S#@^ you see at the grocery store (41 Photos)

  • Literofcola


    • JimmyP06

      you "1st" idiots must of arrived in bus loads to the chive just like all the protesters did to chicago last week. Things in common: you both have no idea what you're saying or why you're here. You can all leave now..

      • S.Arcasm

        *Chicago. You idiot.

      • Literofcola

        You mad?

      • Alan

        You're being a chive hipster. Keep calm dude, it's not like it's that detrimental. I'm more opposed to the 4chanesque posts about the girls. Take your post crusade to hump day and yell at those guys.

        • Batmen

          Alan I agree. the firsters are trolling and so by bitching at them it lets em win. and yeah the girl posts aren't that great

  • etcrr

    #8 Cruelty to animals is not my bag thanks Chive

    • wizardboner

      meanwhile, in australia

    • stan

      much worse than child cruelty #30

      • etcrr

        Some people Shouldn't have kids

        • reynauld

          Kinda what your Mom says daily, huh?

    • ghostofsteveirwin

      agreed that's pretty poor form. not from the chive, so much as that moronic woman.

    • BabyFart Magizax

      it's shopped, einstein.

      • Turrebo

        It's shopping.

        • tapsnapornap


      • Dr_StrangePants

        oh…well, that's biggest disappointment of my morning.

    • TheHrdGdBye

      Cool your jets, this isn't real.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      shopped? from what- a kangaroo Not in shackles? What creep would 'shop this – the same one who just draws kiddie porn?? is it supposed to be funny? Chive Fail.

      • dub

        You are retarded. how did you find this place? Who let you in?

        • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

          Well yes, "dub", I probably am retarded – I'm here, aren't I? At least I'm not in denial about it, are you?

      • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

        Wow, I hit the jackpot with this comment! It is interesting, and I'm trying to figure out which part of it exactly caused such harsh rebuke. Oh well, let me have it meatballs! I stand by my comment!

    • I_am_me

      its bullshit anyways

    • Harry Longbahls

      What is so wrong with a kangaroo shopping? He looks like he's having a fantastic time.

    • Orcslayer

      It's shopped… if not, prolly illegal even down under and 3rd. the roo would kick your face with all that groceries in his pouch.

    • pufffdragon

      Those big kangaroos can be quite aggressive and dangerous if they feel threatened. The claws on their feet are enough to gut you. More of a precautionary measure than being cruel.

      • kateluvya

        If you have to chain an animal up so it won't hurt you, maybe you shouldn't be keeping it as a pet… Just a thought…

        • pufffdragon

          It's no different to someone chaining up their dog and putting a muzzle on it really. I wouldn't call a pit-bull a pet either but I'd rather see them chained up when I'm out in public.
          It's more for the public's safety rather than the owners.
          I come from Australia and I've never seen anything like this. It's pretty fucked up really, but in that situation I think the owner has done the right thing and has the publics safety at interest.

          • wanker

            ….Done the right thing …..Yeah ……Using a kangaroos pouch to put groceries …..Yyyeaahh

            • pufffdragon

              lol, I don't know why I only just noticed that.

            • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

              careful wanker – the chivers don't like it when you dis their funnies.

          • sumblackdude

            I have a pitbull as a pet and she loves everyone and everyone luvs her.. jus wanted to let u know cuz its ignorant mofos like u that stare us down when we walk and id jus like to say f u to all who dont understand that owners should be held responsible for animals that act out of control

            • pufffdragon

              People who own lions and live with the fucking bears say the same thing. The truth is, some animals and breeds are more dangerous than others regardless of the owners that are responsible for them.
              I'm just gunna take my pet anaconda for a stroll. It's ok bro because she loves everyone and everyone loves her.

              • sum1

                They did a temptament study on different dog breeds and the pit scored second the only one that did better was a lab andthe best dog I ever owned was a pit. Now my niece has him

              • Rej

                Are you trying to be dense? dogs are domesticated animals and no longer have any inbred "dangerous" instincts. pitbulls, rottweiler or any of those dogs have bad reputations because people abuse them and train them to have violent tendacies. Other animals that are considered "wild" can be trained from birth to be safer but will still be unpredictable and could cause injury or death. On that note If you feed your anaconda (not code) properly it would be quite safe to take it for a walk/slither.

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=656311938 Stephen Gondek

                  no offense, but it's "dense" to think that just because animals have been domesticated means that they are no longer dangerous. Pets, just like humans, have various moods and personalities. I'm sure that there are some pit bulls that are the nicest dog you can ever have just like there are labs that would attack anyone who walks by. Animals are just that: Animals

                  btw, it would make my day to see an anaconda on a leash…

                  • Joe Q?

                    Exactly "Domesticated" does not mean all bad temerament traits are gone. Breeders breed for physical characteristics as well as temperament characteristics. Originally Pit Bulls were bread to hate other dogs as well as other people. Some of these traits can be amplified or reduced with training. Just because you treat a Pit bull well does not mean that these traits can be eliminated.

                    • khansil

                      Actually pitbulls were originally bred as nanny dogs to take care of kids…check your facts..

                  • http://www.facebook.com/charles.j.sills Charles Justin Sills

                    Ofcourse they are not all nice. But it has nothing to do with breed or size I have met some vicious little chihuahuas. And I work with ponies. People don't realize that even though it is domesticated that it is harmless. That's when their kid gets a hoof to the thigh or they get the shit bit out of them. They are still animals. They are not machines. They still get scared and mad and everything else

                  • MarkusEsq

                    It's all about how you raise them. You obviously have never had a rott or a pit. I've had both and they were the sweetest dogs ever. Dogs are like people, you raise them like a$$holes, they act like a$$holes.

          • khansil

            Its people like you that give pitbulls a bad name…they are great family dogs when raised right..ignorance raises ignorance..i bet you havent ever even been around one…

      • 30er

        Both people who tried spelled "temperament" wrong. Good job guys.

    • jer

      this is animal cruelty? go back to PETA tard

    • Skoal

      Grow up you fucking hippie, this shit isn't real although itd be funny if it was

      • Anon

        I think it is a companion kangaroo. That makes it ok.

    • LucretiusCarus

      You got it all wrong, dude. It's totally okay to make fun of animals and post pics potentially advocating cruelty to them…unless it's Cats. Then you'd better watch your shit. Trust me on this.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      Okay, Experts (there seem to be Many experts today). I am a retarded moron. Granted. How does an intelligent person know whether a photo on here has been shopped? Is there a memo that goes out to all the smart people to alert them to shopped photos in circulation, so they know when they see them? Is there a special wavelength of light that is emitted from shopped photos, that only people "in the know" can see or recognize? As a retarded moron, I recognize a shopped photo when it is of, say, a snake head on a baby's body. But when I see something that like this, with good lighting and real proportions, and it seems like something some other retarded moron might actually do, then I am not sure.
      Enlighten this Retard, please, so I am not quite the fool I am now, next time.

      • Rere

        When something looks as ridiculous as the roo in the picture. If common sense tells you that something is too ridiculous to be real it probably is. Do you think that even in Australia they would let someone walk into a grocery store with a full grown kangaroo and do you think that kangaroo would let the lady put shit in its pouch? Next time, when you're not sure maybe you shouldn't go raging like a self righteous idiot.

        • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

          Sorry Rere, but when I'm not sure, I have to go raging, so someone can straighten me out. Your answer is meaningless, because it relies completely on what you think is acceptable and normal. Have you not been on this planet long enough to recognize that many people don't limit their behavior to what you think is not ridiculous? And haven't you recognized that this is the place where idiots come to rage? Thanks for the reply, but how about an answer to my first question that does not include the righteousness of your perception of reality.

      • liznola84


    • tapsnapornap

      Cruelty to animals isn't cool, but this picture isn't real, so I will neither thumb this comment up or down.

    • negative nancy


    • jorge

      obvious photoshop, moron

    • BertoPop

      That's fucked up! Someone needs to chain her up and set the kangaroo free!

    • Shanks

      Might want to wait a while before opening the coke

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        there's seriously 50 comments over this shit? lol

        • Clutch101


  • bdg

    #41 I'd hit it!!!!

    • maboze1x

      Well, at least you wouldn't miss! 😀

      • Moyo

        LOLOLOLOL!!!! maboze1X: your reply made my day!!

    • RealZoo

      Whale tail.

      • joeybastardo

        Thar she blows! A hump like a snow hill! From hell's heart I stab at thee!

        • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

          Easy there, Ahab!

    • joeybastardo

      With a brick?

    • Saskguy26

      With a harpoon?

      • TwistedTweeker

        A bulldozer 🙂

    • SockMoney17

      That's my people

      • Saskguy26

        People of walmart?

    • SockMoney17

      She should be in the redhead forum

    • LeBosKie

      I can't believe that they those panties in that size!

      • you know im right

        It wasn't a thong until she put it on

        • SockMoney17

          THAT is funny!

    • lexus

      Thought you said you'd hide that LOL

      • Katie


        • Saskguy26

          David Copperfield might be able to

    • Super Pants

      Talk about a whale tail!

      • Underbaker

        More like a tail that would make you wail.

    • Big_Daddy

      Yea, that might be kinda fun….just slap it real hard and ride the wave in.


      I'd hit it ALL NIGHT LONG!! ALL NIGHT!!!

    • reynauld

      …with a hammer…

      • Leon

        i so would …….

  • dashete

    #21 No more love on the run

    • Dashed

      lesbians come in all shapes and sizes deal with it bitch

      • George Zip

        I think at that size gender no longer matters.

      • dashete

        I didn't quote Billy Ocean as an indictment against gay people! How arbitrary.
        As George Zip above hinted towards, I didn't even know they were both women until closer inspection.

    • SockMoney17

      And…that's my people

    • https://www.facebook.com/jonathan.reyes.581 Jonathan Reyes

      Yea I didn't even know you made a reference towards lesbians… and really and truly I am not sure they are both women

  • Trav1121

    #3, #16, #29, #34 All are awesome! Nice work!

    • The_Dood

      The Mario one makes sense, but how do you stack a box on nothing for the other two? Especially DK, that's a lot of overhanging weight…

      • Erin

        I think they have plastic supports

      • Paul

        #21, #33, #41
        No, this is a lot of overhanging weight.

    • zepolcire

      Very creative.

  • ur ass

    #41 Dat Ass

    • George Zip

      Dat Mass

      • Hump


    • socalmarti

      What size thong is that? Slingshot for boulders?

  • Trav1121

    #21 "Hey, honey. Let's go make out in the Healthy Food aisles. I wanna feel dirty…"

  • goodguysfan

    #11 Extra Strength Excedrin for the "I have a headache" excuse

    • The_Dood

      A guy goes up to his wife with two aspirin and a glass of water. She says "What's this for? I don't have a headache." He says "Good, let's fuck."

  • Trav1121

    #41 Poor woman. Musta got a tarp stuck in her pants in the camping aisles. 😦

    • reynauld

      Woman? That's etcrr…(he don't get out much)

  • CH1V3R


    Renting a DVD from the adult section at Blockbuster

  • Trav1121

    #33 "Sorry. I think my till is broken. For some reason, it keeps ringing up 'XL Butter Rolls' for $3.96 over and over…"

    • filthyslob

      i want my vegetables reweighed

      • DubU2Death

        I did not buy 50 pounds of carrots!!

        • https://www.facebook.com/jonathan.reyes.581 Jonathan Reyes

          I was going to say that… crap I gotta get faster haha

          • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

            whats bad is I see this on the UScan at the store I work at. Someone's gut is setting off the weight sensor, how do politely tell them that? lol

  • asas

    #40 Omg I better get that just in case it goes up in price even more.

    • ravingmadreader

      That sign is wrong in soo many ways. I'm pretty sure, that those are lunchboxes, so not only is the price higher than the original, it's about 17 dollars higher than it should be in the first place!

  • 2Dogs

    This is looking downright cruel

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      I know, what the fuck? Only one lady gets a complementary kangaroo?

    • Deads

      Looks like a bad fake tbh.
      Take a closer look at the picture, the quality of it isnt that high but looks like a bad fake to me (check the shadows, leash etc).
      Btw not sure but i dont think it is dry inside those pouches so i wouldnt stick food in it.

      • DoomsDayDub

        Holy sh*t! You're telling me this isn't real? You are saying this Asian woman did not stick celery in a pet kangaroos pouch in the super market? GTFO! What magic is at play here???

    • jorge

      obvious photoshop, hipster douche

  • Mike Brown

    #41<img src=http://www.wirelessstore.info/ppf3/daxx.jpg>They overwhelmed visitors by her huge size, realistic appearance and well-engineered animation sequence. <img src=http://www.wirelessstore.info/sdfs78/naxx.jpg>

  • Eric_Le_Awesome

    #22 You've never partied til you've had a Spinach party.

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      Ain't no party like a spinach party 'cause a spinach party don't stop

      • tralfaz

        Much better than a lemon party.

        • MonkeyMadness

          Bah, you beat me to the joke. lol

    • Jen

      high iron for everyone!

    • Underbaker

      You better invite me. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk… <img src="http://cdn1.hark.com/images/000/002/911/2911/original.jpg&quot; width="200">

      • https://www.facebook.com/jonathan.reyes.581 Jonathan Reyes


  • Tommo

    #8 as an australian I am disgusted to see this

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      Wait until they get to the canned goods section, where I'm assuming most of the contents are also kangaroo

    • Turrebo

      Some koalaty (photo)shopping going on there.

    • I_am_me

      how are u an australian and dont understand that this is utter BS?

      • Da Dutch

        Precisely because he is Australian.

      • Tommo

        the fact that you dont know i was was joking is sad

    • Harry Longbahls

      Those folks in the picture don't look very Australian to me.

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        Yeah, they aren't standing on their heads or anything!

        • Jen

          you're on a roll today brutal!

        • https://www.facebook.com/jonathan.reyes.581 Jonathan Reyes


  • Afghanistan

    #32 Atheist CD Player!

    • snooze

      I wonder if it can play The Passion of the Christ and The Ten Commandments dvd's?

    • Sweatercat


  • Rakk1616

    #15, you're what I wanna be like when I grow up

    • The_Dood

      Bud Light? Don't set your dreams too high kid…

    • vince

      He must be married

  • Louise

    #8 – WTF. You serious? This makes me want to cry and I think it should be removed. Cruelty to animals is not something to make comedy from…….

    • jay

      I'm sure its Photoshopped. how would anyone ever allow that in their store

    • Kodos

      calm down; this is theCHIVE, not PETA…

      • ReKeD1

        Tell PETA my mink is dragging on the floor. This needs to stop!

        • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

          People for the Eating of Tasty Animals = PETA

    • Matt

      You can tell it's Photoshopped from the shadows – chill!

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        You can tell its fake by the Pixels.

        I know, I've seen a few shops in my day 😉

  • Jessica

    is anyone else sick of seeing #7?

    • Brendan

      Yes but I love seeing its taking the piss out of Woolies (Australian)

      • Rippersub

        I'm sick of seeing it every time I go to the supermarket.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ben.mugford Ben Mugford

    This gallery got my morning off to the right start.

  • Andyrew711

    Americas finest #41

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      If you listen closely, you can hear the thong crying

      • tralfaz

        If that thing snaps someone's gonna lose an eye.

      • Really

        How do you know it is a thong?

  • animalsRfood

    #8 is obviously a fake… PETA morons

  • Frank the Tank

    I'm glad I'm not invited to #15

    • rromero

      Dude, you wish your grandpa was this cool.

  • rick

    #15 thanks for bringing the beer to my party grandpa…now you might get laid…with the sex doll 😛

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