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  • DJMillz

    #15 oh sh!t

    • frantic

      it´s a trap!!!

  • Phil

    #13: undercover footage of Dorothy hiring batman to "take care" of the Wicked Witch.

  • GoForth

    #5

    This is why I get angry at 35,000 feet. I need to deuce up the head and this silly woman is in there goofing around with nappies.

  • Ryan

    i hope #4 burned in that fire

  • Rippersub

    Seen a good 75% of these previously posted on here. Surely there's some original shit out there….

    • Simon

      I'm pretty sure that was the point of it. Looking at 10 or so years of some viral images. Sort of.

  • semperTed

    Im pretty sure the camera phone didnt come out in 1999.

    • kevin

      The first camera phone was invited in 1997. Forster released in Japan in 2000 and the USA in 2002. Have a nice day.

  • NOPE

    IN RESPONSE TO BROOKE THE DENTIST POST.
    THERE IS NO DENTAL PROGRAM AT EWU, ONLY HYGENIEST PROGRAMS. WHAT A FRAUD. IT'S LIKE SAYING, IM A DOCTOR, BUT REALLY A NURSE.

    YOU ARE A LIAR BROOK. http://www.ewu.edu/cshe/programs/dental-hygiene.x

    THERE IS NO DENTAL PROGRAM AT EWU, ONLY HYGENIEST PROGRAMS. WHAT A FRAUD. IT'S LIKE SAYING, IM A DOCTOR, BUT REALLY A NURSE.

    YOU ARE A LIAR BROOK. http://www.ewu.edu/cshe/programs/dental-hygiene.x
    THERE IS NO DENTAL PROGRAM AT EWU, ONLY HYGENIEST PROGRAMS. WHAT A FRAUD. IT'S LIKE SAYING, IM A DOCTOR, BUT REALLY A NURSE.

    YOU ARE A LIAR BROOK. http://www.ewu.edu/cshe/programs/dental-hygiene.x

    THERE IS NO DENTAL PROGRAM AT EWU, ONLY HYGENIEST PROGRAMS. WHAT A FRAUD. IT'S LIKE SAYING, IM A DOCTOR, BUT REALLY A NURSE.

    YOU ARE A LIAR BROOK. http://www.ewu.edu/cshe/programs/dental-hygiene.x
    THERE IS NO DENTAL PROGRAM AT EWU, ONLY HYGENIEST PROGRAMS. WHAT A FRAUD. IT'S LIKE SAYING, IM A DOCTOR, BUT REALLY A NURSE.

    • Frank

      LOL.

      Not only are you a obviously a sad jealous chick that has delusions of grandeur about uncovering such a shocking secret, but you obviously aren't educated enough to read.

      There is nowhere on the Brooke post where she says she is a dentist.
      Epic…. eeeerrr… Spectacularly pathetic fail.

      • Nopeisashitdisturber

        /Agree

        Nope is a sad human..

        • Pleasehelpnoperead

          Try not to be so harsh…

          It's better to say:

          "Nope is an average intelligence ape"

          But even that might be pushing it.

    • Chris

      Your caps lock key is broken, you want to get that looked at. Douche.

    • Tim

      Bwahahaha… Another glaring difference, is that there is no one in the world that would believe you could be a doctor… or a nurse.

      I'm thinking you are a Butler Monkey. One of the stupid ones you have to beat with a cane to get to stop eating your own feces.

      • Frank

        Whoa dude. That's an insult to feces eating butler monkeys everywhere.

    • Jack_LeMac

      Even if you weren't an annoying jag you should still post this in the right thread; this is a completely different post.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #14 It's for a duck! The it's free…

    • Ajmay

      Long live Mitch H!

  • tflo

    #14 ducks eat for free at subway!

    • Sully

      Im sad it took so long for someone to quote Mitch.

  • NOPE

    2)Many disgusted Chive users have tried to submit thousands of pictures representing Africans and Minor ity women, and to no avail.

    3) Separate is not equal.

    4) need to celebrate black culture and great thinkers, not boobs.

    5) brooke the dentist is not a dentist, she is a hygenies.t that is like saying a nurse is a doctor. Vapid girl. Attention seeking the worst way.

    6)When the Chive does post pictures of black men and women, they perpetuate hateful stereotypes. Why not celebrate their intellect??

    7)We take offense to the “find her” gallery. This is a law-suit waiting to happen. It is creepy to ask thousands of users to find the names of women. We have a growing number of scared women who have been contacted by you creepy chivers due to the “find her” gallery. THIS HAS TO GO.

    8)The Chive, while not directly racist, continues to practice institutionalized racism by featuring white/Aryan/ blonde/blue eye girls as more attractive. Look how black men/women are portrayed. Hateful stereotypes.

    9)We are tired of the emails claiming BET/ JET , and other black media is racis t. The reason those institutions exist is because BLACK PEOPLE ARE MI NORITIES. The rest of the media is white-tilted. Black individuals have been mar ginalized since the dawn of this country, these are important outlets to let their voices gro w
    .
    10)We also take offense to the college galleries. These perpetuate the notion that US college students only drink and party. We need to celebrate diversity, education, and reward ideals related to striving for excellence. It’s also creepy that 40 year old men find pictures of 18 year old girls, and then ask users to “find them.”

    I hate this website. The chive staf fers act all self righ teous and philant hropic, but what you really do is perpetu ate stere otypes, margina lize black people, steal pictures from other websites, all in the name of some ridiculous brand, "KCCO." Get off your high hor ses and just admit you are 40 year old men who steal pic tures, ask users to st alk women, and make fun of mi norities. You do nothing for society

    Also, the “FIND HER” galleries are a ticking time bomb of law suits waiting to happen. I know of many women who are creeped out by this, and some who have expressed anger at thousands of gross men finding them on facebook (and other sites) and sending unsolicited requests for “Moar boobs” and “take it off” and “ get in the kitchen.” To name a few…

    Good luck Chive.

    Chiv eisra cist@g mail .com

    • KCCO
    • frantic

      to be honest I agree with this "find her" thing. I like all the posts about flbp and so on but I never want to know theese girls and I think most of them dont want to know guys who are only able to think about boobs. It´s realy creepy and a heavy punch into the face of data privacy but I think all of this doesn´t matter in `Merica!

    • http://twitter.com/obrien05 @obrien05

      Haters gonna hate KCCO http://goo.gl/tmKxJ

    • kevin

      So what u wanna see? Blacks with they’re pants down to their knees? That’s some culture. Why r u still here? Thought u didn’t like this site. Go watch bet. If u want black culture.

      • kevin

        Their

    • kevin

      Im sure u dont have a job being you’re here. That’s typical. why dont u rally? Call Al Sharpton.

    • I hate this person

      Stop coming to this web site. You have a choice, you dumb ass. You are an attention seeking whore and no one likes you.

    • Dancing Can

      1. your rant left off point number one (fine by us).

      I CANNOT fathom why you visit this website if you hate it so much. Either you A: desperately want attention (the thing you accuse the girls of). or B: you like putting yourself through misery. Either way, enjoy.

      If you were educated about public domain on photographs, you would understand that the legal implications of law suits for a free public site are minimal.

      Good luck with your request. I hope you take this Memorial Weekend to reflect on what made this country great and the men and women who make it all possible. If the Chive didn't have the right to post this stuff, you wouldn't have the right to bring your stink-box views on here either. Enjoy your "freedom of expression"; just understand it is a two-way street.

      KCCO

    • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

      STFU!!

    • PM Rob Johnson

      What makes me laugh is that you decided to post this on a public forum, instead of emailing it directly to the Chive offices (which I do not doubt you copy and pasted over there as well). My point is, that you post this on here for everyone to see. You create this illusion that you hate this site and don't want to go on it. But, what you actually did, was prove that you know a lot about this site (inside jokes and all) and that you have looked on here quite often. Lord knows you will come back to this post to see what kind of arguments you have stirred up. In the end you will just be another hit for the website, the complaining will stop, and the "find her" galleries will continue to go up. Why? It's simple, because beautiful women post pictures of themselves on the internet, so much so that a website like the chive will find one, then they will ask if the girl wants to be featured in her own gallery with more pictures of herself. If she says no, it ends there. Simple, not creepy. I do apologize you don't like the site and I hope you don't run out of ink when you write your state legislators.

  • indesignkat

    #3
    Geese are bastards.

    • Frank

      I don't get why they wouldn't just move the goose.

      FFS, they are gassing them in the states. You think they could man up and move one nuisance animal.

  • etcrr

    #14 Oh, the ducks work here, they work for crumbs

    • really

      Have you tried woodworking?

  • O'Toule

    # 14
    Ducks in a Subway.
    Good one Mitch.

  • Applefish

    #7
    Bret and Jemaine should sue!

  • Face Palm

    #8 I don’t think someone graduated high school. Manager probably didnt see the problem with it either.

  • Face Palm

    #8 Not even the manager saw a problem with the spelling of that sign

  • Notknowing

    #12 Well done, buddy!

    • rob

      German cars build tough😉

  • Notknowing

    #11 I don't know why I stared at that for so long. Who sells thongs that big? Or did her flesh absorb "regular" underwear….why am I writing this?

    • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

      Cause you think she's a sexy beast, that's why.

  • http://twitter.com/obrien05 @obrien05

    #5 Get out of the damn bathroom. Some people actually have to use it

  • hafnium10

    #14 "Ducks eat free at Subway"… Mitch Hedberg RIP Man

  • Ed Smeltzer

    I'd already seen most of these. Come on, Chive!

  • TheJesus

    #14 and they all want Sun Chips!

  • mandy

    wow, alot of rude comments about the big women. i guess all of you are perfect. must be nice.

    • oops

      you spelled 'fat' wrong

  • http://www.facebook.com/Trevellian Jason Bell

    #13 To those asking about this picture. He is a local to the Montgomery County MD, Rockville/Silver Spring area north of DC who visits children in the hospital. There have been quite a few pictures of him going around her in the news lately. He's been pulled over a few times but the cops usually let him go when they find out what he's doing. There are also videos of him. Cheers. KCCO.

  • Drake

    #11 … aaaaand SUMO!

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