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June 4, 2012 |
In: Facts, Funny
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Category: Facts, Funny
Apple Repairs? Apple should have to repair anything. Apple should make things that don't break. Your name is bad advertising for Apple.
My Apples never break.
Good thing I'm not advertising for them I just repair their products. I love you
Lol nothing just sad about all my thumbs down
#28 = Awesome
I remember when this pic was first posted…I think the person said their dad was baked lol.
#2 ….fucking truth
#12 I just tried it
Me too. Realized I need some q-tips.
why don't you just pacman to eat the wax for you?
Put your finger deep in your ear, wiggle it around until you feel it getting kind of 'sticky' and then pull your finger out – try NOT to smell it…….super tough.
Lol! Me too.
Me: I need some new pussy.
My wife: If you had two more inches of dick, you'd have some new pussy.
Me: Fuck my life
You need a cat…only new pussy you will get. Your wife needs to call me.
Richard Pryor – early 1970's. Don't steal.
Isn't it called sampling now?
Richard Pryor stole that bit from Ted Dibase (the Million Dollar Man)
#23 Red Rocks!!!
Ah, that show was great
Pretty sure #23 is referring to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW3PFC86UNI
#35 Gotta laugh at that one.
Legend says Adam Sandler used to make funny movies
Will Smith never said any such thing
I think it's supposed to be funny because it rhymes with "China" – get it?
Still dumb. Get that!?
Either way, once its out throw away the package, it's fucking ruined.
someone's never heard of a MILF before.
It was still IMPORTED through Vagina
Actually it was EXPORTED through vagina…
exported! ha! I like that!
So you are posting from inside the womb? Exported from Womb, imported to world.
that's funny because
That's a good one! I'll accept that Spiff because we share a common love are Calvin & Hobbes!
#7 Ha true, but it makes a great fish tank.
#12 Did anyone else do this when they read it?
No cause if I did I'd be scratching my ear all day.
LOL, very true!
yeah, but how is this a rule?
#14 will be tried very soon
That could be Relatively gay.
I wish I could give you more than 1 thumbs up.
if you try this, post video
#27 oh yaa
WTF is with the "Visit Walt Disney" picture
The lamp on the left looks like a penis.
no children in the pic?
#31 horrible, horrible people.
And now host to Total Blackout. (Wait? Is that racist?) <img src="http://hollywoodjunket.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Total-Blackout_Jaleel-White-Syfy-Logo.jpg" width="200">
Like the "comedian" Carrot Top, he should've never exercised.
Didn't mind Carrot Top getting muscular, but when he started doing those freaky things to his face I just thought this guy is trying way to hard to be funny now.
#9 and #28 seem as though they belong together. Then pray you don't get a #31 … you'd have been better off with #30
Yea, but just wait 'til summer's over. 'Cause its hot as fuck down there right now.
What am I missing in the picture?
Was about to ask the same
funniest picture EVER!
I don't get it, unless it's kerning fail.
all adults .. no kids ?
That's what she said?
I am not sure why this is funny, perhaps it is disneyland not world or maybe because there are zombies in Florida?
it is a picture of disney world
finally figured it out, i think. Its from whoever the hell said "The first thing I'm going to do is go to Disneyland." The second thing, apparently, is to go to DisneyWorld. I'm pretty sure Disney Tokyo would be before EuroDisney.
#19 So True
#12 and #25 = truth
#1 – Me after the Hellfire Challenge from MvF.
#14 Challenge accepted.
BUAAAHHHH HA HA HA!!!
#32 …. Tyler Durden 'Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need.”'
truth! Chuck Palahniuk said it first so….#23
I'll always go with George Carlin on this…
Thank god someone else realized where that's legit from even tho were not supposed to talk about it
It's actually from Will Rogers, which probably inspired Johnny Carson to do a similar but more in depth quote about democracy. The origins of this quote do not come from Palahniuk.
#34 why no chive syringe?!?
Makes me think what color the fluid would be. Green? Wow, college marketing class flashback!
you smoke it
Chive is a healthy addiction
Chive comes in bacon form
Fire in the hole.
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