Darwin’s exceptions (35 Photos)

  • Trav1121

    #5 Scratch Level: Circular!

    • BType13X2

      as a person who is occasionally wheel chair bound even I don't park and take up this much space cudos to this visionary human person he has taken parking like a douchenozzle to a whole notha level.

      • MylesofStyles

        *kudos *other

    • Logicyup

      As shitty as it is to park like that, it's understandable with large trucks like that one. Though I'd personally park as far away as possible to not piss everyone off and be a douche. I can tell you from experience that with a truck that size, no matter how perfect you park, someone is going to hit your truck. Probably more than once. The whole get a smaller truck thing doesn't work in most cases cause the people who own them usually need them for work. But again, should always park as far away as possible, I enjoy the walk, and a lot of people could use one.

      • Josh

        I could see taking up 2 spots, side by side, with a truck like that. But there is no need to take up 4. He deserves to have his truck keyed and set on fire.

      • Frank

        I drive a crew cab pickup and never need to park like that. If you can't get into a parking space, it usually means you're a shitty driver, not that the space is under sized. Vehicles have reverse for a reason, you might not always be able to swing it in there perfectly first try.

      • Jason

        I agree with you. I own a truck similar to this (Chev 3500HD) and I need as much space as possible, but I always park at the back of lots away from the majority of cars. I've only taken up to 2 spots, but even that can get pretty damn tight when cars park next to the box.

        A note to anybody who parks at all 4's of a truck like mine, give us space. Its almost impossible to maneuver out of a tight lot when you're truck is pushing 7 meters in length.

    • https://www.facebook.com/joshd3 Josh Douglas

      Hope it gets keyed and set on fire.

    • ThatsAKeying

      I'd scratch a fucking note on the side of his truck with my key so big he could read it from across the parking lot! I hate it when assholes do this! The size and type of vehicle doesn't seem to matter because you see all kinds!

    • sum1

      That's a crew cab. Bigger than extended cab.

      • https://www.facebook.com/jonathan.reyes.581 Jonathan Reyes

        yea… caption fail

    • informationasymmetry

      This guy needs his valve stems cut off.

    • Bobby Hill

      I have almost the identical truck, except i have a big bumper that makes it another foot longer,parking like this is sometimes neccesasary. I always try to go as far out in the lot as possible. When in big town people dont account for trucks like this and the spots are smaller. They turn like boats and are VERY long and wide. Even in normal size parking spot my truck is to long.

      • Woop

        why the hell would you need such a big truck? Having a truck that size is just screaming penis compensation. The reason why big towns dont have spots like this is that there is no reason for trucks like these.

        • 509

          Believe it or not, some people NEED a vehicle like this. Can you haul 18k pounds of cattle/lumber/equipment with your fixie? Didn't think so. The person in the pic obviously can't park, but possibly parked a ways out from everyone and the. The lot filled.

        • Bobby Hill

          Because it is a farm truck and i haul horses/cattle/equipment/ and other trucks. You cant quite do that with a prius.

        • Smiles less at you

          Bile comes to mind after reading your comment

        • Derp

          Youre a moron.

    • TomatoTipper

      As of recently people seem to not be able to get their fat asses out of the car without dinging my doors. So I have been parking in the way back of the parking lots and taking up 2 spaces.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1084821058 Timmy Timothy

      This is why I love driving a small car. I can pull right up to his driverside door and still be in the spot. Take a pic of his license plate so if he hits me its a hit and run.

    • Hunter X

      It's quite simple: if you HAVE to drive a truck this size and you HAVE to park like this, you park as far out as you can and WALK YOUR ASS to where you are going. With this douchebag, there are AT LEAST 3 other people who now have to walk farther than they should. Your needs for a big truck does NOT outweigh other's need to have convenient parking.

    • Crash

      Also a crew can dual lie owner, I need it for my construction company. I too may occasionally need to take up 2 spaces. I park at the end of the row. But to those who say they would key this truck please remember that if caught you risk either legal action. Or getting the shit kicked out of you. Is it really worth it?

  • Arcona

    some of these are just…. uhh… WTF?

    #23 Serves you right sucka!

    • Master_Rahl

      I SO wish there was audio, bet that ball made a great thwack off that kid's face… IN DE FACE!

    • sean

      Wow, nothing like a good ole fashioned game of Wall Ball to bring back memories of elementary school recess.

  • Chunk Pants

    Of course it's on the bus. #14

    • Poontangler

      Insanely Diabetic Clown Posse

    • https://www.facebook.com/joshd3 Josh Douglas

      Anonymous has gone down hill….

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Queen of the Juggalos.

    • This Guy

      Literally almost puked

  • Attaxia

    #22 Skrillex ?

    • bigD


  • rick

    #32 dad ? oh my god ! not again !

  • ethan

    #29 duuuude what's that on your head?!

    • Poontangler

      God damn it! What's on your teeth?

    • Friar Tuck

      This guy's got a penis growing out of his forehead.
      It is actually not a very big deal, untill the ballsack starts to hang in front of his eyes…

    • Josh


    • NelPit

      He's got a tissue expander in there — Probably about to undergo reconstructive surgery for something (That would explain the smile – Maybe happy with a little nervous mixed in?)

      • dollbaby

        Actually its called an encephalocele. No one would get a tissue expander on their forhead. Its where the skull didnt fully close and brain fluid formed a pocket. My son was born with one but brain tissue also came through the hole so now he is handicapped. This man can have it removed and hes lucky that fluid is all that came through the opening.

        • Paul

          Sorry about your son , but this guy is fucked up. Use a needle and START THE FUCK BACK.

    • negative nancy

      The death star has landed.

    • JAFitC

      #29. Warn us before you pop the zit. Oh yeah, and it's going to leave a mark.

      • Iggy Catalpa

        Perhaps someone should cut that open for him to let all the stupid drain out.

  • Oregon_country

    #5 Crewcab, not extended cab.

    • 509

      Idiot level: 4

      As in 4 full doors.

      Some people's kids…

      • http://www.facebook.com/ypoirier3 Yves Poirier

        idiot level 10…ITS A FUCKING DUALLY

  • http://www.facebook.com/shane.oliver.106 Shane Oliver

    #22 nobody wants to hear the winey self hatred things you wanna say anyways. And for that I salute you

    • BType13X2

      I was and having a rough day, then I saw this picture and realized that no matter how bad my day has been I will never be this fucking stupid and now I feel great.

    • Saskguy26

      is s/he trying to do duckface as well?

      • SadeShadz

        Looks like it.

    • voice in your head

      does someone need a hug?

    • wdh

      i wish i could do this to my gf while i play diablo..

    • Vent187

      Good luck eating you emo douche.

  • bingo

    Shepard just never looks the same when you import him.

    • Poontangler

      Why so angry?

    • Whimsymaker

      Been out of town Jafar?

    • arcelia

      is this how satan looks with out the red?

    • The H Man

      This picture scared the shit out of me. Seriously what the fuck is going on.

  • The Doss

    A Not a single fuck will be given, if these people die tomorrow.

  • KaraAngela

    These people just make me so sad…can't believe they exist jeez…

  • Mojokawa

    Marilyn Manson?

    • A BiPolar Guy

      Marilyn Manson looks rather ordinary when he's not made up for a performance. He also presents a completely different persona when not being his stage character.

    • dezza!

      more like Romulan ? or is it the Sub Mariner?

  • Rob Job

    I would give this kid tittie twisters for days, and he wouldn't feel a thing.

    • Rob Job

      we need to make "Nipple Kid: The Movie".

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      I'd also like to know wtf is going on with his pants?

      • Jonny Pats

        What's wrong with the pants, I'm going to start wearing my around the office that way.

        Also, if you look close (like I do at all men's nipples) you can see he drew the extra areola on his skin. Shame really.

    • jeff donuts

      pepperoni nipples

    • Zrock76

      Something makes me think that he has figured out a new use for Nutella.

    • Tommy C

      Can you say sausage nipples. Wow

  • drea72

    #19 "these boots were made for walkin.."

    • Poontangler

      Just because you work in the warehouse doesn't mean you shouldn't look your best.

    • Darksoul

      Pretty sure someone lost a bet there

  • babyfartmagizax

    #14 WHAT, is that?!?

    • forcemultiplyr

      ever see "devil's rejects"?!

    • Tom


  • Saskguy26

    Oh, a wise guy, eh?

  • DrMa7moud

    #9. She has a great future

  • Jules

    #11 DaphuQ is that????

  • golflimabravo

    #17 typical Bates… don't even know how to move

  • Poontangler

    How easily does leather burn?

    • yup

      fuck you etcrr

      • Guest1

        There is that loser mentality again.

  • Poontangler

    #1 – Takes bite, hungry 20 minutes later.

    • Drew

      Ballsy… lmao

    • Ryan

      This is an amazing show. Crocodile Farm outside of Pattaya, Thailand….. I highly recommend it, both the show and Pattaya in general if you feel like getting gross.

  • Poontangler

    #35 – And you only hurt the once you love

    • Thud

      Very positive message if you're into binary

  • TonyM

    #24 enjoy cancer.

    • Vent187

      I've never seen anyone that excited to have cancer.

  • Jay21

    #11 Scottie Pippen.
    #16 You sir, should have been a girl with Double Ds.

  • Sherpa Bob

    #12 Oh god – that's from my home state…
    4000 miles away and I still cannot escape its stupidity.

    • TDub

      Is this in RI? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's the exit after mine in Warwick. That guys a fuckin idiot

      • Ally

        Yeah that's definitely RI

      • Sherpa Bob

        Yep – L'il Rhody at its finest!

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