Senior quotes brand a signature of maturity (24 Photos)

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  • jim


    • Josh


    • Billy

      Fuck you Jim

    • Mango Reinhardt

      Dear Chive, please fix the Cascade, Droid, and Lysol auto-play videos on the main page and in the posts. I can't leave your page open at work anymore for fear of ads playing while I try to help customers. This is a problem.

      • DaddyD

        Uh … turn the sound off?

      • Loyal Chiver

        don't go on at work then, dipshit.

    • Scott

      Enough with this first shit. It's annoying

    • DaddyD

      Ignore them. No comments. No thumbs. They'll go away.

  • whyme1973

    #21 Awesome yearbook quote.

    • Hunter X

      ummm. yea. His parents and future kids will be sooo proud.
      It should have read, "you want fries with that?"

      • tylrd67

        What pithy thing did your yearbook say?

      • whyme1973

        I see now that having a sense of humor automatically disqualifies one from success in life. Thanks for setting the Chive community straight.

        • Hunter X

          A sense of humor and a distasteful wisecrack are NOT one and the same. Several of the quotes were funny- without being rude, crude, or disgusting. I like a good raunchy joke- but not at funerals, weddings, or other inappropriate times.

          • annonymous

            Ahh yes buzz killington has arrived. Should we look at some etchings?

            • LoFromWisco

              "Now who here likes a good story about a bridge?"

    • dominantone

      by far the best one.

  • Will


  • That just happened


    • MonkeyMadness

      Not even close Sparky, you fail at life.

      • That just happened

        hook, line, and sinker. you people are too easy. thanks for being my monkey(pun intended).

        • MonkeyMadness

          Yeah, ok, let's go with that. You're such a worthless troll that you can't even "first" correctly and you try to make it look like I'm the one with no life. You still fail.

  • Alfred

    #12 How to Rick Roll an entire school at once!

  • Wet_tosti

    #12 got rick rolled on chive… Going back to bed! Fuck this!

  • xxwhodatxx

    #15 FOR THE NGUYEN!!!

    • Simon

      I'm thinking of Professor Frink right now, which is probably wrong.

    • Peter J Roy

      The Best of the Class This Year…

    • Fjcruise

      Find her……?????

      • Vent187

        ha, i see what you did there…

    • stonewall_79

      Actually Alexandra is pretty nice.

      • LukeTheTerrible

        I'd take them all at once – not a bad one in the bunch.

      • johnny

        Emily isn't half bad either

        • Woop

          Emily is better

  • 29er

    #13 unfortunately too many teenagers live by this rule. And they have all the wrong role models.

  • celticsquid

    #1 Yay Chewbacca!!!

    • krh

      Check out the stache on Cunningham

      • J-Z

        i was about to say that

        • MustacheInstitute

          stachetastic ! Find Him !!

  • 29er

    #22 Gay….for each other

    • 29er


  • Nobama

    "Would you like fries with that?"

    –From the handbook 'No, the economy is fine–trust me' by Barack Obama

    • Biden 2014 (not!)

      Job opportunities abound under the Obama administration:

      • Indeed

        There's only a Congressional election in 2014, not Presidential. So I doubt Biden will be running.

      • giveapintnotashit

        Sadly, there's quite a bit of interest in a minimum wage job. And some of those guy look old enough to be my dad.

      • waty

        The last time the economy was this bad Roosevelt took over and created 26 million new jobs. Obama has a net deficit in jobs created, spend 5 trillion dollars (most combined of all presidents), has not been the transparent president he said he was going to be, Hillary doesn't even like him, lost the independent vote, gave the auto companies 650 billion dollars that will never be paid back, was not responsible for OBL killing (you can thank the prior administration for guantanamo bay), foreign polices are horrible, zero credentials, a health care system which will go bankrupt, a socialistic approach that will never work… Oh but he now likes the gays. Anybody but Obama '12

        • Indeed

          The auto industry still employs a lot of people in the States. If McCain or Romney had been in the White House, I'm not sure we could say the same.

        • Slappy

          What the fuck does any of this have to with yearbooks? Go away.

        • VintageWookie

          So… The one thing you like was because of the prior administration, but all of the bad stuff is purely his fault…
          We get the same numptys as you here in the UK – things just can't change that quickly my friend; it's all been going to shit all over the world for quite a while now… S'not just his fault!

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #12 Yearbook-Roll

  • Josh

    After a long weekend, there must be better material out there. Come on Chive!

  • Thunderchicken

    Chive, you failed on these !!….boring I have more entertaining farts.

  • AtlChiver


    • Nicholas Loren Verzilli

      i lol'd. with only 17 thumbs up, people must not know how to pronounce nguyen

      • Indeed

        Or the same joke was used when this picture was posted last week…

      • hampsterstand

        They all win!!!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #21 I had to think about that one for a minute. lol

    • chucklesclown

      That's about 60 seconds too long.

      • MonkeyMadness

        Yeah well, I have more important things to think about than to worry what you assholes think.

        • chucklesclown

          Your reply suggests otherwise.

  • CallMeYork

    #3 Looks like Nicholas Brendon.

    • YabbaDabbaDoo

      That's what I though too. The quote also looks like something he'd say.

  • Underbaker

    #24 This man will succeed in life, because A) Females like currency and B) They hate being ignored.

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      Haha parenthetical fail

      • Underbaker

        Next time I use B: or maybe just not use the A) since the shades smiley looks appropriate there.

    • jeff donuts


      • A BiPolar Guy

        no thanks, I don't smoke

    • Young Money

      This translates to "Fuck bitches, get money" – Dwayne Carter

      • ...

        Really? I had to get my thesaurus out for that one.

      • avidd


  • Jack P.

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  • asas

    #23 Oh you!

    • Trav1121

      Makes me think of JD and Turk from Scrubs…

      • chucklesclown

        Which makes me think of Turk being displayed in the same photo for his college brochure twice to illustrate diversity.

  • Trav1121

    #17 That dude is going places! XD

  • Cecil

    #24 Masculinity win. Life win. Pretty much guaranteed win in life. Any Questions?

    • Cecil

      And yes, I realize the Ferengi tie in.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      That pretty much depends on what you think winning in life is. I'm 56 and did not follow this rule. I've seen those who did. I think I've already won and they've already lost. They may think the reverse, and that's fine. We were never playing the same game anyway.

      • LukeTheTerrible

        I agree. I've always valued the pleasant company of ladies more than spending more time making money. So far, so good.

  • SadeShadz

    #8 Sad that I remember the episode xD

  • Tuan Nguyen

    #15 I don't get it…

    • LukeTheTerrible

      Hey Tuan, you've got some good looking sisters !

      • Tuan Nguyen

        Yeah I hear that a lot :-)

    • JMick

      I honestly was like how doesn't he get it, then I saw your name and actually lol'd until the guy in the cubicle next to me asked, and he is also a Nguyen…

    • AtlChiver

      Comment of the day! Thanks for the laugh.

  • Shemonstar

    #4, got it wrong. That was Donatello, not Splinter. It's so cool that I know that!

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