Guys, Girls, Farts, and the Double Standard (11 Photos)

  • joe


    • Biggus Diccus

      I'll bang a bloody pussy, I don't give a FUCK!

  • Derp

    Furst! !!

    • GuitarSkater

      You must be new here.
      first off, we don't do that here… and you aren't even "furst" unless that is some ignorant language for Second, but regardless we still don't do that here.

  • craig


  • shawthomas

    I wish I had a girlfriend that sharp. So funny

    • Forever Alone

      I wish I had a girlfriend……

  • babyfartmagizax

    oops! didn't wipe good enough.. BRB!

  • hark1985

    Yeah that sounds about right

  • NotAQueef

    Look! My vagina has a tail!!

    • Imzkid

      Light that fuse!

  • Gursch

    I fart in front of girls all the time. It's a screening process.

    • JHL1

      *screaming process.

  • shawn

    Watch out chive this might be racist. Black people fart and get their period too

    • Cecil

      I am disgusted by the fact that not everyone in these pictures was non-white. The Chive is extremely racist.

    • arcelia

      they do?????????????????

      omg i didn't know black folkes fart or godforbid the women have a periods!

      wtf is this world coming to? OH THE HUMANITY!…GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

      i'm african and hispanic mixed to put it plainly..i'm a women of unique color and beauty….and so what the chive have 95% white posts i still enjoy and relate as well…cheer up and have a good time!

    • arcelia

      dude, shawn… i'm a women of color and it's not that serious….cheer up and have fun ok?

      • shawn

        I am having fun, just at the expense of the people or person That keeps crying racism and trying to bad mouth the chive

        • blah

          So tired of this "waaah, racist this racist that" GTFO. Evolved people dont see the difference and thus enjoy a good funny post anyway.

    • Hound_Dog

      Shawn, I absolutely heard the sarcasm in your post, and laughed! KCCO

    • Dougie

      A friend of mind put me in to chive and I love it. I'm a Black and Cuban dude and check this site almost everyday. I was starting to notice there was almost never a post involving blacks or Hispanics for that fact then bam! Black is Beautiful post. I guess u guys were taking heat for that fact. The only post involving blacks seemed to be trying to clown them. It's funny and blacks are funny but I don't ever see Hispanics either. I kept calm and chived on and know this site isn't racist or hope so. Its a great site that all can relate to but maybe they just don't know about or send in pics I hope.

  • Kristi

    • shawn

      Cup o' cheese cup o' cheese!!! Hilarious

    • Man

      That's nasty. Next she's going to get fat, and I mean really fat.

    • TheBAMFinater

      I almost pissed my pants!!

      • Sir Robyn

        I almost soiled my armor.

    • KeepinCalm

      "I'm shitting my pants right now" LMAO…there is such a thing as too much

    • Anaphylaxis

      Ha….hahahahaha so funny. That'll learn ya for not paying attention to what you say haha.

      • Jen

        hahaha, thank you so much for that.

    • The Man


    • 13Aliens

      thanks for that… better than the post.

    • D-Wiz

      love it. haha. i wanna date her

    • Chet_Manly

      You should have a job at the Chive. Well done

      • Kristi

        Knew my fellow Chivers would love this 🙂 Now only if they would post one of my Chivette pics Ive sent in then I will be 100% satisfied. 😉

        • baker

          Chive….please post this rad chivettes pic…thank you

          Your friendly neighbourhood Chiver

    • Dan

      I can't give this enough thumbs ups

    • Bonerbeater

      Id let her fart with me ! or On Me!

  • Master_Rahl

    #7 OK, but why does your body have such bad breath?

  • @JDS2041

    hahaha ! thats hilarious!

  • Stank You

    It's not a double standard if its two different things.

  • Woody

    Farts are funny. i love farts.

    • Underbaker

      We compliment each other on our farts at my house, but when in public the loving thing to do for your wife is to claim her farts as your own to keep her from being shamed. "Ooops sorry dear, just had to let that one loose."

    • Peter Griffin

      Me too.

  • Internet Police

    actually pretty funny and true tampons are gross

  • SomethinS

    I smelled a fart in bed last night that was so horrible I had to ask my wife if she had crapped herself. She got really offended but denied it. Then I realized I had let that one slip, I let a few more go as well.

  • Turdutter jim

    This was funnier when I saw it on 9gag like 2 days ago cuz it was just one big picture not an entire huge post

    • Deeveus

      I find it funnier that you seem to believe that proclaiming you are essentially spending the majority of your days looking at bullshit on the internet, then acting smart when you see a repeat on a photo blog out of a sea of hundreds…

      Some of us only look at the Chive, let it go, shut up and fuck off

    • Hector Rameriez

      So glad you came over to tell us. Please go back to the InterWeb and find more examples. Hit all those sites. I'll just wait here for you.

    • John

      Hahaha FUCK YOU DOG!

  • scarred 4 life

    I once pulled a tampon out of a chick (kind of a Fear Factor thing to prove I could handle it)….it still haunts my dreams-

    • Kodos

      so did I…

      ..doesn't matter..had sex…

      • Cookie

        When you chomp the box it's called earning your red wings

    • themindrunnethover

      what the fuck.

    • Definitely

      But why would you prove you could handle it?! Mistake.

    • Shepard Wong

      did you pull it out with your teeth?…real men pull it out with their teeth

  • HOYVIN Glavin

    South Park did it, more or less. Difference was it was funny.

  • Cecil

    Tampon vs fart, not comparable. The south park thing was vag farts vs boy farts.

    lady farts are what they make yellow cake for nuclear bombs out of. Lady farts are the primary component in cyanide. Satan is 90 Chic farts by volume…etc

  • noegod

    Dammit! I wrote a whole bit about guys farting in front of their girls meaning love! Now, I'll never be able to use it without people thinking I stole it from here! Fuck!

  • F3n1x187

    Wasn't there one about boobs too with the same dude???

    • SirBoobsalot

      yeah but i could never find it again. the man is a genius!

      some one please find me he quote so i can make use of some good old fashioned plagiarism!

  • HatBomb

    Video here, if you like it, check out the rest of the Kloons vids. Tit for Tat is a great one.

  • etcrr 131p

    When i fart candies come out.

    • Daniel

      I think you need to see a doctor

      • JHL1

        He would, but his family needs the candies.

  • SaltLakeChiver

    If your comfortable enough to fart in front of them, and they can handle it, you're doing well.

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