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Friday Dopamine Dump (39 photos)

June 8, 2012 | In: Dopamine Dump, Funny

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bored

FIRST!

CowboyChiver

Look at the back of your hand… Now slap it! Shame on you.

There is a special place in hell reserved for those who post "FIRST!"

bored

Sorry CowboyChiver. I don't think I can take advice from anyone wo leaves comments like, "I'd break my dick off in that ass… " I'm sure there is a special place in hell for you too….

bored

You're indeed right, didn't actually know they had phones in their hands, just pointing out the hypocrisy of it all. Perhaps next time i'll say "titties, or Dat ass whoop whoop", and everyone will be ok with that….but then again i'll prob just say first Anyway arguing on the internet is super dumb, so good day to you sir.

Last.

Still last at life.
DaddyD

Ignore them and maybe they will go away.

bored

You're indeed right, didn't actually know they had phones in their hands, just pointing out the hypocrisy of it all. Perhaps next time i'll say "titties, or Dat ass whoop whoop", and everyone will be ok with that….but then again i'll prob just say first Anyway arguing on the internet is super dumb, so good day to you sir.

http://twitter.com/FLRescue @FLRescue

Not as dumb as the proud feeling you get for posting first

Dr_Batman

Your comment is bad and you should feel bad!

Ned_Plimpton

#17 The ghetto came out in Will…. "S'rong wit u boy?"

_Like_a_Boss_

That dude was clearly trying to kiss Will on the lips, he is fortunate he didn't get floored. Will handled it and didn't cause a seen, very professional imo.

DaddyD

*scene
Dude

seen? SEEN!? How the hell do you even…?

Gursch

it's a good comment.

Ned_Plimpton

He's like a real life Bruno… "IIIIIIINNNN west Philadelphia born & raised, on the red carpet where I slap most of the gays."

My comments are better when I get more time to think.

DaddyD

Next time, take the time to think.

Craigery

The "ghetto" response is a light tap on the cheek with your fingers? The ghetto's gone soft, I guess.

Dude

Politically correct ghetto response, then

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=674105656 Jordan Tunnicliff

Fairplay to him. Just because he's famous he's meant to take that shit? Do not blame him at all.
Dotson

Since when has lightly back-handing a dude been Ghetto?! Will Smith is a fuckin' pussy and this is proof. He should have beat the fuck out of him.

Jebus

He means what he said you cock smoker
zTom

Luckily, he has a bit of class and isn't a retarded thug as your suggestion would make him be.

Dr_Batman

That'll teach him to try and mouth rape the Fresh Prince.

MattKL

#5 Well done sir.

Jack

now photoshop it to say Bieber…….
Ned_Plimpton

It's photoshopped. A camel couldn't piss that much.

I've tried this several times. And my urethra is legit.

trollerfacer.jpg

you've obviously have never drank before…

Ned_Plimpton

You've obviously can't sentence structure….

djp

There are those among us with bladders the size of basketballs. To them I say pee on.

El_profe

#25 what's with the hover hands man.

Ned_Ryerson

come on Sonic, you're better than that!
One-pump-chump

I'd be faster than him…

Tomx569

If you're faster than the fastest thing alive, wouldn't that make you dead? Zombie grope!

Derby

Time for another tight dress post, eh?
http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

#25 must be found. Not talkin about Sonic, either.

Atos

Looks like Sarah underwood.

nuccabay

shes only 17 ABORT!!!

nuccabay

whoops…ddint mean the double post

tkokilroy

shes sara underwood. and definitely not 17….

http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

I'll ba damned! Thank you, lighting fucked it up.

Always Last

Yeah, it's just a pretend nerd trying to get attention because Playboy didn't get her anywhere.

SmileAlready

#25 Bet ya a taco Sonic scores here.

techno_viking

You owe me a taco.
bensmith681

but will you bet me a Doritos Taco?

PR151

#2 "Then I ate the dog"

Moar

True story…

ichive

Yes, and so are unicorns, mermaids and Republicans keeping their promises. You know what is going to happen when the guy says to you: I won't cum in your mouth. He's lying and so are you.

DaBigMachine

Ate his college records and 'New Party' membership card also.

Merica

Well put sir.
GipperZombie

You guys need to take off your tin foil hats already

DaBigMachine

Why? He factually has not released his college records and his campaign in 2008, factually, denied that he was a member of the socialist, "New Party" in Chicago, which has now been proven that he DID join. Furthermore, his publisher of 16+ years, published in print and listed online, his bio that he was born in Kenya. So, one way or another he lied about his birth place for political gain or to help sell his books. These are all facts. No foil hats needed.

its_forge

Nobody gives a fuck though see, so it doesn't matter. If nothing in the past about your candidate matters, then nothing in the past about our candidate matters, see how that works?

DaBigMachine

Oh okay, we'll just call it even then. The made up story about Romney cutting some kids hair 40 years ago totally cancels out the fact that Obama has been proven to be a part of a socialist "New Party", won't release his college manuscripts (because their TOO glorious), that he won't release an actual copy of his birth certificate for close inspection despite his publisher of 16 years, has a Social Security number generated from Connecticut even though he was "born" in Hawaii and never went to Connecticut, using a bio of him saying he was born in Kenya, that he has 'Compressed [SIC: Composite]' girlfriends, etc. Yeah, all of that totally cancels out.

its_forge

LOL what a dumb bunch of shit, dude. If you don't like him, don't like him, you don't have to make up a bunch of meaningless horse crap about him.

DaBigMachine

I see now why you support Obama. Nether of you understand the difference between 'made up crap' and verifiable facts. On an interesting side note; Obama said, "the private sector is doing fine" today. I'll let the Chivers decide if that sentiment from the Pres is 'made up crap' or a verifiable fact…

its_forge

??? Chivers don't give a fuck about his crap dude, they're here to see pretty girls and other goofy shit. Get the fuck over yourself.

DaBigMachine

Says the guy who keeps replying and then gives a hypocritical, "Get the fuck over yourself" response.

Pesto

Do you mean transcripts? Oh you didn't go to college. They are transcripts not manuscripts. You can keep looking for Obama's lost sea scrolls or you can try and brainwash some more of your ignorant friends.

DaBigMachine

I did indeed mean transcripts. Thank you for kindly pointing out my goof. I will continue to try and accurately inform others how awful our current, "most transparent ever" President is.

Brian

Can I get a rim shot for the making the original post even funnier guy?!

Boozer

(insert SFX here)!

_Like_a_Boss_

I can't believe I voted for Obama. I believed he could do a lot of good and maybe even bridge some of the racial divide in the United States. Truthfully he is just another politician and if anything he has divided this nation and caused even more tension. Our politicians are self serving egocentric thieves and until we get rid of the career politicians in Washington we will all suffer for their personal gain. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

Pete

Whilst I agree Obama is not perfect, and has not done half the stuff he claimed he would, the alternative is Romney.

I'll stick with Obama. At least I know he won't beat up kids because he's scared he might be gay.

DaBigMachine

No, instead Obama will just bankrupt our country and not give any kid a future. Plus, I'm pretty sure Romney won't be running around beating the 1-2% of the country that is gay and under the age of 18 if he's elected President. For instance, Obama's too busy fundraising from "millionaires and billionaires" in Hollywood to have time to beat up kids who embrace capitalism, liberty and the Constitution.

go home

DaBigMachine, you are very correct. Our country is doomed if Obama continues to dismantle the constitution and lower the value of the US dollar. The chive is the only thing that maintains my sanity anymore. KCCO to all you wonderful republicans out there.

ichive

You are insane if think Romney is better than Obama. Please don't procreate or operate any motor vehicles.

I don't know

You're both insane if you think they're any different than each other. Both will be shitty leaders because neither really gives a fuck about the country. Politics has turned into gang warfare and it's pathetic. How about instead of thinking of it as "us vs them" why don't you just think about it as "us"? Neither party has all the answers and both aren't perfect.

its_forge

Yes they're both the same so you should totally vote for Romney LOL 'til I'm dead.

Taciturn

Not sure where your opinion is coming from, or where you're getting your misinformation. Obama has spent less his first term than every conservative president for the last 30 years. Reagan has spent more than Obama. Obama has also pushed for kids to go to school, and Dems just tried to keep student loan interest rates low, but Republicans blocked that bill. Lastly, in this last week alone Romney has raised over 10 million dollars more than Obama! These are facts, look them up, or back your opinions up with something tangible.

DaBigMachine

Those are NOT facts. Those are Media Matters "Facts". You may be referencing a report, that's already been debunked, that ignored all of Obama's 2009 spending. The FACT is that Obama has already spent more than Bush had in 8 years and has obligated us to trillions of dollars for years to come. Also, Reagan came NO where near the spending that Bush and Obama did. BOTH Obama AND Bush were grossly irresponsible in their spending. Furthermore, Romney last month, not last week, raised more than Obama did from all of his 1% Hollywood friends. That could be because people want Romney to beat, the now verifiable Socialist-in-Chief (see the latest story proving that he joined the Socialist "New Party" in Chicago). So yes, I do know the facts because I get my news from many sources (and none of them include Fox News).

Taciturn

At first you claimed it was Obama who raised more campaign funding, and now you're saying Romney was the one raising money from Hollywood. Not sure if you meant to contradict yourself. Like I said, Romney has raised over 10 million dollars more (17 mil to be exact).
"Romney tops Obama in fundraising with $76.8 million in May:" http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47726147#.T9J0PrUYN0U
Also, I could care less if you want to label him a socialist. Our country has always been a mix of capitalism and socialism. A government cannot become strong on capitalism alone. We have many many socialist programs, such as Social Security. A socialist is not inherently a negative term. In fact, in times of economic hardships, socialist programs benefit everyone. Roosevelt is a good example of this during the Great Depression. I am very glad that you get your news from multiple sources. If only everyone did.

some-dude

Socialist programs benefit everyone? Not true. It keeps people feeding off the government teat, and it steals from people who produce.
DaBigMachine

I didn't contradict myself, you just didn't read my post carefully before wanting to run off and make your next point. I agreed with you that Romey out raised Obama, but not in the time frame you stated (one week vs. one month). Furthermore, you are incredibly wrong about socialism. Social Security will be bankrupt looong before you and I can retire. FDR socialist programs DID NOT get us out of the Great Depression, WWII did. Socialist/Socialism should have a profoundly negative connotation due to the fact that it's never worked. Whereas, capitalism has a proven track record of success and it's even more successful when it's not tethered by ridiculous government regulations like we have now (I'm looking at you EPA). Furthermore, if you'd like to point to how 'socialist' programs have helped the poor, go back and look at the percentage of poor in America since LBJ's 'New Deal/New Society' days. That percentage hasn't dropped due to ALL of the spending we've done. In fact, since Obama's taken office the amount of people on food stamps has nearly doubled in 3 years. What's more is that there are fewer people in the workforce (in order to make unemployment look lower at a current 8.2%) now than when he started office. If you put back in all of the people who have been taken out of the workforce by government statisticians we'd have an unemployment figure around 14-16% and that would even factor in the under-employed. I can go on, but I know you stopped reading this post after the first sentence to go look up your next MSNBC/Media Matters/George Soros/Progressive talking point.

its_forge

Yes, to a Republican, Obama's "spending" began in January of 2008. Trufax.

DaBigMachine

Via CBSnews (note: NOT Fox News) "National Debt has increased more under Obama than under Bush"
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57400369-5…

boll

noagendashow.com if anyone doubts dabigmachine listen to these guys theyll fill you in a little
its_forge

Their figures include 4.6 trillion dollars for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and the Bush tax cuts which were all kept off the budget by the Bush administration. I don't know why CBS is choosing to blow smoke up people's asses like that, but this is a plain and easily-verified fact.

DaBigMachine

Really? Please verify then without using MSNBC/Daily Beast/Media Matters/Huffington Post/Wikipedia/ or any Soros funded group please. Actually, the UK has actually been doing better journalism lately than any US MSM has lately maybe you can look over seas for some honest answers. Their hard to come by over here.
https://www.facebook.com/eric.sample.1 Eric Sample

LOL WWII was the biggest government stimulus program in history. Basically, government war spending brought us out of the depression. That totally contradicts your whole point. By the way…the New Deal lowered unemployment and brought us on the road to recovery, until the government spending decreased when FDR started giving in to conservatives.

Also, Obama has not spent more than Bush in 8 years. The debt has grown so much because tax revenues have plummeted due to the recession, causing us to borrow more money. This chart should help you out: http://static8.businessinsider.com/image/4e1b069c…
its_forge

::reasonable people fist bump::
its_forge

Soros LOL, there goes the last ridiculously tiny shred of any credibility you might ever have had. Soros. ::snerk::

Mark

America's financial crisis does not begin and end with Obama. It all started with Reagan and his reckless growth and relaxing on laws that allowed the big banks to take control of the economy and which has put America and the rest of the world on a financial roller coaster since the 80s. The vast majority of Americans are suffering financially thanks to the reckless few.

Bill

What a great reason to stick with him, your buddy Barry can't even pass E-Verify.

ichive

You clearly don't understand the politics of the Repubenant party. It's the same answer you get whenever you try and ask a girl out: No.

http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

Come to California if you want to see what Obama wants our nation to look like, it sucks

its_forge

Yeah vote for his opponent, or vote third party, see how much better that'll be.

SadeShadz

Fucking hilarious! >.<
f tards

wing dings are so fucking retarded they deserve a Romney presidency
justaguy

Bummer. Chive used to be a bullshit free zone.
dbizzles

So, what!? The President sucks. What's new?

Yikes!

Buttstabber – awesome #1

Quahog

Read that in Peter Griffin's "Back Scratcher!" voice.

Shawn

Buttscratcha!
nuccabay

as did i

DrGarnicus

Buttstaber sounds like an asshole

spaceace

WHAT? A black newscaster? Now I've seen everything!

Steve

Only in Richmond…

Roosterpoot

we gots two on that channel!

http://www.facebook.com/MBS.Photography M_i_k_e_B

Gotta love the news broadcasts here in the River City. At least Aaron Gilchrist escaped and made it as far away as DC.

bryanwalcock

#22
Y u no work,soundcloud link?!!

Guest

link was removed but go here for original and remix
http://www.webpronews.com/annoyed-neighbor-audiot…

DubStep

Getting the shit pounded out of her. Awesome!

Smitty

Huh. Sounds a bit like my neighbor…

Bob

http://soundcloud.com/nebber-1/untitled-wub-machi…
http://www.facebook.com/don.terry.96 Don Terry

thumbs up if you tried checking out the original link
DJdoubleb

This led me to the thin wall challenge on youtube. HAHA!

Revolver

I quite enjoyed this post.

guest

indubitably

John

#2… Donald Trump's dumb ass works at The Chive?

thom

Its a joke.
REVOLVER_KAZ

I'm Canadian and I think you people are swayed way too much by Fox news. I don't know how so many of you can believe point blank bullshit.

DaBigMachine

Thanks Canadian for your input as to how stupid we Americans are! How are politics in Canada this time of year?

REVOLVER_KAZ

The politics are going quite swimmingly this time of year. At least we're not being loud, obnoxious and misinformed about it.

Jammy

Because you have no balls.

REVOLVER_KAZ

Just because we aren't fucktarded about EVERYTHING doesn't mean we don't have balls. If it wasn't for Canadian stormtroopers in WWII we'd all be nazi's right now.

Drudge

Stop talking, you are showing how truly ignorant and uninformed you are. Your also making Canada look worse than it already is.

REVOLVER_KAZ

No, you shut up. :p
Lo From Wisco

As an American, I resent that. Please stop making us all look like fucktards.

DaBigMachine

Wow. I don't want to degrade the service of ANY country in their contribution to defeating the Axis powers in WWII, but WOW…

REVOLVER_KAZ

Yeah it's pretty amazing the Canadian army was the only one to do a job no one else could do. Now let me eat my Kroff dinner in peace.

DaBigMachine

Okay, you're right. Canada saved the world from becoming Nazis single-handedly. I don't even know why America got involved in light of this revelation. I love how you guys wrapped up the war in the Pacific against Japan and polished off the Nazis on the beaches of Omaha and Normandy. I'm just grateful that our neighbors to the north have been kind enough to not take over their weaker neighbor to their south. All hail Canada "The Merciful"! Hip hip hooray!

REVOLVER_KAZ

Hey anytime, all you need to do is ask.
thedude325

Haha yea and this is a guy talking about misinformation.

passwordistaco

WTF did you guys do? I'm no historian but I can google as much as the next guy. Canadian Stormtroopers are from the first world war (before the nazi's) and Canada's involvement in WWII seems limited at best when it can be summed up on a single page with a dozen sentences – http://www.ualberta.ca/~mfowler/WWII_Canadian_involvemen... – I admire your pride now STFU

ichive

Says the guy with 2 on his chin.

http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

How is that health care Canada, how about them taxes

REVOLVER_KAZ

FREE health care is awesome, taxes are fine.

Polychonopolous

I would have to agree the Free health care is awesome and the taxes are just fine, I find there is no problem with taxes when you make a decent living and have ample options of employment. Hows the economy America ? as Canadian's are buying up all the dirt cheap housing that the Americans cannot afford, now all we gotta do is find a way to get the smell of lazy, fat and ignorant out.

MAGSGQ

Wow free healthcare? Well I'm a Canuck and proud of it ….. also glad I moved to the south 15 years ago, and if you still think you're getting free healthcare you're a fooking doldt!!!

Why do you think you have high taxation? Partly to subsidize all the meth heads in Ontario and unemployed kids in BC – the ones that wanted to move west and live so cool. I hated our fooking healthcare, although I never had serious issues to deal with. Nothing like waiting nine months for an MRI or 8 months for a hip replacement.

But best Rye whiskey and beer around GO LEAFS

its_forge

Birth certificate? Let's see Trump's real hairline!

Unfkngblvbl

#15 Epic!

Ned_Ryerson

awesome kid, awesome dad!

smallchinaman

Not sure about that. What kind of dad let's his 17 year old kid get drunk? My dad would have gone Red Foreman on me if I did that.

Csquared303

your dad sucks

Habsy

At least he know's who his dad is.

PDiddily420

Gotta be fake.

The kid says "my girlfriend" and "her parents" instead of using her name or the best friend's name, which doesn't make any sense if his dad knows the girl and her parents. Also, if he already knows his 17 year old son is dating his best friend's 14 year old daughter what the hell did he expect to happen?!

Wow, I just put way too much thought into that.lol

Mike

well he's hammered…probably didn't think about what he was typin

PDiddily420

allegedly. How many times have you been hammered and still managed to type multiple text messages without a single typo(including the ones that are not typos but are auto corrected by the phone)? But maybe I'm just a cynic.

Urethra Franklin

Fine forensic detective work….check the place for semen and lets get out of here

PDiddily420

"Open and shut case, Johnson. Just sprinkle some crack on him and lets get out of here."

Gob Bluth

Yeah I never believe these "texts" or even "facebook fails" anymore, but they are still pretty funny

nuccabay

so you drove home drunk and hid it…which is worse?

Ned_Plimpton

Awesome username… Must add pic with Bill F'ing Murray punching you.

Ned_Ryerson

thanks. that's exactly what i wanted to do too, haha. for some reason it closes when I try to add a pic. i'll get to it soon enough.

Frank

So, is his dad calling to create a distraction, or is he saying you better run for your life because I am going to kill you?
Perd

Did he jump through the window or run out into the hall and throat-punch everyone to death?

Brian

Neither. He killed them all with a magazine.

http://4chan.org gnocco

…but why a magazine?

https://www.facebook.com/chadlgroves Chad Groves

BECASUE PAPER CUTS!!! AND FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! …….thats why.

Always Last

If I remember correctly, Jason Bourne used a BIC pen, not a magazine…..pens are cooler anyway.

dave

he beats the shit out of a hit-man on The Bourne Supremacy with a magazine

Ina

Please refrain from using Epic. Otherwise, yes this awesome (if not staged).

Ned_Plimpton

Words you're tired of hearing… GO!!!

epic
viral
uber

tired

Words you have probably never heard before from a women.

Lets. Have. Sex.

Ned_Plimpton

Honestly, I don't think I have.

Kinda weird command to initiate sex, no? With me it's usually something dirtier that starts it, but I understand your mom doesn't want to set a bad example for you.

Unfkngblvbl

Ina, this is the internet, not the New York Times, I'll use whatever words I feel like using. BTW, if you want to be literal, "awesome" wouldn't be much different than using "epic."

Dr_Batman

If I was the dad I'd be less concerned about my son being drunk and more concerned about the girl's dad charging him with statutory rape.
Warcity

i'm sure its fake, but so is "Gone with the wind". Its funny and reminds me of my "wonder years". It made my evening. Keep up the good work and chive on!!

st33

In so many ways…
#16

CowboyChiver

So awesome…
jeff donuts

so much win
discowheels

And then make me a sammich!
Cantaloupe

LOL WOMEN DO LAUNDRY!!!111

winfields

#13 – Ugh, 16 and pregnant
someshmuck

#28 B of course.

Unfkngblvbl

agreed, unless you have a small child or a cat…they'll unravel the whole thing in 3 seconds.

CowboyChiver

Damn your logic. Valid point, but for me and my house, B it shall be…
woodduck

A is the only way. it's been scientifically proved….

The_Dood

proveded*

Who Dat

Seriously?! Its Proven…..

The_Dood

Provened*

Gob Bluth

Provedened

Ryan

Poo-ven

sploodge

pooveined

coocoocuchoo

provenings

guest

Agreed….. ALWAYS B.
Felcus

Thumb 'someshmuck' to vote.
Definitely

Exactly! It's only a debate when there's a sadist involved.
tim

Only serial killers and arsonists choose A

luke

and redheads

jack

Choice 'A' is always the superior choice. That is why it is the 'A' choice. It has also been scientifically proven that 'B' wastes more toilet paper.
The Cooze

B is the way. A is for freaks who prefer form over function.
Notknowing

B, cause it's the way shit tickets fly when you fall off the shitter after your elbow slips off the roll.
Drew

"B" its always B….and when someone choses "A"….i change it to "B" for them…..

Marty

Not in my house please, because otherwise the cat will have a party and waste the whole thing!
Nick

Fuck yeah! 100% agree. I thought I was the only one. B always!

Guest

Archie Bunker says "A". Should be on You Tube…not sure…can't check from work.
Whoopi_G

Agreed…B
Seannerz

You know how when you go to a nice hotel they fold the end into a fancy little point? That's only possible with option B.
https://www.facebook.com/lyle.lance Lyle Lance

B is the only way.. Just saying.
Mike Rotch

This reminds me of the old over the top/through the hole debate when peeing. I wonder if people who say B go over the top of the boxers and people who say A go through the hole…
SIUADO

If it's not B then you spend half the time giving the roll a reach-a-round..
Lunch_Box

Where's option C, don't even use the holder, just leave the TP on the tank or shelf. I don't have time for holders, I do what I want.
bhifi

I just want to know how many ppl saw that pic n instantly hit the comments 2 find this great debate. Oh and def B.
Erik D

Agreed. Gravity works in your favor. Why would you want to reach under something then pull up when you can pull down and tear in one easy step?
mike

Anyone with kids (or a cat…) Knows why A is the right way…

Dr_Fap

#1 They are on to me
tdog

#9 Me too!
this guy

#18 Childhood never ended for this one… Right on!
http://www.anthony-tyler.com Anthony_Tyler

#1

Phew.

It's a good thing she's on my side.
ChiveNation

#22 Thumbs up if you typed in that website too

stoiker

Unfortunately it's down. But I found the remix instead… http://soundcloud.com/nebber-1/untitled-wub-machi…

Man, what am I doing with my life, spending my time looking for stuff like that?
Bob

http://soundcloud.com/nebber-1/untitled-wub-machi…
Spartan Fong

Found it! http://www.webpronews.com/annoyed-neighbor-audiot…

thrillho

probably just some dude with the volume up to loud whilst watching pr0n

passwordistaco

#11 Bad Ass little dude. Go big or stay home, he went big

Lunch_Box

Ninja Squirrel.

https://www.facebook.com/brent.misfeldt Brent Misfeldt

#35 AMAZING!
https://www.facebook.com/brent.misfeldt Brent Misfeldt

#15 HILARIOUS!!!!

AnyoneForCoffee

He's 17 and she's 14?? Not right. Not right at all.

I would totally squeal on him too. In fact, I'd hold the little s**t down for her dad to beat to crap.

nuccabay

senior-freshman in high school…happens in every one

Ken

#36 = Hot as hell!! And not the mom, although I'd probably do her too! LOL!

OCPRoboCop

Who is this!??! We must find out!
ted stevens

The whole world should be teenage Asian girls.
Jbro

I'd poker face

mickey

…and he would poke you right back…

Sam

#38 B, no debate…

Smithers25

I believe you mean #28 but, yes B is the correct way
Sam

That's some funny shit, maybe there is a debate since I can't even get the number right… What a dumbass.
C C

Have fun wiping your ass with that!
amrith777

But…as for the actual image you did post–it looks like "Killer Jeff" of CreepyPasta infamy O_o

Mikeg01sf

Butt stabber was my nickname in highschool

Josh

Sorry for making fun of you in high school mike. You just made things creepy in the locker room

CowboyChiver

#1 Is that the good kind or the bad kind… Could go either way

AnyoneForCoffee

Oh dear

Falthor

I actually remember watching this news story or another about the same guy… he uses a box cutter so people don't necessarily feel him even cutting their butts.

REVOLVER_KAZ

Probably because you and the gym teacher shared extremely lingering glances.
ozioziozioioioioioi

please explain how this became your nick name , and don`t call me captain obvious…….

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