It’s Tuesday, you could use some motivation (23 Photos)

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  • first

    First

  • steve

    #4 Not Bill Fucking Murray

    • Hunter X

      except that more women would still sleep with Sean Connery.

      • tcja4

        I won't sleep with any man who says it's okay to hit women, regardless of what he looks like. So Bill Murray it is.

        • Jawbone

          Like anyone wants to fuck your fat ass.

    • Dan

      You're right, not Bill Murray. Better

  • whyme1973

    #14 I'd face my fears.

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      FDAU would work if yo'ure freaked out about the make-up…or just add your own makeup!!

    • AssClown

      Whatcha goin on about? It's the non-clowns I'm scared to have sex with…

    • r00s7a

      I'd be afraid I'd choke her ass during sex, out of fear

    • Cortes

      Like a Scottish friend once told me," You don't look at the mantle, when you're stoking the fire. "

    • Saskguy26

      I'd be to busy motorboating her to notice the paint

    • chickentikka

      I'd face it and f**k it

  • poopstainsonyourmom

    taco

    • REVOLVER_KAZ

      burrito

      • hpph00

        With my taco flavored kisses!

  • Billy

    NUMBA 1 MOTHAFUCKAS!! HEE-AHH

    • Yourmotherhatesyou

      Obviously you should have been swallowed.

    • Billy

      DAMN! I NEVER WIN AT ANYTHING (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻

      • Unfkngblvbl

        well, nice table flip at least.

    • first

      CONGRATS on not being first, because I was first! Now go suck a cock

      • derp

        CONGRATS, your life just peaked…

  • Dibdy

    #14 I'd hit it!

    • Underbaker

      Looks like a love child of Ronald McDonald and Wendy.

    • Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup

      F*ck… you stole my comment before I had a chance to leave it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/KakaiXero Chase Whosoever

      with a stick,.

    • Matban

      Oh god I wouldn't

  • Acesevens

    #4
    Still has swagger to kick some ass

  • Shenanigans

    There is always one that goes ahead and ruins it for the rest.

    • Jawbone

      And today it's a cunt like you!

  • drbman

    #20 is soooo true!

    • indesignkat

      this exactly, except less Lego and more Stratego.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #23
    Don't fool yourself. That's the older sister.

    • whyme1973

      At least you know she puts out.

    • abakala

      The women in the picture is Myleene Klass.

    • penguin slayer

      Myleene Klass. an i so would

    • Mutant Mushroom

      It's Myleene Klass and definitely would.

  • DrewskiDrew

    #14 That's why turning off the lights and pillows were made.

    • Dave

      how do you turn off the pillows?

  • Wet_tosti

    #13 Yes master!!

    • Jawbone

      HA! Good one! Because that's what he'd say, right?!?!

      Go play in traffic, faggot.

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  • Sam Malone

    How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    TRICK QUESTION!
    They can't change shit

    • sadman

      If equality exists, why do we need Women's History? Oh that's right, men have dominated everything worth remembering.

    • noegod

      They whine about equal rights, but don't bother bringing money to the bar! And God forbid there's a bug in the house or a noise downstairs! Women! PFFF! I hate that they have so much sway over us sometimes!

  • theRealRealist

    Not the best motivation I've seen from the chive…still must be curing the hangovers

  • Wet_tosti

    #15 How many rushed to wiki to see if it's true

    • Underbaker

      Well I didn't at first, but after you brought it up…

    • jeff donuts

      i did and its not there

    • dirtysteve99

      of course the anal retentives at Wikipedia would have that changed n a flash.

    • Saskguy26

      1/2 coke, 1/2 tiger blood, duh winning!

  • The Guy

    #23 That's funny shit!

    • Stepdad

      I wish I would have had this perspective BEFORE I remarried.

    • Mack

      How does this allude to cloud saves? 😛

  • Jordan

    This gallery came too late today. I gave up about three hours ago…

    • Goph uckyerself

      Go fuck yourself

      • Jordan

        Go fuck yourself MOAR!

  • sick350Z

    #23 And they obviously picked the wrong defense.

  • vodkamartini

    #23 but she is expert 😉

  • Forest

    #5 When is the new season going to start?!?!? Get on it, England! (p.s. Karen Gillan is hot)

    • Richard

      Late August.

      • Forest

        Thanks, Richard! I feel better now.

        • Tammy

          I've never wanted summer over so quick!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/tillman1 John Tillman

      Agreed.

  • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

    #23 is pretty weak.

    • Frank

      I love single mom's. You can smell the desperation.

    • Mr. Facedown

      yep. it sucks

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      Not everybody can have a virgin, and keep her.

      • Guest

        Virgins these days loose there virginity at about 12.. in the UK anyways.. they are a rare breed over that age.. so finding one will be almost impossible whos 18+

        • Mr-Mobius

          That'd be why I managed to hang out with 3 attractive 23 yr old virgins today (and yes – they were female). Just need to know where to look.

  • Alfred

    #4 Good thing it's not Chuck Norris, or you wouldn't have been able to finish the post!

  • crazydog

    #10 go ahead and try to grind that….more boobs for the rest of us

  • Corey

    #6 obviously "you're" doing it wrong. Come on guys, proper grammar isn't that difficult.

    • Grammar Nazi

      *Obviously.

      The first word in a sentence is capitalized.

    • Hunter X

      Apparently it IS for most of the current generation.

    • Mojofotoman

      Sometimes even in humor, spelling just makes cents.. or is it sense?

    • Trav1121

      Bacon or not, Food + Public Restroom = Bad Idea. 😦

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