Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • hater

    #13. "We don't need no water; let the motherfucker burn."

    • Radam3

      #20 is hogging all the water! And I just love this pic. That kid is so cute!

    • bearjew

      burn motherfucker, burn

    • discowheels

      Just Keep Calm and Golf On!

    • Dr_Batman

      911? Fuck that! We're playin through.

  • douche baggins

    #2 hot babe, horrible spidey. #27 NICE hump!

    • Kiron

      #27 obviously a german camerawoman as we can can see by the german players in the background XD

      • truth

        Your powers of deduction are astounding, Mr. Holmes.

      • Chowder

        Bad news for you bro that you even noticed dudes in this picture

  • TokyoFace

    #10 …. love me some kate and pippa

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #2 I see his Spidey sense is tingling.

    • tralfaz

      I can clearly see your nuts.

    • Dr_Batman

      Oh God I had managed to avoid looking at his balls until now kill me

  • Ninjack

    All I want is # 24

    • Yoga Pants 2012

      #24 *

  • Logan

    #20 #27 #33 kids are awesome.

    • Logan

      Haha #29 not 27

      • notawittyname

        although it may not have been the number you meant, you can never go wrong with #27

    • davo

      kids on a plane make me wish for a crash

    • Elena

      I know, I just love #20. If only adults had that much fun!

  • Rollout25

    #2 I still see it when I close my eyes!

  • RandomTask09

    #33: A Goomba?

    • Guse

      A Mario Bros. Movie reference? Nice. But God did that movie suck.

      • John Leguizamo

        You take that back!

    • Dr_Batman

      Either that or a recent victim of a voodoo "shrunken head" spell.

  • pingpong

    #23 A sting within a sting


      I believe "Stingception" was the appropriate joke to be made.

    • MattKL

      Yo dawg…

    • Dr_Batman

      Sting's a master of disguise.

  • Arlo G

    #23 was there really a need for the mask buddy? Hahahahaha

    • Schlatman

      Clearly you have no fucking clue

    • wayne

      This looks fake

      • nevermore

        so are your girlfriends orgasms but you still keep going back for more.

        • Kevin

          like a boss! epic comeback

    • http://www.facebook.com/saltytrey Trey Reeves

      I hope the Chive doesn't start putting stupid Rassling on here. Talk about ruining the site.

  • dashete

    #13 Good metaphor for the world economy.

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      I thought that was our GolferInChief at first…


    #30 bahahahahaha stupid bitch

    • Anon

      Yes… so very appropriate. All those awful things she did.

    • Steve

      That old guy looked directly at the vail caught in the door

    • ChodeLauncher

      More like stupid old man shutting the door?

    • Dr_Batman

      Oh yes, because she should be responsible for all the old fucks in her area.

  • BigPup

    #4 Not a single fuck was given that war…

    • MattKL

      Oh those wacky Middle Easterners.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      or understandable grammar

  • BigPup

    #25 seems legit…

  • http://twitter.com/Dabooshy @Dabooshy

    Please can I get #35 in HQ??

    • tralfaz


    • j russo

      ocean city, md airshow just yesterday.

    • mounty

      "By the way, the US Navy is here, and they'd like to say hello…"

  • 3MC

    #2 Something tells me that his "Spidey sense" is in his stomach.

    • tralfaz

      I thought it was a pregnant woman until I saw his junk.

  • Zito

    #6 There is an entire book on how to scissor!?

    • tapsnapornap

      Scissor me timbers!

      • tapsnapornap

        Apparently Mr. Hat and his friends don't like this comment.

  • TheJake

    I really don't care about being first, but I really gotta say guys, all these mobile ads for yogurt and dating services are puttin' a serious cramp on your website. It's getting difficult to find your content behind these digital billboards. I love theChive, I just don't want to see it ruined by this nasty trend of the Internet.

    • Tyler

      Making money is a seriously nasty trend. How dare the Chive try to make a living! Burn them!

      • Thedude

        Obviously there is a need for revenue, but when the ads make browsing the site cumbersome, it makes the site not worth browsing.

    • Abed

      Adblockplus guys. Your life will become instantly better. I haven't seen an add online in the last 3 years.

    • elmo

      Dude, have you seriously never heard of AdBlock? Ads? What ads? sheesh

    • Shep

      Hit the red x….. Your welcome.

  • kylecali

    #1 this just seems to spell trouble.

    • Guest

      Yeah, I want to see the follow-up picture to this one. Bets that it doesn't include blood?

  • Not Me

    #11 I had a fair old lol. Source s'il vous plaît?

    • Chris

      I laughed so hard with this one lol

  • Trav1121

    #16 Whoa! Looks like the 'inside the whale' scene from a live-action Pinochio movie.

  • SmileAlready

    #20 Awesome pic.. lil guy is in heaven.

    • dashete

      Sprinklers: the sibilant killer

    • Wow

      Holy shit! You aren't suppose to get Gizmo wet!!!

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      mmmmm…..reclaimed water…..yummy.

  • B Dub

    #13 I do what I want……

  • HonoluluChiver

    #11 stay in school as long as you can, dumbass. Owned.

    • https://www.facebook.com/phoenixpwns Glenn 'Phoenix' Yri

      Woohoo! Fellow 808 Chiver!

    • kylecali

      as far as I know, I'm one of the three hawaii chivers.

    • phoenixpwns

      No longer forever alone!

      Wait, is that a paradox?

  • B Dub

    #1 Looks like he's a real swinger.

    • _Like_a_Boss_

      "And Axe-Man is seen here blowing off some steam after being left out of the Avengers."

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