Dating profiles that may have missed their mark (25 Photos)

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  • Tj Huddleston

    #12 He forgot about managing his DIABEETIS!

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  • @FastEddie82

    #3 Wait, is that Chazz Reinhold?

  • Rémy Kempkes

    Preparing for death, hah that should cheer up your dating profile

  • Notknowing

    What's the Enemy count on these guys?

  • Robbio

    Not sure what is more disturbing about #4…his post or the fact that somebody would sleep with him…

    • Dotson

      I like how he says he doesn't want people that are "sheep," even though he believes in chemtrails. What a fucking moron.

      I work with aircraft every day. Chemtrails do not exist. CONTRAILS, however, do exist and have existed since aircraft have been capable of flying above (around) 23,000 feet. Ever seen car exhaust on a cold winter day? Same concept; gases via combustion.

      • Ferret

        How does this account for the stopping and starting of contrails, also the trails expanding to become cirrus like clouds?
        Can commercial planes perform banking turns at 23,000 feet and do they fly in formation or creating V, #, or X patters?

  • Needlegun13

    Just….stop. All of you. Stop it. Now.

  • LukeTheTerrible

    oh. your. God.

  • lovebeingachivette

    oh. my. god.

  • That guy

    How is #24 only a 94% enemy?!?

  • John

    #15 Chris Griffin

  • D-Worth

    #12 and Diabeetus

  • Jezdezpez

    ZZzzz Seriously?

  • Ferret

    Flouride is a poison and chemtrails are real .. not sure about pajama people?

    • Joe Rogan

      Contrails are real, show me proof of chemtrails?

      • Ferret

        "joe rogan" there is plenty or data to support this theory.
        1) increases of barium and aluminum salts in the atmosphere and soil
        2) Videos and pictures of planes in formation and starting and stopping these trails
        3) whistle blowers have spoken out
        4) Radar images
        5) HR 2977 section 7 states the congress says they exist

        I can go on … but just look up… everyday and see for yourself.. do you think Air traffic over your area will changes day to day that much?

  • Jangles

    #25 … Seems legit

  • Buster Cherry

    #14 What about those pearly yellows?

  • Kenny

    #6 Go get him girls!

  • Brian J Castro

    um how about…

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  • liquid_drummer

    #18 With that mug, maybe he meant "shooting women"?

  • jeff donuts

    anyone that goes on a dating site is a pathetic loser. go out and meet someone the old fashion way

  • Sith

    The majority of these men are overweight, does this not strike anyone as odd? What has our country come to? Obviously there is something incredibly wrong with the low-calorie low-fat diet the AHA, the FDA, and tHe USDA. It's like the government is fattening the population up to be slaughtered.

  • Pezski

    So glad I read this, it makes me feel hawwwwt!

  • Sebastian

    If I was an older lady #2 seems like a pretty legit partner. Funny and honest. Probably the best in the whole post.

  • SadeShadz

    #2 #5 #6 #16 creepy old dudes!!! *shudders* 😡

  • Jess

    Reblogged this on and commented:
    The first things people usually notice about me: Ninja Sword.

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