Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • djd

    Everybody in the house say heeeeeyo!!!

    • djd

      haha shut the fuck up me

      • djd

        I'm bored ….

    • https://www.facebook.com/madison.schmidt.5 Madison Schmidt

      herro prease

    • Justin

      Woh oh oh oh – woh oh oh oh ohhhhhh
      You know you love me,
      I know you care,
      Just shout "whenever" and I'll be there….
      You are my love, you are my heart, and we will never ever ever be apart.
      Are we an item? Girl quit playing (oh)
      We're just friends – what are you saying?

      Can you GUESS THAT SONG?

    • Pud_Divine

      I don't know what assholes downvoted this, but that was the best opening comment on a Friday morning I've ever seen. Grow up.

  • hater

    #2. Hello. I love you. Won't you tell me your name?

    • Attaxia

      Xenia Deli… more here… NSFW ! http://www.touchpuppet.com/2012/05/06/xenia-deli-

      • 3MC

        I think that's just the name of a sandwich shop in Ohio.

      • Bud

        hmmmm love cat magazine huh?

    • derp

      Glad to see the first REAL comment be about The Doors

    • mynameis

      Fuck Off.

    • Barold

      Perfect comment!

    • SMT


      • Caleb

        land of the fat, home of the unemployed?

    • Levian

      Funny how creepy that song is by today's standards

  • Logan

    #21 hot. Would look really good with some intricate rope bondage.

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.munn.9 James Munn

    #19 Mind if I hit that ASS!!! KCCO!!

    • Jasper

      Want to know who's rich?

    • maboze1x

      That man has a beautiful daughter! 🙂

    • Saskguy26

      mind the gap, its a deep one

    • raffy

      that is one of the finest asses i have ever seen.

    • Landlubber

      Can I ask how the comment "Mind if I hit that ASS!!!" gets 80 thumbs up? Seriously? That means 80 guys saw this comment and said "heh, totally brah, because I too would like to hit that ass. Giving this dude bro a thumbs up."

      Talk about I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

      • tonytone

        tell 'em why you mad

      • Ken

        Tee hee… boner!

    • Charlie


  • PROcrastinator

    #2 to save you scrolling back up

    • maboze1x

      You so kind!

    • Attaxia

      You sir are a gentleman

  • HoustonChiver

    #14. I WANT one of these in my backyard!

    • http://www.facebook.com/MichJackman Michael Jackman

      Yup next mission is to put this up in my yard

    • Elyse

      You spelled NEED wrong

  • 3MC

    #5 I hope she gets down before the vodka wears off.

  • tim

    Daenerys Targaryen? #21

    • Logan

      Certainly not Arya.

    • Mr. A. Knife

      Robb Stark! king of the North!!

  • athos

    Lol… Thats one of my pilots flying that…

    • jhfdjhdbvbkj

      nobody cares

      • Angelindisguise

        I do so shut up. Who hated a guy enough to do that to him?

    • http://www.facebook.com/casonedwardsandthecastaways ThePad

      Somebody cares ya dickhole. This guy's ex girlfriend apparently had a chip on her shoulder and some extra money lying around.

    • Lance Northway

      Tell him thanks for ruining my life!

      • DaddyD

        Everyone already knew. It was your genes that ruined your life.

    • http://www.facebook.com/charles.j.sills Charles Justin Sills

      What does it say I can't read it because its too small and when I zoom in it makes it blurry

      • Simon

        Lace bertblah he's a hair school.

        I think.

  • BigPup

    #26 I wonder what she can do with her legs…

    • Willie

      Whenever a woman sits like that in a chair I automatically think about her riding on top.

    • MIP

      I wonder what she can do in the kitchen

    • http://twitter.com/KodomosD @KodomosD

      Probably run away from you, ya pervert!

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Probably walk home from school

  • Ottobot

    #2 WOW

  • 1/2FunAndDontCry

    #5 Is that one of the guys from the Russian climbing videos, earlier this week?

    • goodguysfan

      Looks like the same beam they were hanging from.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      i guess SOMEONE had to hold the camera, afterall

  • 3MC

    #12 Works like a charm!

  • ASH

    #10. TRUE STORY. KCCO.

    • Chivette B


    • jjj

      Really? Man's best friend is a shoe mirror/bench ?

      • luke

        you've obviously never been shoe shopping with your girlfriend/wife

  • RandomTask09

    #3: …but, how am I supposed to sleep comfortably?

    • Seth_Michaels

      When have you ever slept "comfortably" in an airport?

  • p$d

    #29 Jeeeeeze, Bear. Take a picture…

    • Mr Man

      Animals don't belong in cages like that.
      And the human females should be topless.

    • majorfathead

      He can see right down her blouse….. and she knows it

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        Like I know! Becky is such a slut for bears!

    • Guest

      It'll last longer

      • hud

        shut up stan/etcrr

    • Marios145

      It's bearly impossible not to stare!!

    • cheddar

      Brown Blouse!

  • Benjamin_Holland

    #9 Nitro Circus.. joleen…:D

  • 1/2FunAndDontCry

    #17 You do know you can pay to lose your virginity right?

    • SwitcH

      Not only is it a shitty tat but why would you want to do that? I love tattoos but this is stupid.

    • CrimzenSymphony

      for likely cheaper than that stupid ass tattoo alone… what the hell human race, what the hell

    • Guest

      insert vag for full effect.

    • Jeremy

      Pretty sure that's Lane Jensen @ DFX in Edmonton. Got my tongue pierced by him a long time ago.

      • Jeremy

    • shnugs

      Picture was actually created by Simon Bizley, a very, very popular artist. Look him up on Youtube images. He has some awesome stuff. (for those who care… and prob won't).

  • German Chiver


    Zat Ass

    • Shamblin

      All I can say is that if she is with that dude, he must be rich as shit.

      • Mr_Cellophane

        There is hope for old fat guys! huzzah!

  • bud

    #8 diabetes never went down so smooth

    • YourPoint

      And you're supposed to care what I put in my body why?

    • majorfathead

      I'm sorry but I just can't figure out what that is…. any help?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

        Looks like gushers wrapped with fruit roll-ups. Diabeetus!

        • http://www.facebook.com/juan.d.arias.92 Juan David Arias

          looks like a kidney with a lot of kidney stones..

          • ShakeyTheMoyle

            I thought a candy depiction of a vagina hmmph

    • http://www.facebook.com/chris.thomas.336 Chris Thomas

      My teeth hurt just looking at this picture.

  • geez

    #23 Don't do that to HER!!

    • DubStu

      Meh…still would… 😉

    • cheezebits

      DK mode.

      • bruce

        man best mode of any game

    • yup

      At least it is a good example of some Photoshop skills…. I'm impressed…

    • Dan

      I'm betting some fat jealous chick made the pic.

    • chelo

      still hot..!!

    • negative nancy

      If Bratz dolls were real people.

  • antcruz

    #29 bear wants MOAR! And I agree.

  • Jdubya

    #19 nice ass! #20 is creepy and awesome at the same time.

    • Guest


  • Buntalufigus

    #17 couldn't agree more. And I love futurama!

  • Brad

    #17. If I remember correctly, those stupid implants got infected and he had to take them out. Dumbass

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