May 27, 2012 |
In: College, FAIL, Funny, Owned
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#18 fuck india
Don't worry. We'll make more.
She will be too busy banging the band. Hopefully you'll get sloppy 5ths or 6th (hopefully its not an orchestra)
you're fucking hilarious!!
Hugh, go ahead drink it if you're stupid enough to drink something that was "brewed" with empty trash cans and bottles from the near dump; if you do that, you DESERVE to end up blind and/or dead.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
It's amazing how many dicks there are here. It took me all of 10 seconds to copy the link, paste it, get him credit for the contest and come back to the comments. Good luck man, hope you win the contest.
Considering most of the shit posted in the comments is spam and the fact that most people can't differentiate an untrustworthy site to a trustworthy one, it's not that difficult to understand why he got his ass jumped on for posting that.
The only "spam" I see here is the stupid "first" comment… I'm pretty sure mines very easy to distinguish between those. Man up and stop being a bitch about everything.
You'll get a shitload of likes with that attitude, you fuck head.
contest is almost over..haven't a fuck to give.
fuck yourself faggot
Dude, you can't ask for help and then immediately be an asshat, no matter what people say to you in return. Ignore them and be cool, your attitude certainly stopped me from helping you.
Yes, first of the idiots. All hail King Idiot!
Lmfao….no u weren't, d1ck weed! LOSER!!
Fucking losers. Get a fucking life! Drinking does not equal "cool." Again, fucking losers.
Shut up Jamie and pass the bowl. You're fucking with the rotation!!!
Fucking Jamie…..something no one ever does.
At the same time, ragging on someone just because you differ with them does not equal cool either.
Yeah, like being a drunken, idiotic, moronic ass is in the same class as, say, being gay or a different religion.
Being gay not so much, religion yes.
Someone never got invited to parties…
Man, I think your fav show Dolan starts soon, grab a seat before everyone goes out and leaves you on your lonesome cause your BO and bad breathe. Did I mention your fingers a perma orange from all those Doritos you've been sobbing over.
Jamie I'm gonna get drunk, drive directly into your house, and hopefully kill most of your cats.
Best regards J.D.
P.S. fuck you…
To J.D., after you kill someone while driving drunk, enjoy your time in prison getting butt fucked by some murdering rapist.
I only kill jamie's cats while drunk driving, unless you're standing in front of jamie's house then I might accidentally kill a person.
Yours truly J.D.
P.S. you know how I know you're gay? You raped me in prison…
I like this guy!
J.D = Awesome
Wow. All the erudite Chivers show up for "Sooo…you got wasted."
Lovely clientele being catered too here.
What exactly were you expecting?
They are just as militant as their counterparts on "Cat Saturday".
At least these fellows have drunkeness as an excuse.
What do Cat Saturday proponents have?
A sad love for the most self serving, unloyal, domesticated animal on the planet. I know that is not an excuse…. That is just what they have.
Wow, someone's vagina is really aching over Cat Saturday still. You're obsessed.
Instead of just trolling my comments maybe you could have read the exchange. I think you'd be pleasantly surprised to find I didn't actually bring up Cat Saturday.
But I thank you for the concern.
Would have fixed that myself, but someone had already replied by the time I saw it. Thanks for counting my o's though. Appreciated.
your house is next, jason.
p.s. fuck you you fucking fuckface.
I'll buy the booze and the gas.
You get a life an stop worrying bout other peoples' shit. Just cause you don't like to have a great time with good friends. Go sit under your rock
Wow, calm down. Just because you don't like it doesn't make them losers. I don't drink, but I never looked down on my friends for doing it. I became they're favorite person at parties, the DD. We all still had fun, no one got hurt or in trouble. Don't give them grief for drinking, join in the party instead man. You'll live longer.
Never met anyone interesting in my life who didn't drink
What's this guys name?…he is hilarious.
He's a beer magician!
May be true joe but people shit faced and messed up = funny
Yup. You're right. But AA is for quitters. Dummie.
I think you're missing the point of this post. Most of these pics seem to be a kind of warning about what happens when you can't handle your booze, Douche.
have a beer and relax buddy….and please put down the crack pipe.
I wish closed minds came with closed mouths.
Didn't get that memo.
Completely shit faced probably isn't cool, but a decent buzz improves almost everything
theater of life
#5 is the best so you got wasted photo I've ever seen hahaha
They will regret it.
tattoo artist won't.
Nope we don't!
That is going to bleed into itself in a few years and looks like a big turd.
Nice Melvins poster in the background.
I'm a little unsure on the ethics of giving a drunk person a tattoo. OK if they already have tattoos, not okay if they don't?
They'll make great wives one day. With their decision-making skills they'll pick some winners. Well done, ladies.
Would much prefer being with someone not so serious as opposed to someone so damn judgemental. Get off your high horse douche.
I must be a kettle, because I think a pot just called me black.
Ass to ass!
When one of them bangs the other BF they will not be friends anymore. Best part is that guy will probably also dump her a few days later.
#12 Thumb Gun!!! No need for keys when you just need a thumb!
How does that not fuck up your thumb? Beast!
#8 Nice booty.
Jackpot! Giggity giggity!
Way too much work #9…………just give me a beer.
had a few captain americas on spring break in the dominican and we chanted USA like the bosses we are
Oh, and we fist pumped like the foundations of the US depended on us
All i see are 9 drinks called "the reach around" with a splash of massage the grapes finished with a complimentary tickling of the cocktail olives.
fuck you etcrr
#1 Not sure if yoga or fucked up
Fucked up yoga maybe?
#26 That guy in the background is wearing a speedo, right?
It's underwear. He just had full sex with Little Yellow Riding Hood
What the hell is going on in the background of #26 in general???
Does the chiver have a tail? Is that a Tails suit from Sonic the Hedgehog?
#20 Wasted and in the right position!
Both ends are ready to go!!!!!
#5 – because all legit and reputable tattoo parlors let you drink while getting tattooed….. (facepalm)
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Australia- enough said.
Luke wins this round. Mark it, dude.
It wasn't in Australia girl is a liar I know the artist and his shop is in B.C. Canada
The plot thickens… And the Canadians are so responsible with their drinking. How could it be??
looks like you can drink AND get a tossed salad at the same time…
#20 most deffinitly in new orleans on burbon street. Had plenty of good times there
lol. funniest spelling of 'definitely' ever
The Swamp… I remember that place! Good times. HAHA
I always look forward to this post to remind me there are other people out there who feel just as shitty as I do every sunday morning
Thats how I feel right now!
#23 Is this fucker trying to chug in my face?
I remember my first beer.
I remember my first shot of steroids
I'll show you how to drink a beer mother fucker
Looks like the scene from Beerfest…
you jacked my shirt bro!
#19, don’t be afraid to grab it
#14 John Goodman?
Neither….and not even close. Congratulations, you're both morons.
Obviously neither, but resembles a cross between both..
how old is the photo? it looks like george steinbrenner
Woohoo! Let's show the world how stupid we are! Yay! Getting drunk and acting the fool makes us SOOOO cool! We didn't need those brain cells anyway!
Now we pause for the replies calling me a "loser" and "uncool" for thinking drinking so much alcohol you literally forget who you are is among the most stupid of human activities. 'Cause, after all, it's so totally badass to be a drunken ass and put it online. Woo!
who said it made us look cool? It's f'n funny dude. Chill out, have a few drinks
You're a "loser" and "uncool"
Personally I don't drink it doesn't suit me. But I sure as help don't judge people that do. Who are you to decide what's acceptable and what's not. People have been getting drunk for centuries and will do for centuries to come. It's not a good thing or a bad thing, its just a thing. It's going to be a short life so it's important to enjoy as much of it as you can and alot, I mean a lot like to drink and if it makes them happy why not? No serious, why not? Every good story me friends tell starts with "I got hammered one night and….." And trust me a lot of them would be boring, single and alone if it where not for the power of drink. So please relax, have a drink, you wouldn't know it might do the same for you. And try in the future to keep your condescending remarks to yourself and enjoy the post for what it was ment to be. A homage to idiots, drunks, bad plans, stupid moves and of course some strokes of excellence.
I fucking hate drunk people. Oh hey, there's a link to pictures of drunk people.
"HEY EVERYONE, I FUCKING HATE DRUNK PEOPLE!!!"
All the photos appear to be taking by far less drunk or sober people. Due to the lack of being cut off or blurry. You never know if a buddy isn't teaching a friend a lesson.
a douche says what?
Your not a loser for not drinking. Your a loser for going in the comments and talking down to people who do. You are no better then me because you don't drink and I'm no better then you. if you don't like people getting wasted and posting their pictures online then don't fucking look at them.
Anyone else notice his name is Al Coholic?
Does anyone else feel that they get Trojans (Happili redirector) from theChive? I have gotten it several times but I keep coming back because I love theChive.
idk I got syphilis once but never that..
I doubt its from the chive! Probably something you have clicked on and didnt mean to (or did). Here is what I found: http://www.siteadvisor.com/sites/thechive.com
#20 Dear Diary, Jack Pot! Giggity
Here's to hoping none of those idiots got behind the wheel of a car. Or is "so, you got wasted and killed someone" not cool?
what about steamroller?
And that has what to do with this post?
I remember amateur night, well technically I don't but….
Thunder Up or sit down and Shut up
#23 "someones trying to chug in my face.. look out germans"
You got shits McFuckelstein
#19 shit gets weird on Beale Street
black is beautiful, right chive?
that guy, is the guy. the man behind it all….dope!
#5 Nice hump on the blonde
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