Cleavage soup for the soul (37 Photos)

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  • csdcsscsc

    first

    • dag nabbit

      I was first in your mom

      • Von

        I thought I felt a hand on my ass.. I thought I was first with his mom.

    • Babytrollmagizax

      Ill like just cause it wasnt babyfagmagizax

      • RAAAAAAANDY w/ 8 A's

        that's retarded

    • celticsquid

      Damnit! I got here late amd can't see the racist comment. 😦

    • Evil Johnny!!!

      You need to find something better to do with your life than worrying about being the person to write "first" on a CHIVE Post… I know your refresh button is on fire ain't it?

  • Brian

    #23

    Morning wood. Every. Day.

    • KCCO

      Is that bush??

    • Kodos

      you're right, I "would" too!!

    • Trav1121

      No underwears! Clear, cut winner! (pun intended)

  • Francisco

    #12 Find her now!!!!

    • Frank M

      #35. I think she might be wearing that swimsuit backwards but I'm not gonna tell her.

    • ChaseTheWalker

      Saw comments on this post. Thought someone found her. Nope. Just another cry baby.

    • Indiana Chiver

      Yes Yes a million times yes. Find her already. Her own post even!

  • LIJay

    #28 Yes, please.

    • jimmy c

      Eeeh. Way to ruin those tits.

      • jimmy c

        Oh but don't get it twisted, I still would.

    • touchmybigbird

      We need moar!

  • BabyFart Magizax

    MOAR of #13 and #32 nice BEWBS ladies

    • PittWookie

      Why do I get the feeling that the kid in #13 is going to need a "users manual"?

      • The Dude

        I think instincts will take over one those love pillows are released.

        • The Dude

          *once

        • Maynard B.

          Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

          • xX Mr ROFL Xx

            OMG!!! Red vs Blue Reference!
            Caboose FTW!!!

    • Indiana Chiver

      Be a cool husband. She already said yes to you, shave the wealth bro.

  • Firstguydipshit

    First guy is a dipshit

  • Ralph

    I love massive mammaries

    • Prenup

      Fantasy – Awesome to look at
      Reality – Expensive as fuck

  • KeepinCalm

    #2 #18 Would love to be the meat in the middle of the sammich

    • Name
      • Name

        Forgot to mention NSFW

      • KeepinCalm

        Well done – enjoy your weekend 🙂

      • Saskguy26

        neither one of those is felica day though

    • Matt

      #18 is gorgeous, who is she?

  • The Beef Injector

    #20 look at those…eyes… O_o

    • ConfusedHick

      I can't see them, there's make-up in the way.

    • boobman

      Yes those BIG eyes!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

        Jessica Jane Clement?

        • ChiveApprentice

          yes, she is phenomenal.

    • Matt-O

      Oh ya, she does have eyes

    • DaMitz

      "eyes"…. is that what they call them these days?

  • ThatGuy

    Got stuck on #31 and #19 Sara Jean?

    • https://www.facebook.com/likemikey69 Mike Przewlocki

      #19 I believe so, either way she's bangin!

    • magrin

      yes it is her. and yes…wow

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

        Yes, can't go wrong with SJU, she's amazing

    • penguin slayer

      13 is gemma merna

    • Grifster

      Yes that is so Sara J. and she'll own my heart forever….yikes shes yummy!

  • bdg

    Thank You chive for the, well…………………….boobies!!!!!!!

  • moses

    Mother of God!

  • Jeff

    #4 you are stunning and more healthy for my soul than chicken soup!

    • Master_Rahl

      Lucy Pinder? Regardless, ultra hot!

      • Randy

        You are correct. It is Lucy Pinder.

  • dude

    #27 FTW!

    • dude 2

      Seriously, need a name for fap times

      • Matt

        Alexandra Bittencourt…NSFW

        • oh4fuckssake

          damn you

        • ChaseTheWalker

          You really suck at life.

          • Matt

            Hahahahahahahahahahaha…no harm meant, gents…just havin' a bit o' fun.

    • dude

      You sir are a gentleman and a scholar!

  • mcgizzle

    #30 you have some sand there let me help you clean that off

    • shoe

      mud pies anyone?

  • trill

    bewbs!

  • Jeff

    #25, a fantastic point of view!

    • http://artisticbiker.com Jonathan

      Just think, that's the view SHE gets every day!

  • Martin_McFly

    #1 My fucking GOD!

    She's built like a Brick Shithouse!! Hot Damn!

    • hizzaa

      : / I've never wanted to bang a… brick… shithouse

      • Martin_McFly

        Urban Dictionary describes "Built like a Brick Shithouse" as

        1. having to do with a beautiful and curvaceous woman

        2. Originally this term meant any project that was appealingly overdone or a level of quality that was better than was necessary.

        • Bob

          Strangest usage for "brick shithouse" I've heard. This from Urban Dictionary:

          1. A very big person, normally male who is as broad as he is tall yet carries very little fat. Not the sort of person you would willingly upset.

          2. originally from an outdoor toilet, now used to describe a big-framed male or female (usually derogatory for the latter)

    • eggnog

      is it the bricks or the shit that get you off?

    • Rick James Bitch

      Owwww she's a brick do do do shithouseeee do do do. Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out

      • Gobs

        36-24-36, what a winning hand

  • AgentFox

    Number one FTW

    #1

    • http://twitter.com/j_calabaza @j_calabaza

      …Did anyone else subconsciously tilt their head to the right?

  • dumbass

    #3 Three for the win…next time move the hands and show the face!

    • Ummagumma

      The hand placement is the best part.

    • jason

      You know you have some tits when you have the capability of barly cupping the top half of them with your hands

    • Eagleheart

      Mandy Morbid, You Are Welcome

      • Ekajevans

        It's Cala Rose and she looks anorexic in all of her other pictures, this one is just flattering.

    • 340Swinger

      I would thumbs up but the number's sitting at 69 right now. Childish, I know.

  • Matt

    One of the strongest galleries ever.

  • Jeff

    #23, may I lay my weary head next to yours? I'd be invigorated very quickly with such a beautiful lady by me!

    • thatguy

      da fuck??

    • Emeperordirt

      seriously, da fuk?

  • Come@meBro

    #7 Great. Now I'm hungry AND I have a hard-on…

    • corey

      Best p.o.v. Ever

      • homina

        to bad she burned that sweet bacon.

    • AllanA

      Boobs and bacon!!! This picture made me cry a little

    • dahcj

      #7
      Mmmmm…Boob bacon…My favourite kind of bacon.

  • crazydog

    God, boobs make me so happy

    • boobman

      He knows.

  • Brad

    #13 is it wrong that I want to motorboat this guys new wife? so hot! lucky bastard!

    • Michael

      Must've been a weird ceremony. There's nothing quite as off-putting at a wedding as the sight of a priest with a massive hard-on.

      • bambam

        Because there were children at the wedding?

    • whyme1973

      You and everyone else at the reception. Needless to say, all eyes were on the bride.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      That was nearly a topless reception. Nice dress!

    • KCCOTom

      No, it would be bad only if you DID motorboat that guys new wife!

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