Teen celebrities then and now (30 Photos)

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  • babyfartmagizax

    #30 the worst of the worst

    • Blake

      I'd still go for her parent trap

    • Big Ben

      The most hated and cursed!

      • YankeeDoodles

        Is the one that we call SCROOGE!!!

    • stonewall

      What the hell happend to her I used to be in love with her she was gorgeous, those boobs were awesome in plastic girls movie and now is so sad just to look at her

    • Laroque

      Linsday dafaq?!?!?!

    • ColaChiver

      You obviously didn't see the girl from Saved By the Bell … I mean seriously, What The Fuck happened to Lark Voohries? #5

      • Pedro

        Looks more like Jason Voorhies.

        • Johnny K.


    • SockMoney17

      In general, Hollywood is rather ugly. All the money in the world can't make them beautiful. I can find better looking people walking down the street from my house

      • vinnychase

        #12 isnt edward furlong dead now???

        • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

          close, but not yet

          • Johnny K.

            The Machines don't get John Connor until after Skynet fires it's missiles at Russia…

  • babyfartmagizax

    #9 DEAR GOD! What happend!?!?

    • Brian

      Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        More like crystal meth is a hell of a drug.

        • Ned_Plimpton

          #1 #6 #12 And marijuana…. Also a hell of a drug

          • socalmarti


          • Habsy

            1 heluva good drug you mean.

        • DoomsDayDub

          More like sucking d*ck for meth is a hell of a life.

        • Yoselahonda

          Yes, but then you're not quoting Danny Murphy quoting Dave Chapelle as Rick James 'Bitch'.

          • aussie aussie aussie

            correction…….Charlie Murphy

      • gvjh

        Holy shit, I knew this would be the first comment.

    • LuvsHorror

      Sucks, she was perfect as Lori.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        Yes, I fapped many a time

    • HumpDan

      Kelso happened

    • GB_

      Drugs are bad, m'kay?

    • machu


    • Wanderer

      She died and was brought back to life.

    • https://www.facebook.com/piaras7 Píaras McNeill

      She met Heisenberg

      • Johnny K.

        Meth decay is a bitch… Too much of that Blue Sky…

    • I hate cats

      Nothing she still looks flappable just now she 'll proabably do house calls now

    • mikethemotormouth

      yea…for one reason or another, whenever i used to watch that show, i did not picture her aging gracefully

    • fabio

      meth happened

  • 4xaClown

    I think I speak for everyone when I say "*sigh* Amy Jo Johnson" #13

    • Brian

      Kinda having a hard time telling which is then and which is now.

      Well done Amy, well done.

    • Ralph

      This woman is incredible. I hope she does well after Flashpoint is done.

    • KyleGamgee

      Her show Flashpoint is actually pretty good.

    • Saskguy26

      Pink ranger was always my favourite

    • richmackin

      Wow, this looks less like a "18 years later" so much as "here's Amy Jo in makeup with a pro shoot, and here she is candidly". The Green Ranger looks in better shape. Damn, must feel good to be a Ranger.

    • Harmonica33

      My first Crush 🙂

    • Collin

      I think she looks better now than back then.

      • Csubi

        Flashpoint is awesome.

        • Johnny K.

          Canadian programing at it's finest…

          Seriously… Most Canadian produced television blows…

  • whyme1973

    Some pretty bad changes in there. #13 and #15 look like they are doing well, but most of the rest are just train wrecks.

    • jaynecobb2

      well the post creator used the worst pics for some of the celebs. like the Drunk one of #11 and #7

    • Vent187

      Jennifer Love Hewitt got hotter. Have you seen The Client List???!!

      • Adam

        Yeah I dont know how its possible but she keeps increasing in hotness the older she gets. She's going to be one of those like Heidi Klum that looks freaking DELECTABLE by the time she turns 55.

        • Schnizz

          Cept her ass like tripled in size, but still a pretty face & bewbs!!!!!

          • luke

            her ass was tiny, now its perfect.

  • Damn You

    #25 I knew she was going to turn out hott when she was on Full House!

    • TJisThatGuy

      She was hot on full house.

    • Jazz

      To bad the Olsen twins got all fucked up.

    • black27696

      Same thing happened with Jan on the brady bunch. I imagine the producers / writers saying "dammit she's way better looking than marsha now. How the hell do we fix that? Glasses? Meh. Alright. Maybe we'll get some new blond kid to limp to the finish line with this show."

  • whyme1973

    #30 is just so damn disappointing. Damn.

    • Trav1121

      Looks like they found the most disgusting picture ever! I just saw her on a recent episode of Glee and she wasn't nearly that fat and gnarly. 'What?! The camera adds 10 lbs!' 'How many cameras are on you!?'

      • Juice

        the bigger problem here is that you were watching Glee. but you're right she has been looking less horrible lately.

    • onthewaterfront

      She coulda been a contender!

  • Hooka

    #27 What an utter douche

    • Brian

      It's a little thing we like to call freedom of religion.

      • LuvsHorror

        Shouldn't be when you push it on other people are are intolerant.

        • mises

          Oh so Christians shouldn't be that way. Pushing their values on someone else. They should change and become like you. They should adopt your values. The ones that say you shouldn't push values on people.
          I think we're done here…….

          • LuvsHorror

            I never said that. I hate hypocrites who hide behind the bible and spew hatred and intolerance. He's trying to lead people backwards instead of forwards. You can believe what you want. I'm not pushing my beliefs on anyone. Mises, you are stupid. I believe that. But you might not. Oh well.

      • Maury

        It has nothing to do with freedom of religion. I don't see Hooka calling for anyone to be arrested. Hooka has a right to call him an utter douche if he wants.

      • Lawyer

        Nobody is suggesting we jail him. He can do what he wants; we can judge him as a douche.
        (and of course, please consider that freedom of religion is an INDIVIDUAL right…as is equal protection)

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        a little thing I like to call my freedom to call Kirk a douche. douche.

        • DoomsDayDub

          Exactly, people always cry freedom of religion or freedom of speech. Yes, you have the freedom, and the rest of us have the freedom to make fun of you for it. It's a two way street people.

    • LuvsHorror

      I'll get down thumbed, but I totally agree!

    • Ned_Plimpton

      To each their own… We feel the same about Bill Maher.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        so you think a banana is proof of creationism too?

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          oh, and Bill Maher is a douche. that's just fact.

          • Frank M

            Kirk Cameron AND Bill Maher are both colossal douches! Being a religious fanatic or an atheist does not change that fact.

        • ukulelemike

          Bill Maher is proof of creation-evolution would never do that!

      • LucretiusCarus

        Is this conversation seriously being had on the Chive–the bastion for Christian values such as misogyny, racial slurs (see fat asian kid pictures) and mild xenophobia (see any pic involving soccer)?

        God bless us, every one.

      • Charlie_Cheen

        Hate to break it to you but us liberals, too, think Bill Maher is a douche.

      • The Woim

        He is one douche that should have been…."Left Behind!?" haha! See what I did there?

    • Kodos

      yeah.. gotta hate those "stars" who go on to lead clean, law-abiding lives and raise decent families

      • JRUSS

        Amen!!!!!! Yeah people who are decent are so worthy of being called douchebags.. not

      • Mike

        It has absolutely NOTHING to do with him "leading a clean, law-abiding lives and raise decent families"
        Its the fact that if you are not like him, you are wrong, a sinner, and should be in jail. That's the kind of shit most AMERICANS dont get down with.

        • http://twitter.com/Alldayblake @Alldayblake

          lot of inferences there…bro. Just cuz someone is Christian doesn't mean they automatically judge and look down on everyone whos not. Thats actually tge opposite of the Christian faith. Read a book

          • n2theblue

            Read about Kirk Cameron and his intolerant statements. No inferences needed. Kirk is a douche.

            • LawnGuyLand

              (wiki)In November 2009, Cameron and others distributed free copies of an altered version of Darwin's On the Origin of Species on college campuses in the United States.[42][43] The book consisted of Darwin's text with chapters of the book removed, and with an added introduction by Ray Comfort reiterating common creationist assertions about Darwin and evolution.
              In March 2012, Kirk Cameron stated on Piers Morgan Tonight that "homosexuality is unnatural, detrimental and ultimately destructive to foundations of civilization".
              Believing in religion does not make one a douche. It just means one is not that bright.

          • Mike

            Im not judging all Christians. I AM judging Kirk Cameron BASED ON WHAT HE HAS SAID HIMSELF.

            His views on cannabis, homosexuality, and so on are also THE OPPOSITE OF THE CHRISTIAN FAITH.

            • WtfPeople

              It's not worth it. Just look at the posts that at 'defending' him, they don't address what the man is personally or what he has said to make people call him a douche. They expand their indignation beyond the man to include the religion he is a part of and even his life style, in this particular case. They aren't posting to defend the man, they are defending against a perceived attack on their religion/beliefs that he represents in this case.

      • ben

        But look at the banana!

        • Johnny K.

          Holy shit!!! He's right!!! The fucking banana!!!

    • electric boogalo

      I bet there are some CCOCKs on this list:

    • No god

      The worst part is that he will never know there is no god. When he dies he'll be fucking dead (thanks Jim Jefferies). No afterlife dick.

      • Mickey

        If I'm wrong believing in God, I've spent my life trying to treat people as I would like to be treated. I'f you're wrong, the stakes are a little higher. Ever wonder why the sky isn't puke green?

        • annonymous

          Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What's hotter? Ankles or cleavage? Ask a white man and then an east Indian man. Religion should be regarded the same way the Greek Mythology is. As a mythological idea. If god does exist and created the sky to be blue… Ahhh fuck it. Not worth it anymore to type this shit. Kcco

          • luke


        • guy

          That is called Pascal's wager and he basically said it was in his best self interest to believe in god, just in case. Not exactly a strong arguement. And no, I haven't wondered why the sky isn't puke green. Not sure how that is relevant.

        • Charlie_Cheen

          While I don't agree with the above "conversation" I'd like to point out that you do not have to believe in God to practice the golden rule. Atheists and Agnostics can have good morals too, they aren't limited to religion.

          For disclosure, I'm Christian.

          • Vampirate

            "I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."

            • Charlie_Cheen

              I don't think that means what you think it means.

        • gusto

          The sky is blue because of the way light from the sun scatters through the atmosphere. If conditions were a bit different the sky could easily be puke green since it is not that far from blue in wavelength. http://spaceplace.nasa.gov/blue-sky/

    • Chivette

      He's a douche because he is a believer? That's sad on your part.

      • dub

        I think it's fair to call a person who refuses to listen to logic a douche… yes.

      • WtfPeople

        Yes, that is exactly what people are saying. Good job. You've nailed it on the head. Look at all those posts going "HE BELIEVES IN GOD AND IS THEREFORE A DOUCHE"


      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        no, he's a douche because he's a douche.

    • The Woim

      He is a total douche. Know why? Cuz he thinks you (we) are all douches for scrolling, commenting, and liking this site. You think he wouldnt sit you down and talk to you about how evil this site is?!
      Therefore, DOUCHE.

    • OnTheRox

      I don't care if he's a douche or not, ignoring the pleated khakis he looks like he turned out pretty good.
      Maybe some of these other train wrecks should have found something more important than themselves
      Except Eddie he just likes the good weed, puff on roly poly brotha

    • Trav1121

      Ahhh… The fine line between religious spokeman and cult leader is getting pretty blurry, hey, Mike Seaver?

      • http://www.facebook.com/Willsellout Dan Withers

        I'd like to fuck Kirk Cameron in the ass with his bible.

    • Brick Tamland

      I love lamp.

  • Matt

    #30 Yikes!

  • jackson

    #2 #11 #19

    Still would!

    • shawn

      #19 he must workout

    • Verbal_Kint


    • Trinitiger

      Isnt the Now for Tara Reid incorrect? Didn't see pass away like three years ago or something???

  • pingpong

    #14 and #15 still lookin good

    • wdh

      holy fuck, #14 is the green power ranger right? lol at his Jesus didn't tap out tattoo.

    • asdasd

      I think those two plus #23 Claire Danes are the best of the bunch!!

  • Shreddin

    # Yummy…

    • Ken

      You need to make sure your Num Lock is on!

    • Csquared303

      mmmmmmm a hash-tag!

  • tony

    Stolen right from THE BUZZFEED this morning eh?

    • Shockteck

      It says "POST VIA BUZZFEED" right at the bottom.

    • jesseDubya

      Derp much?

    • SparkyT

      Thanks douche. We don't all scour the interwebs looking for reposted material from one site to the next.
      If it's worth seeing, theChive will post it eventually, along with all the other awesome stuff we see here.

    • Poncho

      The only original content is the chivettes, everything else is stolen from the front page of reddit. And most of the "chivettes" are pornstars/models. LAME

      • Tyler

        Then go look at reddit and stay off of the Chive. Also, move out of your parent's basement, get a real job, and be a productive member of society.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=801859061 Vince-Kristin Aleman

        Been to reddit and i don't care if theChive takes shit from their site, they organize it better and this is more of a community environment… why do you come here if you have already seen the pics??

        • black27696

          Reddit is basically responsible for more charity, internet activism, and social exchange than any other presence on the web. Basically every other site that posts stuff such as the chive, funny junk, tumblr, etc. is getting 75 – 90% of it from reddit. People like me and Poncho come here for a few minutes to see anything cool we might have missed on the other site because the turnover of popular content is so high you will ALWAYS miss something, but if it was really relevant in the U.S., you'll see it on the chive.

          That's the truth. It has nothing to do with special clubs or acting like 10 year olds.

      • PDiddily420

        Reddit has not single handedly put a dude in space, or given a free wedding package to a couple in need, or raised a shit ton of money for a little girl or boy dealing with medical issues, or thrown multiple gatherings and paid for EVERYTHING for their users/fans/ soldiers.

        It's about community. This is why I Chive. If you don't like it, go back to Reddit and don't let the virtual door hit you in the ass on the way out!

        • TimmyNumbers

          Keeping Calm & Chiving On… LIKE A BOSS!!

          Well said Sir, well said.

        • Johnny K.

          Chive put a guy in space? Like outer-space? Stars, moon and E.T. outer-space? TO GOOGLE!!!

      • Sauk Fox

        Poncho please send in pics of yourself to the Chive so that they can include you in their next "Douchebags" gallery.


    #15…Still hot

    • bro


  • Reckless

    #6 Sorry, but his name is DONKEY LIPS!!

    • dub

      Donkey Lipth

    • snooze

      how the hell did he turn into a mexican thug?

  • Tom

    #19 and #23

  • scarred 4 life

    #16 Bow to your douche lord!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Wouldn't need much make-up to be in a Planet of the Apes movie.

      • phuphu

        Would love to see the uproar on here in response to your comment if that guy was black. (I'm black)

    • Just A. Jason

      Is this Chriss Angel's biggest "magic trick"?? Poof!!! "I was on Baywatch".

  • Underbaker

    Oh my (not going to say it)! It's Amy Farrah Fowler! #4 . But really, wow! Who would of thunk Blossom —> Amy Farrah Fowler?

    • 0331

      Read an article where she was offering her opinion on a subject. She was listed as having PhD in molecular Biology

      • bandeti

        People (aka: losers) often crack on her looks (i.e. nose). She's a smart, funny, non-messed up working mom!

        Seems there a number of females on this list who should have tried that.

        • X

          You're right, if they want to crack on anything, it should be on her opinions about attachment parenting.

      • Underbaker

        Actually in real life Mayim Bialik has a PhD in Neuroscience while the character Amy Farrah Fowler is a neurobiologist (similar field). I feel so nerdy now after looking that all up.

        • The Pict

          Move over on the nerd bench, I didn't have to look it up.

          • Underbaker

            Plenty of room on the nerdy bench for all. Here let me play the number one tune in Nerd town…

  • 340Swinger

    Nice to know a couple of the Power Rangers #13 #14 don't look like or are train wrecks. Is it wrong that I've still got a crush on the Pink Ranger?

    • Reckless

      Well, the yellow ranger is a car wreck….She's dead

    • Vent187

      Nope, it just means you are not gay.

    • bubblerider86

      Go Go Power Rangers!! (and i still think Amy is so adorably pretty, so you are not alone!)

      • NoGoPowerRanger

        Jason David Frank is a money grubbing douche. Don't believe me? Send your kids to one of his karate schools and you soon learn.

  • chucklesclown

    #12 That's about right.

    • yup

      That's what he gets for almost wrecking Terminator 2……..

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      "There's no Fate but what we make for ourthelves"

    • snooze

      so this is the guy who will lead the resistance?

  • blow me hootie

    well I guess the lesson is don't become "famous" too young or you'll turn into a big pile of steaming garbage…#30, #24, #20, #16, #11, #9

    • Bartholomew Cubbins

      uhhh Jared Leto just finished the longest tour of and band/group in history and his band is one of the best not to mention the crazy amounts of charity work he does.

      • http://twitter.com/timchipp @timchipp

        Amen! 30s2m is fantastic.

  • casey

    I feel old.

  • blow me hootie

    PS #15 w/ the exception of JLH…anytime, any day, anywhere

    • stonewall_79

      Agreed man she is getting hotter and hotter.

  • Brian


    Makeup by Zombie?

    • Dr. Frankenstein

      I recently read that she has lupus which is why she looks that way now. But dont take my word for it, im just a doctor.

    • Kassius

      yeah i heard she has lupus. feel bad for her

      • douche

        But it´s never lupus…

        • Terwilliger

          No… it is lupus….wait, no it's not.

          • BertoPop

            Reptilian Humanoid! LMAO!

        • phuphu

          I miss House already

    • MonkeyMadness

      Turtle Turtle Turtle!

  • jhoratio

    #19 Nice swimsuit, bro

    • Vent187

      Jim Carey can wear whatever he wants, funny as hell.

      • ColaChiver

        Plus he's banging Jenny McCarthy so he doesn't give a shit.

        • http://twitter.com/Real_JustbinK @Real_JustbinK

          Not anymore, he isn't.

    • Masta Blasta

      Jim Carrey is not a known giver of fucks

  • ReadChristopher

    It's be pretty cool if Pamela Anderson halted her perpetual transformation into Clint fucking Howard.

    • Schnizz

      Funniest comment ever

      • Schnizz

        But Clint Howard probably doesnt have Hep C

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