Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • babyfartmagizax

    #11 WOW MOAR of you please!

    • Babytrollmagizax

      translation= FIRST GUYS!!

    • HOOK

      Babyfart must go!

      • babyfartmagizax

        Why, so you can actually say "first"?? Pretty lame

        • sloth

          Baby farts u need to get a life just sayin bro

        • HOOK

          Nooooooooooooo, because you playing"POLE POSITION"all day long is nauseating….Thats all.

        • Yoda

          The attention whore is strong with this one.

          • katelin

            he dick is small with this one.

        • beam


    • derp

      probably not of consenting age – ahh the internet

    • AtlChiver

      FYI. Wolverabe is back in stock!

      • Ryan

        Thank you sir. I just grabbed one.

    • SMT

      Agreed baby fart sucks but the girl is amazingly hot! We need MOAR!!!

    • Whoopi_G

      Regular Show>Adventure Time, just saying.

      • Idius


        Adventure Time= A kid and his dog that are actually heroes. The dog has a girlfriend and the kid has his pick of like 20 princesses. Plus, they have their own house.

        Regular Show= Two guys who are so irresponsible that they can barely hold their jobs, do not have a house (they live at the park where they work), and can't even get a girl.

        Adventure Time wins from its sheer awesomeness.

        • http://www.facebook.com/JB.Sauce John Boyle

          Hell ya, and i'd adventure with that chick any day

        • Catalystika

          I like 'em both, but if I had to choose, I'd go with Adventure Time. I will say that before I watched either one, I thought they looked dumb as hell. I'm glad I gave 'em a chance. Marceline's one of my 1 year old daughter's middle names… it's that cool of a name.

        • kitty_karloso

          Lol we should argue more about kid's cartoons.

      • j22

        How can you even think that? Are you 10?

    • SigEpChiver

      Not so pretty but that body is SICK Id still drop it on her forhead at the end of the night. LOL

    • Spiklos

      I wanna meet her to steal her shirt

    • Andrew

      Damn, so pretty

    • snapbackrap

      2nd that

    • arlington Chiver

      Moar immediately please!!! Those abs and hips are un-freakin-real

    • katelin

      haha thank you 🙂 and i am not jail bait! i'm 23. i just enjoy cartoons (one's better than regular show by just a little.)

      ❤ katelin

      • RAAAAAAANDY w/ 8 A's

        Gotta love a chivette replying 😀

      • reed

        where did you get that shirt

        • katelin

          hot topic 😉

      • Matt

        You are gorgeous!! And I feel much better saying that now that I know you arent 14!! MOAR!!

      • KCCO

        More please,,, you are gorgeous

      • DoomsDayDub

        Now for the tough question: Will you be submitting for Hump Day?

      • Catalystika

        Great shirt, and you're very pretty. More pictures would be appreciated.

    • ChrisPBacon03


    • Alex


    • kyoni

      agreed! *drool*

  • will

    #16, #17

    I laughed harder than I should

    • Central-Scrutinizer

      same here

    • Jake

      I accidentally spat out water into my dogs face just cause I couldn't contain myself

    • Cool story bro

      i probably looked like a moron laughing at the computer on my own

  • antcruz

    #48 an #49! Will book flight to So-Cal now!

    • J.D.

      Well that's more than a little creepy

    • Dakota

      Pics or it didn't happen

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      HA! I live in San Diego, Will be there for sure!

    • sucks2suck

      gonna be a sausage fest for sure

    • BakedGhost

      Chive you have to bring SJ when you fuckers come to NY!

    • Michelle

      Damn it I'm still stationed in Japan!

  • babyfartmagizax

    #30 Lovely Gap/Hump!!

    • Babytrollmagizax

      stop acting like u dont like men

    • AlexLSU

      Soooo nice! Casey Connelly…NSFW

      • DrGarnicus


    • Skedaddle

      Click the gorilla mask link from today and enjoy more of this lovely.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jonathan.reyes.581 Jonathan Reyes

      the south has just risen..

      • stukesm4

        i see what you did there

    • Carlton Fisk

      Please rerun this picture for Mind the Gap Monday.
      Every week.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Quite possibly the best ass ever!

  • mikey


    Sarah, If at all possible, will you casually forget to wear pants to the meetup? thanks.

  • damn you

    #30 is dirty! LOVE IT!

    • ChugginChiver

      #30 Best. Booty. Ever!

  • bostonguy

    #30 Jaw dropping.

  • HG Markus

    #14 I'd love to hit a three involving her …

    • Habsy

      I was thinking more of a rim shot then a three.
      But then again, I've been shooting air balls for years now.

    • Loid@

      Ok I'm in love

    • Tony

      holy mother of god. dat azz!!!!! so perfect…….

    • Mattman

      This is why more girls should play ball

    • Someone

      Like a toddler? Ewww.

  • jbob

    #15 unlike you fuckers im proud to be an american and i dont discriminate because people are different in our country.

    • Kodos

      .. which also includes my freedom to laugh at this and say "outta my way, lardasses!"

      • TheAutomaticMan

        He's only offended because it's true. I'm proud of this country too man….. but this shit is funny, no matter where it's from.

    • Type 2

      Dependance, insuline style

    • bird

      the ability to gorge oneself in foods until the point of obesity is not something to be proud of.
      And you are not born that way, so it's not a natural difference.

      • SigEpChiver

        Bro FUCK YOU My gramma had to use one of those when she had her knee fixed. People use them for all kinds of shit so stop being a judgemental prick and KCCO.

        • 6_Crack_rocks


          You just one the dip shit comment of the day award.


          • SigEpChiver

            I just "one" the award? LOL


            • Tom

              Can't win a fight on the internet? Just correct his spelling. Always a win.

          • 6_Crack_rocks



            Sorry, I do not speak English as my first language, sometimes I mix up words.

            The point of my post still stands. You are an idiot.

        • Dylan

          Maybe so – the point was that those people have the chairs because they're fat – not because they have a legitimate need for them, like your grandma did.

        • Scotty

          haha fuck sig ep

          • sigchi>sigep

            frat hard vincent van bro

    • SaltLakeChiver

      Proud american, also proud that I don't shovel lard into my face and actually make an effort to get regular exercise. When you need a scooter to ride around because your frame will no longer support your weight, that should be a wake up call. Sorry bro.

      • SigEpChiver

        Fuck off bro. shouldn't your skinny ass go read whatever stuff you mormons like?

        • Geed

          shouldn't you be robed, chanting, and paddling someone?

          • SigEpChiver

            I dont know dude is your mom busy right now? LOL

            • Geed

              i just got served.

          • SigEpChiver

            My bad. You were talking to the mormon dude. Srry.

            • Geed

              no, i was talking to you. and the fact that you're old enough to be in a fraternity and you still say srry and LOL makes me chuckle out loud… COL

              • SigEpChiver

                Bro, I would call your comment gay but that would be an insult to gay dude's.

                • Menj

                  You pay for friends. Fun stuff pop collar. You'll always that battle.

                  • SigEpChiver

                    English or GTFO bro

                    • herroprease

                      Tough guy…

                    • sigchi>sigep

                      just let him be guys and gals, he's in an inferior fraternity

                      troll face

        • SaltLakeChiver

          oh yeah I'm totally a mormon because I live in salt lake. You sir, must be a genius. How could a lowly person such as me ever achieve such intellectual superiority? ( by the way, in case you could not tell, that was sarcasm.)

    • Tom

      America: Where obesity is genetic but being gay is a choice…

      • DrGarnicus


    • Guest

      The douche is strong in this one.

    • TheDeadAmericanDream

      Yeah, isn't it every proud American parents' dream to have their daughter grow up to be a morbidly obese lesbian?

      "Brahoo, she did it sweetie! Our daughter and her girlfriend are finally too fat to walk even 5 steps without falling out!"

      You make me sick.

      • Mike

        I'm pretty sure the one on the left is a guy, but it's hard to tell the difference at those sizes.

      • Jbob

        It's better than saying
        "brahoo he did it sweetie. He is finally a fag."

    • Drake

      I'm surprised you could type all that while two fisting something deep fried, numbnuts.

    • FJCruise

      Which of the 2 light benders happens to be you?

    • j22

      Obviously a euro trying to make Americans look bad. C'mon ppl.

  • Bender

    #19 scarred for eternity

    • MonkeyMadness

      I've seen this a hundred times, each time I laugh out loud! 😛

  • Hodor


    • KBC

      GoT ftw. Well done sir.

  • Whoopi_G

    #3 Whoever took that pic is lucky.

    • Kodos

      engage autopilot

      • SigEpChiver

        cuz you need both hands when looking at pics of this chick! LOL

    • SigEpChiver

      Bro, this shit was so fucking hot. I may just have to not crush for a couple of days and fap the shit out of this pic. LOL

    • http://twitter.com/jrkuy @jrkuy

      MOAR, MORE, whatever it takes get more of her/this!

      • SigEpChiver

        No shit bro. The way she arces her back is so fuckin HOT I hereby declare this broad to be an honorary Buckeye!

        • Tecumseh

          Is it "arces"? I thought it was spelled arches. My mistake college boy.
          Your trolling is getting worse. Pick up your game.

          • SigEpChiver

            LOL Don't hate bro its all love here at the chive. So I'm a little buzzed already? Srsly, come to Columbus and I'll get you drunk and laid. KCCO!

    • SigEpChiver

      I serioulsy cant get over how fucking hot this girl is. KKCO, babe.There;s always a beer for you in Columbus.

      • Whoopi_G

        Keep it in your pants champ.

        • SigEpChiver

          To late! LOL

    • http://www.facebook.com/rus10smith Rustin Smith

      I used to work with her at McConnell AFB…know her very well…

      • bud

        im guessing she wont keep her job too long after this

    • Lthighspeed

      And subject to ucmj

      • whatup

        there is always a hater around

    • Lyle


    • Killer462

      Too many women like this in the AF. Oh look I'm pretty. I can get away with anything. Probably doesn't earn her keep. Butter face, no boobs…but she still gets anything she wants.

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #9 Gave me googly eyes too…

    • JohnMcClane_

      Mr. McGibblets!!! (and friends!!!!!!)

      • NcouthYouth

        Tickle me! And rub my belly!

        • vinnychase


    • IHaveDreids

      That's not the Dance

    • Marty

      Mr. McGibblets!

  • the_mike

    #1 Window Licker!!

    • hark1985

      Aphex Twin

    • Scaggnettii

      the snozberries taste like snozberries

  • one_awesome_guy

    #12 Laura Croft: Kitchen Raider

    • Catman

      I guess that's why they call it window pane…

    • laralover

      My first thought was Tomb Cleaner

  • db3300

    #42 Or as we call it in America – Thursday.

    • Kodos

      Bubba is still an asshole

      • Tecumseh

        Rather Bubba than the a-hole we have now!

        • SigEpChiver

          Fuckin A, T. I knew we agree on shit1 KCCO!

        • 579

          rather blow jobs than no jobs

    • Ouch

      The one on the left…kill it with fire

    • SigEpChiver

      Not a fan of BC but gotta give it up to a dude that gets down like him.

      • The Woim

        I would sniff my fingers if I ever shook his hand.

    • oh dear

      That's a cardboard cut out.

    • zappers

      He was a dildo, still is… feel sorry for hilary…

      • Plurp

        Don't feel sorry for Hilary. She did it for the money and power. She got hers so she doesn't give a fuck what he does. As long as he doesn't get in her way.

  • Dick Folgers

    #41 Pocket Pussy…You're doing it wrong.

    • Ricky

      his jorts grew into full length jeans in a year!

  • YOLO!!!!

    # 30 ….. Yup.

    • stonewall_79


    • Buck

      you get thumbs down just for your gay ass name. Dumbass.

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #27 is how i reacted to #20

    • Habsy

      AHHH, I see what you did there.

    • HUH?

      you made it all the way to 20? i tapped out at # 7. (yes, im an a sicko)

    • thrannix

      Yeah, I threw up too from all the air brushing.

    • jcp

      Lara Alvarez

      • StormReturns

        You Sir are a Sir for this!

    • Schnizz

      I hope u were at least wearing safety goggles I like the dude in #27

      • Schnizz

        That should have been 'unlike the dude'

      • Dastrdly

        I want to know what he mixed to do that.

  • Jamz

    MOAR of #30 and #11 please!

    • Cutta

      I had impure thoughts, a lot of them!

    • katelin

      thank you ❤ katelin (11)

    • SDChive

      #11 has a nice body but her face makes her look 40+ trying to hard to be young

      • kitty_karloso

        Your comment makes you look like a 12 year old. I'll take a hot chick over a man child anytime.

  • xavi00

    #14 #30 powpowpow

  • whyme1973

    #3 Damn!

    • JohnMcClane_

      Is that standard flight gear for Army chicks?? If so, I shoulda enlisted…cuz damn.

      • KC135vet

        She's an Air Force crew chief

        • JohnMcClane_

          My bad…the camo threw me off.

          • KC135vet

            No worries…she's deployed in this picture lol

    • naluukti

      I concur.

    • Eli

      Someone is going to get an Article 15…

  • the_mike

    #47 Well there is your problem!

    • Mrs_Conejo

      like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife…

    • ninja_ned

      i'm guessing lightning

  • http://www.facebook.com/trevor.muxlow Trevor Muxlow

    #14 you can play with my balls

  • whyme1973

    #30 Incredible ass. Fuck.

    • Habsy


      • 6_Crack_rocks

        will do

    • TheAutomaticMan

      even if you were to take all punctuation out of this comment, i feel like it would still be quite accurate.

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