Tan lines for president (34 photos)

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  • flybirdsfly

    #16 I have the most normal boner right now.

    • jay

      not a bad pic huh? LOL

    • Smitty

      Indeed.

      But I gotta say… Some of these are more like burn lines.Use lotion please ladies. Also, if you are going to wear something low cut/low rise, you should be sure that the suit can match.

      Lastly ladies, be sure you wear the same suit for tanning all summer. You don't want technicolor tan line stripes.

      • its_forge

        I'm sure all these women just love some schmoe on the internet telling them what to do = )

    • Megan

      All these sluts will have premature wrinkles and leathery skin in a matter of a year or two! And that is NOT sexy.

      • Megan

        So all you guys better jack off to them quickly before they turn into a saddle bags with eyes.

        • Megan

          haha I can see a "challenge accepted!" comment coming 😛

          • chiver

            challenge accepted

      • BrandonMFS

        are you a bigger girl who just wants to watch the world burn?

  • Sean

    Sean was here.

    • stovetop

      sit on it, you bag of dicks.

      • stuffing

        You tell 'em, Fonzie

  • guthrie

    #3 and #27 get my vote!! Beautiful tan lines ladies!!

    • its_forge

      Tan line, schman line, #3 has a beautiful ass, full stop.

    • nick

      moar of the norcal chivette!

  • bmilesjr34

    AWESOME lines ladies!

    • magrin

      we need more nude beaches.

  • Brent

    #6 So Pretty

    • longshot421

      Stupide iPhone/fat fingers. Meant to "+1". So, call it +1. Damn those are gorgeous legs.

    • Aaron

      Looks like Kalena Rios

      • booger

        You bastard, I googled that shit and now I need to wash my eyes with bleach.

    • sst7

      agreed, she is beautiful

    • Derp

      Nooo. I have more curves than this in my dick

      • Not a chubby chaser.

        Probably curves to the right cause all you can get is jerking off.

    • Emilio

      Norwegean girl 😀

  • http://www.facebook.com/bryan.hamm.33 Bryan Hamm

    #2 I love summer 🙂

  • Markoda

    #2 #13 #16 Well slap my ass and call me pinky! Incredible humps!

    • J. Blow

      Big granny panty tan lines on asses like that are gross!! Such a turn off!!

    • YUS

      I would do awesomely nasty things to those humps….

    • Giani Morandi

      i'd put my dick in her boobs (#13)

  • stickit

    Yeah buddy

  • https://www.facebook.com/bhall236 Brett Hall

    #8 Oh she is smooth down there….:)

    • wtfbro

      your picture looks like a pedofile

      • DoomsDayDub

        Pretty sure he is, and unashamed of it.

      • Mario

        "WTFBRO" THAT COMMENT MADE MY DAY! THANK YOU!! HAHAHHA

        • Meowmix

          LOUD NOISES!!

    • NYC 917

      I Would fill her belly button ring with so much DNA!!!!

      • DoomsDayDub

        Your comment sounds like a pedophile.

    • Jer

      Nice Fupa

    • sm2535

      That pic wins this post.

  • Brian

    #8

    Aaaaannnndd there goes the rest of the day's productivity, right down there.

    • MOAR

      Eyebrows when up at the exact same time I said, "whoa"

    • Cantaloupe

      Could be a dude that wears a banana hammock.

    • sst7

      we simply need moar

  • HOOK

    #8 Serious head tilt required,Soooo close to the promised land.

    • 1911

      Right click, save image as, rotate 180°. Problem solved.

    • http://Hotmail.com redffoo

      omg your sosexy

    • Hook

      ANNNNNND Chive changed the picture!

  • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

    #26 #34 I overheard high school boys at the beach who thought these were white tattoos. Kids need to get offline and see a real girl.

    • Brian

      "Hey skin cancer….. fuck you!"

    • Craig K

      1. They are white tattoos, NOT TAN LINES.
      2. The high school boys were offline. I know because you are the one who said they were at a beach.
      3. You're the one commenting online about how wrong you are.
      So, I don't understand your disconnect?

      • LucretiusCarus

        These silly tan line 'tattoos' are almost as dumb as you. Almost.

      • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

        1. Not tanning an area of skin would not be considered a tattoo. There are actually tattoos which use white ink.
        2. Kids were on their phones at the beach showing a pictures of the "white tattoo" of a "slut" that he "banged".
        3. I am not at the beach since I am at work which requires the use of computer, the internet and distractions. The beach should not require any of those.

        Craig I don't understand your hostility about my observation. I'm sorry if you are in high school, enjoy surfing the interwebs at the beach and do not have knowledge of tattoo.

      • aussie aussie aussie

        1. fuck off
        2.fuck off
        3.fuck off

    • Haha

      What are you doing around highschool boys??

      • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

        Showing them what a real skater's body looks like.

        Please tell me someone gets that reference

  • GunnerD

    #34= Awesome! MOAR!

    • Workerbee1337

      Love those Texas girls.

  • http://twitter.com/bdaley84 @bdaley84

    #13 welcome back, tan lines! I've been wondering when the return of Tan Line Tuesday was coming but I'll take them on a Friday, too.

  • pablo

    #24
    Awesome
    #26
    Over it

    • RICH

      WE NEED A PIC OF #24 FOR FLBP

  • Onlooker

    #2 Hell Yes #28 – I am seeing the start of GIANT areolas!

  • https://www.facebook.com/sccarmona Salvador Carmona

    #2 is the most amazing hump ever.

    • jabbadabooty

      I hate a white ass wearing a thong. Just wear a thong to the beach

    • DanTheMan

      Sexy ass, and I love tan lines so this guy doesnt know what hes talkin about above.. but wtf I'm a chiver from Sac rocked my BFM a couple times already and havent got one "Chive On" come on Nor Cal!!!

    • weelee

      Need I say… MOAR???!!! Best hump EVER.<period.

  • Blue bronco

    #1 The waist line tan line will be the fashion look for the summer. FTW

    • Blue bronco

      BTW-
      #33
      Gave a chub. Just sayin

    • corey

      8========D 😉

  • dubble A

    #8 plz show urself in ur bikini

  • http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal

    #30 this could be a guys shoulder and no one would ever know ever

    • MonkeyMadness

      It probably is.

    • ChiveWYO

      If this were a guys shoulder then he would have a very sexy clavicle and subtle bra line…

      Nice try.

    • Blue bronco

      I believe you are looking for "The Berry"

    • corey

      who would have a pericing right there if that was a duds shoulder ???
      very sexyyy btw

  • Sooner

    #8 Just a little further………………

  • Ricky_Ross

    #3 The GAP is strong with this one

  • ChiveWYO

    #34 Haha, Thats awesome…

    • bill

      so badass

  • BigPup

    #1 I want to make romance explosion on stomach…

  • Idle Screen

    knuckle down #8

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