Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • guthrie

    #18 GOD Van DAMN!!

    • Shak

      Wouldn't mind seing her do the split.

    • Helmet4

      Bianca van Damme, Nice!

    • Tom

      Her versus Gina Carano in an action movie would be heaven.

    • BruceWayne

      Stunning girl.
      This is cool: #3

    • mrjimmyos

      Comment of the year

    • DUBU2DEATH

      She must be talented!

    • Jorge2882

      Jean Claude van Damn she's fine!

    • Richard

      Who's her mom?

      • http://Awefilms.com Masschine

        Gladys Portugues – She gets all her looks from her.

    • Anomanom

      More like Van Dayyyyum!

    • Anon

      GOD DAMN I am getting old…

  • Lower

    #20
    Stay on target!

    • Brian

      Almost there……….

    • Justin

      People make fun of male cheerleaders but he gets to look at that all day….

    • DTP

      used to hook up with her in highschool (cute asian on top) trust me, hes enjoying every second of that ass..

  • RandomTask09

    #20: Admit it, we'll all be doing the same thing. Of course, I'd have the biggest smile on my face.

    • Saskguy26

      I wouldn't smile, that would just draw attention to yourself. be covert and just enjoy the view.

    • darsh

      "I have the most normal boner right now"

  • Jerry

    #11
    Iron dad belongs right here. morning awesomeness

    • RedDirtChiver

      And father of the year goes to this guy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.munn.9 James Munn

    #18 I'll bet she CAN kick ASS!! What a knockout of a babe!!

  • BigPup

    #3 The force is strong with this one…

    • Shinystuffrocks

      Built-in cup on storm trooper uniform= good for hiding awkward boner.

      • Underbaker

        Betting some of them were wishing it was a little roomier though.

        • Dr. Evil

          Seriously, why hasn't there been a Chivettes in Princess Leia metal bikinis gallery yet?!

    • jaba

      Who in the bloody hell is that?!?!?! I hate this stupid fucking saying, but MOAR!!!

  • Rollout25

    #21 How about NO!

    • Kodos

      ..that's "hell" no..

    • zach

      Whos taking the goddamn picture!?!

      • techno_viking

        Tim Tebow.

    • Karl

      Don't jump bro! And if you are gonna jump, don't spend so much energy getting there!

    • http://twitter.com/xXMarcellusXx @xXMarcellusXx

      would be a bad time to sneeze.

    • Franklin1138

      It'd be awesome if he had one of those wing suits and cannonballed right off that sucker.

    • techno_viking

      Just looking at this makes my balls tingle.

  • DrtBkeChivette

    #16 one more week and I'm a free woman to run loose on the beach and lay out next to bonfires…this will have to sustain me till then, thanks Chive!

    • RealZoo

      Tell us what beach?

      • DrtBkeChivette

        One in southern California.

    • Anon

      What prison are you in? Are you getting out early for good behavior?

      • DrtBkeChivette

        Hahaha, nice one. No, the semester at my school doesn't end till next week.

    • thedude325

      Is it me or is that like the weakest fire ever?

      • DrtBkeChivette

        Could be weaker. =/

  • Jules

    #6 Say "WHAT?" AGAIN!

    • amrith777

      "Does he look like a bitch?
      "What?"
      *BLAAM*
      "AHHHHHHH!!!!"

    • bkk12

      Brett: What?
      Jules: What country are you from?
      Brett: What? What? Wh – ?
      Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
      Brett: What?
      Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

      • Quentin

        Totally read this in my head with Samuel L Jacksons voice.

    • bmf

      just got my new wallet in the mail….guess what words are embroidered on it

      • REVOLVER_KAZ

        "attention seeking dickhole"? just a guess.

  • Sal

    #29 BREAK YOSELF FOO

    • Daith_Lee

      "man, look what you did to my curtain! You likely to 'ave gotten blasted on."

    • lgnlgn

      Ain't nobody wanna mess with the SMOKE DOG!

  • Rollout25

    #19 That should be the logo for that car

    • amrith777

      All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

      • http://www.facebook.com/matt.zernec Matt Zernec

        Love the FSM!!!

        • Mooseherder

          rAMEN!

          • http://twitter.com/psypher246 @psypher246

            Praise Jeebers and all other Pastafarians, we have been blessed with Van Damme's Daughter.

            • scarecrow

              The car, FSM emblem, and the forever alone sticker are definitely related.

  • tugboat

    #2 is tugboat ferguson??

    • Yoga Pants 2012

      MY
      PEN IS
      BIG

    • Shanks

      You want me to write the theme thune, thing the theme thune.

    • thatguy

      I SAID, "Do you want to see my giant BIC?"

  • CH1V3R

    #10

    Chubby Chaser

    • Rolo__Tomasi

      Doesn't matter had…

      • bbobob

        Like a BOSS!

        • Dr_StrangePants

          in my pants

  • http://twitter.com/Thogert @Thogert

    #25 That poor bike.

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      I suspect #27 is his breakfast…

      • Franklin1138

        In triplicate.

    • guest

      Like a bumblebee riding a piss ant !!!

    • ChiveMaster

      Taken in Clovis, CA. 'MERICA!

  • http://twitter.com/Real_JustbinK @Real_JustbinK

    #6 DO WANT.
    #3 Moar please. Thanks.

  • Attaxia

    #10 A few too many drinks hey buddy….

    • fuckit

      your pretty when I'm drunk,

      • ffufucfuckiit

        aanand uum pprprepretprettpretty ffufucfufuckin drfunk

  • fdubzou

    #18

    First TimeCop and now this. Jean-Claude has contributed more greatness to the world than just about anyone.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #18 I hope she's worth a fist to the teeth…

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Close Message I think some guys would actually consider it an honor to be jump-kicked by Jean Claude Van Damme after a night with his Daughter

  • MMA_PITBULL

    #6

    "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"

    • GuinessHangover

      "Now…I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherf***er before I popped a cap in his ass…"

  • djd

    Good morning everyone, have a nice day

  • MMA_PITBULL

    #18

    She reminds me of Shannon Elizabeth back in the day..Like the first American Pie…MMM Pie

    • ChristophersonofGray

      Good call, very much like Shannon.

  • CCC

    #21

    Damn, my palms are so sweaty right now.

    • ethan r

      rock climbing up this maybe?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      is it just me, or have there been a whole bunch of sitting precariously on cliffs pictures?

  • Shitcago Blackhawks

    I thoroughly enjoy theChive

  • ElChippy

    #12
    Why?

    • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

      I know! 😥 poor Gameboy…

    • ElChippy

      A crime punishable by death if you ask me.

    • PDiddily420

      Nintendo makes stuff right, I would not be surprised if that thing still works!

    • karhuja

      'merica.

  • ASH

    #5 Prison in Dubia.

    • Franklin1138

      Dubai, even…

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