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Statistically, the odds are in your favor (21 Photos)

May 25, 2012 | In: Advertising, Facts, Funny, WTF

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  • TB Day

    Yeah well been there done that on #1 and the lighting wasnt any fun

  • Albus

    #14, my god that's a good one.

  • BYU_Cougar

    So, Chive, you are saying that the chances of become the most powerful man on the face of the earth is 700 times more likely than becoming a fighting champion? Did someone who fights UFC and got knocked out a few too many times come up with that?

  • matt

    @ #21 , lame try at the ad UFC, I bet that douche from fear factor put yall up to that one.

  • Smitty

    AWESOME! The odds are better for the sexy pillow fight than the hole in one! I'm jazzed!

  • sean

    damn near all of these are inaccurate :P

  • http://www.facebook.com/david.s.whaley Seth Whaley

    So if it's easier for #20 to happen than #2, then that means that supermodels do not go for pro athletes. So you're sayin there's a chance!?

  • martinj67

    Do you have the odds of anyone caring about UFC?

  • Turrebo

    #17 Yeah, I'd probably set myself on fire after my 1739'th car was stolen.

  • https://www.facebook.com/xxkalmxx Mat Skaggs

    What's the chances of getting a KCCO t-shirt? :P

  • aslkdjf

    Stop supporting glorified bar fights, chive. UFC is idiotic.

  • Colin

    Not sure what the point of this post was but it horribly failed.

  • Oztech

    Odds of getting a KCCO or BFM – 1 in 98405973409576340987

  • The Truth

    Chance of making up bogus odds
    1 in 1

  • Champ

    #10 I like those odds :D

  • Blake

    So you're SAYING there's a chance!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #4 I'm betting your chances are much better than that.

  • DickFister

    Chances I'll masturbate today: 1 in 1

  • McLovin

    #16 i like them odds!

  • Evil Johnny!!!

    Not that I mind the pics, I love all women, but that is the point. I love ALL WOMEN. I am getting seriously tired of all the pasty, pale, skinny, no figure, plastic tiddy having, stereotypical white chicks. There is more beautiful women out there, than sun bleached, or UV tanned white chicks. Asians, blacks, hispanic, indian women are just as, if not more beautiful, but yet there are very very very very very few of them on here… Why?

    • Eden

      How do you think I feel? I've been posting to the chive for like 7 months now and a picture of me is still yet to be posted, yet I see doubles of other pictures all time. Kinda annoying when they go on about how they 'love every woman.'

  • Ethan Shuster

    #10 No, the odds just have to be worse than that…

  • cpt

    #7 I dont like my odds..

    #9 Especially since ive beaten the odds on this one atleast half a dozen times

  • Max

    You forgot 'Getting a KCCO Shirt in Europe" …; 1/10 x10^16

    Kcco from Belgium

  • brand hats

    Hello, Neat post. There is an issue together with your website in web explorer, may check this? IE still is the market chief and a huge part of people will omit your magnificent writing because of this problem.

  • Grumpy_Cossack

    Bullshit….

    Say there's 330 million people in the states.. and that they were all naturalized citizens that were allowed to run for president. Using your so called stats and a lowest common denominator that means your chances for becoming President are 1 in 330.

    Do you now see how retarded you are?

    Give your head a shake.

    To give you an example of your dumbassedness in it's simplest form….what you're saying is that there's a 50/50 chance that I would pull a face card in a deck of cards, because there's only 2 different types.. face cards and non face cards.

    Think man.

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