• Guest


    • Alpha and Omega

      What I find most amusing is that the idiots who just *have* to comment and denigrate the 'first' guy have no fucking clue that they are the butt of the joke.

      • Guest

        Exactly. Pretty much the only reason people like me even do it, is because we know dumbasses like these are going to get butthurt. Lol

    • KO617

      In this case, you're last.

    • Shiguy


    • therealguy

      You win at being a loser. Yay for you!

      • Dan Conrad

        I'm gay
        There I said it!!

    • BruceWayne

      No one will catch me in #6.
      No one.


      Dumb ass.

  • douche baggins

    I choose #9 cuz there's 5 of em

    • fotnot

      with ya…this chiver rides a.gixxer 1k! 2 wheels for life!

    • Mikey

      I'm sorry, the correct answer is ALL OF THE ABOVE :)

    • dfhj

      I'll take Ayrton Senna's formula 1 car (white and red) over all the others put together.

  • slimorspades

    I'd rather ride two wheels instead of four

  • Brent

    And the prelude to burn bra continues….

    • some-dude

      me thinks this was meant to be posted on thethrottle

      • yodaddy

        Maybe we should check over there for burnt bras!!

  • Indiana Chive Fan

    I hope this isn't replacing Burn Your Bra Thursday!

    • Misfit7734

      Having a 996TT I am partial to the p rides myself

    • till

      just too many legumes

  • celticsquid

    I pretty much Need all of these! But I want #21 the most!!

    • http://youtube.com/user/perryinjax perryinjax

      Especially if it's a Hemi Bird and not the regular 440 six pack..
      but I would gladly take either :P

    • bwmyers18

      Man do I love me some Superbird … and kids today think a 22 inch wing aero nosecone are new ideas :D

    • Ken

      good choice :D SUPERBIRD FTW

    • http://twitter.com/Speedstripe @Speedstripe

      Best car in this bunch.
      Probably the most comfortable.

  • http://twitter.com/CSmith0203 @CSmith0203

    #10 wins for me. I like the classic American muscle.

    • BType13X2

      I had the opportunity to buy one about 3 years back for 8500 everything had been done on it except the paint restored back to the bare metal, then my wife got sick and I had the choice between my dream car or her medical bills, oh well I'll get one sooner or later.

      • TexasTheState

        Did you at least get her a headstone?

        • BType13X2

          No she's a cancer survivor you nabtastic fuckwit.

    • celticsquid

      The Superbird would eat Eleanor for lunch.

      • Machwon

        No matter what dollar for dollar nothing beats American muscle

    • Josh

      '69 GT500 is for sure the best car on this list.

      • Kyle429

        That would be a '67, not a '69. Totally different body styles. ;)

      • jeff donuts

        hell yea american muscle

    • 60 sec

      It's Eleanor

      • ZenkTheTanK

        I knew I would see that name in the comments… nicely done

    • Guest

      + 1

      They don't make them like the classics anymore!

    • DiRock

      Yeah i have to agree. I'd take the Shelby any day.

    • Falthor

      I prefer the classic and not the fast back, But can you really go wrong with a stang from that era?

    • Chim Richels

      And you would be ridiculous. On this list, you have:

      – McLaren F1 – regarded by most at the greatest sports car of all time. Valued at around $4M

      – Pagani Zonda Cinque – valued at around $2M

      You could buy about 4,000 of those 'classic muscle' cars that handle like pigs on a proper road course for the value of the two cars listed above.

      • Mike

        That's why I don't measure the value of a car by the $$$$ it takes to buy it.

      • http://twitter.com/CSmith0203 @CSmith0203

        Honestly, the cars you listed(albeit, they are amazing machines) mean absolutely nothing to me. The value of a car is what it means to you and what YOU like. I, personally, would take 4000 classic AMERICAN muscle cars over those two cars any day. And the last time I checked I'm not a professional race car driver so I don't give a damn about your "proper road course".

        • Cantaloupe

          wtf does American have to do with anything?

      • Poo'Stang

        But the 'Stang looks better than both of them!

      • GuinessHangover

        Hate to rain on your parade friend, but one of the only remaining (there were only 8 ever made) '66 427 Shelby "Super Snakes", which is possibly the only car on earth that is nicer than Eleanor, was sold at the Barrett Jackson car auction in 2007 for $5M.

    • nick

      German engineering for me but that is awesome!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=744845703 David Allen

    #25 like a boss.

    • Tim R

      I was upset I had to wait until #25 to see a Ducati. I would've rather seen a motogp prototype, 1199, or 1098R, but I'll still take it over anything else here.

      • John

        Bobbed Duc and a HD are the only 2-wheeled representatives here. Lame.

    • Ned Ryerson

      this i can understand but there is no reason a SPORTSTER should be on here. and i'm a harley guy! #7

      • Jawbone

        Makes sense, with all the fags here.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=744845703 David Allen

          Watch out guys,we got a badass over here.

  • Dustin

    #28 all day

    • Lil John

      200 mph, 4-wheel drive panty remover.

      NOw watch teh fucking road!

      • duke

        underground racing just twin turbo'd it….1200+ hp, 0-60 in 2.2 seconds….as if it needed to be faster….

        • Sweden was here

          all night

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Did you accidentally post this here instead of the Throttle?

  • Park

    #6 I dont know what it is, but I want one

    • Jay

      Aston Martin One-77

    • gav

      looks like an aston martin to me….

    • truesaint36

      Aston Martin…..
      and Yes Please!

    • That guy

      It's a vanquish…james bond car…

      • VaderWRX

        It's the One-77

        • Ned Ryerson

          love the name. that is all. i hope it's because you drive a WRX, i do too.

      • Trip

        Well done That guy…. go sit in the corner for a time out. One-77, Not vanquish… not even close, in any way, other than aston

        • FreakyBobo

          Much prefer the DBS, if it was on the list I'd be taking it home.

          • micky

            the DBS is the sexiest car built

            • saltysupreme

              i dun like aston martins, expensive and fairly slow, but its one of the best looking cars i guess.

              • jft

                hmmm…0-60 in 3.5 and top speed of 222? slow? ok

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.forsbach Michael Forsbach

      technically its is an aston martin one 77 but some dip shit in china totaled his so i guess you could rename it the one 76

    • Rob

      Aston one77! Bout $1.8m

    • Anderson

      Aston Martin one-76 now, first one crashed in Hong Kong a few days ago.

  • frederik

    nr 1,eleanor is my all time favorite

  • http://twitter.com/chipst4r @chipst4r

    That junky looking miata, really?

    • Car guy

      Well if you knew your cars you'd know that that Miata isn't a regular old Miata. It's a Monster Miata. When you haul out the little four banger with a 140 horse and drop in a V8 with at least 480 which is 911 turbo territory you're talking some serious horsepower to weight ratio. It may not look pretty but I'll tell you one thing….it's a tire shredder

      • Aaron

        STILL a miata dude. Besides, only full grown midgets can fit in those things anyway.

  • Doosk

    #15 without question

    • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

      Give me any rat rod over any Ferrari/Lambo/Porsche any day.

    • foreverdrunk

      I agree. its like a Hearse and a Prowler had a baby and it came out with monster truck tires

    • Dude

      beats even bobbers for me

    • 454

      Couldn't agree more

    • till


  • ColaChiver

    #10 #6 #20 #22

    Oh my Dear Sweet Jesus…

  • Dan

    #2 Ferrari = PURE BEAUTY

    • http://www.facebook.com/tj.huddleston Tj Huddleston

      Ferrari 458… greatest Ferrari created so far!

    • FreakyBobo

      Personally Don't think the 458 is half as good looking as the past ones such as the F50 or the Daytona.

      • Matty

        I honestly cant stand the F50, and everyone i have heard who actually drove it say it was underwhelming. Now the F40 on the other hand, i would kill for. Agreed on the daytona. Not too fast, but as a GT car, its not meant to be. How about the 250 GTO?!

  • Yessirr

    #10 all day every day. mmmmm

    • The Guy

      I am with you sir!

    • whyme1973

      All day…every day.

    • Smash

      Rocks my world!

    • Ned Ryerson

      it was tough for me… Eleanor was my number 2….barely. i have to take #4 though.

  • http://sorryforpartyingimnotsorry.tumblr.com/ THEClesusChrist

    Where's the 71 Chevelle SS Big Block??

    • Jay

      Its breathing my '72 383 El Co exhaust

      • chappy


    • http://twitter.com/J_M_J @J_M_J

      you mean 70 chevelle ss 454

      • MidwestChiver

        I would put a 502 small block in

  • Ricerboi

    Civic Si FTW

    • yeah

      If that's your dream car….your dreams are lame!

    • Vent187

      Rice rockets are lame.


    #1 I would literally give up women for this


      Here's my thought. The car is expensive. Having a woman is expensive.(gifts, dinner, movies, concerts,love) the difference is that I can't drive a woman 200mph. This isn't meant to be offensive to women. I love my lady. However with most things in life, difficult decisions must be made.

    • Haha

      I would too but after i get this car im sure i can get women again

    • Dr_Fap

      Agreed. Both are expensive to maintain but at least the car will have a resale value.

    • naa

      I can see the advantages the car won't talk back and is always ready to go etc… I agree i'll take the car too!

    • jjj

      for a fucking car?

      • Shant1k

        yeah just stick it in the muffler

    • till

      wrong answer…find a women..

    • jrue

      straight up f*cking horsesh*t statement right there.

    • Allcool

      Car would be cheaper

  • cait

    #10 mmmmmm hmmmm

  • tru2thefew


    • Ethix

      is this the Zenvo ST1?

      • https://www.facebook.com/pmmviper Per Martin Møller

        Yes it is.

  • kbowers

    none of them id rather have an old school american muscle car then a forgien car any day

    • Cantaloupe

      Get over yourself.

    • Paul from the gump

      I also pass on all.

    • Evan852

      so when you were skipping over half of the pictures, did you happen to notice #7, #10, #18, #21, #26?

    • Coob19

      Eleanor doesn't cut it for you?

      • MrN00DLE

        somebody must not really know cars. how can you not notice the GT500?

        • luke

          or the chrysler

          • Marc

            Or the Plymoth

            • Marc


              • yeah

                Even the Vector, #8 is an American car. That model, the W8, used a 6.0 liter, twin-turbocharged V8.

    • chim richels

      Then you are stupid.

      The McLaren F1 is regarded as the worlds greatest sportscar ever made. Value of around $3-4M.

      The Pagani Zonda Cinque is worth about $2M.

      You could be oodles of the lame quarter mile 'old school muscle cars' with that money

      • till

        classics,not the make a new piece of shit every year(that was better than last years) ..haven't built any parthenon's lately have they????? just more of the same carbon fiber that only the elitest rich can ever have..no thank-you…give me liberty and old metal !!!!!!

      • DigitalGuru

        Nice rinse and repeat comment. Did your mom teach you how to copy and paste?

        It's not about money. Its about personal preference.

        Shelby, Corvette, GTO, Mustang, all american, all badass.

        • Chim Richels

          You mean the Shelby that is based on the British AC Cobra?

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1323445775 Brad Irwin

            no the shelby that is the gt500 as in #10

  • nnn

    #14 Why oh why is there that ugly kit on that car. Ruins a perfectly nice beamer.

    • Matt

      you mean…bimmer?

    • USAF

      That's an M3…from Bovaria…in case you didn't know they're better in Europe

    • Kyle429

      You call it ugly, I call it bad-ass! That is one sexy mofo. To each their own ;).

    • Guest

      Better yet, why is there a BMW in this post? Ruins a perfectly good post.

      • John

        Haha I'll admit That was funny.. But I do love BMW .. U should be asking why is there a Volvo.. Or a miata? Or an nsx? The m3 is definitely better than those..

        • wdh

          the nsx is in there for good reason, so is the miata(rated one of the best track cars), but none of the cars you mentioned should be dream car status.. e92 m3 is nice but obtainable. i would take the zonda..

        • Mischievous


      • till

        ditto that..bavarian motor works are bottom of the list,of all deutsch autos…silly rabbit..

        • Cantaloupe

          Yea, Volkswagen is much better. Wait, what?

  • therealguy

    I shall take 1 of each, please.

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