A low down dirty good time (37 Photos)

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  • dahcj

    I doubt he was really sorry.

    • Chiefhenry27

      I feel effort went into "getting the cat"

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        Yeah, those fucking things are tough to hit. Sometimes I practice by winging gobs of mayonnaise at the cat with a spoon. It isn't nearly as satisfying, but what is?

    • Master Chef

      second cake says " and the 1st cake"

    • lfgd1978

      A true champ :D

  • Acesevens

    Statue from the island King Kong was on King Dong

    • lfgd1978

      Big dong?

  • Banksy


    • http://www.thechive.com HostosFQ

      first to give you a thumbs down!!

      • Banksy

        "suck a bag of dicks" Louis C.K.

    • ED209

      Who gives a fuck if you are first, you fucking douche nozzle.

    • DaddyD

      Ignore them and they will go away. No comments. No thumbs.

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #7 Abercrombie's new cologne really f-ing works.

    • beer

      You can say "fuck" on the internet.

    • JW1

      Lol……………………………………… Well captioned

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #2 Paula could handle it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

      If Paula was in the room it wouldn't be an issue to being with.

    • skanks

      All the Chivettes can handle it.

    • MonkeyMadness

      She probably couldn't even feel it.

      • joe

        hotdog down a hallway

      • joe

        i mean the chivettes

  • Sam

    #31 BP has a lot to answer for – some positive though!
    #5 made me feel ill for a few seconds

    • whyme1973

      #31 Pollution never looked so sexy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brian.j.castro Brian J Castro

    #37 i see what you did there….and i have found my halloween costume for this year

    • DJR32

      Right Foot Red!

    • Caleb

      The "problem" is Brian teaches the second grade.

  • weldsoft

    #8 Needs to make a lot of #19

    • Michael

      I'm guessing #8 was taken at a Rammstein concert…

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #29 HYFR

  • pimpninjaa

    #20 the look on his face is priceless

  • Anthony W

    #30 threw up in my mouth a little…

    • yeah

      One wife and three daughters…yep I know what that's like…

    • Unfkngblvbl

      That could very well be one of the most repulsive smells in the world.

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      Semen percentage: 75

    • Martin_McFly

      This is certainly the best way to prove to a woman you actually do love her : by cleaning her shower drain…

    • ylg

      it almost ruined #31 for me

  • johnny

    #37 my next Halloween costume

    • Come@meBro

      That guy should win a medal… That's hilarious.

    • Equinox029

      Right Foot red, you best be careful of what you wish for. ( just saying)

  • chicago

    #26 total package babe: Blonde, great legs, FLBP with pokies, and smoldering gap. thx chive

    • Shelbert

      Best pic on there.

    • whyme1973

      Damn. Those are some sexy legs.

    • gedda_g

      No doubt that she's smoking hot – a grand slam (if you know what I mean) but I don't think she'll be having any FLBP. That said, there's absolutely nothing wrong with what she does have.

      • Underbaker

        My thoughts as well. They look like wonderful perky breasts that are 100% natural, but I don't see them giving her much back pain either. She does qualify for BYB, MTG, Sexy Chivette, Beautiful Smile, and Hot Girl in the middle of no where, so I give her a Chive Bingo.

        • its_forge

          Those are lovely tits but yeah, no flbp here.

    • turn around pls


    • http://twitter.com/tonytouch24kt @tonytouch24kt

      I think this is Brittany Daniel.

  • ChrisDG74

    #24 – I miss Chappelle's Show.

    • abakala

      I'M RICH BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • DevCee

      Everything looks better in slow motion.

  • Pat_Bateman1

    should have put #2 above #8

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      Should have arranged your references like this: #8 #2

      • Pat_Bateman1

        I see there error in my technique.

    • Underbaker

      Followed by #19

  • Jack P.

    <img src=http://www.wirelessstore.info/ppf3/hai.jpg>#6 Crazing, Poor little dog, I'm more concerned about who is the girl behind the dog <img src=http://www.wirelessstore.info/sdfs78/gai.jpg>

  • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

    #26 nice! Gap and bra burned

    • tralfaz

      Please find.

    • whyme1973

      If those shorts were any shorter, they'd be a belt. I approve.

  • Chevy

    Find her!!!

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #5 The bait 'n' switch!

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      Meh, my pants are already off…

  • south derp

    #26 nice legs

    • yep

      find now

  • Perry Noid

    Does that make you Cock – eyed?

  • big_james

    Hey guy who is first you so want to be the first guy to spin #37 s dial don't you.

  • jbb
  • tv_paul

    #12 The U.S. Army :Come play with our privates!

    • Kanish

      Moar of the blonde please!

    • whyme1973

      There's a joke about a foxhole here somewhere…

      • Dr_StrangePants

        there are no atheists in a fox's hole:

        ….."oh God, oh God, oh God, JESUS YES!"

    • yup

      fuck you paul

      • Guest1


    • 6655321

      This happened to me while I was in, but I was in the infantry…not as good.

  • DanTheMan

    #3 the guys def trying sneak a peek down her shorts

    • ThatJoshGuy

      … or going for the underboob.

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