These people exist… on planet earth (35 photos)

  • Felcus

    #9 He uses his arm.

    • tralfaz

      snu snu

    • Underbaker

      This is what I referred to the other day when some said "knee deep in pussy", I was hoping Chive would take the hint and not repost it. So much for hope.

    • DarkSurge

      Death by Snu-Snu!!

    • SC Chiver

      Isn't that the same girl that was in a Tosh.0 episode showing this weird fetish?

      • Tedskin

        pretty sure

    • urriah

      true love???

  • Skumlife

    #34. Lead singer of xtyrantx! Nice!

    • tybardy

      I am probably more disturdeb by the other dudes loofy sweater.

    • Dirk89

      Glenn Beck?

    • whos.mike

      Looks like someone went to prison and his own race wouldn't take him. The 13 is for MS13 or Little Locos. No white gangs. Don't want to sound racists at all, but I have more friends in prison than I did in college.

      • Ya, Cool Guy.

        The number 13 has all sorts of different meanings.

        Sounds like you have cool friends, you cool guy.

        • FunKiller

          I actually grew up with Dave, he's a straight (xedgex) mutha fucker, someone you don't wanna f*ck with. Good thing he's on my side!

          • TheJesus

            And now he's immortalized on The Chive for being a dumbass-looking face-tat moron. Huzzah!

          • Klú

            Hi. I'm a straight edge guy. I complain about people using animals and drugs but it's ok to fuck up your body or someone else's with tattoos and baseball bats. Totally coherent.

          • ex-x

            tattoos and music are your best allies when fighting for a cause, yeah…

      • bbbbBeaver

        He had the number 13 tattooed on his face because he considers himself unlucky. I'm not making a wisecrack at all, this is what he told me when XtyrantX was on tour with Thick As Blood. Nice dude, but I certainly wouldn't want to fisticuffs with him…

        Before anybody would like to prejudice him for his tattoos, he has a job, makes a good living, and (although I don't condone face tattoos) he is quite intelligent.

        • Mr. MIlk

          I do like face tattoos but c'mon… unlucky? Some things are self fulfilling.

  • Shiguy

    #2 Didn't he play basketball at Kentucky?

    • DaddyD

      Yes, but only for one year.

    • bojo

      More importantly, what the hell is going on in his closet?

      • manny

        WTF is with that head on his closet??!!!

        • placenta_smoothie

          no i think its just a dead baby clown

    • Gunner's momma

      Ding ding! Winner!

    • NBA

      Hahaha yes he did, he's on the Hornets now

  • jroc


  • Needlegun13

    #2 NOSFERATU!!!

    • this

      #34 Seems legit..

    • Evil Dung Beetle

      Naw, it's Bat Boy!!

  • David Allen


  • dwh101

    #10 – Isn't that George What'shisname from P-FUNK?

    • TBaynes

      Nope, hes the parrot guy who walks the beaches of Rockaway, Queens, New York

    • tybardy

      Clinton… you were looking for Clinton

    • Dude

      Bootsy Collins, maybe?

    • @LuNcH_bOx13

      The Funk Father is black, that guy is white.

    • Johan

      He lives in SLC, he is always hanging out downtown

  • Bdiz

    # 15 Tom Green sighting.

    • jaynugg

      that is not Tom Green….

  • tv_paul

    #10 The man who would be be George Clinton.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Nope, just a guy dressing like him. That, and George Clinton is black.

      • tv_paul

        That why I wrote "would be" like the movie "The Man Who Would Be King"

    • Johan

      He lives in SLC

  • Prick

    #19 – two bunnies, an Oompa-Loompa and an oversized transvestite. Just what the fuck was this all about?

    • oompa fantasy

      if you have to ask, you'll never understand.

    • Colin

      seems like this was taken straight from my nightmares

    • Guesty McGuest

      There are actually two Oompa Loompas. It makes a lot more sense that way.

      • thom

        I hope this is staged from some movie or TV series, because this defies all explanation.

    • RealZoo

      Isn't the one on the gurney "ass-backward"?

    • tv_paul

      Maybe they were shooting some low-budget porn like "Willy Wanker & the Cockring Factory"

    • liquid_drummer

      Maybe it was a stunt gone wrong on the set of Tim Burton's new movie "Willy Wonka in Wonderland"

    • Underbaker

      Years after Willy died Charlie cracked under the pressure of running the factory. He ended up becoming a transvestite and tried turning the factory into a weird version of a playboy club. Thankfully his reign of terror has ended and the head Oompa Loompa is trying to bring back the glory days of just making good chocolate.

    • Anomanom

      Dunno, but it must have been one hell of a party!

    • SIUADO

      Otherwise known as "any evening in San Francisco"

      • AshAsh

        Actually, I believe this was when Britney was taken to the hospital two or so years ago when she was nose-diving in the looney bin. Some fat guy on youtube that made a parody of her shitty comeback in that outfit posed/photoshopped himself in this image as a joke. Pretty hilarious if you've seen some of his videos on youtube. If not, still hilarious.

    • POB

      Obviously a freak accident

  • NDChiver

    Faith in humanity…heavily questioned right now!

  • ChrisDG74

    #22- Technically, only ONE of them is still ON the planet. The other one is IN it.

    • The Woim

      Totally would have back when she was still around.

    • APB

      #14 Chinese takeout- you're doing it wrong.

    • musclerobot

      oh look they are high on each other

  • thatguy

    To each their own, but this gives me the willies. #13

    • Shannon Coverdale

      Looks a tad bit swollen

    • mojo77


    • mazzie

      yea, not sure of the point…..

    • dub


      Unless this is for science or the betterment of the human legacy, I disagree.

      If this is just aesthetic, like just for looks, then this is the stupidest and grossest thing I've seen.

    • Frank

      This pic is sick.
      Clip your damn toenails!

    • musclerobot

      And that is the last day he ever ran.

    • Julio Guapo

      Dude blew out both of his Achilles tendons

  • naa

    wow damnit earth sucks i'm moving

  • Criminals are idiots


    Oh you get on with yo bad self!

    • Anon

      Must be how #13 put those dumb ass things in

      • MrNiceGuy

        I think that was a before and after 'shot'

    • reaperMEDIC

      Choot em' Elizabeth!

      • Moknowsbest

        tack on 10 more years for a felon possession of a firearm

        • McGruff

          At least a probation violation and revocation of house arrest.

          • 6655321

            Would rather he put it to his face.

    • Bubba

      post on facebook: no one will ever find out I voilated probation!


    #10 Gandalf's permanent LSD trip
    #19 love the rabbits' reaction

    • Saskguy26

      wonder what the craig's list ad for that gathering was lol

  • lexi

    I'm terrified for the future of mankind

  • Prick

    #22 – actually… of these people no longer exists. Just saying.

  • Salvador Carmona


  • PPS

    There are so many thing wrong with number 19 that I am sad that I wasn't there…

    • yodaddy


      • thom

        The bunnies are so distraught.

  • Brian


    Friar Tuck?

  • um...yeah


    someone is popping a chubby

    • Static

      i just puke in my mouth. so wrong in so many ways….

      • tv_paul

        "This looks like a job for… I'm Really Sexually Confused Guy"

    • bigD

      We have a wiener….

    • Underbaker

      I usually take a slight offense when people say Asian chicks are guys, I think I can let this one slide though.

    • Frank

      She looks really happy to see me.

    • Doesntmatterhadsex

      Would hit!

      • Bubba

        No, you would be hit. Butt that Doesntmatter.

  • Glaspotron

    #21 Charlie Brown has really fallen on some tough times…

  • David Allen

    Some people should not own cameras.

    • 3sixtyprod

      Some people should no be

  • Stick

    What's Brian Peppers doing back there?

    • puddin

      That makes it so much scarier! Can't unsee!

    • TheJesus


    • MonkeyMadness

      OMG I didn't see that until now, that's creepy.

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