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May 29, 2012 | In: Funny, Nailed It, WTF

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jim

first

Josh

Douche.
Billy

Fuck you Jim
Mango Reinhardt

Dear Chive, please fix the Cascade, Droid, and Lysol auto-play videos on the main page and in the posts. I can't leave your page open at work anymore for fear of ads playing while I try to help customers. This is a problem.

DaddyD

Uh … turn the sound off?
Loyal Chiver

don't go on at work then, dipshit.

Scott

Enough with this first shit. It's annoying
DaddyD

Ignore them. No comments. No thumbs. They'll go away.

whyme1973

#21 Awesome yearbook quote.

Hunter X

ummm. yea. His parents and future kids will be sooo proud.
It should have read, "you want fries with that?"

whyme1973

I see now that having a sense of humor automatically disqualifies one from success in life. Thanks for setting the Chive community straight.

Hunter X

A sense of humor and a distasteful wisecrack are NOT one and the same. Several of the quotes were funny- without being rude, crude, or disgusting. I like a good raunchy joke- but not at funerals, weddings, or other inappropriate times.

annonymous

Ahh yes buzz killington has arrived. Should we look at some etchings?

LoFromWisco

"Now who here likes a good story about a bridge?"

tylrd67

What pithy thing did your yearbook say?

dominantone

by far the best one.

Will

Third
That just happened

first?

MonkeyMadness

Not even close Sparky, you fail at life.

That just happened

hook, line, and sinker. you people are too easy. thanks for being my monkey(pun intended).

MonkeyMadness

Yeah, ok, let's go with that. You're such a worthless troll that you can't even "first" correctly and you try to make it look like I'm the one with no life. You still fail.

Alfred

#12 How to Rick Roll an entire school at once!
Wet_tosti

#12 got rick rolled on chive… Going back to bed! Fuck this!
xxwhodatxx

#15 FOR THE NGUYEN!!!

Fjcruise

Find her……?????

Vent187

ha, i see what you did there…

stonewall_79

Actually Alexandra is pretty nice.

johnny

Emily isn't half bad either

Woop

Emily is better

http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

I'd take them all at once – not a bad one in the bunch.

https://www.facebook.com/peter.j.roy Peter J Roy

The Best of the Class This Year…
Simon

I'm thinking of Professor Frink right now, which is probably wrong.

29er

#13 unfortunately too many teenagers live by this rule. And they have all the wrong role models.
celticsquid

#1 Yay Chewbacca!!!

krh

Check out the stache on Cunningham

J-Z

i was about to say that

MustacheInstitute

stachetastic ! Find Him !!

29er

#22 Gay….for each other

29er

#23

Nobama

"Would you like fries with that?"

–From the handbook 'No, the economy is fine–trust me' by Barack Obama

Biden 2014 (not!)

Job opportunities abound under the Obama administration:
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/McDonald+Resta…

giveapintnotashit

Sadly, there's quite a bit of interest in a minimum wage job. And some of those guy look old enough to be my dad.
waty

The last time the economy was this bad Roosevelt took over and created 26 million new jobs. Obama has a net deficit in jobs created, spend 5 trillion dollars (most combined of all presidents), has not been the transparent president he said he was going to be, Hillary doesn't even like him, lost the independent vote, gave the auto companies 650 billion dollars that will never be paid back, was not responsible for OBL killing (you can thank the prior administration for guantanamo bay), foreign polices are horrible, zero credentials, a health care system which will go bankrupt, a socialistic approach that will never work… Oh but he now likes the gays. Anybody but Obama '12

Slappy

What the fuck does any of this have to with yearbooks? Go away.
VintageWookie

So… The one thing you like was because of the prior administration, but all of the bad stuff is purely his fault…
We get the same numptys as you here in the UK – things just can't change that quickly my friend; it's all been going to shit all over the world for quite a while now… S'not just his fault!
Indeed

The auto industry still employs a lot of people in the States. If McCain or Romney had been in the White House, I'm not sure we could say the same.

Indeed

There's only a Congressional election in 2014, not Presidential. So I doubt Biden will be running.

SaltLakeChiver

#12 Yearbook-Roll
Josh

After a long weekend, there must be better material out there. Come on Chive!
Thunderchicken

Chive, you failed on these !!….boring I have more entertaining farts.
AtlChiver

#15 NGUYENNING!

http://www.facebook.com/nickverzilli Nicholas Loren Verzilli

i lol'd. with only 17 thumbs up, people must not know how to pronounce nguyen

hampsterstand

They all win!!!
Indeed

Or the same joke was used when this picture was posted last week…

MonkeyMadness

#21 I had to think about that one for a minute. lol

chucklesclown

That's about 60 seconds too long.

MonkeyMadness

Yeah well, I have more important things to think about than to worry what you assholes think.

chucklesclown

Your reply suggests otherwise.

CallMeYork

#3 Looks like Nicholas Brendon.

YabbaDabbaDoo

That's what I though too. The quote also looks like something he'd say.

Underbaker

#24 This man will succeed in life, because A) Females like currency and B) They hate being ignored.

TomTheCameraGuy

Haha parenthetical fail

Underbaker

Next time I use B: or maybe just not use the A) since the shades smiley looks appropriate there.

jeff donuts

fag

A BiPolar Guy

no thanks, I don't smoke

Young Money

This translates to "Fuck bitches, get money" – Dwayne Carter

…

Really? I had to get my thesaurus out for that one.
avidd

BIG.

Jack P.

<img src=http://www.wirelessstore.info/ppf3/hax.jpg>I really want to have a signature, it was really worth <img src=http://www.wirelessstore.info/sdfs78/gax.jpg>
asas

#23 Oh you!

Trav1121

Makes me think of JD and Turk from Scrubs…

chucklesclown

Which makes me think of Turk being displayed in the same photo for his college brochure twice to illustrate diversity.

Trav1121

#17 That dude is going places! XD
Cecil

#24 Masculinity win. Life win. Pretty much guaranteed win in life. Any Questions?

Cecil

And yes, I realize the Ferengi tie in.
A BiPolar Guy

That pretty much depends on what you think winning in life is. I'm 56 and did not follow this rule. I've seen those who did. I think I've already won and they've already lost. They may think the reverse, and that's fine. We were never playing the same game anyway.

http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

I agree. I've always valued the pleasant company of ladies more than spending more time making money. So far, so good.

SadeShadz

#8 Sad that I remember the episode xD
Tuan Nguyen

#15 I don't get it…

JMick

I honestly was like how doesn't he get it, then I saw your name and actually lol'd until the guy in the cubicle next to me asked, and he is also a Nguyen…
AtlChiver

Comment of the day! Thanks for the laugh.
http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

Hey Tuan, you've got some good looking sisters !

Tuan Nguyen

Yeah I hear that a lot

Shemonstar

#4, got it wrong. That was Donatello, not Splinter. It's so cool that I know that!

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