..Depp is an ugly twat.
The original was 'arguing with a Christian'
nice of them to change it to avoid the flame war.
Really now, then who was the original author?
sickipedia.org, a while back.
#5 is dead on
#15….that part was hilarious. talk about rag doll effect
did anyone notice to downblouse on #2 before the machine gun baby_
chive find her
Some people even believe the world is just a big sphere of rock and not actually a disc supported by four elephants standing on the back of a giant space turtle. But then, some people will believe anything.
#25 Heh, true.
i loved all of these. Job well done chive
#24 paint the walls with your brains Nd I'll concede to that
#16 truly dumb as shit
#16 #24 put those two together. Proof.
#27 Think we all saw Chris before the caption was needed
#16 The smart and creative are still alive, and doing very well. The A-holes are just evolving at a rapid rate. They are louder, and found ways to be more obnoxious
#27 holy crap is that rich! very funny, chuckled for quite some time. and my bartender (in MN) says she knows the guy in #7, seen that pic a few years ago says he was in N.Dakota for the trip.
#5 and #7 – So very true..
#26 What do you do if an Irishman throws a pin at you?
Run because he's got a fucking grenade in his mouth.
#16 so true #27 i hope to God thats true.
Why call Spock for #21?? Just get down somewhere near Ankh Morpork and load up on cabbage.
#24 Why diss Debbie Gibson? What'd she ever do to you? ;P
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