99 problems and a b#$!ch IS one (25 photos)

I guess this sign should kill my GF's jealousy lol

WTF?! One has teeth!

Your sock drawer is full of flesh light's that resemble the mouths of men and assorted childhood monsters?

The blue ones…people actually prefer the busted ravioli?

diggin the avatar inserts bro

Fleshlight.com check it out

Not sure if green one is for the Hulk or Shrek.

#6 fixed it

Skynet will become self-aware

Lego Mindstorm level 1000

Mind Blown

I'm glad that he's using his powers for something like this rather than evil.

This might however be a scale model of the Death Star.

Backfired

My god, this looks like my cousin

hoverhand level: disbelief

And still his best friend… <img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111129200047/disney/images/4/42/Woody_Toy_Story_2.jpg&quot; width="200">

he's just counting the seconds before he can sit down hide his boner

Doesn't matter, came close to having sex

thats huskystarcraft on the far right

Johnny Test

I think it's Blink 182.

kill me if i am wrong, but wouldn't a better use for the 916 be riding it?

I don't know that I'd wanna sit under that :/

yes. yes it is.

There better be a running one in the garage. Otherwise this makes me cry a little.

Uh I wonder if he will give it to me since he is not gonna use it…

Why is this in a nerd post? Is it because he has it on the wall and not on the street?

One of the best shows of the last decade.

LOVE THAT SHOW.

I'm disabled

Did you see that ludicrious display last night….

die in a fire

Who the fuck is kanye west?

You like fish dicks too!

That blonde needs to fucking chill, she's a little uptight!

people have youtube parties?

who the fuck has youtube parties? I just call that a slow work day.

Who the fuck has YouTube parties ?????

Probably shouldnt have taken this from xkcd without permission or credit :

If you are gonna post someone else's work, give them the credit they deserve. Randall Munroe is a funny as hell webcomic artist. Check him out at http://xkcd.com/.

A big rodent… Not sure what is hugging it.

Pretty sure that's a Capybara.

That would be a capybara, largest rodent in the world.

I don't think you should be hugging that chupacabra, sir…

ROUS.

' a rodent of unusual size'

Voldemort?

Paula

I think they're just severely distorted, trying to see what that guy is doing, without looking like she's looking at him.

thats what you were looking at?

The way you said that reminds me of conkers bad fur day, the teddies! Good times

It's a Capybara

not enough thumbs up

That's my brother. Don't let his weight or revolting looks fool you. He's a pussy magnet.

That's Francis

No, Moss is awesome.

I think Afro-American is the term you're looking for

1) Google "largest rodent in the world wiki"
2) Examine the first link (no need to click on it)

#12 – I think that's Hank Green from Vlogbrothers. Any Nerdfighters out there?

It's a Capybara (or capivara), it's a South American Rodent, it's not a threatened species, but it's under "protection" here in Brazil, due unbridled hunting.

CAPYBARA
—
capybara |ˌkapəˈberə, -ˈbärə|
noun ( pl. same or capybaras )
a South American mammal that resembles a giant, long-legged guinea pig. It lives in groups near water and is the largest living rodent.

The capybara is either Garibaldi or Caplin Rous.

That's what I said, but Betty White is right, they can take a pounding.

Why is your sock drawer full of flesh lights that resemble the mouths of men and assorted childhood monsters? We're through!

For…getting…diabetes

If… you're… 14…