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Los Angeles real estate prices are fubar (24 photos)

June 5, 2012 | In: Architecture, Merica, Mind Blowing

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It's no secret that housing prices in southern California are notoriously, insanely high. Attribute it to the weather, the scenery, the fruits and nuts. The following gallery shows a house for sale in Venice, CA where I currently call home, and another house for sale in Fort Wayne, IN where I was proudly born and raised. Both properties have similar sale prices around $1.4 million. I'd like to propose a new design for the California state flag with a picture of a person wearing clown shoes bent over and grabbing their ankles.

It’s no secret that housing prices in southern California are notoriously, insanely high. Attribute it to the weather, the scenery, the fruits and nuts. The following gallery shows a house for sale in Venice, CA where I currently call home, and another house for sale in Fort Wayne, IN where I was proudly born and raised. Both properties have similar sale prices around $1.4 million. I’d like to propose a new design for the California state flag with a picture of a person wearing clown shoes bent over and grabbing their ankles.


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  • Steven B

    I actually am a real estate agent.. i approve this thread.

  • 340Swinger

    There's a similarly appointed house as the one in Fort Wayne in Shepherdsville, Ky for just around $500,000. Still too ostentatious for my tastes though.

    • Jake

      Anyone enjoy the irony of this comment…?

  • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

    You could build a weather proof fortress with $1.4 mil usd if you go down the border

  • heywoodjablowme

    even if I could afford it I don't think I'd want to live in California what with all the earthquakes and kardashians running loose on the streets.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=674105656 Jordan Tunnicliff

    Guys google London prices and get ready for those jaws to drop.

  • Desi

    That really doesn't surprise me, not in Southern California. My parents sold the house I grew up in for just around $160K over twenty years ago. Last time it was sold, it went for over $700K and I wouldn't doubt that it will hit $1 million within a few years. By comparison, my sister and her husband bought a house in Florida 3 years ago–a much bigger house with far more land than our childhood home–for $125K.

    What's really sick about California, though, isn't the house prices. It's the fact that you will often find multi-million dollar homes within a few blocks of homelessness and poverty. It's disgusting.

  • dcpierce

    I just moved to LA, from Houston, about a month ago – the house for 1.3m is actually in good shape compared to other priced about the same. Real-estate is ridicules here and WAY over priced!!! You're lucky if the Kitchen is remodeled and maybe the bathroom. Garages are a bonus and land is unheard of. But hey, the weather is nice! PFFT!

  • sid

    Fuck CA Real Estate!

  • OCGUY1976

    If Socal is so bad why the fuck do you people keep moving here?

    • ImpressMe

      Oh we don't….alot of us have moved the fuck out of there….better job..nicer house…fewer assholes like you to contend with.. I have mountains and the ocean close by…and money…yes…I still have money. Texas may be a whole other country…..California is a whole other planet.

  • JLBugbee

    Midwest rocks I live in KS and have been everywhere. No place I'd rather call home.

  • dantheman7

    Take that $1.3 mill to ATL and you can buy 4 houses with 4 bedrooms and 2 baths in each.

  • Gun_guy

    You couldn't pay me enough to live in Kali.

  • Matthew

    I have family (well former family after the divorce) that live in the Santa Clara area of California. Their homes in about 1000-1100 Sqft and the spent over $900K on it. The home its self was only insured for $150K. The high cost is due to the cost of land. I have a 1700SQft home in North Carolina and it cost me on $120K with a 1/2 acre of land.

    I will never live anywhere in that state. Over pupulation has raised the cost of everything.

  • Retired Navy

    I agree. I lived in a house in NE Indiana with almost an acre of land with over 2 dozen mature pine trees, a 3 bedroom 2 bath with a full finished basement, a 500 sf shed/out building with power, 2,000 sf driveway. 5 years ago it went for $124,000.00.

  • Matthew

    Making a $100K a year in Cali is like making $35K a year here in North Carolina.

  • JEB

    The only reason the California price is 1.3 is the value of the land itself. Homes that close to the beach (Venice) will have much higher land prices than a comparable house in another part of LA county. The house itself is probably a tear-down.

    • R. Jeremy

      True. The house itself is probably worth only $60K-70K. It's all about the land it's on.

  • danihizart

    Westcoast = Worstcoast. Thats real talk.

  • DUBU2DEATH

    So for 1.3mil I get shitty tree-huggin neighbors, high cost of living, cold ass beaches, and some good weather? Awesome!! Plus only the criminals carry guns in cali oh and LAPD's finest, f that noise!

  • Dave

    It's amazing people actually will pay that much for that piece of crap house. Making money isnt easy, and its surprising people will spend their hard earned money on such a dump. (Dump compared to places you should be able to buy with that kind of money)

  • Owen

    Ouch

  • huskercub

    I'm glad I live in the Midwest. It is better than living in the cesspool of crime, liberal politics and stupidity that is Cali. The weather isn't worth the difference in price. If I want nice weather, I'm a plane ride away to a state other than Cali. Been there many times and won't be going back.

  • Face

    that dont mean a playa cant rest in the west, got some nice breast in the west

  • JPPO

    #4 Is that the main bathroom? That price makes no sense…

    • Cali

      …because you don't understand that they aren't really selling the house…they are selling the land underneath it. Whoever buys the property is going to demolish this house and build something substantially better on the lot.

  • Face

    Midwest Jobs don't pay well (typically), but the housing is pretty affordable. $200 – $400K puts you in the nice suburbs in a spacious beautiful home, safe neighborhood, decent schools. $500 + puts you in the BEST neighborhoods with the BEST schools, incredible mini-mansion type homes, $1Mill+ your looking at either a flat out mansion, or mini-mansion in gated community, or waterfront property estate

  • Pdiddy

    The Midwest is a fantastic place to live! That is why I moved to Joplin , MO from SoCal. I can afford to live in a badass house And travel as much as I want to.

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