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Dating profiles that may have missed their mark (25 Photos)

June 5, 2012 | In: FAIL, Funny, Mind Blowing, WTF

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Rett

#15 herp derp derp
http://iprobablywontlikeyou.com/2012/06/05/1075/ iprobablywontlikeyou.com

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Glaspotron

Wow and I instantly feel a million times better about my life. Dating sites truly are great!
talimorrigan

#4 …quite stupid
JackDiesel

So which ones have slept with Paula?
DScarlino

Sent this to my ex.
kbutt

Out of the 25 people(pics) there is 2 I feel sorry for. The rest are fucktards.
Leigh

Seriously! #19 looks like 90% of the guys who on match
This is exactly why online dating scares the crap out of me! Ill take the geeks but leave the freaks!
.. Here's to being single! KCCO! <p class="comment-thumbs"><a style="display: block; width: 62px; height: 105px;" href="http://thechive.com/2012/06/05/dating-profiles-that-may-have-missed-their-mark-25-photos/funny-dating-profiles-horrible-19/"><img style="position: absolute;" class="comment-thumb" id="img-19-incomment-374722866" src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-dating-profiles-horrible-19.jpg?w=62&h=105" alt="Image #19" border="0" height="105" width="62">
Matt

Ah hahahahahahahaha bahahahahahaha hahaha ah hahahahahahahahaha holy shit haha just kill yourselves
amrith777

#4 Head on over to ATS,fella….I'm sure your dream girl is there waitin' for ya!

guy

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/ is a interesting site..

it has a dating site to http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread727885/…

chucklesclown

#4 This guy would subscribe to DB2 Magazine.
Nanook

I'm sorry, Rosie Palm does not count. #4
sean

#24 thats hilarious lol. also…is he looking at roadside porn stand?
http://www.facebook.com/josh.haddix Josh Haddix

#19 wow, more love for her please.

http://www.facebook.com/josh.haddix Josh Haddix

hmm this is what i get for opening multiple posts and being retarded enough to open one not knowing while meaning to comment on another.

katastrophe89

damn, what creepers…
gingergreek

#10 God among men
eXeq

AAAaaaaaaaaaaagh!
https://www.facebook.com/steve.buffington Steve Buffington

#24
Be afraid and be vewy, vewy qwiet…
Johnny

#4 just seems like the kind of person you want to hit with a lead pipe
Alpha0010

What kind of dating site has a status for being somebody's enemy? Is that for when the date goes really badly?
16inchzipper

Seriously, while I love my humps, gaps and … humps, THIS post embodies why I fell in love with The Chive. CHIVE ON!
Hostile 17

#13
Sir Mix-a-Lot ?
http://hornygirlsathome.com/?p=408 Funny dating profiles gone horribly wrong : theCHIVE | Horny Girls At Home

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https://www.facebook.com/tarancara Cara Taran Petricca

oh good gawd.. and I though I met some losers on okcupid…WOW…
Paul

This has to be the creepiest post EVER!

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