Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

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  • guthrie

    #39 love it when DAR is on time

    • nojoke420

      http://meinmyplace.com/tagged/emily NSWFish, you're welcome

      • KyleGamgee

        THANK YOU!

    • Forest

      … literally stopped me in my (scrolling) tracks. SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!!

    • Jason
      • fact

        still fat

        • patov40

          Maybe you should try exercising some. B)

      • waka

        u ruined it!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=588700506 Daniel Ibarra

      her name has to be Trudy cause thats a big-o-booty. photoshopped or not

    • AnnieJ

      Knew this would be the first one. Didn't know so many blacks were on this website

      • Cantaloupe

        You have negative votes because you're racist. We know you're racist because you said "blacks" instead of "black people". Damn whites.

    • Old Jeezy

      Can I be an honorary black man?
      I like grape soda, fried chicken, and white women with a rockin' ass.

    • Dale

      I love her so much. I would motor boat that all night.

      • Admiral

        Wow, she should be in a "Ladies of MacDonald's" calender.

    • The Truth


      How about a little exercise or diet control? Seriously…

      • ben

        How about you shut your filthy eating hole? Seriously…

        • KCCO

          truth hurt?

          • Truth

            Nope. Not me.

      • patov40

        Wow, chicks aren't usually so critical of each other in a public forum. What got you so worked up honey? o.0

      • liz4371984

        she has a perfect body and fat has nothing to do with her ass. do you see any fat on it? that is nothing but muscle

      • MacNCheesePro


      • rick

        I doubt she's fat home boy. Especially when her back is looking pretty firm. I dont see them jelly rolls hanging out the sides that come with a side of muffin tops over her thongs waistband.

        I would say she probably had a liposculpture session there. But then again, what do I know. All I can see is a deliciously inviting tush with the lack of penis to insert myself there & I would refute her sex appeal by claiming she has uncontrollable bad eating habits, yannow?

        • rick

          But it's photoshopped horribly. So it dont matter. You're a terrible judge of bootay.

          • wowers

            Totally isn't – I legit went to high school with this girl. Completely fucking freaked out when I saw this shit on MIMP.

            • wowers

              Okay, I saw the comparison now – not THAT photoshopped hahaha


      • amplidudes

        the mericans like … lol

    • Brian

      That ass is absolutely incredible. I wouldn't even know where to begin with it.

    • MattKL

      I love dat ass.

    • The Occupant

      I am not exactly what one could refer to as a connoisseur of the female buttocks,
      but DAAAMMMMMNNNN! ! !

    • LOL

      I've decidided my means of execution.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Photoshopped to DEATH.

        – Fan testimonial: "I demand this as a future Paula signature quote: "Pretty much anything with a vagina and a cute face floats my boats". Just the part in quotations though, not the entire thing… – Dick Salad"

        • mmhmm

          Paula, I've never addressed you personally but I admire your work. *Choice* Fan testimonial this time I must say. Fucking choice.

    • DenverBoy

      OMG! U are perfect!

  • me...BN!!!

    #1 flying prostitute!! #39 DAT ASS!!!

    • http://www.theChive.com Rusty_Dreams

      Dat Ass is fat! Nasty. I want girls with asses like #50.

    • ObiOne

      #39 is a black mans dream

      • Lunchbox

        Found where I want to be buried!

      • Tim

        Also a white mans dream. not just brothers that like booty.

    • BLUNT


      • Missy the SEXUAL

        Shut the f*ck up you stupid f*cking c*nt! Who the f*ck do you think you are?? You’re not jesus ya know! Theres people out there with real problems and youre sitting on your *ss eating fritos, farting while we’re fighting a war against the chinese!!

        Pic related its the movie house guest! you could learn a thing or two you stupid son of a b*tch.

        • Owen Smither

          Please don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.

        • kbutt

          Missy the SEXUAL…frustration. You too get some girl.

          • kbutt

            Missing word is…..need.

  • jamison

    #49, #50

    I like everything about this girl

    • Mr. Toad

      Great….Now make me a Sammy

    • SweetSassyMolassy

      thank you beautiful … we may now commence with coitus

    • meantux

      yea she listens

    • RichMahogany

      You and me both, my friend.

    • Steve

      Since no one seems to believe that she actually cleaned up, instead putting everything under the bed and dropping the covers, I move to have her submit a new picture with her showing us what it looks like under the bed…preferably while bent over lifting the end of the covers up, I dunno, I'm just spitballing here!

      • its_forge

        Seconded, bend in half at the waist, knees locked straight and show us under that bed dearest.

      • Gmoney

        You sir, are a genius.

      • VaderWRX

        You sir are my hero and I second this idea. Great body by the way!

      • glitched

        a mind the gap photo would fit nicely

    • zepolcire

      What room?

    • Bryce

      Wow. So hot.

    • Socrref

      The only guys that would notice that, are GAY!

    • Rtree

      I was going to suggest no heels, clean room. We're never satisfied.

    • jjj

      now messy again

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      Send a pic showing how the bed thing works?

    • Coop

      Who noticed the room?

    • Daniel Tosh

      So it took her a week to clean her room?

    • InvertedCheeze


      obviously she just pushed everything under the bed and dropped the cover….

    • PlegroNease

      Maybe a poster or 2 so its not so boring. Send another picture.

    • AssClown

      Me too!!! Especially her face!!!

    • kevin

      Who cares about the room!?!?!? I just care about her perfect body.

      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

        haha my thoughts exactly, everything would be turn into a mess after a while anyway

        • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

          ^ This!!!!

    • Bhodi

      I suggest she puts her arms down!

    • some-dude

      …not only did she clean up, she put heels on.

      Sandwich, please :)

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Meh, fatty.

      – Fan testimonial: "Apparently they have Chive in hell."

      • Dancing Can

        fatty? yeah, I am sure she would have to double her size to fit into your clothes.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Clothes? Where I'm going I don't need…. clothes.

          – Fan testimonial: "I demand this as a future Paula signature quote: "Pretty much anything with a vagina and a cute face floats my boats". Just the part in quotations though, not the entire thing… – Dick Salad"

          • SMT

            aww go to hell troll. dont be jealous!

          • Dick Salad

            Rooms too clean wish she wasn't so organized!

      • Cantaloupe

        … why are you here?

    • Michael G

      reveal yourself!

    • savannahchiver

      me too

    • gmalkin

      Okay now all you need to do is change your sheets.

    • djp

      Put the original panties back on, please. Afterwards, how about some hump?

    • Holy Shit WTF

      No No, you misunderstood. I said clean my room. Then make me a sammich.

    • Fuvis:D


    • yeppers

      FLBP and GAP combo… Yes please!

      Love the heels by the way…. more of that too!!

  • http://chiveafterdark.tumblr.com AfterDark

    Wow. #30 #50

    • doug

      I want to see her face!

    • http://chiveafterdark.tumblr.com AfterDark

      and #19

      • big_james

        I agree #19 is fucking amazing. YIKES!!

    • yeahyeah

      love the horny and bored married chicks :)

  • lubbock_chiver

    #39 ummmmmmm

    • Guy


      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=679985423 Jeremy Michael Riforgiate

        THUNDER (cats)

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Goddamn that's gotta be a pillow-soft booty

    • Dom

      where do i sign up??

      • fact


    • davo

      If you don't like this, you are definitely gay. Sorry, but you prefer the cock. I'm terribly, terribly sorry.

    • Won't age well

      She is about one doughnut from having a build like a tyrannosaurus!

      • WayDownUnder

        That, sir, is a case of genetics, not doughnuts, and as one who is all tits and no ass, we bloody done her.
        Also, STFU.

        • Admiral

          By genetics, do you mean diabetes?

    • U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A

      the bigger the cushion the better the pushin

  • parker


    Babraham Lincoln

    • AJ Buffalo


    • Wolverabe


      • Anna

        found me lol

        • Jenna


    • CowboyChiver


    • Jake


    • T-DOg

      Only this chick didn't declare war on her own country!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      ha I get it.

    • SheriffPablo

      In Latin she would be called Babia Majora.

      She's a fox. In French, she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

  • jay

    #19 yes please

    • Martin

      Good God yes. way hot.

    • Attaxia

      Much love for tattooed chivettes !

      • https://www.facebook.com/Roboturner421 Matthew Hall


    • Tony

      LOVE chicks with tats!!!

    • Chaos

      No love for tattoo, just sex.

    • mickey

      If they are decent ones, OK. These are not. Therefore, no.

      • 44354


    • Javo

      God how i love a tattooed Chivette! we do need more Tattoo posts!!

    • Fuvis.D

      Amazing!!!… Moar Please!!!! :P

    • Esoteric

      god i love tattooed womens

    • yeppers


  • EasternCanuck

    #1 the things your imagination can do with this one…

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I call it: the Seagull

      …Do it just right and you'll make her sound kind of like one too

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Sex with gymnasts ROCKS! Seriously! The possibilities!!!!1!
      Not that you living at home comic book reading virgins would know though…

      – Fan testimonial: "I made the testimonials? I'm not sure whether to be flattered or concerned. – MarthaJeane"

    • Buzzin_Neon

      a fine example of why we should fund arts in schools… ;-)

  • Alvin

    #19 moar please

  • Leddy420


    Not sure what's in that coffee…but I'll take 3.

  • Mikey

    #19 #27 #49 #50 Your bewbs… I like that shit

    • Tomato

      high fives and chest bumps for taking great pictures!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #45 HELL! YES!! Faith in humanity: restored!

    BTW #27: check out the 58 seconds long 720p version: http://bit.ly/fTtVEr

    – no precious, not firstsies

    • Mike

      #45 stupid argument
      1. Dark side had over 30 more years to sell that many copies.
      2. People don't buy albums anymore, they just steal them.
      3. Bieber is an artist, Pink Floyd is a collection of drugged out hippies.

      • Beev


      • oldyou

        /facepalm ^^^

      • jjj

        If bieber is an artist then snooki is actress.

      • Atlanta Chiver

        Well trolled. Fucking hilarious…I hope.

      • https://twitter.com/#!/Maggie_mcMay maggiemay13

        Don't you ever talk bad about Pink Floyd again, drugged out hippies? They may have been drugged out but they made actual music. I wouldn't call that shit that comes out of Justin Bieber's mouth music, more like a guy missing his balls.

        Don't ever call Beiber an artist again or I will hunt you down and shoot potato pellets at you because I don't have a real gun and that's the best I can do.

        • Turkleton

          Pink Floyd might be one of the most completely, unabashedly overrated bands of all time and you can quote me on that til the day I die

          • OIe ewewe

            100% agree with you.

      • K-9

        4. Pink Floyd rocks.
        5. Bieber sucks cocks.

        • Needlegun13

          Perfect. That's all anyone needed to say!!

      • M_13

        1 and 2 are valid points, but the fact that you think Bieber is an artist makes me question your sanity.

    • buck

      It's too bad that you're so hated that even when you make a good comment you get thumbs down. That should tell you how awful you really are.

    • goose

      good job

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        The best part: the 720p video DOES exist, she just doesn't want it online :)

        – Fan testimonial: "I think a weekly Paula gallery would be awesome, I mean who doesn't like camel toe?"

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=712650080 Ryan Thibault

      BTW Paula_

      You suck.

    • KittonMittons

      #45 Not a fan of the guy by any means, but….give him time

    • chestboy76

      you're a troll.

  • winfields

    #4 Why I'm friends with most people on facebook in the first place.

  • JimmyP06

    #37 keep smiling and you'll find him, you're gorgeous!

    • BPong

      Shocktop ftw!

      • Seriously

        I'm in Grand Rapids.

        • TeachMeHowToSnuggie

          Hey, me too.

          I call dibs.

    • http://www.facebook.com/christian.langley.7 Christian Langley

      I think i just became a fan of Michigan lol

    • kbutt

      Lets hope for Jimmy's sake she's into pandering pussies.

    • http://www.facebook.com/jonathan.sacks.16 Jonathan Sacks

      Fouth of July on the Lake in your neck of the woods. Wanna Chive with me?

    • Onlooker

      #37 G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S!!!! Just leave Michigan and head south. The beach and a barely there bikini would be perfect for you!

      • http://www.facebook.com/joseph.granning Joseph BigDeck Granning

        You have to be single by choice.

      • http://twitter.com/meaghanjameson @meaghanjameson

        Unfortunately I just left the south for Michigan. Oh the irony.

        • https://www.facebook.com/zac.hart Zac Hart

          come back to home in Oklahoma!

          • http://twitter.com/meaghanjameson @meaghanjameson


      • Matt

        Chivette of the Week material NO DOUBT!

    • http://twitter.com/meaghanjameson @meaghanjameson

      I'm flattered. :)

      • Kyle

        Perfect smile, adorable chin…wow. Just tell all the single men that you hate us, it will make it easier on all of us.

        Thanks for your understanding in this delicate matter.

        • sacmaggot

          That would certainly put my mind at ease. You also forgot to include the great rack and subtle lip bite.

          • truthserum

            shut up you twats – hot girl will have nothing to do with you computer loving dorks.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ebenezer.sharkk Ebenezer Sharkk

        when in michigan??

        • TeachMeHowToSnuggie

          I'mma guess Traverse City.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mprado28 Mikey Wins

      Chicago isn't too far from Mich… its like we were meant to be.

    • Ricky_Ross

      This girl must be bat-shit crazy. no other reason for her to be single with chesticles like that

      • JimmyP06

        OR she has only met guys like you. But that doesn't make sense now does it!?

        • Ken123

          JimmyP06 – have you SEEN your profile pic dude?! Wanker.

    • KayakAggie


    • JohnMcClane_

      In fact…Here I am!!

    • thomaswildchild

      Your a cutie. And drink good beer. How your single i dont know.


    • http://www.facebook.com/ebenezer.sharkk Ebenezer Sharkk

      Where in Michigan ??

      • http://twitter.com/meaghanjameson @meaghanjameson

        Traverse City!

        • http://www.facebook.com/ebenezer.sharkk Ebenezer Sharkk

          oh no shit lol ive been there quite a few times for hockey, its a gorgeous city. few hours from where i live.

        • SheriffPablo

          I Live in Saginaw and grew up in the U.P. By my experience you are exceptionally beautiful for a Michigander. Hell go to the U.P. and you could be worshiped like a goddess. especially seeing as how you don't have a mustache…

          • http://twitter.com/meaghanjameson @meaghanjameson

            I like to believe my lack-of-mustache is one of my finer qualities.

            That and my exceptional taste in beer.

            • usmc_chiver

              I see a Traverse City meetup happening soon. Or would it be called a "meat up"?!? Side note – fucking good on you for actually interacting back. it's refreshing to have this post lead to some back-and-forth with the chivette herself!

              • http://twitter.com/meaghanjameson @meaghanjameson

                I feel like I owe it to the chivers to respond a little when their comments have made my Tuesday exceptional. It's the least I can do since I cannot provide shock-tops all around.

                And Traverse City meetup sounds like SUCH a great plan.

                • DoomsDayDub

                  Is that a ShockTop Rasberry Wheat? That's my current summer beer along with the Lemon Shandy.

            • barefootjourney

              There is so much amazing beer crafted in Michigan that you should be drinking instead of that Shocktop.

              But nonetheless I am sure you will find a great Michigander in the near future…

              • http://twitter.com/meaghanjameson @meaghanjameson

                Oberon and Bellaire Brown are my usual go-to's, but Shocktop was on sale.

                Don't worry, I'm a huge supporter of Michigan beer.

                • Machew

                  So that is why i can't find a gorgeous, friendly, beer loving Chivette here in mississippi….they migrate north for the summer!

                • MrMan13

                  Look for some Founders brews, they are brewed here in GrandRapids. MMMMmmmm Founders.

                • Dave

                  I live in Ohio it's a shame you moved to Michigan because now you are officially unapproachable to us Buckeye fans. I'm sorry, the dark smog filled skies and rising crime rate in Michigan will eventually make you lose faith in humanity but if you want a slice of heaven move to the wonderful Buckeye state. Go Bucks, screw Blue!

                  • Indeed

                    Yeah, there's no pollution in Ohio.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=758768326 Jason King

              Heineken better be one of those exceptional tastes..

          • http://www.facebook.com/mwhuegel Micah Huegel

            Saginaw, MI FTW!

            Looks like a trip to Traverse City is in order.

    • That1guybetterthanu

      She's probably a bitch that plays a bunch of "games". Only reason i see that she's still single.

      • http://twitter.com/meaghanjameson @meaghanjameson

        He's right. I'm actually really good at Mario Party N64.

        • joe Davis

          I'll challenge you to some mario party… I am pretty good at mini games =)

        • peanut3603

          I have nothing important to say, just wanted to reply.

          • hater

            ^^^ I believe ;YoU have been PwnEd¡!!

            • guy

              one of the hotter chivettes ive seen in a while ;)

        • Old man Chiver

          Meaghan, you are a very pretty little lady and a great sport, if i were younger I would let you order me a beer when I pass through the mid-west in a few weeks, but then again I do have 2 sons about your age, not sure how you feel about 6' tall blonde hair blue eye guy's, that DON'T live in their daddy basement.
          @ Jon when are you going to make this PRETTY lady the Chivette of the week???
          Till then KCCO :)

        • Kabul Chiver


          Good taste in beer, all the gorgeous attributes already mentioned, AND a gamer!

          Definitely Chivette of the Week!

          Oh, and MOAR please!!!!

    • Franklin1138

      #37 Sweet Lincoln's Mullet, I'm moving to Michigan!

  • david

    #30 #50 amazing

    • 650

      #50 FTW

      • 941


  • Fgjalllll

    Lovin the chive!

  • http://twitter.com/HBSS82 @HBSS82

    #39 MOAR!

    • Green Mountain Bot

      Learn to work photoshop, and you can see this type of ass anytime you want.

      • Photoshop Pro

        It's not photoshop. It's just a big ass. They exist. A lot.

        • davo

          it's also a good gay indicator. ie if you don't like it, you're obviously gay.

    • Jaba

      God damn right

  • winfields

    #35 – Looks healthy and good for the environment for sure.

    • http://www.facebook.com/charles.j.sills Charles Justin Sills

      it makes more pollution to run an electric car than it does for gas or diesel engines. How do you think electricity is made?

      • VedHead77

        Pure fucking magic. I learned it on the internets.

      • Maytrix

        Nuclear, Solar and wind to give you 3 examples…

      • M_13

        Nice try, but the Prius recharges itself by braking, soooo it makes its own electricity. Suck it.

        • seriously!?

          you are fucking retarded….
          yes, some energy is recaptured during braking but it's a minuscule percent of what is need to keep those ridiculous batteries charged.
          also those batteries are more toxic than any exhaust, not to mention they are extremely dangerous and a serious fire/shock/chemical hazard in the event of a collision.
          basically hybrids are for smug retards like yourself that believe anything they see advertised.

          • Indeed

            Yeah, let's just listen to the oil industry, they always have our best interests at heart.

          • M_13

            Ok, KC dude. I know it only partly charges the battery, that's why it's a H Y B R I D. My point is that the pollution from creating electricity that CJS mentioned is completely irrelevant, because the Prius is not one of the cars you plug into the grid. Lighten the fuck up.

            Oh and I use public transport, so this smug retard doesn't give a shit about car advertising.

      • https://www.facebook.com/EdHopkins1 Edward Hopkins

        Electric cars are charged at night, when hardly anyone is using electricity, but the plants are still burning fuel. So that pollution was going to happen anyway. Additionally, if all cars were electric, highways would not be so noisy and smelly, so people would roll down their windows instead of using AC. If I was behind the truck in the pic I would be running my AC on a 70° day.

    • GottaLuv

      Diesel trucks.

      Because fuck you, thats why.

    • hahaha

      sorry about your dick bro.

    • RedDirtChiver

      I fucking love it. Reminds me of the "Smug Alert" episode of South Park.

    • Azchiver

      Better for it than a damn prius! 10 year life for the batteries and its more harmful to get the materials for it. So once again idiots that think they are going green because they got a prius, congrats you're stupid

      • Leroy Jenkins

        Can you imagine if every car produced over the last fifty years ran on batteries? How many toxic batteries would that produce? 2 thousand and a 100 forty zillion? Where in the hell would we dispose of them all?

        • Elfantom

          Recycling ?

        • LucretiusCarus

          Can you imagine if instead of sinking billions of dollars into drilling more holes in the ground we'd invested in technologies to make cleaner, renewable fuels and obviated the need to pay foreign countries out the butt to keep our country full of power?

          That would have sucked balls. For sure.

          • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

            shut up you tree hugger

            • LucretiusCarus

              Well argued. You surely showed me on that one.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=687010440 Logan Read

            This just in. Oil makes plastic. Your computer or phone is plastic. Better get rid of that too. That is all.

            • LucretiusCarus

              Could you try harder to miss the point? Maybe, but I'm not convinced.

              Did I say to stop using oil? No. Did I say to try to come up with some new ideas instead of single-mindedly drilling new holes in the ground? Yes.

              My computer is made of plastic because no one has invested in trying to find an alternative way to do it.

              One day this computer will NOT be made of plastic. At least not plastic derived from fossil fuels.

              • Indeed

                I think THAT computer will always be made of plastic.

              • Maytrix

                Can't argue with stupid..

    • JackDiesel

      Sills and Azchiver for the win! Prius owners are the same ignorant fools that think fracking for oil over 5,000 feet below impermeable rock is somehow magically going to affect the water table at what 20-200 feet below the surface.

      • LucretiusCarus

        Irrespective of what you may or may not think about the viability of hybrid technologies or their positive/negative impact on the environment, it is an indisputable fact that fossil fuels are not a renewable, infinite source of energy. So at some point in time, somewhere along the line, we simply MUST come up with something else.

        You got an idea apart from drilling another hole?

        And beyond this, how does spewing that black shit somehow demonstrate that Prius owners are d-bags? Pollute it up to make the point that polluting sucks? Well done.

        • JackDiesel

          That sounds all well and good but you got any commercially viable alternative fuels? Nope? Didn't think so. Obama keeps on throwing money at it and still nothing, so much for the investment strategy. Science simply hasn't caught up yet and until they do I'll keep on drilling my little holes, getting the fossil fuels that get you work. Actually I bet you ride your bike to work. It'd be a Prius but since you were/are an English major I doubt you could afford one.

          And don't worry that guy is just as big of a douche bag as Prius owners, but at least he's got a sense of humor about it.

          • LucretiusCarus

            Ah…so scientific advancement is supposed to happen magically–maybe by planting magic beans? Last time I checked the only way to move forward was to invest in research and development. Perhaps you have a magic formula to abrogate this pathway. If so, please share.

            And actually, I'm a Ph.D. biochemist. I suppose your assumption that I got a degree in English means you think I use the language well; thank you. But my job, actually, is supplied by R&D, which is contingent upon development in new technology rather than stagnation. So, i guess we can agree to disagree on this.

            Beyond all of this, I'm quite sure the point of my original post was not that I had a solution, but rather that a solution must be found. Science doesn't invent itself; being a scientist I fell I'm pretty qualified to remark upon this. So to say "Science simply hasn't caught up" and use that as a reason not to invest in research is, well, asinine. Science won't catch up until we give it the opportunity to do so. Do you imagine there's some being out there called "science" that does experiments on its own and moves things forward? No. *I* do experiments. Perhaps you expect me, and all other scientists, to do them for free of the goodness of my heart while others drill holes and get paid? We can invest now and try to work it out or wait for the inevitable day when all the fossil fuels WILL run out–you know they will–and then hope some mystical force is willing to give us the paddle with which to make our way up shit creek. You honestly rather the latter?

            • Brett

              No doubt your not an English major, you spelled fell in steed of feel.
              " being a scientist I fell I'm pretty qualified to remark upon this."

              • LucretiusCarus

                Thank you so much for pointing that out while also leaving a mistake of your own so I didn't feel singled out.

                you're, not your

                • Adam

                  Nobody trolls their own comments quite as hard as you, my friend. Not disagreeing with your comments but I do have two points; 1. You're a buzzkill. Whether or not your position on cleaner energy is valid, I didn't come to the Chive to read your essay on the subject. 2. If you're so intelligent (which you are obviously), why do you feel compelled to show it off to a bunch of strangers on the internet? Superiority complex? Just saying. Either way, KCCO buddy! MOAR CAT SATURDAY!!!! :)

                  • LucretiusCarus

                    Well, its easy to do when you get the email notifications with direct links from IntenseDebate. But I digress…

                    Let's start off with the fact that my father is Buzz Killington. That should explain much. Have you seen the etching he has of a Scot riding a bike? Genius. Also, I'm no more intelligent than most Chivers here; I just choose, in general, to write things I think are more pithy or interesting than "MOAR" and "Find Her." Also, you might be, sir, everything that is wrong with Cat Saturday–but that's a lot of wrong things all in one person. So I could be mistaken. And if you didn't come to read my essays, then why did you read them? Surely you could have passed them over. I'm pretty clear about why I do the stupid things I do. Why do you do the stupid things you do?

                    KCCO? Really? I become increasingly convinced "KCCO" is just a way Chiver d-bags try to expiate themselves after name-calling of other Chivers. "Hey guy, you suck, you're a bore and I'm judging you. But KCCO." Spare me.

            • winfields

              Thanks for defending my position! Didn't think that my one little comment would create such a firestorm on here, but I like it. Forgot that all Chivers aren't like minded people (other commenter’s) so this was an eye opener for me.

              • LucretiusCarus

                No problem. Just wanted to point out that the "all or nothing" approach lots of fossil-fuel freaks propose is essentially sheer stupidity. Why pursue ONLY something you know will not last? I guarantee you that Exxon/Mobile has some research labs working on alternative fuels night and day so that when the oil runs out they have another barrel over which to bend us all. Hoorah.

          • Dave

            You can say whatever you want about Prius owners – I'll laugh all the way to the bank as I save $3k a year minimum in gas over the Jeep I used to drive. And that's with a lot of 80-90mph highway driving too!

            Don't be so ignorant.

        • Brett

          It's simple. We kill more dinosaurs

    • Bigbird

      That right there is a great thing

      • Boozer

        I'm with ya there Bird. That's Awesome pouring out of those pipes. FYI…when your turn the AC on in your Priius…it's not a hybrid anymore.

    • patov40

      All that's missing are the plastic testicles dangling from the trailer hitch. Compensate much? B-)

    • crazydog

      While a strongly accelerating diesel will likely produce a tiny bit of soot, that truck is just tuned for shit.

      • Bigbird

        You are rite about that crazy it's still something about smoking black that is very nice

    • TheJesus

      Dumbasses like this like to bitch and moan about the damn A-RABS and their control of the oil supply, and mock the idea of reducing dependence on oil. Brilliant.

      • Turd Ferguson

        Arguing on the internet is like running a race in the special olympics, at the end of the day nothing is really accomplished and everyone involved is retarded.
        That said, Lucretius has sucked up the propaganda hook line and sinker.

        • Indeed

          You all are ridiculous for arguing on the internet, so let me throw my little snide argument in here at the end.

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #26 Such a goddess.

    • its_forge

      She's the one who submitted that pic on Valentines Day, a rear view in a thong with a little heart in back? That woman has the most perfect figure in the universe.

      • Ledzepp

        How about a link to the pic. Thanks big guy

    • patov40

      Once again, our Chive overlords are having way more fun than we are. Damn them all…….

      • SaltLakeChiver

        If only I had a loyal community of awesome followers and a harem of gorgeous women like they do…

    • Guest

      Do you like nasty crater scab wrist wart number 1, or number 2?

  • thederwood

    #39, Hell yes!!! Just…hell yes!!! Beautiful bottom!!!

    • ^agreed

      what he said! and moar!?!?!

    • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

      I want that ass, looks like my ex wife, damn I miss that ass

    • Dave

      Looks great today – hope it looks that good in 20 years!

  • InvertedCheeze

    Serves you right for wearing those things!!!


    • funkybunch

      thats marky-mark

    • Chief Slapahoe

      True that, people who wear recycled tires deserve this… and probably more

    • winfields

      "That's just naaaaasty" -Cleveland –

    • davo

      Not really seeing what is so bad about crocs, but then again this is the internet. YOU'VE BEEN TOLD CROCS ARE SHIT SO YOU MUST HATE THEM, SHEEP. Hence the +218 likes (helpful tip : try thinking for yourselves ;) )

    • Jinx

      Thank u…..Ugghhhh, i hate those freakin' shoes.

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  • Larry

    #50 you are smokin hot. I never noticed your room as i was to busy checking out your perfect body. Feel free to send MOAR pics

    • wrangler86

      i kinda thing those panties would look great in the middle of the floor!

      • BDrew

        Or in my mouth

    • SweetSassyMolassy

      sorry … I noticed the room in her 1st post and just thought it would be best to clean a bit so we wouldn't injure ourselves during the wild lip biting, hair pulling sex … surge protector in the spine would break stride

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=679985423 Jeremy Michael Riforgiate

        Evolution says that nature seeks perfecting. You've arrived at perfection

    • ^agreed


    • Larry

      I would seriously buy this hottie a KCCO. for the floor of course.

    • CaptainGuinness

      Yeah, MOAR pics don't care what the room looks like!

  • BloodScrubber

    #50 Perfect. Now your dating percentage just went up 80% . ;)

    *even though I know its all hidden under the bed…lol

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Really dude? That's shallow. You should date a girl because you like her as a person not because she's got a great body. I just made it obvious I'm always in the friend zone.

      • Bud

        Or gay… you could be gay

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

          I'm not gay. I took a test…..with my penis.

          • ed wood

            your 1st comment was hilarious firefight, these homophobic, slack-jawed wanks have no sense of humor-

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=712650080 Ryan Thibault

          Its true, he could be gay..

      • BloodScrubber

        LoL FF23. You said it, not me. Perhaps "dating" wasn't the word I should have used. Perhaps "relationship" would be more appropriate. But alas, not personally knowing the young lady I couldn't speculate on her personality. ;)

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

          She could be into the dark arts……..or a lesbian………sweet.

    • Bud

      Ya, I definitely wouldn't have dated her before her room was cleaned

    • reece

      i was thinking the same lol

    • Buzzin_Neon

      dirty room, clean room…whatever…i'd date her…she's obviously got a sense of humor…

    • uso

      room still dirty, gonna have to clean it again and verify it once more, sorry hun :(

  • interested chiver

    I think there should be a rule that all newly single/still single chivettes should say where they are from.

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