Darwin’s exceptions (30 Photos)

  • rob

    first one !!!!

    • Fall

      And here we have another fine specimen!

    • Kevin

      "Mom! Mom, guess what…I was first to reply on TheChive!!"

      • Nub

        "Mom! Mom! Guess what? I sit around for hours on end waiting for someone to say 'FIRST!" on Chive so I can make some inane comment in return and prove that our family tree does not branch!"

        • bukssna

          win. the people who respond to them are even more retarded.

    • Tom

      Forgot them Robby b'y. You did great, the boys
      below are just jealous of your Monday morning accomplishment. Be proud. Be proud!!!!!! Have a beer, smoke a cigar, and tell the first girl you see that you want to marry her. This is YOUR day Robby, enjoy it!!!!

      • Ben77


    • DaddyD

      Just ignore them.

    • mitica


  • Nixe

    Imagining how excited #25 was when he carefully counted and realized he had just the right amount of fingers to make his dream come true.

    • hai



  • http://www.facebook.com/cvineyard Curtis Vineyard


  • sammy

    First! Ok. Now i can actually look at this post

    • ColaChiver

      Your yearbook picture needs to be in this post….

      • sammy

        Have your balls even dropped yet?

        • ColaChiver

          It's odd that you are thinking of my balls.

    • steve

      what you have just said is one of the most idiotic things i have ever seen. At no time in your waste of good post space were you even close to what could be considered a rational post. Everyone on thechive hates you a little more for having seen that post. I award you no likes and may god have mercy on your soul.

      • ColaChiver

        What Steve said^.

      • KillinTime

        Billy Madison. Nice.

  • Acesevens

    I'd like to see the after picture there Capt. America (before)

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      It's him flat on the bench with that barbell across his neck.

    • SnidleeWhiplash

      The scary thing is maybe this IS the after picture….

      • Beer man

        At least he's trying. I'll give him that.

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      all kiiiinds of gains

    • NebraskaGuy

      Yep! He's got a long way to go, but at least he's working on it.

      That's more than I'm doing 😦 ha!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Ask him how he lost 300lbs.

  • BNutz


  • Scott

    #5 #8 #24 are extremely retarded! Amongst many others on here!

    • 2Dogs

      Theres so much WTF in this thread it may just cause the internet to shut down….

    • Soulless

      People on the chive are so judgemental. Who gives a shit what these people want to look like. It doesn't hurt you or anyone else. Worry about yourselves instead of others you clowns.

      • Soulless

        Maybe I should say people in general. It's not just chivers.

        • Know your history

          Agreed. #24 is actually a ritual that native Americans used to practice as a rites of passage into manhood. Of course, now a days, people don't look at it quite as spiritually, and that margin of people who do is very small. But it's still a powerful thing to witness, and you shouldn't judge just because it's different and you don't understand.

          • Lawyered

            Without me voicing my personal opinion, I would just like to say, the person in the photo is most likely neither native american nor passing into manhood. Your logic on why one should be accepting of this practice is flawed.

          • Boomer Sooner

            No they fucking didn't, how stupid are you? Native Americans did not have metal for one, secondly you just pulled that out of your ass. Do you think they suspended themselves with bone or some shit? lolz

  • tv_paul

    #30 Man, that Sailor Moon is really letting herself go.

    • MBChiver

      Or Mr. Miyagi is a cross dresser…

      • Jaives

        That's what I thought too! (RIP Pat Morita)

    • Guz

      It's nice to see a humorous post on the first page instead of eight 'firsts', a couple of 'FTWs' and a moarr!!.
      Thank you. I laughed.

    • JimmyS

      I may not be an expert, but I feel like this just might be a trap

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #9 Gotta start somewhere!

    #28 That's ok, Chive… I don't like to sleep anyways.

  • Matt

    #29, The reason we can't use cellphones at gas stations.

    • http://twitter.com/psypher246 @psypher246

      Depending on your trust in their science. But the Mythbusters busted the cell thing years ago. Done well enough I reckon. Use my phone all the time. But what he's doing, thats just dumb.

  • jmthibs

    there are some real winners in this world I tell ya

  • ColaChiver

    #8 Isn't going to regret that at all.

    Sometimes I look at people who look up to Drake and think he is some hardcore rap artist/genius and just want to tell them, "You know he was on Degrassi right?"

    • themindrunnethover

      generally, those don't last more than a few months unless you keep getting it redone. not that i think it was smart, but she probably won't regret it for the rest of her life.

      also love the Degrassi reference. Especially the episode where Drake's character couldn't get it up. lol.

    • Tom

      I would YOLO in her mouth.

  • Yoga Pants 2012

    #28 FUCK. THAT.

    • Jeff

      Damn nature you scary!!!

    • asdf

      that is my nightmare

    • Idiot.

      Has he not seen the movie Anaconda?

    • Chris

      why? that's probably one of the safer places to be with a green anaconda

  • CowboyChiver

    #22 I don't wanna live on this planet anymore…

    • Plurp

      He's the Pride of Pride Fest!

    • Jeff

      I second that

    • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

      Got a little creepier when I noticed the guy in the door behind him

    • Shant1k

      who's that naughty man peeking into this shemale's room? so much is wrong here

    • Bud

      etcrr 131p ?

    • aussue aussie aussie

      Do i make you horny? fuck i got shivers just typing that……………..brrrrrrrrrrrr

    • nomnomnomnomnom741


    • Mak

      He's in a strict bdsm relationship, he's got on an "infinity collar"…

    • Ed Jones

      Too much time in prison.

  • https://www.facebook.com/jjlinehan John J Linehan

    #15 lol phi psi house at U of I in champaign

    • https://www.facebook.com/mhulslander Matt Hulslander

      Definitely did a double take when I saw this one.

      • https://www.facebook.com/jjlinehan John J Linehan

        haha same here!

    • AlsDisciple

      Depending on how this plays out, it could actually be proof of natural selection.

    • chris cavallo

      stair dives!

    • Kyle Hopkins

      Gotta love my fraternity, we really need to start this tradition again

  • Martin_McFly

    #2 Upon graduating Hogwarts, Harry found himself fall upon some not so flattering times.

  • nater

    Ha!! number 22.. i just noticed the guy in the doorway!

  • Logan

    #24 Actually this turned me on. Not cuz I really care to have hooks in my skin but I bet that girl will let you do some fucked up shit to her.

    • Daniel

      I would totally fuck her.

    • Hehehe...he

      I bet she swallows fountains of cum…

    • Lunch_Box

      You have a point there.

      • bukssna

        really, you guys are serious? you can't have actually ever talked to a woman before…..

        • Lunch_Box

          No we're not serious, there called jokes, even if there bad jokes, there still jokes. Are you seriously taking anything said here seriously? Seriously!

          • LumpySpacePrincess


            • Lunch_Box


              • topher


  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Forget back problems, future or current. You have mental health issues.

    • Trey

      Speaking someone who has also suspended, there is no risk of back problems. Your skin is a resilient organ. Also, mental health problems…how do you figure? Whats wrong with pushing your body and your mind?

      • Kenton

        Suspension is awesome. I used to use drugs to make me feel different and powerful, but this is my new favorite drug. Once the skin goes numb it's a truly amazing experience (especially if you can swing)

    • thedude325
  • drbman

    #18 thanks chive for making me appreciate ME!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mikewyderko Michael Wyderko

    #9 needs some stronger protein or something hahaha

  • Brutal_Deluxe

    Red = Blood, Blue = Crip, Yellow = ?


    • VintageWookie


    • Gusto

      The real Cat Daddy.

    • derp

      spongebob squizzle gang

    • ROR


    • mickey


    • Karac

      Was looking for the spongebob watch…………but I'm pretty sure he has a dick tattooed on his left hand instead.

    • Kevin

      Either Blip or Crud…You pick

  • 29er

    #30 must have lost a bet.

  • insanely great

    #5 #12 #14 #17

    #22 …Yikes… Don't think too many will be having the weirdest boner

  • Whorebait


    You only lose once… check!

    • Oli

      no………i think she may lose a lot in life. Just a guess.

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