Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • guthrie

    #11 pogo pro to pogo fail

    • guthrie

      and FIRST!!!

      • babyfartmagizax

        wow, you're trying to make everyone look bad eh? not just me

    • HOOK

      #10 MMMF.

    • Pat_Bateman1

      I imagine the split second b/t the time the handle got stuck and and he landed was the most terror filled moment of his life.

  • bryan

    First

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      So close…… douche

      • guthrie

        you're right i was first. old bitch.

    • DaddyD

      Ignore them, and they will go away. No comments. No thumbs.

      • Dave Braunstein

        I tried ignoring you, but you haven't gone away……

  • Yoga Pants 2012

    For Taylor Morris! Chive On brother!

    • MET

      u tryna get a thumbs up bra? Using mr.morris as a pawn for your thumbs gain? Shameful.

      • svp

        why would my thumbs need a bra? 🙂

        • MET

          They wouldnt need a bra, bro. If you were going to dissect the comment you couldve went for the I like putting thumbs up bras. but that would be lame. No where did I insinuate that thumbs need bras.

          • Woop

            Cool story bro. Tell it again.

  • That

    #12 Fuck no..wtf

    • bojo

      couldn't have said it better myself

    • Jed

      What's up dog?

    • Dave

      Snoop D Oh Double Gizzy

    • Cathy

      Look! It 's Scooby Doo!

    • Double G

      *insert lame dog joke here*

      • Testing

        *insert lame **insert here** joke here*

        • Failed

          HAHAHAHA you used the same comment he used against him you're so cool and witty…

    • thorthechiver

      Scumbag Scooby wants to know if you got any scooby snax

    • Sleepless

      This will haunt my life forever

  • http://www.facebook.com/MichJackman Michael Jackman

    #8
    very clever, cant get to the waves, bring them to you!

    • Doctor U.S.

      Bad photoshop.

  • steve b

    Where's the Taylor Morris update?? KCCO Taylor! No down payment. The whole thing!

    • chivepolice

      E-Z. The updates are in the original post. Who woulda thought of checking there?

      • Lisa

        Just because you may have a dick, doesn't mean you need to be one.

        • Doctor U.S.

          No, it means we GET to Lisa..

          • Chris

            That's like a woman saying "I have the pussy, I make the rules." Both are bullshit.

            I can't wait to see you walk Taylor!!!

            • Dr. Chim Ritchels

              No Chris, it means you take the internet too seriously.

            • ngrfgt

              since when does a pussy mean you get to make the rules?

              if having a dick means you get to be one, having a pussy means you get to be one…?

            • haeddre

              Supposedly he has with his prosthetics… He's amazing

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          No, we get to choose!

          Oh wait, forget I said that, never mind….

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Fan testimonial: "I made the testimonials? I'm not sure whether to be flattered or concerned. – MarthaJeane"

          • Brainssssss

            Should you be out grazing or something, you fucking water buffalo? Or maybe trapping small planets in your orbit?

            • Simon

              Well, that got weird really quickly.

            • tyler

              Pretty sure that there would be no "trapping" if there were two objects in the same orbit. I think you meant "gravitational pull." If you're going to crack an overused joke, at least do it correctly.

    • https://www.facebook.com/kingsofbridgetown Christopher Butto

      On his thread. They are at $143,000

      • steve b

        Thanks guys. The Late Night Update came up right after or while I commented. Got some alert Chivers out there tonight…

    • prop

      Someone please explain calling others chivers and Kcco Bro, Ima chiver, Im chiving….I get what yall are doing but I don't understand why you do it. Are people in search of an Identity and they feel like these random strangers are there brothers and sisters for not other reason than looking at funny pics all day? Not bein a troll here people. Just wanting an explanation.

      • Indeid

        excellent question, prop. prepare to read some cheesy bullshit about how the chive is completely and totally different than any other site because it's helped raise money for those in need(props for that though), even though it pilfers content from other websites. which is supposed to be okay, because being unoriginal is okay as long as everyone else is doing it too.

      • IM CHIVING MOM!

        Thank you! The whole 'Chive On' KCCO, think bugs me to no end. All they did was swipe a more popular, clever phrase and make it totally nonsensical. I'd love for someone to explain what the hell it means to Chive On outside of the fact the original phrase is 'Keep Calm and Carry On'

        They've done a marvellous job of creating a false community for directionless shlubs to feel like part of something. All the while they make money on selling these fools tshirts to show their membership. (Also why they always post of guys in Chive shirts next to hot girls.)

        • WakaWaka

          ICM…perfect explanation. Reminds me of the KONY video that came out…all these people are screaming to donate! They get you emotionally invested. This line "They've done a marvellous job of creating a false community for directionless shlubs to feel like part of something. All the while they make money on selling these fools tshirts to show their membership." is the perfect explanation of your ordinary "chiver". Helping people is great…but this community thing is ridiculous. Internet money!

          • my5tika1cll

            U Mad Bro?

  • Yoga Pants 2012

    How funny would it be if #15 got pulled over by #30!

  • Aust1n

    #31

    "………..FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"

    • BKIMMS

      pick up your effing skateboard

    • Frankee

      LOL

    • Kenton

      Wedding Crashers nubes.

      • Frankee

        And Will Ferrell said that.. everyone should know ;] so i don't know why i get minuses ;p

  • Beena

    #22
    Can't blame him for trying.

    • Dave

      Best pussy ever!

    • Static

      where the fk is this sad excuse for a zoo?

      New exhibit coming soon… the "Tigrador"

      • Rufio

        It's a Chinese zoo. They throw dogs in the tiger cage for food.

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Oh love….it could lead you to dangerous places and make very poor desitions

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Living the Dream

    • GrayDog

      Funnier as a demotivational poster: http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=luckys+last+p

    • tuy

      Eye of the tiger!

    • Basefuck!

      I do what I want. Lol

  • dashete

    #2 Tragedy: When the girl with the biggest boobs in the group is a goth.

    • Doctor U.S.

      She's also the fattest, so boobs don't factor in if you have standards.

      • dashete

        Don't come at me with these lofty concepts like "standards".

        • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=722809282 Oliver Vorian Wang

          yea, but you're still holding yourself to one.

    • Dusty

      Goth chicks still have vaginas, right? I don't see a point to your statement.

      • mickey

        …could be a TRAP…

    • Vent187

      Check out the chick on the far right.

    • Is this Russia?

      A tragedy to some is a typical Вторник in Russia.

  • https://www.facebook.com/kingsofbridgetown Christopher Butto

    Kcco, happy weekend chivers

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #22 OMFG!!!!!!! MOOOAAAR!!!! That is SOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!

    • potato

      so you're into bestiality and interracial? eww

    • https://www.facebook.com/Zondorf Steven Ray Kenney

      That's so sick yet so funny!

  • faceless_jok3r

    #22 and on this day not a single fuck was given if you know what I mean

    • Yoga Pants 2012

      Finest of the exotic pussy. And this dog has gotten it.

  • https://www.facebook.com/chrisdemunbrun Christopher DeMunbrun

    Minus a few chairs away from a human cetepede…..They shouldn't plany around with the concept, just saying….
    http://thechive.com/2012/06/01/daily-morning-awes

    • Rocks Off

      Dude, next time just say your lame comment with the pound sign and the number of the photo next to it, like this: #10 . See?

      • mctrippa

        £ – pound
        # – hash

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          # – on automated phone calls do they say "please press hash to continue" where you're from?

        • Rocks Off

          "In Commonwealth English, the symbol is usually called the hash and the corresponding telephone key is called the hash key. In American English, the symbol is usually called the pound sig] (outside the US, this term often describes instead the British currency symbol "£") and the telephone key is called the pound key. In Canadian English, this key is most frequently called the pound key but also in some circumstances the number sign key."
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_sign

          #- Pound Sign, never heard it called any other way.

        • its_forge

          £ – pound as in unit of money
          # – pound as in unit of weight

    • Chris DeHurrDurr

      Christopher, please get off the internet until you learn how to spell and comment with at least the most basic of ability.

  • Lower

    #6
    This kids going to be just fine.

    • Lower

      Kid's

      • Dave Braunstein

        *kidss

    • Maynard B.

      Where's that on display?

      • Burger

        Wings Over The Rockies Air Museum in Denver, Colorado.

    • Mike

      I painted most of the aircraft in this museum! WooHoo! I'm famous!!

  • Slim Jim

    #22, like a boss

    • Dr. Chim Ritchels

      "like a boss" got played out a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago.

      • tralfaz

        It's coming back, didn't you hear.

        • chucklesclown

          Coming back like a … I can't bring myself to do it. It's dead.

          • Woop

            It's dead jim.

  • Chicago Sean

    #1 Not impressed after Taylor Morris' story

    • Cody

      Moron

      • Chicago Sean

        Sorry. It's just hard to be impressed by anything after what he has overcome. I didn't intend to be insensitive. I apologize if my initial comment was taken that way.

        • Facefaceface

          The problem is the syntax in your original comment makes it seem like the dude on the bike wasn't impressed and decided to rip the piss using his limbs. at least that's what I read until I saw your second comment.

          • guesty

            how the fuck do you gather that? that speaks more to your cynical nature than the intent of the post. because the man left out a simple "i am" at the beginning of his post you cant figure it out? the first thing you think of is, "everyone's trying to one-up taylor morris"?

            so self-centered, cynical, and stupid that i had a hard comprehending how you could misunderstand. you can't figure out what sean is talking about, then you use a phrase like "rip the piss"? WTF does that mean? you're pulling the piss out of something? you brits should spend more time at the orthodontist and less time make stupid cracks in the comments section. complaining about syntax while ripping piss. i wish i could strangle you.

            • syntax be damned

              implying that an able bodied man is trying to one-up taylor by riding a wheelie, is just a bizarre conclusion to seans statement. sean, you didn't insult anyone with an IQ above 70, and while it's nice to be considerate of the handicapped, this one didn't warrant an apology.

  • Magnus

    #3 It looks like she just found a purpose.

    • 6655321

      To fill glasses with urine?

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000061088763 Jose Castro

    #35 atleast Aquaman will always have his fishes 😛

    • Grammar Nazi

      *fish

    • hii

      thats robin

      • Dr. Chim Ritchels

        nobody asked

        • Derpedo

          Welcome to the fucking internet, Eye-n-steen. Nobody asked you for your two cents either, but you felt compelled to give it, so unless you wanna take it back, shut the f!ck up and tits or gtfo.

    • 09434

      Aquaman would kick Batman's ass in a fight.

  • TimTomTominson

    #32 Girl Skate Video – Yeah Right.

    • Random Black Guy

      That is a classic

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      directed by spike jonze. great vid.

    • Vent187

      One of the best.

    • http://www.facebook.com/brian.rosnick Brian Rosnick

      Hovershoes

    • Blackcok

      Skating on nothing???? YEAH RIGHT!!!

  • BIG ROB

    lucky 17th

  • Lisa

    #10 This chick literally has levels of friend zoning. Wow. Being the guy on the bottom would suck…and not in any of the really nice ways. 😦

    • HOOK

      MMMF??

    • albert

      as you can see the strategy from the one below looks away from the camera to show hes no in pain lol.

  • Jules

    So, I can't figure out what's funny/weird about #20. Help?

    • chivepolice

      to whom does the long arm in the center belong to? it's befuddling.

      • SociallyAwkward

        Guy in the green, if you look close enough you can see the start of his shoulder…

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          someone's wearing green?

        • tapsnapornap

          and that it's a right hand, not a left hand.

    • Lisa

      The guys arms line up. To me, it looks like the guy on the lefts arm is abnormally long and his hand is twisted 180 degrees from where it should be.

    • SociallyAwkward

      It looks like the guys have one conjoining arms.

    • Jules

      Ahhh, I see it now. Thanks! 🙂

    • Trav1121

      Ohhhh the arm… I thought it was weird/funny cuz the chick on the right's dress kinda looked like it was made out of garbage glued together! My bad.

    • Peter

      Thank you! Didn't see it at first. Where the heck do you get a blue vest/bow tie like that?

      Ah innocent high schoolers.

    • Vent187

      The guy has an arm as long as the T Mobile girls arms.

    • jjj

      look at the direction the hand is facing in the white sleeve

  • Rollout25

    #25 This probably what I look like a the gym

    • Random Sandle

      like a boss!

    • O'Doyle

      O'Doyle Rules.

      • chucklesclown

        Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

    • morebeer

      mandelbaum its go time!!

    • zaffa

      Awful form

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Sadly, it doesn't seem to early for douchebag training
      little kid should not be strutting like that

      • thediggler

        that kid will have an effed up back with that form….and no clean and jerk?

        • Jouhker

          It's a deadlift, why would you deadlift into a clean & jerk? Most people can deadlift a hell of a lot more than they can c&j.

  • tapsnapornap

    #29 Moustachception!!!

    • Pedro's Rooster

      #29 – Is it me or as you move down the back of the chair, the moustaches look more and more like someone spread eagle who should be in Mind the Gap

      Like a Warshak test, It always comes back to minding the gap.

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