May 22, 2012 |
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# Your life is so tough. Jerk Off
Your life is so tough, jerk off.
punctuation is important.
#11 Since you are an English teacher and all, I would think you would actually know correct grammar. Your caption should say "As an English teacher, I always DREAMT of scrapping dust off OF an air conditioner filter"
OK, point taken. However. <Sigh> let the "picking of nits" continue. His story of "under employment" is too often the rule, not the exception. Ease up a little?
Haha Bill, I stand corrected. Well played, sir.
While I do appreciate a good grammar troll, in this case you are incorrect, Bill. In this sentence, the past tense continuous 'dreamed' is acceptable. Also, you misspelled scraping, and your use of 'of' is unnecessary. If you really wanna pick some nits, head over to burn your bra and help all those poor girls who've "burnt it."
i.e. The bra is burning. The bra burned. (OR I burned the/my bra.) Once the burning is complete 'The bra is burnt."
Dreamt and burnt are both the perfective, signifying an action carried through to its conclusion.
#3 Kick the pumps off next connection. Dickhead drillers suck!
I think it would've got his neck, or hoody if that had happened. But you're right, it fuckin' sucks when they pop a stand on you like that whether it's on purpose or not!
#11 you fuckin pussy. Take that mask off and grow a pair.
Haha ok, you do it for me next time
#11 the are some teachers still out of work, Maybe you should be grateful for the job you have and look for other opportunities
Shut your incoherent hole
Wow, you're totally missing the point here, aren't you.
#23 Don't worry buddy, they aren't laughing at you, they're laughing with you.
they're probably laughing at you. don't worry, some chivettes love a man in lederhosen
#13 – Not Okay, Okay is lame!
#21 Need MOAR please!!!!
Chive I don't care about the other stupid shirts you make..I just want a Black KCCO shirt!!
#21 I know how you feel, i work at planet cellular
I work for at&t too… I hate that phone 0_o
You get PAID to wear lederhosen? Awesome!
Now #3 and #14 have something to complain about!!! Drilling rigs and coal mining, I've only done 1 and the thought of the other scares the shit outta me!!!
#21 i would like to know where that Chivette got that shirt. I would also like know her name and number. WP RULES.
#21 yummy yummy yummy
#11 why not just buy another 2$ air filter…dumbass
Does it look like I have an option here?
#21 s'up girl? whats your screen name?
#21 moar moar moar
#18 "Ha! you guys got me, what a great prank . Now clean out your desks your all fired"
# 18 foiled again
#10 – a personal bathroom in my office? seems like a win ;p
THANK YOU! I work two jobs to pay off my student loans (not even out of college yet, so you can imagine two jobs and full time school), and I work HARD for my money. It just burns me when I go to the grocery store and get stuck behind these people, who are getting all these hand outs but still find a way to just bitch bitch bitch. It's extremely easy to find a job if you want one. Just cut the laziness already.
#19 – Surveying in the winter blows!! I feel your pain man.
It does indeed. But surveying in the Texas summer… I don't know which one is worse.
Haha nooooooooo thanks. I'll stick to cold and snow haha.
Most snow we got in NY this winter was a foot or two, wasn't too bad. I'd take cold over heat any day though. Heat shimmer gives us more problems than snow haha
being the one standing in the hole…..that was april 3rd…..winter would have = another foot or so of snow :S
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