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May 29, 2012 |
In: Funny, Nailed It, WTF
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Category: Funny, Nailed It, WTF
Fuck you Jim
Dear Chive, please fix the Cascade, Droid, and Lysol auto-play videos on the main page and in the posts. I can't leave your page open at work anymore for fear of ads playing while I try to help customers. This is a problem.
Uh … turn the sound off?
don't go on at work then, dipshit.
Enough with this first shit. It's annoying
Ignore them. No comments. No thumbs. They'll go away.
#21 Awesome yearbook quote.
ummm. yea. His parents and future kids will be sooo proud.
It should have read, "you want fries with that?"
I see now that having a sense of humor automatically disqualifies one from success in life. Thanks for setting the Chive community straight.
A sense of humor and a distasteful wisecrack are NOT one and the same. Several of the quotes were funny- without being rude, crude, or disgusting. I like a good raunchy joke- but not at funerals, weddings, or other inappropriate times.
Ahh yes buzz killington has arrived. Should we look at some etchings?
"Now who here likes a good story about a bridge?"
What pithy thing did your yearbook say?
by far the best one.
Not even close Sparky, you fail at life.
hook, line, and sinker. you people are too easy. thanks for being my monkey(pun intended).
Yeah, ok, let's go with that. You're such a worthless troll that you can't even "first" correctly and you try to make it look like I'm the one with no life. You still fail.
#12 How to Rick Roll an entire school at once!
#12 got rick rolled on chive… Going back to bed! Fuck this!
#15 FOR THE NGUYEN!!!
ha, i see what you did there…
Actually Alexandra is pretty nice.
Emily isn't half bad either
Emily is better
I'd take them all at once – not a bad one in the bunch.
The Best of the Class This Year…
I'm thinking of Professor Frink right now, which is probably wrong.
#13 unfortunately too many teenagers live by this rule. And they have all the wrong role models.
#1 Yay Chewbacca!!!
Check out the stache on Cunningham
i was about to say that
stachetastic ! Find Him !!
#22 Gay….for each other
"Would you like fries with that?"
–From the handbook 'No, the economy is fine–trust me' by Barack Obama
Job opportunities abound under the Obama administration:
Sadly, there's quite a bit of interest in a minimum wage job. And some of those guy look old enough to be my dad.
The last time the economy was this bad Roosevelt took over and created 26 million new jobs. Obama has a net deficit in jobs created, spend 5 trillion dollars (most combined of all presidents), has not been the transparent president he said he was going to be, Hillary doesn't even like him, lost the independent vote, gave the auto companies 650 billion dollars that will never be paid back, was not responsible for OBL killing (you can thank the prior administration for guantanamo bay), foreign polices are horrible, zero credentials, a health care system which will go bankrupt, a socialistic approach that will never work… Oh but he now likes the gays. Anybody but Obama '12
What the fuck does any of this have to with yearbooks? Go away.
So… The one thing you like was because of the prior administration, but all of the bad stuff is purely his fault…
We get the same numptys as you here in the UK – things just can't change that quickly my friend; it's all been going to shit all over the world for quite a while now… S'not just his fault!
The auto industry still employs a lot of people in the States. If McCain or Romney had been in the White House, I'm not sure we could say the same.
There's only a Congressional election in 2014, not Presidential. So I doubt Biden will be running.
After a long weekend, there must be better material out there. Come on Chive!
Chive, you failed on these !!….boring I have more entertaining farts.
i lol'd. with only 17 thumbs up, people must not know how to pronounce nguyen
They all win!!!
Or the same joke was used when this picture was posted last week…
#21 I had to think about that one for a minute. lol
That's about 60 seconds too long.
Yeah well, I have more important things to think about than to worry what you assholes think.
Your reply suggests otherwise.
#3 Looks like Nicholas Brendon.
That's what I though too. The quote also looks like something he'd say.
#24 This man will succeed in life, because A) Females like currency and B) They hate being ignored.
Haha parenthetical fail
Next time I use B: or maybe just not use the A) since the shades smiley looks appropriate there.
no thanks, I don't smoke
This translates to "Fuck bitches, get money" – Dwayne Carter
Really? I had to get my thesaurus out for that one.
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#23 Oh you!
Makes me think of JD and Turk from Scrubs…
Which makes me think of Turk being displayed in the same photo for his college brochure twice to illustrate diversity.
#17 That dude is going places! XD
#24 Masculinity win. Life win. Pretty much guaranteed win in life. Any Questions?
And yes, I realize the Ferengi tie in.
That pretty much depends on what you think winning in life is. I'm 56 and did not follow this rule. I've seen those who did. I think I've already won and they've already lost. They may think the reverse, and that's fine. We were never playing the same game anyway.
I agree. I've always valued the pleasant company of ladies more than spending more time making money. So far, so good.
#8 Sad that I remember the episode xD
#15 I don't get it…
I honestly was like how doesn't he get it, then I saw your name and actually lol'd until the guy in the cubicle next to me asked, and he is also a Nguyen…
Comment of the day! Thanks for the laugh.
Hey Tuan, you've got some good looking sisters !
Yeah I hear that a lot
#4, got it wrong. That was Donatello, not Splinter. It's so cool that I know that!
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