The Chivette of the Week: Haley Almeida

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Is there something in the water in Alberta, Canada? We have so many Chivettes submitting from Alberta I'm considering a meetup in that awesome province. Haley, the stage is yours:

Hey Chivers,

Well how do I write about myself? I'll try to keep it as simple as possible!

My name is Haley, my friends call me Hales, family and some close friends call me booboo or wiggles. Laugh it up.
Also, I couldn't have a better family!

I have worked independently, I've owned a business for quite a while now. I am a mobile stylist for weddings, grads, photo shoots, and other events. I love what I do.

My passions are cooking and fitness, I love cooking for large groups of people.

I'm 21 years old, an old soul with a young heart. I like to climb trees as a kid, I still do… like, a lot.

So since everyone is probably wondering what my tattoo says, I'll just hint that it is a paragraph of merged Audrey Hepburn quotes.
My dorky side is very dear to me because I try to stay beautiful inside by being kind to others.

I'm the polar opposite of a girly-girl. I loathe shopping, malls, makeup, and I don't watch 'Gossip Girl'.

Lastly, I'd like to give a shout out to my small home town of Stony Plain/Spruce Grove, Alberta. There's a lot of Chivers here and I'm so proud to be your Chivette.

I love the Chive! Keep Calm & Chive On Chivers and Chivettes!

Say hello to Haley on her Twitter page.

Say hi to Haley on her Twitter Page.

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  • HOOK

    Holy shit your beautiful

    • VaderWRX

      WOW, this girl is on point.

      • Headroom

        Alberta has a stupid amount of beautiful woman. I highly recommend going to Calgary, this year, at the begining of July, for the 100th aniversary of the Stampede. Insane

        • Truth

          Fuck Calgary

          • Ollie

            I suppose we could do it in Edmonton for their annual event, the Oilers receiving the first overall draft pick.

        • Caleb

          Done, i'm in Headroom, you son of a bitch. Do everything YOU want to do.

          But really, I just looked into it and am going.

      • elliott

        sorta… pretends to be a nerd thats kinda lame but at least she is pretty

        • GuinessHangover

          100% agreed. hate that fake nerd shit.

    • Baxpin

      This one's a keeper.

    • jon

      Show your tits or GTFO.

    • Martin_McFly

      and though we all may be sitting down, know we're giving you a standing ovation.

    • fo sho


      • HOOK

        Nothing worse than a "Grammar Troll" to ruin the moment.

        • Hook

          "Show em a right and feed em a left" AKA "The Hook"

        • wrong

          Nothing worse than an idiot with poor grammar to ruin the moment.

          • HOOK

            Nice, you're on the Chive searching for grammatical error's??…..And who looks foolish? Tool.

            • The_Dood

              You don't have to search. They're everywhere. If you read the comments with a functional brain, you'll spot them everywhere.

            • its_forge


            • Matt

              I'd say your superfluous apostrophe makes YOU look the fool.

              • Chivewhore

                Ya'll talkin crazy shit here.Cut our fellow Chiver some appreciation and stop with the "Harvard high brow" bro.

    • Travis

      Her beautiful what?

    • thzchic

      why the name hook

    • I think i'm in love

      This girls only a year older than me? the fuck am I doing with my life!

      • 3987

        ……….what does that even mean?

    • GuinessHangover

      why does every chick have a weird fixation with either Audrey Hepburn or Marilyn Monroe?

      • Matt

        Because they're both utterly gorgeous?

        • Cat

          i know what he means(i've noticed it too). they were utterly gorgeous, ok, but i ain't gonna go getting tattoos of them…..

  • Larry Longarms

    I'd eat apple sauce from her butthole.

    • thatguy

      That seems like a waste of perfectly good applesauce, and a waste of a perfectly good butthole.

      • just wow

        I'm just picturing this girl's face as she's reading these comments…you would what from my where?

    • Kodos

      you sure that's applesauce?

      • Hank

        it's chocolate applesauce

    • HaHa

      That would be assholesauce

    • BOOM!

      I'd eat buttsauce from her applehole.

      • Bud

        Well played sir

      • JOn

        Well played from all parties.

    • DB Conor

      I'd do pretty much anything she asked. Hell, I'd even go to Canada!

      On the Barney Stinson Hot/Crazy scale, she could be an active serial killer and still be above the line.

    • Derpin

      Funny, your mom did that to me last night!

  • ray


  • HOOK

    Yoga pants and lean, what more could you ask for….Stunning.

    • LukeTheTerrible

      i don't know, hips maybe?

      • Guest

        Too skinny for my liking

        • Scott Evil


    • Always Last

      Here we go, all theChive trolls running off another woman because she doesn't fit their internet manliness criteria….

  • My_3_Things

    You had me at #19… oh heck what am I saying, you had me at #1

  • Benjamin

    Like Deer in Headlights….."Auhhh-Baaaaaaaaa….."

    • Macro

      Is that dude icing down his nipples?!

    • Ricky_Ross

      Looks like a bunch of virgins

      • Chiving Virgin

        you misspelled "chivers".

    • LukeTheTerrible

      Funny! All the boys look scared! is she babysitting?

      • Ricky_Ross

        haha. They're scared of that superhuman gap that she has

  • BigPup

    #7 #13 GREAT choice Chive keep up the good work!

  • Adam

    Damn! Chivettes are the best!

    • Daniel Tosh

      To all the Chivettes just to let you know I FAP to your pictures

    • i heart chivettes

      #8 what a smoke show. Absolutely stunning. Fuck it i'm moving to Alberta

  • Eh...


    • I Hate Trolls

      Leave kid!

    • Aoi

      Agree. she looks like my ex… im tired of her shit, nothing personal Haley, lol.

      • @pezatsea

        I agree also. Beautiful yes but…Where's The Beef?!

        • MasterFlash

          It's called being in shape.

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #20 Wow, just wow

    • nate

      untouchable smile….i wish my fiance didn't watch gossip girl :'(

  • Average Chiver

    Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap

    • Bill Clinton

      creepy…but true. these girls know it too. they love knowing that guys jerkoff to their pics

      • Daniel Tosh

        they're nothing but attention whores.

        • Cullu

          100% agreed. i'll fap, but they're still a bunch of low self-esteem, attention mongering, internet pin-ups.

    • Taco_Depot

      i don't know why this is downvoted b/c i am totally going to fap to this.

  • The2nd

    WOW only thing i love about living in Alberta

  • driftwoodprose

    #11 Right.

    • Leeks

      The sexy onesie is pretty hard to pull off, I certainly wouldn't mind the opportunity to try though.

  • I-Need-$$

    #19 OH GOD!

    • shampoo boy

      This girl is obviously comfortable with herself, she's unique and she seems to have a good sense of humor. Top shelf-

      • Jessica Condrey

        strategically placed Xbox controller…its always xbox with these girls.
        why no PS3 girl gamers? Am I the only one?

      • Come on son

        "comfortable with herself, she's unique"

        amazing how you could tell from just a few pictures lol

  • yupppp

    I would marry you right now!

    • true story

      ok guys, a little tip: comments like this are what scare chicks off immediately, take it down a notch and you may have a shot-

      • shralp

        Dang, I was going to say I'd marry her too…hoping she would specifically reply to me and my anonymous name and say YES! But, because of your brilliant insight on internet comments, I will refrain.

      • Notfoolish

        If you thought he was being serious and expected a real response then you sir are the fool.

        • I agree

          it's the mentality, not the literal communication between that douche and this girl you wank-

        • Kathy

          *sigh* no one thought he was serious. doesn't make it any less pathetic.

          • Fkn Nick, Duh

            Actually it does. How does being serious versus totally kidding not negate most, if not all, of the patheticness. If any patheticness if not negated after the fact that it's a Chive comment already. Dumb bitch.

    • bakdoorsmash

      thats ment to say i would poontang u right now!

  • Ricky Ross

    My mind is completely blown

  • Josh

    #19 You had me at the sound of your zipper going down…

    • Bollyver

      Where do you find bud light in Canada?

  • Nick

    #4 She does TRX – Winning!

  • AtlChiver

    #33 Too sexy!

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    Just like the comet: Rare, Striking, and Beautiful.

  • KillaCal

    #33 damn rights reppin us Canadians amazingly as always. I second that vote for an Alberta meet up… you should do it in Calgary over the Stampede next month… Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth!

    • etown

      should probably do it somewhere that doesnt gargle cock

    • Calgary _al

      too bad with so many d-bag dudes in Calgary it would likely be a sausage fest.

    • Stefan

      Second or 5th!? should definitely hit the Stampede.

      And Haley rocks !!!

    • Cmac

      Chive Party at the Stampede…. someone set this up immediately

    • Randyl

      Thats a great idea!!

    • WhoDat

      I was going to suggest the Stampede as well. It would be fitting for them come to the 100th anniversary.

    • normurai

      chive stampede 2k12!!!

  • thatguy

    #32 Trying to, wish you would give us a better shot for the next hump dar!

    • RoastedNuts

      Sorry, don't see a hump there. Anyone have some syrup from those pancakes?

      • Not a chubby chaser.

        Yeah with a side of cellulite for your fat girl craving. Sorry, but this is what an in shape girl looks like.

    • Fkn Nick, Duh

      That ass is mediocre at best. Stop kidding yourself. And, PLEASE, say something like "like you get nicer ass". Because, frankly, you don't know, and I do. Fuck ya bud.

    • John

      Doesn't she kind of look like Pippa Middleton? Same ass and all.

  • AfterDark

    Fit girls rock #4

  • whyme1973

    #7 Hot athletic body. Send more.

    • AfterDark

      And yoga pants!

  • Ricky Ross

    #23 Chive you just found a fucking unicorn

    • SMT

      in the kitchen too!

      • I agree

        stfu douchewad…those abs belong on a pedestal, not microwaving your Beefaroni while you watch sports center-

        • Daniel Tosh

          "on a pedestal"? lol what a fag.

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