Dude gets breast implants… in his leg (3 photos)

This is the exact reason that America's unemployment rate is ridiculously high. If I owned a business, I could never allow anyone this dumb to work for me.

boy those stitches look nice and clean…

Hahaha. That's my body mod artist.

Friggin' idiot….

The closest he gets to touch boobs

What a dumb fuck!

You know you are a douche bag when……

At first I thought this article was making hyperbole out of someone getting calf implants, which is pretty legit. But this…the stupid is strong with this one.

Ohhh hipsters…

"Thanks dude!" – Darwinism

The Hipster is a constantly evolving species. God Help Us.

So…. what are the chances that one of the "boobs" wonders around in his leg????

What an ass

This is old, and covered in Bizarre magazine, the cavity the implants were put in got infected and he had to get them removed.

Am I the only one who hopes there’s a video rolling when he nicks his leg on something and realizes WTF?

WTF!!!

thanks for your application – we'll get back to you

It looks like he tattooed over an unsightly leg-tumor.

fag.

Douche.

could have been cool… if it looked at all decent… but it doesn't. FAIL.

I feel bad for people who do dumb crap like this just for shock value. I have some tattoo's and things like this are what make me regret mine. I love my ink, but when I see idiots like this, it makes me sad to be even closely related to this tool belt in the gene pool.

What a FREAKING idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He says that there was nothing wrong with the implantation procedure, performed by his friend Brian Decker, a New York-based micro-dermal surgeon.

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/100312-leg-breast-im…

Really???

practice this sentence: You want fries with that?

What an idiot