If I could go back to high school…(26 Photos)

Just a short list of the things I would do if I could do it all over again….

  • Dazed

    #23 see this? That's a hairline fracture

    • All The Chivers

      does anybody else sit down to take a shit and accidentally piss on their dick and balls?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

        Nope, just you shorty

      • Ken

        How does one piss on ones own dick? Are you trying to take a shit MID-FAP?

      • passwordistaco

        Nope, I do hate when I forget to hold it up and I let my dick touch the water.

        • MonkeyMadness

          Me too and that water's deep!

          • Underbaker

            I hate the pointy rocks at the bottom.

    • Perkins Maxwell

      greatest HS movie ever. That Martha Washington, she was a hip, hip, hip lady.

    • Birdhaus32


  • Dazed

    #24 L-I-V-I-N gotta keep livin

    • Livin' Legend

      My middle name.

    • Ned_Ryerson

      All right, all right, all right

    • Brad

      the older u get the more rules they're gonna TRY to make u follow!

      • The Woim

        The best part is I get older! But the girls all stay the same age.

  • edslerson

    It would be just as stupid as the first time. Only this time i'd have a badass beard

  • Dazed

    #12 detention you say? Ok no problem

    • NonBrit

      Not sure what this lesson is, but I surely haven't learned it and am in need of personal tutoring.

  • RandomTask09

    If I could go back to high school, I'd still be awkward…. and still a nerd.

    • MonkeyMadness

      If I could go back to school, I'd definitely get laid more now that I know who all the sluts were. 😛

  • Michael

    <img src=http://www.mobilediscount.info/hotels/nac.jpg>#26 I just wanna go back to school ,dream these bad girls , young happy! LoL <img src=http://www.mobilediscount.info/aquarius/dbb.jpg>

  • bigd

    #18 teen wolf air fapping. careful it might go off in your fur

    • ...

      NEVER question teen wolf EVER!

  • etcrr

    If I could go back to high school and know what I know now it would be a much different and better life for me

    • Kelly

      hey man, look on the bright side. you could've always ended up being a janitor or a truck-driver. KCCO!

      • Salt

        I just quit my job as a janitor to become a truck driver, what are you saying?

        • Kelly


      • Ryan

        My Dad is a truck driver and is a smart man. Plus he makes over $300k a year. I don't see a problem earning a living that way as long as you are happy.

        • 0331

          If you are happy, you are not earning a living, you are living.

        • Underbaker

          So is that doing illegal aliens or drugs? I'm gonna go with the illegal aliens, he would make much more doing drugs. Even in the adds for truckers they rarely say you make more then 100K.

      • JP X-treme

        Truck driver's make fat cash, like $30 an hour with some companies, and they got easy access to prostitutes. And if you land the right janitorial job you can retire with a pension. Both decent careers smelly kelly

      • Kelly is a whore

        Or they could go your route and say "$20 for a blow job. . ." all night long

    • Ned_Plimpton

      etcrr in high school… I may never sleep again.

    • windowlicker

      If I could go back to high school and know what I know now, I would be a time traveler and it would be a better life for me.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        Very well played.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #19 What's this about?

    • Joey

      It's a quote from the movie Old School.

      • tee3

        Frank the tank. classic

  • The Bandit

    #6…two things that come to mind: "Louie, Louie" and the zit scene….classic!

    • Master_Rahl

      Bluto smashing the hippie's guitar in the stairway was pretty damned classic, too. "Sorry"

    • passwordistaco

      funny that "Food Fight!" wasn't one of them

  • djd

    Earth water fire and air
    met together in a garden fair
    put in a basket bound with skin
    if you answer this riddle
    if you answer this riddle
    you'll never begin…

    • tjom

      who downvoted this? Incredible Sting Band is Incredible!!

      • Botaer

        for a so called cool community theres a lot of hate going around

        • Child Please

          That's cause it sucks

  • MIke

    "That's what i'm talkin about!"

  • Jessica

    #27 kevin chang is an asshole.

    • Anon

      Kevin Chang is a winner beause it's not worth winning if you can't win big!

      • Son of Mongo

        He's still an asshole. Winning big doesn't mean everyone else should fail.

    • MonkeyMadness

      hahaha that made me raff out roud!

      • Brandon

        hahah so did your post!

    • https://www.facebook.com/holliso Hollis O'Neal

      Actually, he just screwed up and misinterpreted the meaning of a Gore Vidal quote, so he's not as much of an asshole as he is a douchebag. My $0.02.

  • I-S-B

    Oh, you know all the words, and you sung all the notes,
    But you never quite learned the song, she sang.
    I can tell by the sadness in your eyes,
    That you never quite learned the song.

  • Mr_Cellophane

    No way. In HS I was a lonely nerd with glasses and bad skin. Now, still nerd with bad skin and glasses, but also hot wife and money.

    • Ethix

      Pics or it didn't happen

    • Shouldabeenmyname

      = your wife is only with you for your money.

      • Desi

        Yeah, and he's with her for her "brain"

  • whyme1973

    #1 We need more of the hot redheads.

  • http://www.facebook.com/TiminPhx Timin Phoenix

    Well, you can't. The judge clearly laid that out as a condition of your release.

  • Cbb

    What's the deal with #5?

    • All The Chivers

      token black guy in the audience

    • Hugh

      I was asking myself what was being circled in red, then I realised they're just loop things — it's just a photo of "being prom king". :/

      • TomTheCameraGuy

        I was searching in those circles like a mother fucker….

    • Slappy_McGee

      Pretty sure those people are all adults. I'm not sure what this could be….

  • All The Chivers

    token black guy in the audience?

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    I have just wasted a few minutes trying to see what the red circles were highlighting in #5.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      hoola hoops

    • Rapping'n'Fappin

      Wouldn't mind seeing hot chick in white wet t-shirt #22

      fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap…..splooge! (all over the faces of my fellow Chivers!)

      KCCO! fap fap fap….

      • etcrr

        Pedo alert.

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.clarke.1694 Alex Clarke

    #12 That is all kinds of sexy

    • MonkeyMadness

      mmm baby, I'm hot for teacher!

    • Franklin1138

      Always wished I'd had a teacher like that…but alas…


    #21 KCCO little buddy…

    • JohnWaynefan

      I just shook my head, because I know my son would probably do the same thing or something similar, if he's anything like his father.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #17 Dear diary…..

    • Craig

      I think you meant "Dear Penthouse Forum…"

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=618078433 Josh Silverman

    #1 Was that in Florida or Louisianna by chance

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      um…maybe?? or was it Rhode Island or Arizona? does nobody get what where you're going with that….yes.

  • Guy

    #23 my favorite part is mathew mconahey(sp?) says you know what I love about highschool is I get old and they stay the same age…*pothead laugh* lol

    • Connor Macmanus

      "Hey man you gotta joint"? "Not on me man", "IT BE ALOT COOLER IF YOU DID"

    • Notknowing

      Yup, sounds like my first 4 girlfriends.

    • etcrr

      "Thats what I love about these high school girls man. I keep gettin older, and they stay the same age"

      • ern

        Ever notice how many times that long haired kid Mitch touches the bridge of his nose?

        • Exactly.

          Thank you…that drove me fucking nuts.

        • https://www.facebook.com/matt.bloom.9 Matt Bloom

          Hahaha! Yes! It drives me insane.

    • Don Francisco

      Al'right, al'right

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