Start your morning out with a trip down memory lane (35 Photos)

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  • guthrie

    #15 I love the ninja turtles!! Such a classic movie!!

    • scoop it

      Wise man say. Never pay full price for late pizza!

      • Mikeg01sf

        Go ninja go ninja go!

      • Giants Fan

        Wise man say forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza! (what?!?!?) your 2 minutes late dude.

        • tapsnapornap

          Pizza dude's got 30 seconds…

    • DUBU2DEATH

      Fun Fact. The pizza guy also plays Michaelangelo.

      • DUBU2DEATH

        Not the voice just the character.

    • Claire

      ya i agree! Now that they are aliens from outer space!?! btw I just picked up a KCCO for CHEAP on ebay, if there are any other chivers out there still looking there are a few left!

    • albert

      hell yeah

    • GuinessHangover

      Pizza Guy: Hey this is a ten! The ten's thirteen!
      Michelangelo: You're two minutes late dude!

      This movie is my childhood.

  • TokyoFace

    #4 … dance Petunia dance!

    • dashete

      Those ginger brothers definitely had souls. A whole lotta soul.

      • gaz

        and a mother who could pick up radio with the metal plate in her head

    • Ernest21x

      I am Artie the strongest man in the WORLD!!!

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Best 90's kid show!!

    • chucklesclown

      Orange Lazarus.

    • Marklar

      This was the most underrated show in the 90's. Only a handful of people remember it but those who do know how awesome it was. The theme song was one of the best.

    • Kato

      The Adventures of Pete & Pete & Pete & Pete & Pete & Pete & Pete & Pete & Pete…

  • Trav1121

    #15 "Wiseman says: Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza!" Damn right, Mikey! Love that movie.

    • Yoselahonda

      $13 for a pizza. What I wouldn't give for that now.

      • Yoselahonda

        Oh yeah…$13.

  • Jeff

    Saw #19 in theaters a couple months back… as good as it always is on TV, it was amazing on the big screen

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Hudson…..best character ever!!

      "Game over man!!!"

      Too bad he didn't deliver the best line in the movie:

      Gorman: Apone! Look… we can't have any firing in there. I, uh… I want you to collect magazines from everybody.
      Hudson: Is he fuckin' crazy?
      Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use man? Harsh language?

      • Pit_Boss

        The best? What about:
        Hudson: I say we grease this rat-fuck son-of-a-bitch right now!
        Or
        Burke: Hold on a second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
        Ripley: They can *bill* me.

        • Woop

          I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure.

          • Pit_Boss

            Burke: He can't make that decision. He is just a grunt. No offense.
            Hicks: None taken.

            Now I am going to have to watch this tonight. Unedited directors cut!

            • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

              Apone: Questions?

              Hudson: yeah how do I take off this chicken-shit outfit!

              • Pit_Boss

                Watched it this weekend and didnt remember the best line:

                Hudson: Hey pal, maybe your not up to date on current events but we just got our asses kicked!

    • https://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      Whats this movie called ? Alien ?

      • Matt

        Add an 'S' and you got it

        • Jason

          Actually this movie is called Alien, Aliens is the sequel.

          • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

            wrong answer. this is from Aliens

    • Chicago Sean

      Lance Hendrickson is the best.

    • Kodos

      Vasquez: "Let's ROOCCKK!!"

  • Alabama Wurley

    #29 True Romance….one of Tarintinos best scripts!

    • Brian

      A beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream

    • JohnM

      Probably on of the greatest casts ever assembled. "I think I will take that Chesterfield."

      • DDD

        You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.

      • Connor Macmanus

        I agree Brad Pitt was a stoner in the film. And of course who could forget Gary Oldman as a pimp gangster. Such a great cast.

        The scene with Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken in the trailer is one of the best scenes ever.

    • Meh

      "I like you, Clarence. Always have… (points finger gun at Christian Slater)… always will."

      and

      "He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it? "

    • 1911

      Patricia Arquette was freaking hot in that movie!

      • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

        Sizzling, crooked teeth & all.

        • ummm...

          tastes like a peach, too.

      • Connor Macmanus

        The scene where James Gandolfini (TONY SOPRANO) beats the shit out of Patricia is intense she takes him out with a wine opener and a shotgun.

    • Falthor

      great movie… start to finish.

    • Michael

      "Get… some beer! And… some cleaning products!"

      • Franklin1138

        Ha ha. I loved that line. Brad Pitt was awesome as the stoner…smoking weed out of a honey bear. 🙂

        • Brandon

          Marty. Y'know what we got here? Motherfuckin Charlie Bronson

  • Doctor U.S.

    #29

    Sex in desert telephone booths was not part of my childhood but damn I wish it was…

    • zaffa

      You wished to be raped in a telephone booth in the desert as a child?

  • http://www.facebook.com/justincredable71 Justin Lentz

    This folder always makes me feel old

  • frank

    could we take a trip down mammory lane on monday and see great FLBP through the years? 🙂

    • Flox

      I haven't tried in a while, but I think you can go pretty far back if you want to.

    • Franklin1138

      Good call. I too would like to see a historical take on FLBP…as long as it's not something like "Girls from way back then…see what they look like now!"

  • Sean

    #15 You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something.

    • rdpre

      This is a ten. The tabs 13.

      • herp

        derp.

  • Mikeg01sf

    #1 is either disturbing or awesome. My mind hasnr figured it out yet

    • George

      I still own Halo 2…

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        look at all that fuggin Swag

  • JohnC

    Is 34 Scarlet Johanson?

    • Shiftycap1

      ……..no, elijah wood.

      • Larry

        Idiot.

    • FoolOfATook

      I see Elijah, but also wondered if the girl was ScarJo.

      • Reg

        I wondered the same.

    • Timmy p

      Yes

    • tralfaz

      Yeah, they dated awhile back in the day.

    • boll

      #34

    • JohnQ

      Already fapped, just in case

    • Some_Guy

      yeah its Elijah Wood and Scar Jo as kids

  • NateyTheGreaty

    #31 – I maintain that Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past is the best Zelda game, and one of the best titles on the SNES. (Yeah yeah, bring on the stupid "virginity" comments…)

    • bwc

      secret of mana

    • Benji07

      It's a toss up between Link to the Past and Chrono Trigger for me. Both amazing. Kept my SNES so my little guy can experience the classics when he's old enough.

      • sadman

        Kept my games but the systems died… resurrected through emulation on my PSP. Support the developers and buy games, don't steal the roms.

    • Flox

      All hail Link's Awakening for GB. Maybe I'm biased, because it was the first Zelda I played.
      For best on SNES, I'd go with Chrono Trigger, FF6 or Terranigma. Also, if somebody honestly calls you a virgin, nerd or whatever for playing video games about 20 years ago, screw them. (I'm still playing games, screw all of you 😀 )

      • https://www.facebook.com/hannah.fontenot Hannah Fontenot

        I agree link's awakening was my favorite too. I'd love putting it in the gameboy/snes adapter and playing on my tv.

      • NateyTheGreaty

        I still play games, too. Just not many current ones: I'm all about the classics, and my SNES is my favorite.

        Us nerdy chivers could probably come up with a huge list of SNES games that were great, there were so damn many: FF4, FF6, Illusion of Gaia, Super Metroid, Secret of Mana (and SoM2, which we never got here), Breath of Fire, Super Mario RPG, Super Mario World… the list goes on and on.

    • BuckersAZ

      Link to the past was pretty awesome! Chrono Trigger was my fav. though

    • Kris

      It was Lufia but it never really got popular in north America

    • Jerry

      I grew up on Zelda and agree 100% THE BEST! !!

    • Geek

      Agreed. Link to the past is my all time fav.

    • Levian

      For me its Chrono Trigger, I just bought it off ebay too! Second has got to be A Link to the Past though. Freaking amazing

    • Name

      Nate, I agree… Link to the Past is the best title on SNES.

  • dave

    26 Shogun warrior's! I jad one just like the one on the right. Awesome!

    • Shiftycap1

      @embedfail

    • Osvaldo

      the one on the right is Mazinger

  • Rollout25

    #21 The original was the best

    • Avodroc

      I think a post of gifs dedicated to all fatalities is in order!!

    • Sub zero

      MK2 for me, I can still remember Lui Kangs dragon fatality in SNES . D, F, B, B, HK

      • DudeGuy

        Agreed. MK2 was the best for me too. The newest one was also pretty awesome.

        • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

          FINISH HIM!!

          lol I miss the Friendships

    • http://www.facebook.com/brian.rosnick Brian Rosnick

      I just noticed where the creature Snooki got her looks and hair style from.

    • Sam Malone

      MK II an easy win

    • amrith777

      FUS RO DAH!!

  • Rollout25

    #6 Putting the pizza ones in the microwave made you feel like a Master Chef

    • http://www.facebook.com/tonygiap810 Tony Giap

      i love scarlett johansson, didnt recognize her at first but took a second look. she is absolutelybeautiful now

      • woo-hoo

        wtf thats a bit out of context, but i think scarlett johansson is pretty hot too so what the heck

  • kng_nthn

    #34 Elija Wood and Scarlette Johanson?! WTF? Also, how has he stayed so small?

    • https://www.facebook.com/markawol Mark Wolcott

      yeah, that shit cray

    • Timothy

      I was wondering if that was ScarJo….but i didnt think she kicked it with fucking Elijah Wood like that, but i mean he was The Good Son i suppose……..

      • Bandido

        he stayed so small cuz he is a hobbit. And i thought that was Scarlet… thinks for confirming..

    • North

      They were both in the movie North.

      • Movie Connection

        http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110687/

        Indeed. Had to scroll down quite a bit to find her in the credits.

      • chucklesclown

        Man, that was a shitty movie. I had completely forgotten about it until I saw that picture.

      • SnakeBlitz

        That was the movie they advertised for a year and a half, and then it went away. Scar Jo should have worn something tighter I guess

  • Anjin-San

    #16 i still use them!

  • Wes

    #30 This needs to be a chive shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Ehhhh

      Technically not accurate unless you were born before 1969. Or some may say that it wasn't really born until 1982.

      • BSS

        1967 for me. Guess it's time to drink my prune juice and change my Depends. Geesh. 😦

      • Jumperforever1

        wasnt commercialized until 1995. Just change it into a hipster shirt and say "before the internet was mainstream"

      • Underbaker

        But it didn't really start making it to all the military bases until around 1988, I know this because I was a trained technician on Ford Aerospace's C30X Packet Switching Nodes, these were the internet before Cisco took over.

  • testudo321

    #19
    Awesome movie, bu I don't remember Richard M. Nixon being a part of the crew.

    • tralfaz

      holy shit! that's fucked up

      • BMOC

        lolol wow thats funny. i thnk that is spunkmeyer though

  • Otter

    #25 You use the pencil to pull the tape out after your deck eats it

    • Avodroc

      No, you use the pencil to manually rewind/fast forward the cassette.

    • pufffdragon

      No, you use it after your tape deck chews and pulls all the tape out and then you wind it all back in with the pencil

      • Sundevil8181

        Exactly…I had to do that way too many times.

      • Troy

        Damn right! It was almost as if the pencil was singularly designed for this one and only purpose and being able to write with it was just a bonus.

    • MISTERButterworth!

      And who thought Auto Reverse was the greatest thing to come to tape decks ever! No more manually flipping the tape over to listen to the other side. I think I still have my unsinkable yellow Sony Walkman somewhere.

    • Rick Fort Worth,TX

      and then use the pencil to reel the tape back in..

    • goglas

      You had to watch out for those sneaky folds…..or you got your music played backwards

    • siuado

      When I first saw that I thought of "Cload" the command to start the program load on a TRS-80.
      Good times….

    • Otter

      Wow, some people just can't understand a joke.

  • flyingzombies

    #29 screw never getting to screw in phone booth… what the hell is superman going to do now that these don't exist!

    • Underbaker

      Just change in public, everyone is too busy texting to notice anyway.

    • https://www.facebook.com/chadlgroves Chad Groves

      superman doesn't exist anymore either…. so thats invalid

  • MattKL

    #19 Hey Bishop! Do the thing, man!

    • pat

      stabbed myself about 100 times with a pencil trying this as a kid

    • Underbaker

      This would make an awesome gif for those who are gifted at making them.

  • dashete

    #34 A time when Elijah Wood was taller than someone.

    • http://twitter.com/CerealFede @CerealFede

      one does not simply call scarlett johansson someone!

      • dashete

        When she's that young, I do.

  • Shiftycap1

    #34 Never again was he taller…….

  • dylan

    Pete and pete…bring on the nostalgia. Which reminds me who the hell could wear a candy necklace everyday n not be tempted to eat it?

    • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

      or have it bleed the colors down is neck when he sweats lol

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