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Soooo…. you got wasted (26 Photos)

May 27, 2012 | In: College, FAIL, Funny, Owned

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#18 fuck india

DaddyD

Don't worry. We'll make more.
zaffa

She will be too busy banging the band. Hopefully you'll get sloppy 5ths or 6th (hopefully its not an orchestra)

Jimboisme.

you're fucking hilarious!!

Darksoul

Hugh, go ahead drink it if you're stupid enough to drink something that was "brewed" with empty trash cans and bottles from the near dump; if you do that, you DESERVE to end up blind and/or dead.

mcfadinj

You have no idea what you're talking about.

Ryan

It's amazing how many dicks there are here. It took me all of 10 seconds to copy the link, paste it, get him credit for the contest and come back to the comments. Good luck man, hope you win the contest.

mcfadinj

Considering most of the shit posted in the comments is spam and the fact that most people can't differentiate an untrustworthy site to a trustworthy one, it's not that difficult to understand why he got his ass jumped on for posting that.

Jimboisme.

The only "spam" I see here is the stupid "first" comment… I'm pretty sure mines very easy to distinguish between those. Man up and stop being a bitch about everything.

mcfadinj

You'll get a shitload of likes with that attitude, you fuck head.

Jimboisme.

contest is almost over..haven't a fuck to give.

aklolzer

fuck yourself faggot

Indeed

Dude, you can't ask for help and then immediately be an asshat, no matter what people say to you in return. Ignore them and be cool, your attitude certainly stopped me from helping you.

Paulokasey

First

Kev

Yes, first of the idiots. All hail King Idiot!
dag nabbit

Lmfao….no u weren't, d1ck weed! LOSER!!

Jamie

Fucking losers. Get a fucking life! Drinking does not equal "cool." Again, fucking losers.

Uh huh

Shut up Jamie and pass the bowl. You're fucking with the rotation!!!
Child please

Fucking Jamie…..something no one ever does.
DaddyD

At the same time, ragging on someone just because you differ with them does not equal cool either.

C.Morgan

Yeah, like being a drunken, idiotic, moronic ass is in the same class as, say, being gay or a different religion.

Walker

Being gay not so much, religion yes.

you smell like piss

Someone never got invited to parties…
Tom

Man, I think your fav show Dolan starts soon, grab a seat before everyone goes out and leaves you on your lonesome cause your BO and bad breathe. Did I mention your fingers a perma orange from all those Doritos you've been sobbing over.
J.D.

Jamie I'm gonna get drunk, drive directly into your house, and hopefully kill most of your cats.

Best regards J.D.

P.S. fuck you…

https://www.facebook.com/jason.bartz.9 Jason Bartz

To J.D., after you kill someone while driving drunk, enjoy your time in prison getting butt fucked by some murdering rapist.

J.D.

I only kill jamie's cats while drunk driving, unless you're standing in front of jamie's house then I might accidentally kill a person.

Yours truly J.D.

P.S. you know how I know you're gay? You raped me in prison…

Phil

I like this guy!
J.D = Awesome

LucretiusCarus

Wow. All the erudite Chivers show up for "Sooo…you got wasted."

Lovely clientele being catered too here.

Jack_LeMac

What exactly were you expecting?
Clutch101

They are just as militant as their counterparts on "Cat Saturday".

LucretiusCarus

At least these fellows have drunkeness as an excuse.

What do Cat Saturday proponents have?

Clutch101

A sad love for the most self serving, unloyal, domesticated animal on the planet. I know that is not an excuse…. That is just what they have.
MonkeyMadness

Wow, someone's vagina is really aching over Cat Saturday still. You're obsessed.

LucretiusCarus

Instead of just trolling my comments maybe you could have read the exchange. I think you'd be pleasantly surprised to find I didn't actually bring up Cat Saturday.

But I thank you for the concern.

Back at ya

*to*

LucretiusCarus

Would have fixed that myself, but someone had already replied by the time I saw it. Thanks for counting my o's though. Appreciated.

Jason sucks it

your house is next, jason.

p.s. fuck you you fucking fuckface.

Josh

I'll buy the booze and the gas.

Mile high dev

You get a life an stop worrying bout other peoples' shit. Just cause you don't like to have a great time with good friends. Go sit under your rock
Ryan

Wow, calm down. Just because you don't like it doesn't make them losers. I don't drink, but I never looked down on my friends for doing it. I became they're favorite person at parties, the DD. We all still had fun, no one got hurt or in trouble. Don't give them grief for drinking, join in the party instead man. You'll live longer.
http://www.facebook.com/antonio.garza.5 Antonio Garza

Never met anyone interesting in my life who didn't drink

Ryan

Awesome
Rye

What's this guys name?…he is hilarious.
Ta da

He's a beer magician!

Bill

May be true joe but people shit faced and messed up = funny
Notknowing

Yup. You're right. But AA is for quitters. Dummie.
ben

I think you're missing the point of this post. Most of these pics seem to be a kind of warning about what happens when you can't handle your booze, Douche.
http://twitter.com/DrNavS @DrNavS

have a beer and relax buddy….and please put down the crack pipe.
Scott

I wish closed minds came with closed mouths.

yourmom

AMEN

J in GJ

Didn't get that memo.
https://www.facebook.com/illiniloyalty John Knolhoff

Completely shit faced probably isn't cool, but a decent buzz improves almost everything

djd

theater of life
BabyFart Magizax

#5 is the best so you got wasted photo I've ever seen hahaha

DaddyD

They will regret it.

hm.

tattoo artist won't.
Meg

Nope we don't!

Tom

That is going to bleed into itself in a few years and looks like a big turd.
Jezza67

Nice Melvins poster in the background.
Cantaloupe

I'm a little unsure on the ethics of giving a drunk person a tattoo. OK if they already have tattoos, not okay if they don't?
LucretiusCarus

They'll make great wives one day. With their decision-making skills they'll pick some winners. Well done, ladies.

Indeed

Would much prefer being with someone not so serious as opposed to someone so damn judgemental. Get off your high horse douche.

LucretiusCarus

I must be a kettle, because I think a pot just called me black.

Requeim

Ass to ass!
chicago_animal

When one of them bangs the other BF they will not be friends anymore. Best part is that guy will probably also dump her a few days later.

HeliMech

#12 Thumb Gun!!! No need for keys when you just need a thumb!

Uh huh

How does that not fuck up your thumb? Beast!

whyme1973

#8 Nice booty.

Giggity

Jackpot! Giggity giggity!

Turbodude

Way too much work #9…………just give me a beer.

bro

had a few captain americas on spring break in the dominican and we chanted USA like the bosses we are

bro

Oh, and we fist pumped like the foundations of the US depended on us

derka-derka

All i see are 9 drinks called "the reach around" with a splash of massage the grapes finished with a complimentary tickling of the cocktail olives.
yup

fuck you etcrr

Uh huh

#1 Not sure if yoga or fucked up

DaddyD

Fucked up yoga maybe?

jasonsapunka

#26 That guy in the background is wearing a speedo, right?

Cantaloupe

It's underwear. He just had full sex with Little Yellow Riding Hood
Dutchguy

What the hell is going on in the background of #26 in general???
https://www.facebook.com/matt.bloom.9 Matt Bloom

Does the chiver have a tail? Is that a Tails suit from Sonic the Hedgehog?

Dibdy

#20 Wasted and in the right position!

Scott

Both ends are ready to go!!!!!
TimmiT

Dear diary…

Jackpot.

https://www.facebook.com/blake.watson Blake Watson

#5 – because all legit and reputable tattoo parlors let you drink while getting tattooed….. (facepalm)

jason

Doesn't matter, had sex.
http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

Australia- enough said.

LucretiusCarus

Luke wins this round. Mark it, dude.
Joey

It wasn't in Australia girl is a liar I know the artist and his shop is in B.C. Canada

http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

The plot thickens… And the Canadians are so responsible with their drinking. How could it be??

sploodge

looks like you can drink AND get a tossed salad at the same time…

Ryan

#20 most deffinitly in new orleans on burbon street. Had plenty of good times there

http://matter.com Fkn Nick, Duh

lol. funniest spelling of 'definitely' ever
Sharp

The Swamp… I remember that place! Good times. HAHA

HokieChive08

I always look forward to this post to remind me there are other people out there who feel just as shitty as I do every sunday morning

justin

Thats how I feel right now!

Tim

#23 Is this fucker trying to chug in my face?

Zells

I remember my first beer.
This.

I remember my first shot of steroids
Awesome-O

I'll show you how to drink a beer mother fucker
Capt. Bo Jengles

Looks like the scene from Beerfest…
http://twitter.com/DrNavS @DrNavS

you jacked my shirt bro!

BUS

#19, don’t be afraid to grab it
DP13

#14 John Goodman?

Das Loafer

Alec Baldwin?
Unfkngblvbl

Neither….and not even close. Congratulations, you're both morons.

Das Loafer.

Obviously neither, but resembles a cross between both..

bambam

how old is the photo? it looks like george steinbrenner

Al Coholic

Woohoo! Let's show the world how stupid we are! Yay! Getting drunk and acting the fool makes us SOOOO cool! We didn't need those brain cells anyway!

Now we pause for the replies calling me a "loser" and "uncool" for thinking drinking so much alcohol you literally forget who you are is among the most stupid of human activities. 'Cause, after all, it's so totally badass to be a drunken ass and put it online. Woo!

mike2k

who said it made us look cool? It's f'n funny dude. Chill out, have a few drinks
http://thechive.com/ PagingDrDickey

You're a "loser" and "uncool"
richie

Personally I don't drink it doesn't suit me. But I sure as help don't judge people that do. Who are you to decide what's acceptable and what's not. People have been getting drunk for centuries and will do for centuries to come. It's not a good thing or a bad thing, its just a thing. It's going to be a short life so it's important to enjoy as much of it as you can and alot, I mean a lot like to drink and if it makes them happy why not? No serious, why not? Every good story me friends tell starts with "I got hammered one night and….." And trust me a lot of them would be boring, single and alone if it where not for the power of drink. So please relax, have a drink, you wouldn't know it might do the same for you. And try in the future to keep your condescending remarks to yourself and enjoy the post for what it was ment to be. A homage to idiots, drunks, bad plans, stupid moves and of course some strokes of excellence.
Cantaloupe

I fucking hate drunk people. Oh hey, there's a link to pictures of drunk people.
"HEY EVERYONE, I FUCKING HATE DRUNK PEOPLE!!!"
myself

All the photos appear to be taking by far less drunk or sober people. Due to the lack of being cut off or blurry. You never know if a buddy isn't teaching a friend a lesson.
dwgrift

a douche says what?

Adouche

What?

Turdutter jim

Your not a loser for not drinking. Your a loser for going in the comments and talking down to people who do. You are no better then me because you don't drink and I'm no better then you. if you don't like people getting wasted and posting their pictures online then don't fucking look at them.
mickeluss

Anyone else notice his name is Al Coholic?

llano2

Does anyone else feel that they get Trojans (Happili redirector) from theChive? I have gotten it several times but I keep coming back because I love theChive.

what?

idk I got syphilis once but never that..
aflower1325

I doubt its from the chive! Probably something you have clicked on and didnt mean to (or did). Here is what I found: http://www.siteadvisor.com/sites/thechive.com

etcrr

#20 Dear Diary, Jack Pot! Giggity

yup

fuck you
Damn Indeed

Overplayed

Drunken morons

Here's to hoping none of those idiots got behind the wheel of a car. Or is "so, you got wasted and killed someone" not cool?

bams.

what about steamroller?
mcfadinj

And that has what to do with this post?

The Beard

I remember amateur night, well technically I don't but….

Thunder Up or sit down and Shut up

Cheers,
Chuck N

#23 "someones trying to chug in my face.. look out germans"

Awesome-O

You got shits McFuckelstein

http://thechive.com/ PagingDrDickey

#19 shit gets weird on Beale Street

burt reynolds

black is beautiful, right chive?
http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

that guy, is the guy. the man behind it all….dope!

D.E.N.N.I.S. SYSTEM

#5 Nice hump on the blonde

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