Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (39 Photos)

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Hey Chive,

We are part of a nonprofit called All Hands Volunteers that does disaster response both in the US and around the world. This is our uniform here in the Philippines :) We help people clean up, repair and rebuild after communities are destroyed by natural disasters. We have volunteers from all over the world come to help the communities where we work, Hands.org.

We need the Chivers’ help today. Toyota is giving away one Toyota Tundra truck a day to charity. We’re up today and currently in 3rd place overall in the Facebook voting. We really need this truck to replace our current crappy disaster response vehicle. You’re the kindest community on the internet and if you read this in time, John, bring the Chive effect. Thanks for your time.

John: Let’s get these amazing Chivers their truck, Chivers. Vote right here.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

    Smile. :)

    • Jimboisme.

      Please, my girlfriends birthday is coming up and there is a contest to which she can in tickets to front row passes and a meet and greet with a band she loves(which i hate…). But nothing is more special to me than to see her smile so I am going out on a limb… a simple like to this page (http://www.q102.com/common/shareme/index.php?linkid=i5xj0v7bsifycfmhxvcuu3a27o) and you would have helped me through a huge journey to get my love a birthday gift of a lifetime to a sold out show.. I can't explain how grateful I will be to those who take the time to make my girlfriends wish come true. Thank you.

      – a hopeful Pennsylvania chiver

      link again: http://www.q102.com/common/shareme/index.php?link

      • Nope

        Fuck you.

    • JimmyP06

      chive on from chicago :) your smile made my day!

      • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

        Glad to hear it! :)

    • Tony

      Sorry Emily, I'm the dbag the accidentally click the thumbs down instead of up. Thank you for the smile. KCCO!

      • HatBomb

        I don't know why they thumb you down for this, but I will not stand for it.

      • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

        Chive on! :D

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Well, hi there gorgeous, care for a free drink?

      – Fan testimonial:every family has a paula. You know, the family member you would sell into slavery for a Snickers bar. Seriously…….i would sell you. = TommyD"

      • RealZoo

        Paula, you're doing it right. Cheers!!!

    • Devin_Medrano

      You have a gorgeous smile, thank you :)

      • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

        Thanks! :)))

  • Slick_Nick

    A Happy Friday indeed #2 :D KCCO

    • whyzkid


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Careful meow, Ladyboy alert!!1!

      – Fan testimonial: "I'm not going to lie, I was pretty excited when I got a notification that I got a reply from "Paula_" the other day. Troll on, Paula…troll on."

      • Slick_Nick

        "whaa…WHY?WhyYyy would you do that?Whoo was I hurting?"~Joey

    • HardenLong

      Looks extremely high maintenance.

  • jaynecobb2


  • akbrown006

    Holy tit.

    • Jeff

      MOAR please, and soon!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Your welcome


        • ed wood

          Cmon Paula, you're comments are usually far more original…u can do better-

        • Grammer


          • Wrong Again


            • aav

              "You're welcome"
              "your comments"

              Only Wrong Again was right.

  • Coo


    • #Coooooo

      abe kanan "cooooo"?

  • weekender

    #33, #36, #37, #39

    I've seen some good DARs in my day, but this one takes them all imho

    • https://www.facebook.com/AllHandsVolunteers All Hands

      Hoping you voted for us! http://www.100carsforgood.com

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        I wish I could give that man a hug <3
        I spoke to a WWII vet today while I donated some money to his cause. He sat outside all day in such awful heat taking donations. I bought him a cheeseburger and a coke. God Bless the brave men and women like him

    • Habsy

      #36 Its a shame the youth of today have really no clue the sacrifices you and so many have made.
      From the bottom of my free heart. Thank you sir. Thank you.

    • https://www.facebook.com/david.s.whaley Seth Whaley

      Thank god I saw #36 in the top 10… Honestly things like this should be the "FIRST" posts that trolls post. The internet would be a better place if it were so.

    • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

      #33 Put a ring on her before someone else does!

    • keystone183

      Seriously. Thank someone who gave you what you have. Someone you have never seen before and probably wont again. They will appreciate it more than you know.

    • The_Dood

      And the smile on #31. If it isn't the best it's the best in a long time!

      • MattKL

        That is one stunner of a smile, no doubt about it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kyler.tritter Kyler Tritter

    tomahawk at slush cup, that was awesome

  • Denise


    Hope I'm helping here but it appears the Chivery bookcase just went active.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=825925444 Mike Keller

      I think this is the one day I didnt check all day… :(

      PS – Any Boston chivers/chivettes that want a Men's Med DAR shirt I still have an extra one (with packing slip). Ordered it for a friend who got one himself. Willing to part with it for what it costs on the site+shipping… not a ridiculous ebay price or anything. Drop me a message on my FB or something.

    • B_lil

      Way to go Denise!! I just found the impossible Russian unicorn myself :D Bought one for my husband & me! I didn't want to be selfish and buy more than what we needed. I hope other Chivers were lucky enough to snag one :)

    • SactoSmitty

      Got mine and one for the gf! Great way to start the weekend and celebrate an engagement :-)

    • Zak

      They still have a bunch of sizes last I checked! Picked one up for a friend and I.

    • Nick

      Good sir… I thank you

    • guest

      Thanks!! Got one! kcco

    • AboutGorramTime

      Yes, got one!! Can't wait to take photos in that. Also, Chive, appreciate the subtlety :)

    • Felcus

      Let 'em figure the rest out on their own.

    • David

      Yes it did!!

    • awesome dude

      moaaaaarrrrrr!!!!! #28

    • WooPig

      Rat farts!!! Missed em. Better luck next time I guess.

      • Jay

        Wearing mine right now.. Although I think it looks better on her! :) Comes in a cool little bag and everything. KCCO.

        • Sworbie

          Thank you. :D and for those who couldn't get their hands on it, better luck next time.

  • bignewf

    #18 that red house is my aunts to cool i have that pic hanging in my house

    • 0331

      Sorry, that berg is always slipping out of the yard.

    • CDNHunter

      Where on the rock are you from?

      • Chris

        Badass newfies! Just got back from fort crack, can't wait Togo home in July and see this for myself again!

    • Anna

      'i hate to turn up out the blue uninvited'

    • bunnyums

      looks like the one out in middle cove now. :)

    • Newfie_101

      Go newfoundland!!!

  • KayMan

    awesome view, we'd like to see more of this chivette #9

    • Irlnick

      Oh please oh please we need more

    • MattKL

      Totally agree, we need moar of this girl.

    • ChivetteLover

      Find Her!!!

  • BaseballRube

    #9 Yes you do.

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #28 You made my Friday! KCCO
    http://www.thechivery.com/products/keep-calm-chiv… – Shirts again guys!

    • http://www.facebook.com/rh67camaro Robert Haynie

      Thank you i got one!!

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        Damn I want one so bad :D

        • http://www.facebook.com/rh67camaro Robert Haynie

          it took about two months of me trying so hard to get get one to finally get it


      SOLD OUT

    • RufioRufioRuFi

      Or click the book in the bookcase at the bottom of the page :)

      Sweet easter egg, chive

      • http://www.facebook.com/rh67camaro Robert Haynie

        dont give all the clues out. if they have not found it yet then no need now.

  • GAChiver
  • https://www.facebook.com/JohannOyama Ricardus Rodríguez

    #22 I need one of those right now

    • http://twitter.com/Exile714 @Exile714

      So you too can drunkenly add blur to a photo in Photoshop and miss the area around the sides of the glass?

  • KCJake

    I keep going back and staring at #37. So sad. Thanks to our troops.

    • JOHN


    • Stuart

      This girl is crying and grieving and someone snaps a picture of her pouring her heart out? I think that's a scumbag move. Why not take a picture of a girl having a seizure?

      • f0urd3gr33s

        If it makes you feel better, this isn't a random snap. This shot was taken as part of a news piece. I forget where I saw it.

      • vandal

        Because we need to see it! It's OK reading about soldiers dieing in the news, that's upsetting but it doesn't impact like this. This is strong shit and had me thinking about the things the armed forced must go through.

    • Tillman61

      Thank you for saying what I felt. The old gentleman telling his tale got me going and this just slammed my heart.

      Any past and present service men and women who might happen to read this string – Thank You – to you and your families.

    • Paul

      I'm going to hell for thinking she's hot and available..

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=722809282 Oliver Vorian Wang

        You, sir, just told the truth.

      • Just a dude

        Maybe/Maybe not but your a true piece of shit if that's the first thing that crossed your mind.

      • KeepinCalm

        man…you are a piece of work, ….i mean shit.

      • Zan

        I understand what trolling is and who trolls are. I sincerely hope that you are merely that. A troll, trolling. If so then, meh. Ignore the troll.

        If not? If you sincerely feel that way and choose to express your interest in that woman at this time on this thread… then fuck you. Now, please don't misunderstand me. This isn't a generic response to a generic troll. This is specifically targeted at you if you really felt that way.

        Allow me to explain.

        A few years ago I served a combat tour in Afghanistan. Canadian artillery. Got shot at, rocketed and received plenty of mortar fire. I was never hit. I returned with no physical wounds.
        However, the gripping fear I had with regards to what my wife and kids were going through back home every day of the tour is one of the things about the whole shebang that haunts me to this day.

        That's where I'm coming from when I say to you, in all sincerity… fuck. you.

        I'm pretty quiet on the ol' world wide weberoony. This is the first time I've ever added a comment to a Chive thread (though I've been a loyal Chiver for a veddy veddy long time…) This time I had to speak up.

        From the bottom of my soldier heart… Fuck. You.

    • Chris

      Manhasset is a few towns over from where I live on Long Island. This photo is very sad.

    • Rob

      So true, I had to keep going back also. FYI, That is his fiancee laying there.

    • BloodScrubber

      Sad yes, but uplifting in that it shows true emotion. Respect to those that serve, those that made the ultimate sacrifice and to those loved ones left behind.

    • Jared

      Same here, I was scrolling through and had to pause on this one and take a deep breath.

    • KeepinCalm

      Gets me every time. I google the name on the headstone, here's what i found: http://www.antonnews.com/manhassetpress/2007/02/1….

      • Der Freischütz

        Thank you for that story.

    • http://www.altbongo.com Bongo

      See the work done by Todd Heisler, of the now defunct Rocky Mountain News. It won the Pulitzer prize for photography in 2006 and also the Feature Writing prize by Jim Sheeler. http://www.pulitzer.org/works/2006-Feature-Photoghttp://www.pulitzer.org/citation/2006-Feature-Wri

    • Jason

      RIP Ranger Buddy RLTW!!!

  • babyfartmagizax

    #33 what a hump!!!!

    • wokka

      Major babeage for sure!!!!

    • SPZander

      Snagged a unicorn… nicely done you lucky bastard

      • sniff

        Thanks dude !!! i know …i really know

    • MattKL

      Agreed, her boyfriend is one lucky bastard.

      • sniff

        YES I AM :)

    • Da' Shogun

      just rub it in everyone's faces why don'cha!

      well you can let your girlfriend know, i just fapped to her.

  • Denise


    glad to help. VOTED!

    • http://www.facebook.com/joe.hotle Joe Hotle

      Put in my vote! Chivers lets keep making a difference!

    • https://www.facebook.com/AllHandsVolunteers All Hands

      Thanks for all your help!

    • Karl

      I'm in, really good stuff. Rock on…

    • Chivette B

      Still behind Houston SPCA: 31%; All Hands Volunteers: 27%. C'mon, Chivers!

      • Randal

        Just Voted, 31% SPCA, 28% All Hands Volunteers

        • ZachBob

          just voted, they moved into 1st place. 30% all hands, 29% spca

    • Diz


    • Paul


    • leigh


    • mark


    • A.C.

      Voted! Still in 2nd place.

    • Dickleg

      Voted. Still behind the SPCA! Dogs are cool and all but people could use the help too.

      • https://www.facebook.com/AllHandsVolunteers All Hands

        We take care of the people that take care of the dogs :)

        Hands > Paws

    • BMerce33

      Same Here!

      • aggie44

        not yet just voted but they are behind ASPCA.

        Come on Chivers.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I'm trying, but I think the Chivers are actually crashing Facebook. KCCO!

      • https://www.facebook.com/AllHandsVolunteers All Hands

        lol, if it says you already voted today, try changing your location

    • hark1985


    • HatBomb

      The Chivers are just getting warmed up, you watch, that site and half of Facebook's servers are on the verge of meltdown right now. They just won a truck.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jonathan.sears.50 Jonathan Sears

      I work at Toyota and this is one thing I'm really proud that they do. It's about time the bigger companies started giving back to people, especially since it really won't even hurt their bottom dollar in the long run.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Funny, #24 looks just like Canada!

    – the one you love to hate

    • keystone183

      Well then, i'll enlighten…..Posted pic #37 (woman at grave) (no i don't know how to post the pic either, i don't care enough generally) with the caption " is he died ".


      • keystone183

        Guess i do know how to…

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


          – Fan testimonial: "Bob is obviously unemployed, or should be. – rocknrollguy"

          • keystone183

            I'll feed you one more time. You are the worst kid of person. I hope this temporarily assuages your insecurity. To call you a piece of shit would not express it well enough.

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Thank you dear <3

              – Fan testimonial: "I'll feed you one more time. You are the worst kid of person. I hope this temporarily assuages your insecurity. To call you a piece of shit would not express it well enough. – keystone183"

              • jstevens

                Paula you're back! I thought you had left forever after some Chivers started actually agreeing with you and you become a staple part of every post.

            • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=722809282 Oliver Vorian Wang

              if you cannot tell, you were talking to theChive's resident troll.

    • keystone183

      So, what happened to the original post? Thought the better of it? How you manage to change anyhow?? LOW LIFE.

      • Just Sayin'

        Get an account genius.

      • The_Dood

        You can edit your posts if you have an intensedebate account.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          The Paula abides.

          – Fan testimonial: "Just when you seemed that you possibly might have a heart, and were capable of acting like a human being paula, you go and fuck it up."

    • keystone183

      Seriously? That is crap. Low life.

    • sploodge

      Strange, i thought the percentage of fat in america was much higher… lol

    • yugot2banonymous

      How has nobody captioned this "United Steaks of America"!?

  • China

    USA sucks!

    • The World

      China swallows.

    • thedude325

      China sucks

    • dub


    • kitty_karloso

      gets some tips from Paula on how to troll loser.

    • heywood jablome

      you jelly :)


    WTF Chive, I need a new F5 key

  • GuinnesStout

    KCCO Black! Cats Cradle!!! GO GO GO!!! Plus these #9

    Edit: Fuck I'm slow! Goodluck anyway!

  • https://www.facebook.com/briankutys Brian Kutys

    #25 hello freckles…. :)

    #36 thank you for your service sir…

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      #36 made me cry a little. I always ask my grandfathers what they did during the war. Nothing bad ass but still important to the country as what I strive to do here on the homefront with my fire company.

      • Morley Dotes

        I was in DC the week before Memorial Day. As we were visiting the Iwo Jima statue three buses pulled up. Two of the buses were filled with junior high school students. The third bus was veterans and their families from Indiana. One of the leaders of the kids group huddled them up and explained about the statue then told them to say hello and thanks to the vets. It was amazing to watch these children going over to the vets, many in wheel chairs, and thanking them for their service and asking them questions. The kids where interested and the vets where obviously touched by the attention.

      • Guest

        Thank you, Private Sams, and your friend who helped you, for your service. Thank you also to all who served and are currently serving, including Firefighter23. We don't say it enough, especially to those few who are left from WWII, but all of you are appreciated more than we can truly express.

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

          Thanks Guest.

          • Habsy

            I second that. Thank you, thank you all who have helped keep freedom alive.

  • Slick_Nick

    Don't be shy, share with theChive #9

    • After Dark

      With the chive after dark – chiveafterdark.tumblr.com/

  • bob_the_cook

    #8! Woot! MY FAVORITE BEER!

    • Fonso

      I love that beer!

    • OldDogSpot

      I've got a few Dead Guys in the fridge at home (can't wait to get there… )

    • Corky

      Mine too! Best beer ever…gonna have one tonite!

    • SAM

      That reminds me, I have two of those in my office fridge, time to KCCO

    • GoRogue

      hells yeah!

    • GoRogue

      Hells Yeah

    • bob_the_cook

      Also, #37. hurts to look at. I can feel that pain too. I just buried my WWII -spy grandmother a few weeks ago.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=21719673 Nick Jarrett

      Effin right!

    • http://www.facebook.com/phil.schmaltz.5 Phil Schmaltz

      I live in the town where they brew it. Its awesome to go there on your birthday you get two free beers and a free shirt

  • BabyFartMagizax


    • babyfartmagizax

      My biggest fan.. You continue to be a douche.. Why?

    • Caleb

      George W. Bush, you're silly.

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