Dating profiles that may have missed their mark (25 Photos)

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  • Rett

    #15 herp derp derp


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  • Glaspotron

    Wow and I instantly feel a million times better about my life. Dating sites truly are great!

  • talimorrigan

    #4 …quite stupid 😛

  • JackDiesel

    So which ones have slept with Paula?

  • DScarlino

    Sent this to my ex.

  • kbutt

    Out of the 25 people(pics) there is 2 I feel sorry for. The rest are fucktards.

  • Leigh

    Seriously! #19 looks like 90% of the guys who 😉 on match
    This is exactly why online dating scares the crap out of me! Ill take the geeks but leave the freaks!
    .. Here's to being single! KCCO! <p class="comment-thumbs"><a style="display: block; width: 62px; height: 105px;" href=""><img style="position: absolute;" class="comment-thumb" id="img-19-incomment-374722866" src="; alt="Image #19" border="0" height="105" width="62">

  • Matt

    Ah hahahahahahahaha bahahahahahaha hahaha ah hahahahahahahahaha holy shit haha just kill yourselves

  • amrith777

    #4 Head on over to ATS,fella….I'm sure your dream girl is there waitin' for ya!

  • chucklesclown

    #4 This guy would subscribe to DB2 Magazine.

  • Nanook

    I'm sorry, Rosie Palm does not count. #4

  • sean

    #24 thats hilarious lol. also…is he looking at roadside porn stand?

  • Josh Haddix

    #19 wow, more love for her please.

    • Josh Haddix

      hmm this is what i get for opening multiple posts and being retarded enough to open one not knowing while meaning to comment on another.

  • katastrophe89

    damn, what creepers…

  • gingergreek

    #10 God among men

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  • Steve Buffington

    Be afraid and be vewy, vewy qwiet…

  • Johnny

    #4 just seems like the kind of person you want to hit with a lead pipe

  • Alpha0010

    What kind of dating site has a status for being somebody's enemy? Is that for when the date goes really badly?

  • 16inchzipper

    Seriously, while I love my humps, gaps and … humps, THIS post embodies why I fell in love with The Chive. CHIVE ON!

  • Hostile 17

    Sir Mix-a-Lot ?

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  • Cara Taran Petricca

    oh good gawd.. and I though I met some losers on okcupid…WOW…

  • Paul

    This has to be the creepiest post EVER!

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