A few 2012 Guiness World Records because everybody loves a “winner” (28 Photos)

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  • Yessirr

    #1 insert "yo momma" joke here.

    • Trav1121

      So whose are they? Oprah's? Or you can just sew a shitload of fabric together and call it underwear? Buncha cheaters… Haha

    • Yo Mamma

      I take offense to that. I'm just kidding, I don't. See that? I made a joke! That's what you wanted, right?

    • Underbaker

      Yeah if the only criteria is that they have to look like underpants I see this one broken easily.

    • http://twitter.com/RemcoB1 @RemcoB1

      yo momma is so fat, she doesn't even fit in there on her own

    • Guest

      yo momma is so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house.

    • DaddyD

      Yo momma is so fat … she makes Paula look like a fashion model.

  • boll

    #27 …….if you know what i mean

    • DeDav

      Well I'M certainly not gonna say it 😛

      • YouForgot

        Tongue dart my fartbox. There. I feel better…

    • Falthor

      she's about to taste my prostate!

    • Munyshot

      coulda scraped that shit before the photo maybe…

      • Jeff

        i thought the same thing… a bit white and gross

        • Habsy

          That's racist man!!

          • MonkeyMadness

            Racist about tongues?

  • iceman


  • Macro

    #27 I bet she was popular girl in school ….

    • Ralph

      Rim job. You mean rim job.

      • Frank

        I'm also going to go with rimjob.

        • Guest

          gays must stick together

  • Leah

    #26 Shut up and take my money etc

    • A Mugger

      i wasn't gonna ask anyway………

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #7 Herpes gave no fucks that day.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Paula would like you to return them now that you are finished.

  • Trav1121

    #23 Probably wins at Waiting the Longest at an Airport Metal Detector also.

    • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

      Looks like a muppet with down syndrome.

    • Hero_Status
    • Metal head

      How about Most Job Application Rejections.

    • zimzum

      i wonder if he whistles when the wind blows

    • ktc

      I like that he is wearing a suit… like that makes him look professional.

  • Static

    I cant believe some of these are records? really? #24
    Seriously i think Guinness is just looking for new crap to put in their book.

    • Ned Ryerson

      exactly what i was thinking. i saw one once that was "most bubbles blown with a tarantula in your mouth in a minute". what the fuck Guinness??

  • Brandon

    #22 That's a huge bitch!

    • Captain Planet

      Seriously LOL broseph

    • Munyshot

      the dog's pretty big too

      • lolzbro

        that was the point

  • Dave

    #27 I would

  • MarkFJ40

    Too bad it doesn't list the actual records?

    • Frank

      They would of taking a little effort

  • south derp

    #16 I'd…hit it? hahhaha that would be so fkn weird

    • ruca

      I can only imagine how small your penis is

      • ah yea

        just look down, it's twice as big as that-

    • Frank

      I'd hit it.

      Those little hands make my dick look huge.

      • dack maddy

        I was going to say the same thing………..

  • SadeShadz

    #18 Looks like fun ^_^

  • ah yea

    #27 Let me just wax my butthole real quick…

  • glenn

    world records are stupid, i could empty my kitchen and go downtown , i could get the world record of most kitchenware thrown at a passed out hobo … you only need a stupid idea and do it before someone else does

    • dub

      DO IT!

    • Hunter X

      Congrats! Your idea for The Most kitchenware Thrown at a Passed-Out Hobo earns you the GWR for stupidest GWR idea!

      • glenn

        i thought the cows collection was … but thanks !!

  • passwordistaco

    #8 Out of how many?
    4 out of 20 = Awesome.
    4 out of 2,000 = blind luck.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      They don't say, but I think its pretty good that he can do it without having his hand impaled with an arrow trying.

      • passwordistaco

        By that rubber tip?

    • Rite?

      There is no way there could have been 2000 arrows in 2 minutes. How many arrows could you shoot AND hit the target in 2 minutes?

    • gibbo

      no pun intended?

  • whyme1973

    This is almost as bad as an Asian thread on the WTF factor.

  • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

    #11 #13 #20 Is someone hungry?

    • Ned Ryerson

      soo….they're both the longest chocolate bar?

  • dawgbone

    #23 Suit up!

    • Ralph

      Ask me how I got these scars.

  • Ispeakchive

    Humans sure do like to compete at wasting time and resources. They'll make great pets

    • Nicnac

      Alien 1: And this is Fifi. Look at how long her tongue is!
      Alien 2: Awwww, so cute!

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #27 – I bet she'd be a popular lesbian.

    • Adam

      I bet she's just popular!

  • Johnny K.


    I'd hit it… with my car…

    • Gene

      You'd clear that with most cars…

  • socalmarti

    #13 and #20 for after World's Largest Marijuana convention?

  • A BiPolar Guy

    #11 Bogus, man! this is not a chocolate bar, this is just a bunch of chocolate bars laid out together.

    • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

      Isn't a Hershey's bar just a bunch of little bars laid together?

    • dub

      Leave them at room temperature for a couple of hours… and BAM! 1 chocolate bar.

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