Security guards are at their most alert when they’re napping on the job (31 Photos)

Or so I’m told…

  • leah_bee

    Half these fat fucks couldn't run down a troublemaker if their lives depended on it. I'm impressed by the (likely armed) prison guard… dude's like "Send this to my moms, tell her I'll be out before dinner."

    • BreakingBad

      They don't arm prison guards. I would be more concerned about the keys on her belt.

  • GI Joe

    #9 Is the worst. "Here's the keys boys……"

    • KPD

      Agreed. I am a corrections sergeant and she should be fired. She is putting herself and all of her co workers at risk! Scum bag!

  • TXCherokee

    #31 – This one isn't laziness. It's quite possible this is during/after a SWAT action/training. Either way, the teams switch out and these guys sleep when they can.

    • Frank

      Or, ya know… he's just being lazy.

  • Anonymous

    #18 I used to work for that company. There were mornings when on parking detail that I would nap for a bit.

  • noname

    Finally, a black and Asian post.

  • LukeTheTerrible

    Probably second or third jobs for some of them. But the cops deserve no such excuse.

  • Bradyized

    #9 is that a prison?!?!? FAIL

  • echogeo

    Who remembers the scene in Pink Floyd's, The Wall when the girl puts her gum in the guard's mouth & goes down on him so her friends can get into the concert?

    • Simon

      no, but you have made me curious to see it now.

  • Steve Dampman

    wastes of life ..

  • Holden McGroin

    #27. Is that Lt. Frank Drebin?

  • Chicago Sean

    #11 Typical Russian cop

  • voice in your head

    Yet some how i feel safer.


    As security guard, I could provide another gallery with just my coworkers.


    They're probably all on their union appointed nap time. So they HAVE to nap or lose their job.

  • dantheman7

    #9 Is hilarious, but why wouldn't he grab the keys or her tits?

    • IDon'tKnow

      Those are nice keys!

  • dantheman7

    #20 what the hell is he guarding?

    • Carmelita Mayrant Henesley

      duh! The trees. LOL

  • Applefish

    #15 No big deal, he's obviously got backup!

    • Isis


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  • freddy boy

    #11 This is why China will rule the earth and not Russia.

  • fresh.ta.death

    Still got paid

  • wjaram

    They're not napping. They're just baiting the robbers into a false sense of security.

  • TCSthesecond

    Are they not keeping calm?

  • Tim

    #31 and #24 had GUNS!!! I guess I should have more emphasis on HAD.

  • Big Joe

    #29 looks like he's filling in for Craig and DayDay!

  • KayakAggie

    Looks like #30 is having a good dream.

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