• itstanrum

    #5 Way to block out Chris Brown's name only to make sure every one knows his name is Chris Brown at the end of that post.

    Also lol @ beat a ho's ass.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bluejooz Cree Whittingham

    "Happy birthday, Mom. I know you secretly read “The Chive On Website” and I want you to know that I love you very much.

    -Mac"
    Nice touch Mac

  • derp

    #3 the answer to this is masturbating with self tanner as a lubricant, the "hands" arent going to be the only thing Orange that morning. Show THAT to Dad.

  • crimsonshade1024

    Happy Birthday Mac’s mom, your son rocks, and we all hope you are proud!

  • Mr. Trololo

    #10 Not sure if actually clueless or major troll…

    • Cowboy1354

      I wondered the same thing. Maybe she wanted to prove she could humiliate her. The line He was pounding the back door and she opended wide for him seems too obvious. The back door reference has been around for decades. Or it is completely staged.

  • FLRJ

    #10 So fake it hurts. Chive, don't post shit like this…

  • http://www.facebook.com/andrea.ross.522 Andrea Ross

    Hilarious!

  • RI Chivette

    #18 …….. Does anyone wanna talk about how his right arm is at least twice the size of his left??? Wonder what else he's doing with that web cam o.0. Haha!

  • Smiley_Ohio

    and this is why Fbook should have stayed open to college students only…

  • Donnie

    #18 Guy must masturbate ALOT

  • Adam

    #18 Right Arm is way more toned than the left. Learn how to switch hit

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