Debunking hipster photos one caption at a time (34 Photos)

  • bassbait


    • GernBlansten

      Die from elephant bukkake overload.

      • Whale

        Well that's just gross.

      • Brian J Castro

        i applaud you sir. i almost pissed myself laughing.

      • bassbait

        Don't be jealous

    • Bath Salty Dog

      "That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth, hell you can even be fifth" -Reese Bobby

      • TATW

        Well what the hell am I supposed to do now… ?

  • t_black13

    #18 ..said the 1980s pornstar …

    • ttyl hef


  • bob_the_cook


  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #15 True story

    • TheBAMFinater

      Youth is wasted on the young.
      Shut up and get off my lawn.

    • GernBlansten

      These kids today, with their hair and their clothes…..

      • ladderzombie

        Blame the parents. If they´re raised dumb, they´ll become dumb.

    • tkokilroy

      id still hit it

  • Machew

    several of these made me laugh a little harder than they should have at this hour of the workday.

  • Michael Howley

    I'm surprised Hipsters haven't regressed to Daguerreotypes by now.

    • Smitty

      Give it time.

    • Derpin

      Still too mainstream.

  • bkfrijoles

    #33 thank you mint

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Fuck Lifesavers. You're a real Mint.

  • some guy

    #13 'Train' songs never make sense!

    • thom

      Most songs, including most of the 'great' ones don't.

  • bassbait


    • bassbait

      Doesn't look at pictures so can post "first" then just picks number one anyway. Douchebag level 9000.

  • Chiefhenry27

    #8 haven't looked back yet.

    • Hank Scorpio

      Worth it.

    • GreatCowGod

      Looks like Dave Grohl…

  • bingo

    #3 Plus, they wasted like 96 percent of that paper.

    • pap

      no they wasted 100 percent

  • treeman

    The chive is like that underground band that hipsters like. When this fucker gets popular like reddit, all you bitches will say..Ive been chiving since 08'! I was into it before it was cool. Fuckin hipsters.

    • bingo

      Bro, I called out future Chive-hipsters like 6 years ago.

    • Whale

      The fuck you rambling about?

    • Simon

      Yo yo yo, I was chiving before the internet be born.

      Word up.

    • thedude325

      Just because someone doesn't like something mainstream or popular, doesn't mean they're hipsters. For example, I don't like new rap but I'm not a hipster.

      • Dannyboy

        No one said that was the case. A hipster is a faggot that likes "underground" nonsense….and then when it does become mainstream they either say they liked it before it was cool…or they move on. New rap is new. whats your point? If you liked an artist who was not popular and then became popular…you my friend would be a hipster. I added the faggot part though.

    • Be mine :)

      I been chivin for 15 minutes. Who da fuq you talkin to???

    • mooseknuckle907

      Back then we called it doing your mom. not chiving

  • adam

    #31 Don't blame weed for idiotic Hipster bullshit


      I have to agree with you on that.

  • passwordistaco

    #4 Stabbed, definitely stabbed.

    •!/Maggie_mcMay maggiemay13

      I think being set on fire would be the worst… no thank you.

    • Boner

      Shot in the Kneecap

  • Claire

    cheap kcco's going on ebay right now, just an fyi

    • Fluke

      Can't believe you tards thumbed her down so many times. "Oh God! Us chivers and chivettes are so loyal to john. We would never take money out of his pocket by getting shirts off ebay. KCCO chivers! Im just chivin all day because im a useless wanker who wants to feel loved by teh internets. Chiver for life!" Does go something like that. Pathetic waste of time.

      • Guibombe

        The fuck are you doing here reading comments then?

        • Billy


        • Fluke

          Im gettin my chive on, bro…..u mad?

          • Fluke

            Billy….you are a FUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKINNNGGG unoriginal splooge………………..

    • Levian

      Real or fake though? I've seen a fair few kcco shirts on ebay that were fakes

  • the dutch suck

    i love these.

  • HOOK

    #10 I'll be sure to bring a LOAD of markers.

    • casual slacks

      i don't get it.

  • dewarz

    #9 Holy shit!

    #17 Am I the only one mad that I can't read what's behind the cross out?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Not like it truly matters……that's probably what IS crossed out

    • tybardy

      yea, part of why its funny is knowing what it said to begin with…

    • parkatola

      I'm pretty sure it says:

      "The hardest part is being around him and knowing you can't have him and he'll never want you to make him a sandwich."

      Not 100% positive, but I think that's pretty close.

  • DeAnna Michelle Weppler

    good post, quite a few put a smile on my face. Thanks Chive for getting me through another 5 minutes of work xD

  • Hey O!

    You keep using that word "hipster"…. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    • Imanelephant

      Shut up, hipster!

    • Chive

      agreed. it's basically become a catch-all term used by people to describe damn near anything they don't like. dumb.

      •!/Maggie_mcMay maggiemay13

        I think it's become a cath-all term for all those individuals differing from the "norms" of society.

        • Ryan

          So close.

    • Vizzini?


      • Fezzik

        I think that boat is getting closer……

    • LucretiusCarus

      Which is more laughable about this post: 1. That it now makes fun of similar content as what you see in the "You could use some inspiration" posts; 2. Wearing a scarf every place you go when it's not cold out?

      • 9909

        Best comment of the week.

        • Billy

          John is gay. I thought everyone knew that……………

  • negative nancy

    #7 the word Dickload made me laugh a lot.

    • Ricky


    • Bud

      Dickload is definitely under used.

      • jdie

        you all have a weird obsession with dicks. homos.

        • Greg


  • passwordistaco

    #2 So biting Coldplay lyrics is cool to hipsters? Oh I get it they're going for anti-cool, well done.

    • Hunter X

      Is it just me, or is our sun a star, and yes- yes it is shining. WTF is the matter with people?

      • WhatThe

        Right on! I was like what about the sun?

      • svp

        well the use of the word "they" implies that there is more than one visible…

  • Bradyized

    #22 I definitely LOL'ed in my office.

    • usmc_chiver

      I was in a sales meeting when I read this one. I busted out laughing in the middle of it. My boss just looked at me with the "dafuq?!?" look. Thanks for a great morning Chive!

    • Gun_guy

      Me too! Best one. I have leaned to close my door before browsing Chive due to laughter, DAR, Hump day, Read Heads… I could go on.

  • tommytwotime

    hahahahahahahaha!!!!! dude Bob you should issue a new challenge and have chivers put these in those books at Urban Outfitters!!!!

  • Andrew

    These made me laugh, a lot.

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