McDonald’s never looked so damn fancy

As per the photographer’s request the full gallery can be viewed at Scoutingny

  • MOAR

    Hopefully it has a fancy bathroom too.

    • Sal gambino

      i swear to god, since i was little, i swore i heard ghost noises in that bathroom my entire life.
      And no, theyre normal bathrooms.. haha

    • April C.

      Most new ones have those creepy black toilets…not a fan.

  • Tom

    Fancy diabetes

  • Jakki

    why on earth would they prefer the traditional model? Mcdonald's are an eyesore…

    • Bigbigbig

      No, that's your mother.

    • Leddy420

      Brand recognition

      • holyshititsadick

        You got it. What kid from out of town is going to recognize that building as a McD's and scream for his Happy Meal? I'll give kudos to McDonalds, though- they work with communities who want to avoid the over-commercialization of today. My town would not grant them a permit to rebuild/remodel their existing facility unless it conformed to the general downtown architecture. Turned out to be a very nice design and still recognizable.

        • Roger

          They will see the "Big M" as my son calls it and they will know….

        • jeff

          there is a normal one about 2 miles down the same road from this one

    • Simon

      McDonald's would prefer it because it would be cheaper.

  • AtlChiver

    Too bad they still serve the same crap.

  • D.Beetus

    Fancy idiot named Tom who doesn't have the first clue as to how people develop diabetes–and will no doubt now run off to Wikimoronia to find something to cut and paste.

    • Gnarboots123

      Look out we got a bad ass over here

    • Tom

      So, lifestyle factors like eating fast food, which can cause weight gain which leads to being overweight which is a factor in developing Type 2 diabetes, doesn't really actually happen? Oh, thank goodness! You know, for awhile, I really thought all that medical mumbo jumbo about being overweight and how it is unhealthy, was really starting to make sense, but you've shown me the light! All those people saying you need to lose weight because it can lead to diabetes were just blowing smoke up our asses? Or better yet, they were just shoving cheeseburgers up 'em, right?

      How's about next time you stop being so bigoted and generally degrading towards people and treat 'em with a little respect. You could get a lot farther in life. KCCO.

      • Frank

        I think it's funny that you blame a burger joint, and not the fat ass.

        "McDonalds made me eat burgers everyday and not exercise!"

  • dewarz

    Nifty.. now I can get a side of fancy with my bubble guts.

  • BostonRugger

    Can I supersize that?

  • Smithers25

    It'd almost be worth eating terrible McD's food just to go there

  • Klú

    I bet the restrooms are still a mess

  • Adam

    There is one in Asheville North Carolina that looks like a log cabin.

  • organix85

    They need a ball pit.

  • chivefoundit


    Still can't keep the idiots from plowing into the side of the building.

  • Levian

    Lol that's awesome. If your poor bring your date here, she can't say it isn't a fancy restaurant!

  • Leddy420

    What's up with the audio ads that play automatically? Does wonders for my undercover chiving

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Turn the speakers off, dude.

      • Leddy420

        I was listening to Led Zeppelin!

        • Unfkngblvbl

          …and you're worried about somebody hearing an ad?

          • Leddy420

            Cause listening to music means you're not working, right? I feel sorry for you if I need to explain this any further.

    • The_Dood

      Firefox + Adblock plus

      • Leddy420

        I don't care about normal ads, just the audio ones – I've been browsing the chive daily for the past 7 months. This is the first time I've come to an article and had an ad blasting audio through my speakers. I remember reading a post from thechive about how some advertisers are sneaking in audio ads, which they do not approve.

        • The_Dood

          I've used firefox the entire time I've been browsing theChive – about two years now. And I haven't heard an ad in at least a year and a half. I'm just giving you the easiest solution to your problem. It also works on other sites. I'm not sure if it's AB+ or something else, but I don't see commercials on southparkstudios either, but I do in chrome and ie.

  • TCSthesecond

    But do they have the McRib?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      no, but they have a McFilet Mignon.

  • theloosesock

    Been here before, I couldn't believe I was in a Mc'Ds .. keepin it classy chive on!

  • fizzle

    An honest-to-God McMansion.

  • Weedo

    Lipstick on a pig?

  • Brent Misfeldt

    It'd be a lot cooler if it was a brewery!
    What a waste of a cool house.

    • Schadeboy

      I had a similar comment. Although I wouldn't have picked brewery, but still they took an historic mansion and built it into the worlds worst fast food joint. That's like turning a church into a used car lot. Sad.

  • Kodos

    still has squalling brats in the Playland?

  • B-to-the-H

    #7, #8 – Pretty cool looking dining area.

    #14 – Not gonna lie. I kinda expected the crew members to be wearing bow ties and white gloves with how fancy everything looks.

    • George Zip

      Anybody remember Farrell's Ice Cream? That's what I thought of when I saw this. Figured the same re/the uniform you mention.

  • Bradyized

    Yea, we keep it classy in New York. Well…. sometimes at least…

    • Jenn

      At least on Long Island we do!

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  • ColaChiver

    Oh you fancy huh?

  • whyme1973

    Stay classy, McDonald's.

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