This is all true (35 photos)

  • Apple Repairs


    • Firefighter23

      Apple Repairs? Apple should have to repair anything. Apple should make things that don't break. Your name is bad advertising for Apple.

      • DaddyD

        My Apples never break.

      • Apple Repairs

        Good thing I'm not advertising for them 😉 I just repair their products. I love you

    • Travis Excalibur Smith


    • Orange doesn't rhyme


    • Underbaker


      • Apple Repairs


    • Late 90's commercial


      • Apple Repairs

        Lol nothing just sad about all my thumbs down

  • Matt

    #28 = Awesome

    • Tara

      I remember when this pic was first posted…I think the person said their dad was baked lol.

  • ColaChiver

    #2 ….fucking truth

  • hark1985

    #12 I just tried it

    • iChive

      Me too. Realized I need some q-tips.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        why don't you just pacman to eat the wax for you?

      • EarWaxFacts

        Put your finger deep in your ear, wiggle it around until you feel it getting kind of 'sticky' and then pull your finger out – try NOT to smell it…….super tough.

    • Wtf

      Lol! Me too.

  • DickFister

    Me: I need some new pussy.
    My wife: If you had two more inches of dick, you'd have some new pussy.
    Me: Fuck my life

    • BOOM!

      You need a cat…only new pussy you will get. Your wife needs to call me.

    • Spelling Police

      Richard Pryor – early 1970's. Don't steal.

      • Lunchbox

        Isn't it called sampling now?

      • kingkongken

        Richard Pryor stole that bit from Ted Dibase (the Million Dollar Man)

  • Cali_Dude

    #23 Red Rocks!!!

  • Anonymous

    #32 #23

    • winfields

      Ah, that show was great

    • Zach Keim

      Pretty sure #23 is referring to this:

  • scottyboy16

    #35 Gotta laugh at that one.

    • Firefighter23

      Legend says Adam Sandler used to make funny movies

      • DaddyD

        Will Smith never said any such thing

        • @smergaman


  • noegod

    #9 womb*

    • winfields

      I think it's supposed to be funny because it rhymes with "China" – get it?

      • noegod

        Still dumb. Get that!?

        • Frank

          Either way, once its out throw away the package, it's fucking ruined.

          • noegod

            someone's never heard of a MILF before.

        • Neogod is gay


    • Dr_StrangePants

      It was still IMPORTED through Vagina

      • Former Squid

        Actually it was EXPORTED through vagina…

        • noegod

          exported! ha! I like that!

        • Underbaker

          So you are posting from inside the womb? Exported from Womb, imported to world.

    • SpacemanSpiff

      that's funny because

      • noegod

        That's a good one! I'll accept that Spiff because we share a common love are Calvin & Hobbes! 🙂

  • Sick350Z

    #7 Ha true, but it makes a great fish tank.

  • Jezdezpez

    #12 Did anyone else do this when they read it?

    • Rufio

      No cause if I did I'd be scratching my ear all day.

      • Jezdezpez

        LOL, very true!

    • Livin' Legend


    • AnthonySyl

      yeah, but how is this a rule?

  • sean

    #14 will be tried very soon

    • iChive

      That could be Relatively gay.

      • GuinessHangover

        I wish I could give you more than 1 thumbs up.

      • tongystunter

        just masturbation…

    • Anomanom

      if you try this, post video

  • Guy

    #27 oh yaa

  • Nathan Carey

    WTF is with the "Visit Walt Disney" picture

    • AlsDisciple

      The lamp on the left looks like a penis.

      • A BiPolar Guy


    • captain oblivious

      no children in the pic?

  • SolidusSnake420

    #31 horrible, horrible people.

  • Homer

    #9 and #28 seem as though they belong together. Then pray you don't get a #31 … you'd have been better off with #30

  • Brian


    Yea, but just wait 'til summer's over. 'Cause its hot as fuck down there right now.

    • MartiniSteve

      What am I missing in the picture?

      • F3n1x187

        Was about to ask the same

    • Parker

      funniest picture EVER!

    • gifftor

      I don't get it, unless it's kerning fail.

    • bkk12

      all adults .. no kids ?

    • SumCat

      That's what she said?

    • esotericchuck

      I am not sure why this is funny, perhaps it is disneyland not world or maybe because there are zombies in Florida?

      • asdf

        it is a picture of disney world

    • riteofshiva

      finally figured it out, i think. Its from whoever the hell said "The first thing I'm going to do is go to Disneyland." The second thing, apparently, is to go to DisneyWorld. I'm pretty sure Disney Tokyo would be before EuroDisney.

  • Umm

    #19 So True

  • ewdeziel

    #12 and #25 = truth

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #1 – Me after the Hellfire Challenge from MvF.

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #14 Challenge accepted.

  • noegod


    • Zach Keim

      Pretty sure #23 is referring to this:

  • bill

    #32 …. Tyler Durden 'Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need.”'

    • Ned Ryerson

      truth! Chuck Palahniuk said it first so….#23

    • IMHO

      I'll always go with George Carlin on this…

    • Nick

      Thank god someone else realized where that's legit from even tho were not supposed to talk about it

      • Johnny Phoenix

        It's actually from Will Rogers, which probably inspired Johnny Carson to do a similar but more in depth quote about democracy. The origins of this quote do not come from Palahniuk.

  • herroprease

    #34 why no chive syringe?!?

    • Spelling Police

      Makes me think what color the fluid would be. Green? Wow, college marketing class flashback!

    • Kodos

      you smoke it

    • Big C

      Chive is a healthy addiction

    • The Truth

      Chive comes in bacon form

  • dahcj

    Fire in the hole.

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