Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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    • http://ralphpaone.tumblr.com Ralph

      #16 I think it's a good idea to take the possibility of a zombiepocalyse seriously….On next season of Doomsday Preppers.

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        There will not be a next season….o.0

  • PrimerGray

    Love me some early DAR.

    • Jason

      cheap kcco's going on ebay right abt now, just picked up one for myself. Let the hounds loose.

  • Salt

    Early DAR is early.

    Happy Chiver is happy.

    Chivers built a vet a cabin.

    Life is good.

    • JLC

      #4 is from the Taylor's (and my) home town of Cedar Falls, IA. Sadly, that tree was snapped just above the split in a severe wind storm in 2009. Southwest corner of 18th St. and Tremont St. in CF.

      • JohnnyAppleSeed

        FUCK YOU

        • raffy

          There's no place here for idiots like you

        • Matt

          You're an idiot.

      • PantherFan

        Cedar Falls represent! I'm glad to be represented by someone as inspiring and downright badass as Taylor Morris. KCCO

      • MartiniSteve

        Has there been a donation update yet? I keep checking that post, but Sat AM is the last update.

    • TorontoKen

      AND the cannibal gay porn acting Canadian was caught!

      Oh yes, and #45 has an AMAZING ass.

    • boll

      tip for people who want thumbs up: just mention taylor morris

  • Yessirr

    #49 yer doin it right.

    • Dom

      we need more of her please

    • thatguy

      THE REVEAL!!!

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      I predict a new chivette of the week.

      • JohnMcClane_

        Dear sweet 8lb 5oz Baby Jesus…I hope so!!

    • socal dude

      Ewwwww fatty alert.

      0/10 would not do.

      • Ricky_Ross

        FAT TITTIES maybe!!!

      • Not Sure

        Odd angles & hiding her body in the shots & she lives in AZ makes that a possibilty.

        • NcouthYouth

          I spent 18 years there.. there is an abundance of gorgeous women. Unless its Gila Bend.. then yes.. most likely a sea creature.

      • discowheels

        What the hell are you talking about. There's no fat on her annywhere. Fuck SoCal! AZ Rules!

    • CallMeYork

      Anybody else think she looks rather like Mena Suvari?

      • Ricky_Ross

        You read my mind sir. Just a hotter, better proportioned version of her (without the dolphin forehead of course)

        • its_forge

          This. Mena's cute and holy fucking Christ what a booty she has, but this girl's decidedly prettier.

    • Username Taken

      Everything looks right except that thing in her lip.

    • jim

      shes from arizona … no planned parenthood… and her piercing looks like herps

      • Azchiver

        From a fellow az chiver… Piss off shes gorgeous!

    • wolfpack

      #19 #30 #49 Wow! Chivettes always leave me speechless! Thank you God for Chivettes!

      • yousunkmybattleship

        three more reasons for chiveafterdark. of course, only if they want to.

    • +++

      Looks kinda like Lana del ray.

    • Geo_B

      Fellow Arizonian says hells yes your are a Hotti!

    • azlakelover

      im from arizona and this girl is definitely a babe. alot of girls here just look like their faces have been melted from the heat. my guess is that its from the make up

    • YupYup

      I went to school with her back in the day. Here she is fella's https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=376291592

    • ChiveOnAZ

      We're looking for more AZ chivers on our facebook page… hoping for a summer meet up, share with all chivers / chivettes in AZ!

    • jim bob

      cotw!

    • Morg

      Ridiculously hot. Underboob? Yes please!!!!

  • DanTheMan

    #1 hahah yes

    • FoolsWord

      We don't need no water, let the mutha f'ker burn!

    • PrincessAnna

      That happened in my home town, the building wasn't on fire it was just our weekly homo burnings. That week we had a whole bus load that we nabbed heading to a maroon 5 concert
      Flamers flame on

      • southernmost

        HAHAHAHHAHA that was great.

    • filthyslob

      we dont need no education…….

  • https://www.facebook.com/Griffin.Ryan Ryan Griffin

    #11 those legs….i'm in heaven.

    • Chuck

      Outstanding but what's with the high heels in a cabin?

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Anyone else freaked out about the fact she has a chainsaw?

      • Indiana Chive Fan

        I think that is her vibrator.

      • MissChris

        I had to go back and look. I missed the chainsaw the first (dozen) times I looked.

        • goatpunch

          If I get to watch her do some tree trimming in that outfit, then definitely not!

    • Child please

      New post about tall bitches? Please and thank you

    • Holy Shit WTF

      I would wear those legs like a scarf.

    • Richard

      *lead to heaven.

  • whyme1973

    #11 Damn those are some sexy, long legs!
    #13 Don't mind if I do.
    #19 You are spectacular! Damn!!

    • DanTheMan

      idk about #13 upside down cross belly buttin ring

      • therewasshrinkage

        you have a problem with it? because its origins are christian and only later became known for more "evil" things

        • http://www.facebook.com/kris.warwick Kris Warwick

          I hope its evil

      • its_forge

        It's just an object, why would anyone be afraid of an object.

    • Xalver

      #13 and #19, they out did themselves with both… WOW is all I can say…

  • Kelowna Chiver

    #45 I will help kiss it better….

    • _me

      all I could do was say NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo………….

      Someone please let's get a donation pool going for her, and get her BACK on the BIKE!

    • Holy Shit WTF

      She is not wearing the propper safety gear. Butt she really has a nice ass.

    • Dipply

      cute but owww. serious road rash going there

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002268404979 Tam Reevooh

      Illustrating once again that helmets are practically useless when not properly strapped on. With a cracked cranium, that pretty lil bum would atrophy in a vegetative state at the local hospital, and the world would be poorer because of it.

    • Underbaker

      Isn't her leg underneath where the tail pipe usually is. Ouch that will leave a mark.

    • Fish

      Oooopp, I'm flyin thru the air. This is not good.

  • ColaChiver

    #7 …Owned

    • BloodScrubber

      Heres' mud in your eye….no…wait….;)

    • Csquared303

      art thou enraged brethren?

    • cargo

      Too bad he didn't hit a Flock of Seagulls. Their music was terrible.

    • chelo

      angry birds…

  • http://watchthisradio.com Aaron

    First.

    • Ken

      not by a long shot Aaron.

      • JimBob

        How long did it take you to type out those 6 characters? wow

  • StickyWickets

    #18 mind blown

    • JohnMcClane_

      Well…time to eject Katie from the Spank-bank.

      At least we still have Zooey…

      • xxwhodatxx

        She was never hot. Take away those monstrous juggs and she never gets famous.

        • Willie

          That's like saying take away Michael Jordan's hops and he'd be an average NBA player. Total package comes into play.

    • Child please

      I'ma go with shopped lol

    • Bear

      Loki, you have taken this god of mischief thing too far.

    • Tomx569

      Not sure if this proves Katie Perry looks like a man or that Tom Hiddleston looks like a woman. 😛

  • Meowmix

    Holy DAR!

  • Ron Burgundy?

    So what are the odds that if this picture was zoomed out that the gorilla is holding a bloody stump? #31

    • Csquared303

      I like those odds!

    • gedda_g

      The awesomeness of your comment is only surpassed by that of your screen name.

    • MartiniSteve

      At first glance, I thought those were pieces of shit!

    • Fall

      I'm fucked up in the head. I thought it was a white woman holding a black man's hand.

      • Frank

        According to my High School english teacher, that is exactly what is going on here.

    • Cecil

      Actually funny. I am way too used to seeing dipshit little fucktards posting here.Thanks dude!

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    #19 Thank you for your 'services'

    • Tim

      And by "services" we mean showing off your hot body.

      • Also Tim

        He misspelled "cervix"

    • Chuck

      I guess the Air Force really does have the hottest women.

      • Bryan

        gorgeous

    • jakeofhearts

      I would definitely go "into the wild blue yonder" with you!! ❤

    • zaffa

      20 bucks says some pog Marine is destroying that ass every night.

      • USAF CHIVETTE

        FYI my boyfriend is in the AF as well.

        • https://www.facebook.com/mikeyaltman Michael Altman

          and he is one lucky guy.

      • Henry

        Speaking as a former pog Marine, it does seem to happen that way a lot.

    • mickey

      …mmm…pancakes….

    • Jay

      I'm in love with number 19! This crew chief would love to see more of here find here and make her the girl of the week

  • The Guy

    Got milk? #13

    • jeff donuts

      satanic and nice tits. my kind of girl

      • Karl

        So satanic she wears the same symbol as the pope, that bastion of heathenism.

    • tv_paul

      I think she must be in the military since she seems to be wearing the Naval Cross.

    • weldsoft

      If only that was a Fudgeo instead of an Oreo…

      Do not want!

      😉

  • Turbodude

    Get well soon dude !
    #47

    • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

      Poor thing looks so sad! KCCO 🙂

    • sdawson22

      She name is KOKO, she is 2yrs old. she was hit by a truck on Tuesday, cast comes off Thursday. Still happy, like nothing happened.
      K.C.C.O. from Medicine Hat, Alberta

      • stash

        Get better soon Koko. KCCO and everything will be ok dawg!

        • bob

          What kind of truck driver drives up on the sidewalk or into the park to hit a dog on a leash? Or did some owner's negligence cause this poor dog to suffer?

          • lokgy

            Sometimes animals get loose just like kids from time to time they get out of your sight without you realizing

  • bobonuts

    #44 cuter than a button

    • Child please

      Never understood that phrase

      • just sayin

        Yeah, buttons aren't that hot.

  • Smithers25

    #13 Is it cool if I eat dessert before dinner?

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Oreos were always a breakfast food to me…….

    • Jack

      Oreo Milkshake?

      • Jawbone

        No thanks. Pancake tits that have to be pushed together and cottage cheese gunts aren't appetizing.

  • ed wood

    #20 DERP LEVEL: EVERCLEAR

    • Dr_StrangePants

      like a blackhole of Derp

    • Levian

      This is my rifle this is my gun!

      Tell me the guy on the right doesn't make you think of it

  • lostagain

    Early DAR = lots of repeats!

  • Leddy420

    #16

    SO BEGINS, THE GREAT APOCALYPSE OF OUR TIME

    • noegod

      I'm ready! Let's fucking do this!

      • Leddy420

        Me too, I just got some new "hunting" knives….for all the "hunting" I do.

        • noegod

          A fellow knives enthusiast huh!? I've got three large bowies just begging to lop off done zombie heads! Remember people blades don't run out of bullets AND they're quiet! No need to alert the whole horde when you're trying to survive!

          • @BuckeyeEmpire

            Black Rhino guy personally… have shotgun… still debating moving west, hopefully the spread is about as slow as I made it through Oregon Trail as a kid.

          • Frank

            Have fun getting within stabbing distance of a guy that keeps fighting after getting shot 6 times.

            • TATW

              You gotta shot em in the head. Or just chop it off with a battle ax, which are surprisingly affordable.

        • Nickincollege

          What are you guys excited about? Seriously. Idk about you guys but I'm perfectly comfortable with living in modern civilization with all the amenities and comforts it offers. I mean come on now. Who in their right mind would get excited about the destruction of civilization?

          • Raven

            Someone who isn't their fucking khakis! We need a good plague to thin the herd a bit..

    • Name

      what's a dismemeberment? a meme gone wrong?

      • @BuckeyeEmpire

        when you tear someones limbs off… Id assume it was with their bare hands if they're calling it cannibalism

        • KillerCody

          The dude cut someones body up into pieces, mailed the hand and foot to the Conservatives and Liberal parties, cut the head off, had sex with what was left of the body and ate some of it too, pretty messed up.

          • @BuckeyeEmpire

            so on that note… maybe I need to start stocking up on ammo?

    • Mike D
    • G.Romero

      When asked about the rise in zombie-cannibal attacks in recent weeks, President Obama had this to say: "I inherited the Zombie Apocalypse from George Bush. . ."

      • chappy

        +2 internets

    • LooWho?

      Didn't Shane say to Rick "It started out as a couple of weird stories in the news and the next thing you knew it was out of control" ?

    • DMH24

      We need to start manufacturing light sabres for this. Going Mace Windu on my neighbors' bitch asses!

      • Jawbone

        Gun shops and camping supply shops love retards like you people.

  • Alv

    so who is #11?

    • Rambo6

      SHE WAS IN STIHL CALENDAR MARCH 2012

      • Rocky5

        STOP YELLING AT ME!

        • stash

          "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!"
          -Brick Tamland

    • Mike
      • http://ralphpaone.tumblr.com Ralph

        Thanks, Mike. It says she is 176cm which is around 5' 7" so she doesn't seem as tall as she looks. Her legs go on for miles though.

        • Ludo

          posing in storage sheds

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #1 Schools out for summer,
    Schools out for ever

  • ghad

    what the eff is #31?

    • joedsf

      monkey

      • K.Kong

        That is most definitely not the hand of a monkey, Captain Clueless. My guess is that it's the hand of a chimp. And no, before you even *THINK* about saying it, chimps and monkeys are NOT the same. Chimps are apes, just like gorillas and humans.

        • Child please

          *Bitch slap

        • _me

          Ah my guess was orangutan. But I'm no primate expert like Mr. Kong.

    • GuinessHangover

      A commercial for hand lotion?

      • Child please

        ftw

    • Lisa

      A gorilla and a woman holding hands. Amazing how similar we are actually.

    • JoJo

      Looks like a chimp holding a humans hand.

    • gron

      someone needs to buy some lotion.

    • m.c.

      …a better love story than _Twilight_

    • Smartass

      The answer to #26 ?

    • chip"themeat"hayes

      Jungle love

    • Indiana Chive Fan

      Jay-Z and his mistress?

    • Kenny

      It's the Kardashian with the loser basketball husband.

    • BigWhiteCaulk

      How'd this interracial porn sneak on here?

    • Moosey

      Jungle Fever

  • Oscar

    Baconnaise is fuckin GROSS

    • C.Bacon

      Is it really? I've been wanting to try it but haven't yet. Is it really gross? That would suck balls.

      • Jacob

        yeah..wasnt half as good as i hoped it would be =(

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