I do what I want (21 Photos)

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  • Woody

    #17 = awesome

    Babymagicfarts is annoying as hell.

  • stonewall_79

    #10 is awesome.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Forgot to set parking brake and left it in neutral?

    • morebeer

      Not awesome if you are the person trying to get past

      • Underbaker

        A couple of years ago my car got slammed while parked in my drive way by a truck with no driver. The truck slipped out of gear up the hill from my house, it rolled down hill across my next door neighbors yard and right into my back quarter panel. Didn't even know it happened until my next door neighbor rang my doorbell and told me I might want to come look at something.

    • Guest

      Yeah, I'd like to see the follow-up to this when the garbage truck driver decides not to give a f— and rolls that little thing over about 10 times.

      This one and #9 both are tools.

    • SARmedic

      Must be one of my fucking neighbors.

  • RedSoxCuse

    #9 I can say I've done that one before. Hard to find parking at times for Cuse basketball games.

    • http://www.facebook.com/trevor.muxlow Trevor Muxlow

      #15 Dawson Creek is in BC not AB. You must be from Alberta you idiot haha

  • Acesevens

    5 finger discount , baby.

  • xbod

    #9 Then she probably starting backing up expecting everyone to move back and wait for her to make a 12 point turn……


      I love how you're automatically assuming its a girl. 🙂 lmao

      • Phil McKrevis

        Assuming? The picture is proof enough

  • YOYO

    #18 ballsy

    • Static

      bah…. hes not "in" yet… but cool pic 🙂

    • Daniel Tosh

      i actually crossed twenty feet from that sign and got arrested by the "MEN IN BLACK"

    • Alex

      2 seconds after this pic was take the guy was shot in the head

    • Simon

      I was going to write to The Chive and ask if they could make up a selection of KCCO signs that could be downloaded, printed and used at photo-ops like these. I'd carry one just in case.

      Figured it probably wasn't a great idea though, since you'd get a load of fake shirts.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=674105656 Jordan Tunnicliff

        Bless Barney and his little sign!!

  • Prick

    Actually #16 just looks a little immature – way to rebel against the man there

    • moon101

      well you seem to be a lil old then, KCCO… its all for fun and games and if u cant take the heat go sit in the rocker….

      • ImpressMe

        Nope, gotta agree with Prick…immature and weak…so very weak…..

        You appear to be a "lil" immature yourself moonbeam….. lol

        • Whale

          Yeah, because opening a ketchup packet wrong is AWESOME. Dick.

    • sureman123

      look at the haircut, you can plainly see that its his car….

    • Dan

      Yeah, that seems to be the way we do things here in the state of Washington.

      • Koont

        WSP beer bong

  • SadeShadz

    #3 They can't chase us away, Bert! See here I bought a drink!

  • BigOkie

    #18 Not pictured: The sniper with cross-hairs centered on this guy. There are probably times when you should follow the rules, particularly involving top-secret military installations.

    • one


    • moon101

      agreed leave'em alone, who cares if he wants to snap a pic 1 inch past a line… u gotta kcco brother shesh

    • Johnny B

      I went on a family trip about 8 years ago and we drove to "Area 51" or at least the closest roads to it and it was obviously fenced off with a standard metal fence and was normal height but from where the fence stood the ground slanted up (so you couldn't see anything in the area). At the top of this slanted hill was another road that ran parallel to the pedestrian road that was on the compound and we drove the length of the road until we hit signs and blockades making us turn around and on that parallel road there were all black SUV's (looked like brand new Tahoes from the distance) and EVERYTHING was blacked out, even the front windshield and there was probably 15 of them all parked on this ridge facing the pedestrian road spaced about 150 yards apart. It was pretty crazy. That was the first time I had seen any vehicle with the Front windshield tinted like that. Any one else go there and see something like this? (sorry for the long post, I've never forgot about that trip and that whole place and the history fascinates me) KCCO!

      • http://www.facebook.com/charles.j.sills Charles Justin Sills

        I worked with a guy that had a blacked out windshield

      • SjKim

        They were there because you kept driving closer and closer.
        trust me you were being watched long before you even noticed. by men in ghillies.

    • HOYVIN Glavin

      Future site of roadside memorial for the missing Barney.

    • vince

      Maynard from tool had a blog about Area 51 adventures. They got hassled so many times for trespassing he claimed they were told if they came back they would be arrested and detained indefinitely.

    • seanroy

      Am I the only one that realizes that thats nellis af base range? And that he is going to get some ordinance dropped on him?

  • whyme1973

    #6 Right idea…but you're doing it wrong.

    • Guest

      now you must attend lick class

      • 111

        how is that wrong?

  • 1911

    #6 Find Her!

  • BB23


    Lol, you know the CIA has already found him and killed him.

    • Erich

      Nope, just talked to him!

    • Koont

      Better than the secret service….they would have fucked him and then refused to pay

      • BloodScrubber

        ^^^^ Now THATS funny. ^_^

        • Tecumseh

          Agreed! That is the funniest post I've read all day.

  • Tom

    #17 that counts for you to, batman!

    • NebraskaGuy


  • steve

    #19 haha haha haha OMG it is funny because they are small!

    • Tom

      Are you related to etcrr?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #21 Ha ha ha

  • celticsquid

    #6 MOAR please!!!

  • Maestro

    So…#15…you do realise that Dawson Creek Is in British Colombia and not Alberta…Do what you want indeed..(p.s STAY IN SCHOOL)

    • tapsnapornap

      *British Columbia

      • Maestro

        Damn, guess I should have stayed in school.

        • tapsnapornap

          It's Ok, it's not like Dawson is a place anyone has heard of. You pretty much have to have had the pleasure of being there to know about it, amirite?

          • frakker

            Dawson Creek is alright…Tumbler Ridge is alright too

            • tapsnapornap

              True Story

          • SuperFracer

            Dawson Creek is like the luxury of the shitty ass BC oilfield. I'd rather work a year on sites around Dawson than I would a week up in Fort Nelson.

            • tapsnapornap

              How about Helmet vs. Nelson? Lol, Can barely see the sun above the treeline at noon, but at least it was fly in from E-town and I didn't have to drive up there.

        • _maxPain_

          epic save maestro

    • The Asian

      Dawson Creek sucks monkey nuts also.

    • DC in BC

      haha I was going to say the same thing!

    • Shawzy

      From sask. have relatives in Dawson Creek, too bad the oil field bomber died, always made things interesting visiting there, and that the towns is run by H.A.

    • C-Drill

      Dawson Creek is the asshole of the world, let alone BC. Nothing good has ever or will ever come out of that goddamn place!

      • Mark S

        Lived in Dawson Creek for 2 years after being born in Pouce Coupe because DC's hospital was full…

    • Daylon Hogg

      Fort st. John is where it's at!

    • Matt

      I just posted the same thing and saw this afterwards

  • antcruz

    #11, she doesn't always drink beer but when she does, she does what she wants.

    • Matt

      My question is how does she get her beer back through the fence without spilling it?

      • name

        or better yet, how did she get it through the fence in the first place?

        • thefoley

          Also probably not beer because it's got a straw in it.

    • TCSinowski

      she doesnt always stick her arm out into traffic, but when she does….

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  • dded

    Find #6!

    • Biggus Diccus

      Lick her snatch!

      • DoomsDayDub

        That was so distasteful……I gave you a thumbs up.

  • TheBAMFinater

    #17 who would ticket the GD Batman?

  • Jimbozo

    #7 You're stopped.

  • yuuuuuup

    Its supposed to be babyfarkmagizax. Troll.

    • rorey

      seriously. such a douche

  • yuuuuuup

    Hes just saying first without saying first. His Comments aren't relevant

    • babyfartmagizax

      yet you continue to read them…

      • yuuuuup

        Dont troll me troll. How can i not read them when u try to disguise your posts justto make it seem you arent saying first

      • HOOK

        Because you continue to be a douche.Move on.

        • HOOK

          Meant for BFART not Yuuuup

          • yuuuuup

            i know 🙂 babytroll deletes his posts because he cant handle the criticism

            • HOOK

              Agreed….complete drag.

            • babyfartmagizax

              wow you're original…. and i'm sure you'll retort, and you're not

              • HOOK

                Wah Wah, nice pulling your comment.

            • babyfartmagizax

              I bet you're the little douche obsessed with me on here, keep creating your lame versions of my name.. you're only adding to my legacy hahaha (not that I even give a shit)

              • HOOK

                Now Now BabyFart,easy on the confidence.A legacy???? Gimmi a Fuckin break!!!!

                • babyfartmagizax

                  t'was a joke

                  • Babytrollmagizax

                    More like ^ twats a joke

                  • HOOK

                    BFART, with DAR fast approaching whats your "refresh page " count at??

                    • Babytrollmagizax

                      ROFL its OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

                    • babyfartmagizax

                      damn, I was actually going to say that.. haha

  • okss

    #3 "See Jim, like I said before. Just pretend not to notice them, and they'll pretend not to notice you."

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