Soooo…. you got wasted (26 Photos)

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  • true story

    #18 fuck india

    • DaddyD

      Don't worry. We'll make more.

    • zaffa

      She will be too busy banging the band. Hopefully you'll get sloppy 5ths or 6th (hopefully its not an orchestra)

      • Jimboisme.

        you're fucking hilarious!!

    • Darksoul

      Hugh, go ahead drink it if you're stupid enough to drink something that was "brewed" with empty trash cans and bottles from the near dump; if you do that, you DESERVE to end up blind and/or dead.

      • mcfadinj

        You have no idea what you're talking about.

    • Ryan

      It's amazing how many dicks there are here. It took me all of 10 seconds to copy the link, paste it, get him credit for the contest and come back to the comments. Good luck man, hope you win the contest.

      • mcfadinj

        Considering most of the shit posted in the comments is spam and the fact that most people can't differentiate an untrustworthy site to a trustworthy one, it's not that difficult to understand why he got his ass jumped on for posting that.

        • Jimboisme.

          The only "spam" I see here is the stupid "first" comment… I'm pretty sure mines very easy to distinguish between those. Man up and stop being a bitch about everything.

          • mcfadinj

            You'll get a shitload of likes with that attitude, you fuck head.

            • Jimboisme.

              contest is almost over..haven't a fuck to give.

              • aklolzer

                fuck yourself faggot

          • Indeed

            Dude, you can't ask for help and then immediately be an asshat, no matter what people say to you in return. Ignore them and be cool, your attitude certainly stopped me from helping you.

  • Paulokasey


    • Kev

      Yes, first of the idiots. All hail King Idiot!

    • dag nabbit

      Lmfao….no u weren't, d1ck weed! LOSER!!

  • Jamie

    Fucking losers. Get a fucking life! Drinking does not equal "cool." Again, fucking losers.

    • Uh huh

      Shut up Jamie and pass the bowl. You're fucking with the rotation!!!

    • Child please

      Fucking Jamie…..something no one ever does.

    • DaddyD

      At the same time, ragging on someone just because you differ with them does not equal cool either.

      • C.Morgan

        Yeah, like being a drunken, idiotic, moronic ass is in the same class as, say, being gay or a different religion.

        • Walker

          Being gay not so much, religion yes.

    • you smell like piss

      Someone never got invited to parties…

    • Tom

      Man, I think your fav show Dolan starts soon, grab a seat before everyone goes out and leaves you on your lonesome cause your BO and bad breathe. Did I mention your fingers a perma orange from all those Doritos you've been sobbing over.

    • J.D.

      Jamie I'm gonna get drunk, drive directly into your house, and hopefully kill most of your cats.

      Best regards J.D.

      P.S. fuck you…

      • Jason Bartz

        To J.D., after you kill someone while driving drunk, enjoy your time in prison getting butt fucked by some murdering rapist.

        • J.D.

          I only kill jamie's cats while drunk driving, unless you're standing in front of jamie's house then I might accidentally kill a person.

          Yours truly J.D.

          P.S. you know how I know you're gay? You raped me in prison…

          • Phil

            I like this guy!
            J.D = Awesome

            • LucretiusCarus

              Wow. All the erudite Chivers show up for "Sooo…you got wasted."

              Lovely clientele being catered too here.

              • Jack_LeMac

                What exactly were you expecting?

              • Clutch101

                They are just as militant as their counterparts on "Cat Saturday".

                • LucretiusCarus

                  At least these fellows have drunkeness as an excuse.

                  What do Cat Saturday proponents have?

                  • Clutch101

                    A sad love for the most self serving, unloyal, domesticated animal on the planet. I know that is not an excuse…. That is just what they have.

                  • MonkeyMadness

                    Wow, someone's vagina is really aching over Cat Saturday still. You're obsessed.

                    • LucretiusCarus

                      Instead of just trolling my comments maybe you could have read the exchange. I think you'd be pleasantly surprised to find I didn't actually bring up Cat Saturday.

                      But I thank you for the concern.

              • Back at ya


                • LucretiusCarus

                  Would have fixed that myself, but someone had already replied by the time I saw it. Thanks for counting my o's though. Appreciated.

        • Jason sucks it

          your house is next, jason.

          p.s. fuck you you fucking fuckface.

      • Josh

        I'll buy the booze and the gas.

    • Mile high dev

      You get a life an stop worrying bout other peoples' shit. Just cause you don't like to have a great time with good friends. Go sit under your rock

    • Ryan

      Wow, calm down. Just because you don't like it doesn't make them losers. I don't drink, but I never looked down on my friends for doing it. I became they're favorite person at parties, the DD. We all still had fun, no one got hurt or in trouble. Don't give them grief for drinking, join in the party instead man. You'll live longer.

    • Antonio Garza

      Never met anyone interesting in my life who didn't drink

      • Ryan


      • Rye

        What's this guys name?…he is hilarious.

      • Ta da

        He's a beer magician!

    • Bill

      May be true joe but people shit faced and messed up = funny

    • Notknowing

      Yup. You're right. But AA is for quitters. Dummie.

    • ben

      I think you're missing the point of this post. Most of these pics seem to be a kind of warning about what happens when you can't handle your booze, Douche.

    • @DrNavS

      have a beer and relax buddy….and please put down the crack pipe.

    • Scott

      I wish closed minds came with closed mouths.

      • yourmom


    • J in GJ

      Didn't get that memo.

    • John Knolhoff

      Completely shit faced probably isn't cool, but a decent buzz improves almost everything

  • djd

    theater of life

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #5 is the best so you got wasted photo I've ever seen hahaha

    • DaddyD

      They will regret it.

      • hm.

        tattoo artist won't.

      • Meg

        Nope we don't!

    • Tom

      That is going to bleed into itself in a few years and looks like a big turd.

    • Jezza67

      Nice Melvins poster in the background.

    • Cantaloupe

      I'm a little unsure on the ethics of giving a drunk person a tattoo. OK if they already have tattoos, not okay if they don't?

    • LucretiusCarus

      They'll make great wives one day. With their decision-making skills they'll pick some winners. Well done, ladies.

      • Indeed

        Would much prefer being with someone not so serious as opposed to someone so damn judgemental. Get off your high horse douche.

        • LucretiusCarus

          I must be a kettle, because I think a pot just called me black.

    • Requeim

      Ass to ass!

    • chicago_animal

      When one of them bangs the other BF they will not be friends anymore. Best part is that guy will probably also dump her a few days later.

  • HeliMech

    #12 Thumb Gun!!! No need for keys when you just need a thumb!

    • Uh huh

      How does that not fuck up your thumb? Beast!

  • whyme1973

    #8 Nice booty.

    • Giggity

      Jackpot! Giggity giggity!

  • Turbodude

    Way too much work #9…………just give me a beer.

    • bro

      had a few captain americas on spring break in the dominican and we chanted USA like the bosses we are

      • bro

        Oh, and we fist pumped like the foundations of the US depended on us

    • derka-derka

      All i see are 9 drinks called "the reach around" with a splash of massage the grapes finished with a complimentary tickling of the cocktail olives.

    • yup

      fuck you etcrr

  • Uh huh

    #1 Not sure if yoga or fucked up

    • DaddyD

      Fucked up yoga maybe?

  • jasonsapunka

    #26 That guy in the background is wearing a speedo, right?

    • Cantaloupe

      It's underwear. He just had full sex with Little Yellow Riding Hood

    • Dutchguy

      What the hell is going on in the background of #26 in general???

    • Matt Bloom

      Does the chiver have a tail? Is that a Tails suit from Sonic the Hedgehog?

  • Dibdy

    #20 Wasted and in the right position!

    • Scott

      Both ends are ready to go!!!!!

    • TimmiT

      Dear diary…


  • Blake Watson

    #5 – because all legit and reputable tattoo parlors let you drink while getting tattooed….. (facepalm)

    • jason

      Doesn't matter, had sex.

    • LukeTheTerrible

      Australia- enough said.

      • LucretiusCarus

        Luke wins this round. Mark it, dude.

      • Joey

        It wasn't in Australia girl is a liar I know the artist and his shop is in B.C. Canada

        • LukeTheTerrible

          The plot thickens… And the Canadians are so responsible with their drinking. How could it be??

    • sploodge

      looks like you can drink AND get a tossed salad at the same time…

  • Ryan

    #20 most deffinitly in new orleans on burbon street. Had plenty of good times there

    • Fkn Nick, Duh

      lol. funniest spelling of 'definitely' ever

    • Sharp

      The Swamp… I remember that place! Good times. HAHA

  • HokieChive08

    I always look forward to this post to remind me there are other people out there who feel just as shitty as I do every sunday morning

    • justin

      Thats how I feel right now!

  • Tim

    #23 Is this fucker trying to chug in my face?

    • Zells

      I remember my first beer.

    • This.

      I remember my first shot of steroids

    • Awesome-O

      I'll show you how to drink a beer mother fucker

    • Capt. Bo Jengles

      Looks like the scene from Beerfest…

    • @DrNavS

      you jacked my shirt bro!

  • BUS

    #19, don’t be afraid to grab it

  • DP13

    #14 John Goodman?

    • Das Loafer

      Alec Baldwin?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Neither….and not even close. Congratulations, you're both morons.

      • Das Loafer.

        Obviously neither, but resembles a cross between both..

    • bambam

      how old is the photo? it looks like george steinbrenner

  • Al Coholic

    Woohoo! Let's show the world how stupid we are! Yay! Getting drunk and acting the fool makes us SOOOO cool! We didn't need those brain cells anyway!

    Now we pause for the replies calling me a "loser" and "uncool" for thinking drinking so much alcohol you literally forget who you are is among the most stupid of human activities. 'Cause, after all, it's so totally badass to be a drunken ass and put it online. Woo!

    • mike2k

      who said it made us look cool? It's f'n funny dude. Chill out, have a few drinks

    • PagingDrDickey

      You're a "loser" and "uncool"

    • richie

      Personally I don't drink it doesn't suit me. But I sure as help don't judge people that do. Who are you to decide what's acceptable and what's not. People have been getting drunk for centuries and will do for centuries to come. It's not a good thing or a bad thing, its just a thing. It's going to be a short life so it's important to enjoy as much of it as you can and alot, I mean a lot like to drink and if it makes them happy why not? No serious, why not? Every good story me friends tell starts with "I got hammered one night and….." And trust me a lot of them would be boring, single and alone if it where not for the power of drink. So please relax, have a drink, you wouldn't know it might do the same for you. And try in the future to keep your condescending remarks to yourself and enjoy the post for what it was ment to be. A homage to idiots, drunks, bad plans, stupid moves and of course some strokes of excellence.

    • Cantaloupe

      I fucking hate drunk people. Oh hey, there's a link to pictures of drunk people.

    • myself

      All the photos appear to be taking by far less drunk or sober people. Due to the lack of being cut off or blurry. You never know if a buddy isn't teaching a friend a lesson.

    • dwgrift

      a douche says what?

      • Adouche


    • Turdutter jim

      Your not a loser for not drinking. Your a loser for going in the comments and talking down to people who do. You are no better then me because you don't drink and I'm no better then you. if you don't like people getting wasted and posting their pictures online then don't fucking look at them.

    • mickeluss

      Anyone else notice his name is Al Coholic?

  • llano2

    Does anyone else feel that they get Trojans (Happili redirector) from theChive? I have gotten it several times but I keep coming back because I love theChive.

  • etcrr

    #20 Dear Diary, Jack Pot! Giggity

    • yup

      fuck you

    • Damn Indeed


  • Drunken morons

    Here's to hoping none of those idiots got behind the wheel of a car. Or is "so, you got wasted and killed someone" not cool?

    • bams.

      what about steamroller?

    • mcfadinj

      And that has what to do with this post?

  • The Beard

    I remember amateur night, well technically I don't but….

    Thunder Up or sit down and Shut up


  • Chuck N

    #23 "someones trying to chug in my face.. look out germans"

    • Awesome-O

      You got shits McFuckelstein

  • PagingDrDickey

    #19 shit gets weird on Beale Street

    • burt reynolds

      black is beautiful, right chive?

    • waltgator

      that guy, is the guy. the man behind it all….dope!


    #5 Nice hump on the blonde

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