This is my camera phone. There are many like it, but this one is mine. (38 photos)

  • bored

    Foyst alpaca lovers!

    • Dr_Fap

      #9 The toe is strong with this one.

      • johnny chimpo

        And i love her for it

    • jon

      nobody cares

    • F u

      You are gay

  • curtis

    #1-#37 amazing!!!but the win goea to #34!!!

    • Ned_Ryerson

      jesus christ, women are amazing!!

      • Do0zer

        #1 O Mélanie Iglesias, I love you so!

    • Damn Guy

      I'll have the 34, 3, 37 and 1 salad please.

    • AllanA

      Greatest inventions, yoga pants & camera phones!!! That is all….

      • FUMF

        greatest invention is soap, you dirty old man

    • Rent's Due

      Common theme among most of these photos – all apartment dwellers, i.e. no long term commitments, no being tied down, lower socioeconomic rung = insert and desert (perfect)

      • just me

        or young and can't quite afford the down payment on a house just yet

    • John Galt

      not a phone. a technicality for sure but grounds for disqualification.

    • Derek James Nord

      Is it because she has the biggest boobs?

      • The Man

        Big boobs, least amount covering them, thin waist, smooth tummy, long brunette hair, and it's in black n white! Did I really have to say all that?

    • what

      is it just me or is something up with her hand?

    • ROshan

      Very Very sexy Woooooooooooooooow………………………………….

  • chiver

    Oh my

  • TheUChiver

    Love the Full Metal Jacket reference….and #34 Wins the Internet today

    • Master_Rahl

      best belt-as-a-bra usage EVER! and impressive that it's able to cover enough of the ample boobage.

      • CowboyChiver

        Warning: Improper belt use may result in uncontrolled erections. Please use caution.

        • Master_Rahl

          haha, nice!

        • 3sixtyprod

          That's awesome

    • Kyle429

      It's not just from FMJ. It's the beginning to the Rifleman's Creed in the military. 😉

    • Brad

      It looks shopped… look at the hands and wrists. She can't be that skinny in real life 😦 .

      • Perkins Maxwell

        may not be shopped, but doesn't matter. More silicone there than in every computer I've ever owned put together. Ugh. Lying on top of that is going to be like lying on two bowling balls. No thanks.

        • Skadoosh

          I don't know about you, but I won't be doing any lying while I'm on top of that. No doubt there was some lying to get there, but no lying while there… a lot of flopping for sure.

        • MstrFlsh

          Someone obviously has no idea what fake tits feel like.

      • Andreanna Dennis

        shopped for sure 😦

      • Ateka

        Nice catch, it does look 'shopped!

    • Vintage11B

      It's actually the Rifleman's Creed.

    • Ratman

      She kept popping up when searching for the Kohl's girl in "find her!"

    • Yup

      Moar ! Moar ! Moar !

    • Sire

      Give this girl a camera so we may get some more

  • RFinAK

    I must thank the man who invented the camera phone!

    • Philippe Kahn

      You're welcome.

    • gfunk

      …or in this case, just the camera.

  • Bjamma

    #15 Tori Black?

    • H. Olivier

      yeah, l also think is her

    • Nick

      Yes that is Tori Black

    • ddd

      #5 too

    • Ned_Plimpton

      I'd hit Tori Black from the back…. I'm talking about sexually.

      • Captain Planet

        Ned u may be th funniest person who comes to this site. I lol at all ur comments….have my childs

        • nate

          or you can order a fleshlight replica of her butthole like i did.

    • GlobeSwatter

      So is #5..

    • Dr. Sidaredes

      She should take the moist, flushable adult wipes off the countertop before taking this pic though, nobody wants to think about her digging in her ass after a shit, even if she is hot….that is all

      • DoomsDayDub

        Those are probably to clean her anus before she does a DP anal scene……just sayin'

      • Tim Van Der Noord

        I only know this from my ex wife but those are make up remover wipes lmao

    • sal de fruta

      an the 5 pic too

  • Sk_Chiver

    Omegad Omegad Omegad!! Moooar!!

    • zoxymusic

      Riley Steele, I believe….

      • Sk_Chiver


    • Scoot

      can we get another pigtails gallery soon? Some of us have a fetish that is going largely ignored…

    • David

      Zoxymusic is right that's Riley Steele

    • Yup


    • mopmonkey

      She's also #18,#19,#20

  • TheUChiver

    Also #5….Good God woman.

    • Bob

      Yeah, woman. Clean your counter and focus on yourself, not the mess!!!

      • TheUChiver

        There's a counter?

    • BOOM!

      She has a pussy coming out of her ass. :S

    • joe

      Who's that?

      • Pueo Chuck

        Tori Black, she's a pornstar

    • V-king

      Cats ass!!!

    • Andy Sam

      Tori Black?

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #30 Eh, you have a nice behind

    • luke


    • NoHope4some

      Old perv, she could be your granddaughter

  • Karloz Silva

    #34 ding ding ding ding ding aaand we have winner!

    • nuccabay

      amazingly i think their real too

    • Bobo

      Even with the C section scar??

  • Just a good ol' boy


    I know it can't be her, but she looks a LOT like Catherine Bach at about the same age

    • MarthaJeane

      Jessica Burciaga, though I think she looks a lot like J-Lo in that pic

    • TheUChiver

      That's Jennifer Lopez…. I'm sure you were kidding… Not a fan of her music/acting/personality….but a great ass.

      • Dr_Fap

        Agreed, I can not stand her. But she does have one great asset, which has been vital to her career.

      • derp

        cool story

        • Pueo Chuck

          Her name is Jessica Burciaga, it is NOT J Lo.

    • Brian

      Don't be fooled by the rocks that she's got, she's just Jenny from the block.

    • Josh

      its Jessica Burciaga

    • Anon-o-moose

      "I can remember back in the days of In Living Color, when she wasn't J-Lo but, Hey, hey hoe."
      Jamie Foxx

      • balls-deep

        Favorite Jamie Fox Quote!

    • Deetch


    • Tim

      #7 Does look like KB, but I think its J-LO

      • Pueo Chuck

        She is a model named Jessica Burciaga, Google her.

    • tino grad

      she looks like J-Lo!!

    • Marc

      I think she looks like JLo

  • Prick

    #19 has something back there for sure

    • CowboyChiver

      I'd break my dick off in that ass…

    • ...

      Of course she has something back there: silicone.

  • H. Olivier

    AMAZING ALL OF THEM… but l stared at this one like for 5 mins #19

    • The Waterdog

      Looks like Riley Steele. Amazing Ass!

      • Macro

        It is her. Google her (NSFW).

        • Ali

          Took you a whole 5 minutes to realize she has silicone injected in her ass?

    • Battle

      Girl, put down the cupcake and slowly back away.

      • Smarterass

        I thought I was looking at her ass thru a fun house mirror.

  • SweetSassyMolassy

    #1, #26, #29, #32, #35
    That's how to start & end a Friday!!!!

    • Ken

      #32 is a fuck chair for sure! Nice!

    • luke

      #35 looks like minka kelly

      • The Dude

        Jaclyn Swedberg

  • Who Dat

    #12 Thank you!!!

    • truth


    • Attaxia

      Indeed #12 we need MOAR

  • Stephen Davidson

    Oh lawdy!

  • TXheat81

    #1, #13, #20, #32 … MOOOOAAAARRRRR!!!!

    • Daemon

      Melanie Iglesius + Riley Steele, Google's got plenty of both 😛

  • map

    # 9 Pink Toe… want mo

    • Prick

      #9 (so no one needs to scroll back up)

      • Ned_Ryerson

        that and #6 stopped me for a solid 4 minutes each. wow.

        • Guest

          Same her mirror really that clean? flawless pic

      • guest

        Bless you

      • steven

        This women has it all. I personally do not understand why there are objections to toe. Thankfully there are women who use it to advantage.

    • Rick

      No kidding. Gorgeous. #9

    • Al Bundy

      Cute toe. Time for a new catagory." Show the toe"

  • whoami

    I have thr most ordinary boner right now

    • Shy Sox

      I am getting sick of hearing the same ordinary comments.

  • Chris

    MOAR #18 #19 # 20 # 34

    • B Drew

      Moar? It's Riley Steele!

  • ???


    WTF is wrong with her ass? Is that supposed to be attractive? It looks like a Slinky that got all tangled up

    • John

      She is a porn star.

    • the truth

      some chubby chaser shopped it… ruined a great ass

      • F3n1x187

        Not shopped thats her actual ass, google riley steele

    • avgejoe

      never be afraid to operate that heavy machinery!

    • mark

      I'd cut off my right arm to spend one night with that tangled slinky.

    • Justen Katzman

      Your crazy…this girl has an amazing ass…you must like long backs

    • Ryguy

      You're a dumbass

  • Seth Michaels


    Mother of God!

    • luke

      this won is the winner! PLEASE FIND…MOAR MOAR MOAR

  • TXheat81

    #32 looks like the girl im crushing on… since Ill never see her ike this, just give me more of her…..

    • medic67

      by crushing on, you mean stalking right?

      • TXSkeet81

        Just give up your man card right now. Hand it over to the guy who's got the balls to pursue to your "crush" and will probably see her many times like this, while you beat your pathetic nub over a likeness of her.

        • prodigy84

          ignore that guy. but definitely go after her. you never know how they feel until you try.


    #10 Wow. Wow. Wow!

    • Kewlwhip

      Miss Prestin

      • PeZ

        Beyonce -.-

  • Maynard B.

    #4- Well, my day is complete!

    • Ned_Plimpton

      I think she dropped something… Better pick it up.

    • MebbeBebbe

      I said GOD DAMN.

    • Kassou Bes Hom

      slt ca va b1

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