Everybody stop and take a moment to reflect on your childhood (38 Photos)

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  • Sal

    Walker texas ranger baby!

    • Oregon_country

      Still watch him round house kick people everyday.

    • First!

      Also first!

      • GoVanDamme

        F chuck. Van damme all day. He would still work little bitch ass chuck.

        • Chuck Zito

          The last time Van Damme tried to fuck a chuck, he got knocked the fuck out.

  • Joe

    All of these make me miss ether old days.

  • RandomTask09

    #12: Huh, I guess back in my day fashion models actually had emotions.

    • Darksoul

      I HATE these…"pants". They remind me of how socially awkward I am: on a school road trip out of 120 people I was the only one without one of those things…the thing is I never knew I was supposed to have one of them, like EVERYONE MANY times told me. People never read this.

    • b4cofee

      Blue steel

    • sarah

      Skidz. I had a pair of blue plaid overalls of this brand. Loved these pants

  • Oregon_country

    #20 Hey family lets go outside and play with the 5lbs darts that could take down a bull elk.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Not the best toy for stupid people.

      • Common Sense

        Or Generation X

        • Zoey

          But we still survived.
          Imagine that…

          • yup

            Oh no no no… YOU weren't even BORN when these things were around…

      • Oregon_country

        Darwins law.

    • Joe

      Took one to the noggin in 76. May have been part of them being banned

      • sarah

        Took one to the neck in '87. Didn't hurt as much as the hydrogen peroxide my dad put in the cut. ouch.

    • Rucr0401

      I still own a set of these!

      • Paul B.

        Yup, same here…. Thanks, Grandma!

      • Tim

        I got a set too, they are super dangerous especially while drinking

    • socalmarti

      My family was dysfunctional, thank god we didn't know about these, it would've been like a survivor episode!

    • John Kenny

      Good for huntin' squirrels at 15 yards off. ^_^

    • Rage42188

      i still have some of these i found at my work and had to bring em home

  • TokyoFace

    #11 .. all to familiar

    • Po Dee

      I think they need to #33

      • Cecil

        Beat me too it. That or a q-tip with a little rubbing alcohol. The same weekend we bought Simons Quest(a bargain cart by that time) and battletoads. We wore them out soooo bad.

    • cheezebits

      Game Genie was the only thing that would save my nintendo from doing this to every single game. Those were the good ol' days when the machines needed a little abuse to start working.

  • Nuked

    #16 give me back my rumble pack :(

    • newbster

      i still have a working N64 there awsome :)

    • Bud

      Oh man, remember when the rumble pack came with starfox? That was soooo badass.

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  • Trav1121

    #20 Lawn Darts were great fun! Heard they got taken off the market cuz some guy died after taking one in the head. Ahh the memories…

    • A-Train

      my buddy took eye to his left eye while we were playing and lost vision there. can you believe his mom threw them away?

      • A-Train

        sorry – took "one" to his left eye

    • asdf

      I took one to the knee…..

    • Saskguy26

      you just know some kids were like "i'll stand here, you go over there and play goalie"

    • whyme1973

      I took one to the head when I was about 5. Bunch of kids playing chicken where you throw is up in the air and see who waits longest before running away. I waited too long.

      • Johnny K.

        Sounds like you won…

    • Civil

      My buddy put one into his brother's thigh. Good times.

  • Trav1121

    #16 Bob Dole FTW! That's my floor! :D

  • Wickedslick

    #18 The best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be… even in ridiculously tight jeans.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I'm drawing a blank. Who is he?

      • sqott

        Bret "Hitman" Hart.

        • boobman


          • Adam

            He's not dead. Had a stroke years back, but still alive. Probably still dishing out Sharpshooters.

            • Gloryhound

              Or he died after a fall during a stunt gone wrong at a live event.

              • BuckleUpSpanky

                That was his brother Owen Hart who died from that fall .

              • Ken

                Oblvious FTW

    • Frank

      Plus, he's got the internet on that floppy.

  • Nealbroten

    #38 what's this show called again?

    • Saskguy26

      the most awesome show ever!

    • Loops753

      Zoobile zoo!!

    • jstrong595

      anyone remember the episode where they kept changing the guys spaghetti from too salty to too sweet? funny the things the brain decides to drag up from the depths of your childhood

    • MSM

      Zoobillizoo or something like that

    • AboutGorramTime

      Wow. Instant nostalgia.
      Zoobilee Zoo, Everyone up, Everyone in, Time for the fun to begin
      Come along with us to Zoobilee Zoo, Zoobile Zoo

      Magic and wonder are waiting for you
      It’s as close as a dream
      And as bright as the brightest blue
      Welcome to Zoobilee Zoo

      • https://www.facebook.com/allhail33 Tom McKee

        Zoobilee Zoo was my greatest fear as a child. My mom had to run in and turn the tv off after Lambchop every day because I'd start freaking out. I thought Mayor Ben was going to eat me.

    • David

      According to wikipedia it will be a broadway show that will open in 2016

      • Paul

        Probably will run as long as CATS did.

    • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

      Anyone else used to have a thing for the kangaroo chick?

      • Mehmber

        Used to? Ahem… yeah.

        • Random Zero

          I'd like to fit in her pouch, if you know what I'm saying.

        • ashamed


    • Random Zero

      At least we know where our generations' furries came from.

  • https://www.facebook.com/rob.rodgers.35 Rob Rodgers

    #5 i have this gun and it is still the best water gun ever made. this thing annihilates people.

    • jason

      The "dont fuck with me gun" of the water fight.

    • Nick

      I still have mine as well! I remember my dad buying it for me when my elementary school had a water fight day. Needless to say, I won.

    • Justin

      I also have this one still. 15+ years later! The adjustable nozzle was probably the best part.

    • John Kenny

      Fill it with hot water during the winter and the guys with the snow fort down the street would never know what hit'em. B)

  • Zeke

    All these self-proclaimed 'badass' kids. When I was a kid I shot JFK. And I'd consider myself well brought up.

    • emelio estevez

      i just got done fucking your daughter.

      • Sean Connery

        And I just finished face fucking your son

  • goodguysfan

    #32 Baby steps…

    • Master_Rahl

      "You think he's gone? HE'S NEVER GONE!!"

    • BFM fan

      Bob Fukin Wiley!

    • Holmespump

      I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful…

    • Tiffany

      Best.. movie.. ever..

  • goodguysfan

    #38 Zoobilee Zoo! I used to watch this while I was getting ready for school in the morning. I never realized how creepy they look. Especially the bird lady.

    • Adam

      I think the bird lady was my first crush as a kid.

      • Damn Right

        No the kangaroo was a hottie

  • Michael

    Im 12 years old and what is this?

    • Michael's Dad

      Your mom should've swallowed you son

  • Shadow Kearsley

    What was the name of #38?

    • j/k

      I don't know they put that pic up for profiling purposes. They also have a pic of the pet shop boys ans seal.

    • Master_Rahl

      Zoobilee Zoo… the most insanely catchy theme song. Still haunts me to this day.

  • http://www.facebook.com/casonedwardsandthecastaways ThePad


  • Bill

    #33 Today i do the same thing with vaginas

    • yup

      that made me chuckle….

    • pinky thumbs

      U just blow them? INTERESTING

  • etcrr

    Back in the 80's I was in my 30's lmao

    • Bill57

      wow me to we must be about the same age cause i was in my 30s back in the late 80s too

    • Stan_Dalone

      lol me too lol

  • Everclear

    These are my favorite posts on Chive.

    Besides minding the gaps, I mean.

    • DrGarnicus

      For shore!


    #38 this show was awesome but it freaked me the fuck out at the same time
    #6 R.I.P. OOO YEAH
    #14 Im glad i am not the only one who did that

    • jimmy c

      Back when I was a kid I pretended that candy cigarettes were cigarettes.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #25 I never have seen the end of that porno tape. :P

    • Zoey

      Easy to rewind back the scene next time since you turned it off right after the "money shot"?

      • J in GJ

        Thank you for being so understanding Zoey. Marry me?

      • http://www.facebook.com/xJAGGERJACKx Cristian Fabian Bustos Beckenbauer

        Take my money and pride

    • alpal

      they usually all end the same…

  • Taco

    Page 1!

    • darsh

      ugh… 'first' is evolving…

  • lentinant

    #17 one of most scarry moments of my childhood (until day i watched Aliens #29)
    #33 true story

    • crazydog

      Quaid, start the reactor

    • Kodos

      #29 is an edited scene from the original Alien; you're right… that shit freaked me out.

      • GrayDog

        #29 appears in the director's cut of Alien, which is playing this month on Cinemax.

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